#Ai
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It’s so close to the threshold of 100,000… Come on folks, it’s just asking for a debate!
Please support 😃
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Everyone has dreams about Jacob Rees-Mogg stealing parts of their computer while at work, right?
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Action, camera … Lights. Wait…
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Siri: show me point of failure.
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@benaustwickarttwitter.com sound like anyone you might know?
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I’m confused, how is being anti-fascist (anti-trump) a position that would trouble traditional (Northern?) Labour voters or metropolitan middle-class lefties? Don’t we all hate fascism? Could it be something that’s not about Brexit? 😱
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RT @GeorgeMonbiottwitter.com : Today we launch a report that should - and could - change the face of Britain. It’s our report to the Labour Party on th…
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Move them further down your nose. Then you have the added advantage of peering over them at people that annoy you.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com This is one time I love reading on my Kindle. Set the font to BIG and contrast to high.
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In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com I’m not necessarily disagreeing with you, but isn’t one of the perceived benefits of #Ai precisely that it doesn’t emulate human cognition? That, time-and-again human thinking is proven to be prone to poor judgement when using instinctive behaviours over systematic thought?
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In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com I’m more than happy for the two of them to descend into a maelstrom of snark, if it means they’ll only snark at each other.
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In reply to: @debugwandtwitter.com @debugwandtwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com I appreciate the bias issues and I don’t think they’re separate or likely to go away. Perhaps what I’m trying to get at is that emulating human behaviour possibly isn’t the best route to, or measure of, intelligence? Might AI simply be different?
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In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @debugwandtwitter.com I did, but is ‘instinctual’ behaviour the right kind to aim for? Instincts are typically formed as survival mechanisms because humans are not able evaluate situations quickly, so use shortcuts (bias) as a way to make decisions quickly. Perhaps this is a semantics query 😀🤔?
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And, should they defect to the lib Dems, will be propping up the Tories in the GE. They’ll pat themselves on the back and go back to sleep, whilst austerity and sale of the NHS slip under their unconscious noses.
Assuming the planet doesn’t catch fire first.
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 07:18
In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com Dickducktive reasonabling.
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 07:36
For some reason I was reminded of Brecht this morning, and felt like we could all do with a bit of Brechtian theatre (or other media) in our lives.
Learn, don’t consume.
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 07:39
Better if she’d served milkshake, then punched the Nazi.
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 16:23
In reply to: @pomeranian99twitter.com @pomeranian99twitter.com I’m just throwing some ideas around here…
FOOT GO
PIED PIPER
ROAM ALONE
Okay, I’m done…
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 19:14
I’ve got some radical ideas for you. Get in the sea.
https://twitter.com/EdwardLeighMP/status/1135865672955772929twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Can I direct your attention to ‘winning ways with cheese’
https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/1095057768975949824?s=19twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
🗺️ Continue fever dreams of British supremacy
🎉 Celebrate and support despotic regimes
🌴 Create more offshore tax-havens for my mates and party supporters.
https://twitter.com/MattHancock/status/1136297001656705025twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @samueljscotttwitter.com @samueljscotttwitter.com More mixed use spaces. Education, work and entertainment could all benefit from premium locations that retail occupies, psychologically and geographically. This will encourage more people to visit those areas for a multitude of purposes. Keeping money local to communities.
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@jutertwitter.com @typejunkytwitter.com 👋
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Re-watching Deadwood from the beginning (still one of the greatest showcases of dialogue on TV) and got a big wave of nostalgia for the track at the end of S1E5. I listened to this album so many times, I bought a harmonica.
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Damnit, that’s better than what I’d even had in my head… If I was wearing a hat, I’d doff it.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com They all hate him for stabbing Boris in the back in the post referendum wash-up
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Plus their fervent anti-drugs position means they sell more outrage to Mrs Outrage of Tunbridge Wells. Did you see Leadsom has admitted to smoking cannabis? I bet the mail is kinder to her.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Funny that.
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Just leaving this here…
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Some parts of Croatia are still quite cheap, but off the beaten track tourist-wise, so is expensive to get there.
Thassos was a cheap Greek destination last time I went.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Northumberland has amazing beaches, and isn’t too expensive. Get there by train too.
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Seahouses or Craster
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Ok, this actually a really compelling argument. Certainly better than the ‘faster trains to Birmingham’ one.
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In reply to: @billttwitter.com @billttwitter.com @ruskin147twitter.com It’s exactly the kind of aspirational stunt that Apple always do. It keeps them in the news; the ‘pros’ get to show off how serious their Jobsian dedication is, and the majority just buy
into the myth.
Good marketing of premium product. I still won’t buy it, but that’s the point
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In reply to: @stubbornellatwitter.com @stubbornellatwitter.com Congratulations America, one more wheel away from…
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com Last non digital SLR I had was a Praktika. Flipping brilliant, and quite manual. Bet they’re cheap as now, if you can find one.
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com Yeah, the Praktika I had did have a light meter, but that was about it… I’ll see if I can find one for example…
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com Pretty sure it was this one, and although it says ’electronic’ on it, i think it was pretty limited. Also, if I remember, the lenses were Nikon clones, and pretty reasonable.
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com I loved mine. If you can get it, the standard 35-70mm zoom lens on it was really well designed, focus and zoom with one movement.
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In reply to: @codinghorrortwitter.com @codinghorrortwitter.com She was also the lawyer in sons of anarchy… Which was a bit of a Deadwood alumni party.
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In reply to: @WeAreCreativeUKtwitter.com @CreativeEnglandtwitter.com @xboxuktwitter.com Love a monkey-making idea 🙉🙈🙊
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com My last DSLR pooched because I got dirt on the mirror. Would’ve cost more to repair than buy a new canon G12 (which is one of best digital cameras I ever used)
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In reply to: @aweyenbergtwitter.com @aweyenbergtwitter.com Not a Spotify playlist, but I love for this. (I also use a bit of white noise in the background to block out colleague chatter)
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@doctorowtwitter.com My 13-hand horse does 17 furlongs to the cup, assuming a 4-pound bushel, and it’s between Whitsunday and St Martin’s day.
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Is it bad that I want Boris Johnson to win the Tory leadership, so that come the GE, it’ll be so great to see it all slip out of his grasp? I’d want that fucker to lose big time though. So we’re all going you have to work our arses off to make sure that happens.
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com The black and white one looks very much like a window I saw in Amsterdam one time.
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I just don’t understand why so many libs are hoping for Rory Stewart. He has consistently voted the same way as all the other austerity bastards. The only benefit I can see is that he’s an unknown quantity, so we can all enjoy guessing what his foibles are.
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@jutertwitter.com “and we’ve included 3 new swastika emoji…”
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In reply to: @monzotwitter.com @monzotwitter.com @IFTTTtwitter.com small voice can we get it working for joint accounts now?
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RT @GreatDismaltwitter.com : Corruption, historically, is an inherent component of fascism.
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THREAD!
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In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com Yeah, for me it seems to be the split around those that are taking US money, vs those taking UK money. Raab C Brexit and BoJo seem determined to sell everything to the highest bidder.
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In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com Whatever you do, don’t use @HSBCUKBusiness it’s a shit show.
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In reply to: @aweyenbergtwitter.com @aweyenbergtwitter.com I find working in a shared space, like a collaborative document, Trello board or mind map can be more akin to the ‘walk and talk’ than a straight vid conference. Audio for the chat, video / screenshare for the workspace.
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Watched a most amazing piece of live report to camera yesterday, as @gillians_voice seamlessly walked off a barge onto the bank, and onto a paddle board, all whilst talking straight to camera. Watch it here @ 36m49s via @BBCiPlayertwitter.com cc @ruskin147twitter.com 👏👏👏
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 06:20
See the tortological martyr / hero debate.
If I call myself a designer, am I one? If I do the job, but don’t identify myself as a designer how will anyone understand how fucking important I am? What about other people’s need to feel as important as i am? Are they designers? 😱
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 06:27
RT @codinghorrortwitter.com : Wow this is awesome. Scene by scene breakdown and infoviz on “true story” hollywood films. Notice that Selma got a shocki…
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 07:50
Tory puppet reminds everyone of the hand up it’s arse.
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 14:37
In reply to: @harrymccrackentwitter.com @harrymccrackentwitter.com Dreamweaver
Aldus Freehand
Director
Premiere & After effects
Scrivener
Sublime text
Slack
Firefox
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 21:06
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Don’t be coyote about it
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 22:35
General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now.
General election now.
General election now.
General election now.
What do we want?
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Thursday June 13, 2019 - 18:00
In reply to: @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @dartacustwitter.com Sorry, nothing off the top of my head, but it sounds like something that should exist. If they’re devices with barcode scanners, I believe you can install the barcode reader as a keyboard, but you’d still need a simple form / web hook to capture the data.
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Thursday June 13, 2019 - 20:22
In reply to: @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @HarrisonUXtwitter.com I’ll put a fiver on “the further adventures of Arya Stark” probably announced next year, with release date for Xmas 2021.
What do we say to the gods of scheduling?
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If I was a Tory, of any stripe, I think I’d be pretty concerned about journalist assault conspirator, Boris Johnson; about clown Boris; about self-interest before party, before country Boris. What is this saying about your party now,
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Somebody of profound political commitment to serving his constituents.
In opposite land.
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Don’t worry, rich folk, as you increase levels of pollution in this area, the local inhabitants will be choking too hard to break into your rolling gentrification fortress.
Now with rose-tinted windows.
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In reply to: @CreativeReviewtwitter.com @CreativeReviewtwitter.com @gradiatetwitter.com Perhaps, but perhaps remote working can also increase diversity, better work-life balance and cost less.
I’d be willing to risk it for this.
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Possibly the kernel of a good idea in some contexts, over-hyped as the next big hotness, to be over-used on things best done with a single page of HTML and recruiters expect 3 years experience to get a job.
I, for one, will be awaiting the nanofrontend revolution in my bunker.
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In reply to: @catherinerowetttwitter.com @catherinerowetttwitter.com He’s far more duplicitous - saying something that he knows will appear to confirm him as a ’no bullshit PC, man of the people’ - he seeks to polarise and divide. This is just one salvo.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com …we’d been really busy on the phones for over a month, and we built up quite the backlog of postal complaints. Typically, people sent a bit of wood, or a sliver of glass stuck to a postcard. We would open it, try to find the matching case on the computer, and send a voucher…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
As a student, I was working for a supermarket at their head office customer services. Mostly spending the hot days that summer on the phone talking to customers about whether they’d really found a dead rat in their toilet paper, or glass on their mayonnaise. Anyhoo…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com …I pile through half-a-dozen postcards with splinters. The girl takes a huge Jiffy envelope from the pile, firmly bound in brown parcel tape. She can’t get the end open, so she did a finger into the middle and rips it open…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Me and this girl decided we’d try to rack up a bit of overtime pay, and offered to spend the weekend going through the backlog. It was mid August, and did I mention it had been hot?
Sunday morning came, and the girl sits opposite me, and we grab a big pile of envelopes…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com … Out slops what had been, at the start of the summer, a defective wheel of brie. But was now some kind of cheese-based chemical weapon. It splurges over the girls lap, the soggy remains of the complaint letter stuck to her fingers.
Oh god, the smell. The look on her face…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:52
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com She was mortified. The office stank for weeks. She never came back.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 09:09
In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @twittertwitter.com Compromise doesn’t always mean picking the average of the choices.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 09:32
Ugh, the Blair / Corbyn arguments are so fucking typical of the left.
Yes, Blair / brown was deeply deeply flawed, but to discount a brief hiatus in the otherwise downward spiral since 1979 as evil, is pointing the guns at the wrong enemy.
Later comrades, later.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 10:20
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Malapropisms are the pineapple of a good vocabulary.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 13:08
Retweeting this now, because it was a bugger to type first time around…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 16:45
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com https://open.spotify.com/track/1L3fsXwQXiH7RrAvrBHIqL?si=JmSPratyTkaTR7khZgfovQopen.spotify.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday June 15, 2019 - 17:53
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Saint Finger says don’t put your hand near the bacon slicer.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 22:38
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com The sequins are actually a carefully constructed unique ID code.
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In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Standing in a field on a warm day, waiting for the dog to come back and the only sound is lark song.
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In reply to: @BIFA_filmtwitter.com @BIFA_filmtwitter.com Sure, if your dad loves violent thrillers.
Personally, I’ll be watching spirited away.
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In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com I’ve been mashing my veg through the drive, and it’s okay, but I broke a tooth on some gravel.
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In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Novelty in terms of patent law barely requires any ’new’ idea, just a unique assemblage of existing ideas.
Novelty has no intrinsic worth, unless it’s actually solving a problem. Patent law has evolved to stop problems remaining solved unless you’re the owner of the patent.
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In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com As a product director, patents and IP are weapons I’d rather not fire. Execution, quality, cost, timeliness and making sure the product serves our customers are all much higher priorities. Patents are ways to bully other businesses.
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In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com Seriously?! They totally ripped off the log!
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In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com Patent law was originally intended as a consumer protection mechanism. “Buy Boyles Widgets! The only widgets that work! (Pat. 1812)” But, those laws became sticks to beat others with. The guarantee of a patent became a method to quash competition rather than serve people. Sigh
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@jutertwitter.com It’s alright mate, I’ll run the diagnostic on it from here.
🎱
🎲
🎰
I think you’ve got an oil leak.
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@jutertwitter.com It’s like a sixth sense.
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Hey, Vince Cable, shots fired!
https://twitter.com/Jeremy_Hunt/status/1140327538775994368twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com My loyalty is overrated. My employer pays me to help them make money (and I’m grateful for that). Uniqueness and being first is also overrated. This is why Apple is rich.
My audience doesn’t need to feel control over anything, as long as the product meets needs and expectations.
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com That said, I’m not in a world where IP is the saleable commodity. If I was, I don’t know how I’d handle that. Badly, I suspect.
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Though, reflecting a bit, Apple are also rich because they own a shit load of patents…
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JFC, 10 years in this cesspit. Thanks to everyone that makes it bearable. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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@GNRailUKtwitter.com if you have any control over the air con in carriage 23120, 0712 Ely-kgx please get it cranked up now. It’s a hot morning, and this 12 car service only has 4 cars.
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@benaustwickarttwitter.com looks interesting!
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Former Hulture secretary, Jeremy Cunt.
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Victory is ours! Raaaaaaah!
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“I woke one Sunday evening, after a long lunch and didn’t see any women on my telly box, so i published this article without bothering to think about it”
(Don’t mention Laura Pidcock, Diana Abbott, Emily Thornbury, Angela Rainer, Rebecca Long-Bailey, Dawn Butler etc etc.)
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💼 Hey, join my network on LinkedIn!
🤖 Well actually, I think you’ll find…
🧐 There’s no such thing as privacy.
🤑 Facebook is launching a crypto currency
👁️ The cameras are for your protection.
🎙️ Alexa only hears everything you say.
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In reply to: @stubbornellatwitter.com @stubbornellatwitter.com Hand wave at the floor… “Did you drop your…” Mumble mumble…
Alternatively
“Hey FUCK NUT, wait your fucking turn.”
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Millionaire TV celeb thinks electing a criminal, an inveterate liar, a British Trump, is better than the prospect of a Labour party in government.
Can’t think why 🤔…
Oh wait…
It’s the whole ‘for the many, not the few’ thing, isn’t it?
Wait… Isn’t he a Labour peer? 🙄
https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1140913665547427840twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @tall_g_and_teatwitter.com @tall_g_and_teatwitter.com If only it was.
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In reply to: @PublicisSapienttwitter.com @PublicisSapienttwitter.com @johnmaedatwitter.com Wow. Can I come back?
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Don’t forget folks, every single one of these ‘reasonable chaps’ stands for a party that believes that the RICH need tax breaks, and the poor need to pull their socks up.
Stupid poor people.
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In reply to: @jaffathecaketwitter.com @jaffathecaketwitter.com @kosamaritwitter.com When butchers lights sound like Chernobyl Geiger counters.
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This episode should be compulsory listening.
https://twitter.com/BBCInOurTime/status/1141088714434764801twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @kosamaritwitter.com @kosamaritwitter.com @jaffathecaketwitter.com To be fair, a salt-water soaked rock will have fewer midges than your typical heath & loch situation… But still…
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In reply to: @kosamaritwitter.com @kosamaritwitter.com Midges aside, it’s a beautiful place.
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 06:41
In reply to: @glitchtwitter.com @glitchtwitter.com Now draw the rest of the owl!
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:24
“..and yet my party and government have done more to dismantle the idea and reality of social care than any other.” Thanks again @michaelgovetwitter.com
https://twitter.com/michaelgove/status/1141071595173289985twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
Tory party leadership contest. (With apologies to the Muppets)
Stewart and Gove
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Raab
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Hunt
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Johnson
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Tory party members…
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Tory party donors and lobbyists…
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com The rest of us…
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 12:36
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com I could imagine something that was very data-driven, but the (good) result would be a totally personalised product for the customer. Though perhaps this would be described as ‘designed to be data-driven’
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 21:37
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com Master of pop-ups
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 23:10
@MooseAllaintwitter.com will know these, I’m sure.
https://twitter.com/amirnrf/status/1140749685637955584twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:00
A fun thought before bed. When we crash out of the EU without a deal, at least it’ll be Boris Johnson who will be selflessly leading us all to the sunlit uplands of Anglotopia in his big red bus of promises, filled with the proceeds of selling the NHS to the US insurance industry
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Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:12
In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com @davidmarcustwitter.com Funny how they’ve got MasterCard and visa signed up, but no African payment alternatives with a proven history of actually solving problems.
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Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:14
In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com @davidmarcustwitter.com Honestly, so many potential pitfalls with Libra. It makes me shudder.
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Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:16
In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com @davidmarcustwitter.com is the first one I can think of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-Pesaen.wikipedia.org ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:17
In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com @davidmarcustwitter.com I know it’s not technically African, but
https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/1141484858981650432?s=19twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 08:20
If you live in Ely, you should see how local democracy works. When the local Tories don’t like the result, they call an extraordinary meeting and overturn it.
I’m sure none of them would stand to gain personally…
https://twitter.com/lornadupre/status/1141417377860608000twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 23:04
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Show her this, and get her head in the game.
https://vimeo.com/313392571vimeo.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 23:18
Hmm, do we want the clown or the cad? The self-serving buffoon or the hawk?
Both will fight to the death!
Oh wait…
No, Johnson will win, and Hunt will be given a senior cabinet position. My money’s on home secretary.
Besides, most of us don’t get a choice.
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In reply to: @ElectCalculustwitter.com @ElectCalculustwitter.com @YouGovtwitter.com Do Brexit party have enough candidates?
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In reply to: @karlyboyotwitter.com @karlyboyotwitter.com @richard_littlertwitter.com What if she was the Rock?
What if she made of nothing but knives?
What if she wasn’t a she?
What if her dress was made of pork scratchings?
Or
What if he hadn’t grabbed her around the neck?
What if he hadn’t pushed her against a pillar?
What if he’d ignored her and eaten desert?
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FACEBOOK HAS SPOKEN. YOU DON’T NEED PAPER MONEY ANY MORE, UNDERLINGS.
ALL YOUR WORTH IS BELONG TO US.
https://twitter.com/cryptomarket_us/status/1136980632033062914twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 1
Proud to be an investor, customer and friend of @monzotwitter.com . Just goes to prove a diverse business can be successful for everyone.
https://twitter.com/monzo/status/1142002299772002304twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
@jutertwitter.com @sard_twitter.com 100% pure cinnamon.
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In reply to: @zacharyparadistwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Hmm, I’m working on something that personalises the selection process for a catalogue of company product… But a totally personal product… That’s some serious JIT manufacturing 🤔
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com I guess it could end up in a situation where the company’s role is to create ‘anything’, and it’s value is quality assurance, logistics, sourcing materials, guaranteeing ethical supply chain etc.
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Alternatively, perhaps some AI could be responsible for marshalling a whole bunch of anarchic micro companies, to come together briefly to assemble that one, perfect, personalised product.
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Saturday June 22, 2019 - 01:22
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I’m pretty sure it might have been mid-2000s I remember starting a job in London in 2007, and really only very few hipsters were beginning the forays into skinny cut, and I was at a nobby design agency!
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Saturday June 22, 2019 - 10:43
The Tories should have pretty much stayed out of this conversation today. I’m not even going to give Theresa Mays video more coverage. Instead, watch this.
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1142326351606812673twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday June 22, 2019 - 12:16
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com <I can’t share this experience, because without the context of my entire life, it’ll be meaningless to you>
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In reply to: @ctrlshiftitwitter.com @kathyra_ MooTools for the win!
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In reply to: @lizzydoetwitter.com @lizzydoetwitter.com @Elif_Safaktwitter.com This is the root of populism. Appeal to the emotion rather than reason, and you can get people to do anything. Down that road is flag-waving jingoism, all the way to ‘killing for something you believe in’. Better to be mindful and reasonable, surely?
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This is why I hate technical posts that don’t show the date, as a minimum, and preferably the version numbers of products they’re using…
(NB also because sometimes, working in enterprises environments, I WANT the older solutions)
https://twitter.com/whalecoiner/status/1142731031793033219twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Oh God, Hitler’s trailing bird entrails through the house again.
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In reply to: @lizzydoetwitter.com @lizzydoetwitter.com Yes populism. Uncritical thinking. Emotion.
What about the veteran that explains how the EU has been fighting proxy wars in the gulf?
I see where you’re coming from, but fighting fire with fire means everything gets burned.
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RT @dancharveytwitter.com : This is difficult to watch but you need to realize you are bearing witness. Witness to someone absolutely comfortable exerc…
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In reply to: @lizzydoetwitter.com @lizzydoetwitter.com Positivity, productive, compassionate all good, and not divorced from critical thinking. But, if you’re speaking to emotions, then my interpretation is that emotion is the thing that isn’t reason.
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In reply to: @billybraggtwitter.com @billybraggtwitter.com Surely it’s axiomatic that anyone living around there is a millionaire…
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In reply to: @lizzydoetwitter.com @lizzydoetwitter.com I get where you’re coming from. There can be a tendency for the left to argue about angels on the head of a pin. I think this is where Momentum have done quite well at mobilising a positive general force. Others too, but it can be quite metropolitan focused.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com That’s a very specific use case, but you know, if you need em, you need em.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Did God call? I think he has an 0121 number.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Combs
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Today is mostly feeling like this guy…
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1143194699815116800?s=09twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com The moderate Tory
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In reply to: @heydonworkstwitter.com @heydonworkstwitter.com Hmm, I have tried praying to both. Both are inscrutable, both work in mysterious ways and both seem to provide comfort to the indoctrinated.
How can I choose? Is there a good book?
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com How elitist are we?
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How elitist are we? See this thread for details.
Try not to cry if you didn’t go to Oxbridge.
https://twitter.com/suttontrust/status/1143402069900050434twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
If you need one well-reasoned, clear takedown of anti #netneutrality corporate shill that is Ajit Pai, you might ask @doctorowtwitter.com .
In the meantime, read this…
https://twitter.com/dancharvey/status/1143575584246812672twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Totally agree with this. Anyone that thinks BoJo is stupid has not been paying attention. Anyone that thinks he’s not capable of petty malicious intent will only have to wait to see what happens to Gove’s career when he becomes PM.
https://twitter.com/MooseAllain/status/1143570300715589632twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com It’s Lynx Africa. It’s always Lynx Africa.
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In reply to: @signalsmithtwitter.com @signalsmithtwitter.com @corbinbleeuu All those that are thinking about written numbers, and you visualise it precisely the way I think about it. Thanks for going to the effort.
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Don’t forget folks, whichever way this goes, Jeremy Hunt OR Boris Johnson will be PM.
The only people that can make this choice are Tory party members.
Go ahead and ignore @bbclauraktwitter.com and @Pestontwitter.com et al, because there’s literally fuck all you can do about it.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 06:57
In reply to: @becca_onealtwitter.com @becca_onealtwitter.com Layj Garland
Leef Garland
Hgeel Garland
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 07:17
@jutertwitter.com I always imagined Justin’s ’tache
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 07:25
Name this Tory MP. Wrong answers only…
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:09
The terrifying prospect here is not the replacement of money, or becoming a meta-nation, it’s that there’s no recourse to a higher authority, no democracy, no rule of law, no social care. It’s a cyber-libertarian wank fantasy, come to fruition.
https://twitter.com/mollywood/status/1143887738002792449twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:09
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com As bitcoin helped drug dealers and modern slavery, which in turn helped bitcoin, #Libra will help prop up corrupt governments and dangerous regimes. It will seamlessly facilitate the transfer of wealth from the very poorest to the very richest. From the many, to the very few.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:09
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com How will discontented denizens change the system? The only option is to leave. Which, because it’s tied to your music, your social circles, your ability to buy goods and services, your IoT devices, your car, will be very difficult.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:09
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com You won’t be able to seek asylum in another country, because the meta nations are everywhere.
#BreakUpBigTech, legislate to fight this power. Move ownership to the commons.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:13
In reply to: @justindquirktwitter.com @justindquirktwitter.com Lady Haw Haw
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 19:09
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I play as Tanooki Mario. 🍄🍄🍄
Always
https://www.mariowiki.com/Tanooki_Mariowww.mariowiki.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 20:14
In reply to: @heydonworkstwitter.com @heydonworkstwitter.com Money
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:20
If you get infected by one meme thread this week, make it this one.
https://twitter.com/drphiliplee1/status/1137033173899141120twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:29
@jutertwitter.com It’s the 1975, isn’t it? I bet it’s the 1975. Go on, tell us!
(It’s the 1975)
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:32
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I got nothing. Let’s do a little experiment…
Let’s say here how much you love vintage microscopes. You repeat back with a like and some affirmation about how much you love vintage microscopes. Then see how long before you get a highly targeted ad…
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:35
He should just go quietly. The last few years at Apple have not exactly created any design icons.
However, let the designer hand-wringing and fawning commence.
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1144351074909925392twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:44
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com It’s Mario in a raccoon outfit, but it’s the saucy pose!
Technically I think it’s from a WII game, but he’s a playable racer in Mario Kart 8 on the Switch.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:49
RT @snookcatwitter.com : Learning synths – this is fun to play with.
https://learningsynths.ableton.com/learningsynths.ableton.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:53
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Vintage mIcroscopes are so awesome! I know how much you love them! 💓🔬
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 23:03
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In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com I lusted after
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_Mac_G4_Cubeen.m.wikipedia.org ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @ElyIslandPietwitter.com @ElyIslandPietwitter.com Super awesome if they didn’t park in front of the dropped kerb either.
There’s no reason to park there at all.
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Saturday June 29, 2019 - 23:26
Feeling this right now. 👇 😳
https://twitter.com/elystandard/status/1145095743859908608twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
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Tuesday January 1, 2019 - 12:14
In reply to: @remtwitter.com @remtwitter.com Gin float!
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Wednesday January 2, 2019 - 13:24
Ermigerd! @4m3thy5ttwitter.com
https://twitter.com/GreggsOfficial/status/1080403000722710528twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday January 3, 2019 - 00:46
I assume there’s some weird kind of game amongst his staff, where they slip bullshit into his briefings, just to see who’s get read.
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1080549357232025601twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday January 3, 2019 - 01:05
Underrated tweet.
https://twitter.com/sarahillustrate/status/1080589670000537600twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday January 7, 2019 - 07:26
Being told by a friend’s mum that my mum had voted for Thatcher, and that’s why we didn’t have school milk any more.
I don’t know to this day if it was true.
https://twitter.com/Karandikar18/status/1081410699493064704twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday January 8, 2019 - 22:40
@jutertwitter.com If you’re there with any time to spare, get your self to the ceramic museum, and sit with the turtles in the cafe.
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Tuesday January 8, 2019 - 22:48
@jutertwitter.com Fyi: Museu Nacional do Azulejo
R. Me. Deus 4, 1900-312 Lisboa, Portugal
+351 21 810 0340
https://g.co/kgs/S56CAfg.co ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday January 11, 2019 - 16:00
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com All too well. Mind you, compared to the equivalent in Leeds at the time, it was a palace.
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Sunday January 13, 2019 - 09:39
In reply to: @richard_littlertwitter.com @richard_littlertwitter.com @ahackertwitter.com I believe it’s a parliament of cockwombles.
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Sunday January 13, 2019 - 10:36
Tory austerity enabler, Heidi Allen is ‘Sick of hearing food bank stories’, so will no doubt be working tirelessly with her media buddies to make sure that no-one hears any more of them.
https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/1084177558147645441twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday January 14, 2019 - 06:16
This is what Twitter is for 😁
https://twitter.com/ccfinlay/status/1084586754873516032twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday January 14, 2019 - 17:12
@bdhendrich @SmarterCamtwitter.com Is there a link to this we can access?
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Monday January 14, 2019 - 17:29
Flipping heck!
https://twitter.com/Dootson/status/1084739359239258112twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday January 14, 2019 - 17:33
In reply to: @Dootsontwitter.com @Dootsontwitter.com 😂 that is an amazing routine though!!!
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Monday January 14, 2019 - 18:06
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Write your own primer, and let the rest of us off the work 💪🏼
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Monday January 14, 2019 - 18:08
In reply to: @ElyIslandPietwitter.com @ElyIslandPietwitter.com Let’s hope a footpath is next!
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Wednesday January 16, 2019 - 06:24
Oooh. Nice one.
https://twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/status/1085261972063600641twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday January 16, 2019 - 06:35
Finally, I got my tweets down to people I actually followed with no RTs. It was great.
@twittertwitter.com has dropped a bomb on this by showing everyone’s likes, follows, and Fuck knows what else.
How can I turn this off?!
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Wednesday January 16, 2019 - 07:52
In reply to: @heydonworkstwitter.com @heydonworkstwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com Were they in a beautiful pea green boat?
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Wednesday January 16, 2019 - 18:38
RT @billybraggtwitter.com : Although we may share their frustrations over Brexit, our #FBPE friends don’t understand why we won’t desert Corbyn or Labo…
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Wednesday January 16, 2019 - 19:06
In reply to: @thetimmorgantwitter.com @thetimmorgantwitter.com Or perhaps that engagement is low and prices are expensive?
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Thursday January 17, 2019 - 06:30
First sign an online group is reaching critical mass? When you’re using free tier Slack as a forum, and most of the requests are for help on how to beat the 10000 message history limit.
NB, use @discoursetwitter.com instead
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Saturday January 19, 2019 - 10:32
I don’t have any problem starting node projects… Finishing them, however, is another story 😘
https://twitter.com/JavaScriptDaily/status/1086392291634364416twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday January 19, 2019 - 10:42
I have never bought anything from Teenage Engineering but I love the website and it’s become a bit of a fetish for me. This product may have just tipped me over the edge 😍
https://teenage.engineering/products/po/modularteenage.engineering ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday January 19, 2019 - 20:20
Hateful person is considering more hateful actions shocker!
https://twitter.com/amnestyelycity/status/1086699724332322817twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday January 19, 2019 - 20:23
And they’re covering up their crimes by distracting us with Brexit. They’ll get away with it too.
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1086688598211133440twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday January 20, 2019 - 19:30
In reply to: @BootstrapCooktwitter.com @BootstrapCooktwitter.com Kleftiki perhaps?
Saganaki would be great.👍🏼
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Sunday January 20, 2019 - 19:32
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Are they saying he was born at the same time as Jesus?
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Sunday January 20, 2019 - 20:07
Scooby-doo and the gang are class traitors. Always protecting the interests of the inherited wealthy, and shopping hard done janitors and caretakers to the pigs, just as years of thankless toil are about to be rewarded.
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Sunday January 20, 2019 - 23:09
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com You should check out @kosamaritwitter.com . I remember her doing some crazy things with js and knitting patterns :)
https://kosamari.github.io/sweaterify/kosamari.github.io ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Tuesday January 22, 2019 - 20:16
Well, turns out James @Dysontwitter.com is a Brexiteer. In that he’s exiting Britain for a preferable deal on Corp tax and lower tariffs on dealing with the EU…
Shocked. Not shocked.
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Tuesday January 22, 2019 - 21:06
This is genius, I will be using it anyway, regardless of bias…
@type__errortwitter.com I may end up hiring actual dogs.
https://twitter.com/aweyenberg/status/1087763288870522880twitter.com ❤️ 3 | 🔃 0
Tuesday January 22, 2019 - 23:30
Okay, I’ll bite. Why is @Mailchimptwitter.com getting into original content?
(It’s pretty good by the way)
https://twitter.com/Mailchimp/status/1087847378340593664twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday January 22, 2019 - 23:40
In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com You can do some basic photogrammetry with a smartphone. This article is pretty up to date.
https://3dscanexpert.com/3-free-3d-scanning-apps/3dscanexpert.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday January 23, 2019 - 07:45
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I’m reading at the moment. There’s an interesting link to the simultaneous growth of cities, epidemics and Marx. It’s only touched on, but it’s great context.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/36086.The_Ghost_Mapwww.goodreads.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday January 23, 2019 - 07:49
Man who never listened to the people while he was in power now says he has no fucking clue what’s going on, and thinks the general public do.
https://twitter.com/AlArabiya_Eng/status/1087740805463371781twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday January 23, 2019 - 14:33
In reply to: @EastCambstwitter.com @EastCambstwitter.com This looks a lot like a scam url.
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Wednesday January 23, 2019 - 22:50
@jutertwitter.com Wait! I love biscuits AND composers…
Philip Glass = Cookies - bit modern, you think it’s going to be samey, but you get distracted and you’ve eaten an entire symphony.
https://twitter.com/LeahBroad/status/1087829935157329920?s=19twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday January 25, 2019 - 14:01
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 copy and paste, brother
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Friday January 25, 2019 - 14:03
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Not really… They’re just in the last row of hand signs on my gif section :/
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Friday January 25, 2019 - 14:37
Hey, I think you should get a Monzo account. Get one through this link and we’ll both get £5!
Just follow these instructions:
https://join.monzo.com/r/rfaoxxajoin.monzo.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday January 27, 2019 - 22:51
In reply to: @heydonworkstwitter.com @heydonworkstwitter.com Someone told me today they’d left a job, because of “all the effin’ and jeffin’”. I wasn’t sure how to respond.
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Monday January 28, 2019 - 15:31
Seriously, what kind of heathen puts chocolate chips in a SCONE!?
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Monday January 28, 2019 - 22:27
In reply to: @ros_vaughantwitter.com @ros_vaughantwitter.com Can there BE such depravity?*
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Wednesday January 30, 2019 - 07:49
Worst temporal loop ever.
https://twitter.com/barneyfarmer/status/1090371550413578242twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday January 30, 2019 - 08:12
In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com Wurst temporal loop ever.
https://twitter.com/barneyfarmer/status/1090371550413578242?s=19twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday January 30, 2019 - 08:21
If you’re at #SXSW this year, you should definitely meet up with @gaz_alphatwitter.com . Go for the #ai and #music, stay for the #cthulu
https://twitter.com/gaz_alpha/status/1090520031308455936twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday January 30, 2019 - 15:54
Sharp intake of breath. Followed by a little bit of wee. 💥🚀
https://twitter.com/codepo8/status/1090619689758273541twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday January 30, 2019 - 17:43
@monstrosotwitter.com BLACK!
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1090664768799559680twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday January 30, 2019 - 22:35
Tomorrow’s World, sadly now a thing of the past.
https://twitter.com/spenley/status/1090720479562870784twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday January 31, 2019 - 07:24
Server originated ads anyone?
Won’t this kill potential of webGL?
Am I missing some kind of js joke?
I’m only down for removing ALL the js from a site. HTML and CSS for the win!
I’m not going to @ Eric Meyer… He knows what he did.
https://twitter.com/meyerweb/status/1090694044915822594twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday January 31, 2019 - 07:42
This. One thousand times this.
on a real old school democratic web vibe this morning. Don’t mess with me.
https://rachelandrew.co.uk/archives/2019/01/30/html-css-and-our-vanishing-industry-entry-points/rachelandrew.co.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday January 31, 2019 - 12:20
Any folks here interested in #AI and #music there’s some golden opportunities here.
@type__errortwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @codepo8twitter.com feel free to share!
https://www.aimusic.co.uk/careerwww.aimusic.co.uk ❤️ 2 | 🔃 1
Thursday January 31, 2019 - 12:21
In reply to: @nachttwitter.com @nachttwitter.com @ExtraLRGtwitter.com Yeah, I probably have a few! I’m @toychickentwitter.com most of the time.
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Thursday January 31, 2019 - 12:50
RT @codepo8twitter.com : NASA’s deep space missions infographic drool
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Saturday December 1, 2018 - 08:11
RT @practicingdevtwitter.com : RT if you are a professional software developer and don’t have a CS degree.
https://t.co/0yxP1GdBSXt.co ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday December 1, 2018 - 13:52
In reply to: @markedlytwitter.com @markedlytwitter.com @codinghorrortwitter.com It’s Wodn’s day in my book. February is said as spelled. 😳
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Sunday December 2, 2018 - 10:34
Good thread!
https://twitter.com/ParissAthena/status/1068873547005812737twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Sunday December 2, 2018 - 10:50
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Probably the intense resource use that any meat-rearing requires? Personally, I’d start with the rich, and work my way down. Avoiding brains and bowels though.
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Sunday December 2, 2018 - 11:01
@type__errortwitter.com I assume this is what the @monzotwitter.com swimming pool is for 😁
https://twitter.com/CaptYonah/status/1069051995972141056twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Sunday December 2, 2018 - 19:46
In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com Coprolites!
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Sunday December 2, 2018 - 20:07
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com @monzotwitter.com Sure ‘don’t have dog swimming pools’… Everyone knows banks are rolling in it ;)
Hope all is going well! Victoria is a poorer place without you. 🌠
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Monday December 3, 2018 - 08:00
RT @meakoopatwitter.com : Artist creates “Adam” - a breathtakingly magnificent sculpture that, she realized in the making, has certainly killed her. I…
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Monday December 3, 2018 - 23:34
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Tuesday December 4, 2018 - 08:34
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com @tall_g_and_teatwitter.com Great minds think alike…
Turns out idiots do too 🤣
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Tuesday December 4, 2018 - 14:39
In reply to: @ElyProgressivestwitter.com @ElyProgressivestwitter.com @HuwJonesLabour It heavily depends on whether her personal interests are affected or not. Or whether she could be bothered to visit her constituency to discover what they think.
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Friday December 7, 2018 - 10:01
In reply to: @richardosmantwitter.com @richardosmantwitter.com I wanted to apply, but was told categorically by my careers tutor that Oxbridge did not accept applications from my school. For some reason I believed her, and dropped that pursuit.
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Friday December 7, 2018 - 10:08
Is it just me, or is this account getting really dark recently?
https://twitter.com/metalband_exe/status/1070948811130978305twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday December 7, 2018 - 10:20
What I find hard to swallow is all these MPs that are suddenly developing consciences over Brexit, and resigning over the bits they don’t agree with.
How many resigned over the abusive austerity we’ve had in this country for 10 years?
That’s right. Not one.
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Friday December 7, 2018 - 21:31
@4m3thy5ttwitter.com pooka!
https://twitter.com/io9/status/1071096438384402434twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Friday December 7, 2018 - 22:56
Oh my GOD. JUST FOUND THE NEW KATAMARI DAMACY GAME ON SWITCH. There is a God.
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Saturday December 8, 2018 - 08:46
How is it that Super Smash Bros is getting all the energy from @NintendoswitchCtwitter.com and yet they failed to mention that KATAMARI DAMACY REROLL has been released?
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Sunday December 9, 2018 - 00:09
@jutertwitter.com @KatamariItemstwitter.com If you like rolling up giant universe consuming snowballs of Japanese ephemera, coordinated by a crackpot father / King of the universe, to some intense J-pop… Yeah you need it.
If not, perhaps you have no soul, and should be condemned to the void.
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Sunday December 9, 2018 - 00:20
@jutertwitter.com @KatamariItemstwitter.com
https://kotaku.com/katamari-damacy-never-fails-to-roll-me-up-into-a-ball-o-1830909377kotaku.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday December 9, 2018 - 10:30
@jutertwitter.com @KatamariItemstwitter.com Awesome!
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Sunday December 9, 2018 - 11:25
@jutertwitter.com I think it’ll appeal to you on many levels. Not least the ‘keeping Japan tidy’ part 😁
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Monday December 10, 2018 - 06:25
In reply to: @anooprtwitter.com @anooprtwitter.com @timkevinoxleytwitter.com This thread is really interesting, particularly because there’s lots of evidence of boys playing in this space. Are girls well represented in Fortnite?
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Monday December 10, 2018 - 07:59
This, this, this… A thousand times this. And once more for the use of the city planning metaphor…
@jutertwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com
https://twitter.com/dinodaizovi/status/1071868632035028992twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Monday December 10, 2018 - 16:35
@jutertwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com Yeah gardening, I like that.
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Monday December 10, 2018 - 22:57
Ok, that’s what We’ve been waiting for. We’re going #fullMonzo
https://twitter.com/monzo/status/1072150679299547136twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 11, 2018 - 09:57
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com You read Jonathan Livingstone seagull? That’s a short one.
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Tuesday December 11, 2018 - 22:56
In reply to: @BootstrapCooktwitter.com @BootstrapCooktwitter.com Please
https://goo.gl/images/sjHx13goo.gl ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 13, 2018 - 20:00
Levelled up in the mortuary trade? Congrats, you have won…
https://twitter.com/metalband_exe/status/1073304784323702784twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 13, 2018 - 20:54
Errrrrrr, #MasterChefUK
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Thursday December 13, 2018 - 23:58
Verily, she is named Noelle,
and I dream of her nightly.
A bell ringeth. Tis her.
But tarry not, for gym class beckons.
Adorned in Keds and tube socks, she strikes my heart.
Yet, she knoweth nothyng of me, and cast me to damnation.
For I am a callow youth, baby…
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Friday December 14, 2018 - 09:43
Hey @Mailchimptwitter.com - I can’t log into Mandrill - the redirect from Mailchimp fails! HELP!
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Friday December 14, 2018 - 09:50
@MailchimpStatustwitter.com and @mandrillapptwitter.com - Can you help?
https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/1073513808990232576twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday December 14, 2018 - 10:59
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com They should be appointed by ‘good people’ that they admire. A cabal made up of some Indy & Guardian journos (but only the good ones); that nice lady off Masterchef, perhaps; And himself, naturally.
Or the military. Let’s go with that.
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Friday December 14, 2018 - 23:08
In reply to: @nachttwitter.com @nachttwitter.com It was called spot!
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Saturday December 15, 2018 - 11:43
Xmas parenting level up…
“Daddy, how do you know the toys are made by Christmas Elves?”
“Because they mark every toy they make with CE”
Mind. Blown. 🌲
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Saturday December 15, 2018 - 23:45
@jutertwitter.com Spiny Chicken Fox. I am not a raven.
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Sunday December 16, 2018 - 15:12
RT @NHSMilliontwitter.com : A message for NHS staff from documentary legend @louistherouxtwitter.com
We’d love him to do a thorough investigation into the incr…
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Monday December 17, 2018 - 07:27
RT @auchenbergtwitter.com : @BrendanCormiertwitter.com OMG it’s on Amazon Prime 👉
https://www.amazon.com/Road-Movie-Dmitrii-Kalashnikov/dp/B079R7DRY4www.amazon.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday December 17, 2018 - 22:53
RT @biglesptwitter.com : ICYMI This is Doom (2016) running on Steam Link ( @Raspberry_Pitwitter.com 3B+) via my very modest gaming PC.
https://youtu.be/NGCHcHLgbg4youtu.be ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 18, 2018 - 15:31
In reply to: @ruskin147twitter.com @ruskin147twitter.com I expect to see a lot of this in the b2c phone AR business until someone finds a compelling use for the tech, that doesn’t ‘get old’ after a user has tried it a few times. There are probably some strong niche uses, but I haven’t seen anything compelling for a mass market.
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Wednesday December 19, 2018 - 09:27
One for the ‘yeah but blue passports brigade’
https://twitter.com/edwinhayward/status/1067715341424431106twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 19, 2018 - 09:34
@mvanhultentwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com For me, there is only one culprit. Cameron. He alone started the clock on the timebomb that neo-cons and neo-libs had created over the previous two decades.
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Wednesday December 19, 2018 - 09:35
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @mvanhultentwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com See
https://twitter.com/uk_domain_names/status/1067715341424431106?s=19twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 19, 2018 - 09:37
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 19, 2018 - 10:25
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Linehan or Allen ?
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Wednesday December 19, 2018 - 10:28
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Could be worse. I’m still debating the ‘art or artist’ question about Rolf Harris…
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Thursday December 20, 2018 - 00:10
Fuck Facebook
https://twitter.com/ladyhaja/status/1075522240668725250twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 20, 2018 - 06:30
Haha… This thread! Top Musk trolling.
Boring it’s not.
https://twitter.com/metrolosangeles/status/1075473177747156992twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 20, 2018 - 06:43
When I were a lad, there was a phrase for this kind of liar. A ‘fanny merchant’.
You know:
“My dad’s never around ‘cos he’s a spy”
“My cousin has a tank, and he’ll beat up your big brother”
“I saw off the attacker merely by getting out of my limo”
😂😂😂
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fanny%20merchantwww.urbandictionary.com https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1075608674494746624twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 20, 2018 - 08:04
https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/1075577782191702017twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 20, 2018 - 19:39
Happy birthday @4m3thy5ttwitter.com old man. 🎁
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Saturday December 22, 2018 - 09:42
In reply to: @remtwitter.com @remtwitter.com Could I suggest ‘fetch-happen’?
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Sunday December 23, 2018 - 11:45
Feeling like Christmas yet?
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Monday December 24, 2018 - 10:17
You’ll need to turn the volume up on this one, but it’s a cracker 🎶 🎅🏻
https://twitter.com/DickKingSmith/status/1073113713358581760twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Monday December 24, 2018 - 10:21
Good morning everyone, as it’s Christmas Eve, I’d like to remind you all about the word of my main guy, JC, and his words for us.
“For the many, not the few”
🌹🎅🏻🌹
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Tuesday December 25, 2018 - 17:06
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Grappa!?
🤔
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Tuesday December 25, 2018 - 17:07
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com At Christmas!?
🤔
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Tuesday December 25, 2018 - 17:08
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Yeah okay… That’s genius 💡
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Tuesday December 25, 2018 - 17:17
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Oh wow, I’d forgotten about that. I love Grappa.
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Wednesday December 26, 2018 - 00:09
A whole Christmas day, and for the first time I realised I have given zero fucks about what’s on TV. I suspect I haven’t given a fuck about this for many years, but this is the first time I remember thinking “who gives a shit about tv tonight?”. Not me. And I LOVE TV
📺📺📺📺📺
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Wednesday December 26, 2018 - 21:31
RT @UKHomeopathyRegtwitter.com : @doctorowtwitter.com
https://nationalmotormuseum.org.uk/vehicle-collection/mini-outspan-orange/nationalmotormuseum.org.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 27, 2018 - 15:46
That’s right suckers, it’s nearly Easter!
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Friday December 28, 2018 - 20:30
In reply to: @Montulatortwitter.com @Montulatortwitter.com @daggerandpentwitter.com @rampantgrowthtwitter.com @PennyRedtwitter.com @PatrickRothfusstwitter.com Just saying…
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Friday December 28, 2018 - 20:31
In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Beer is okay. People are less so.
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Saturday December 29, 2018 - 09:36
Looks like I picked a bad day to give up on 4g
https://twitter.com/codinghorror/status/1078923179970580480twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday December 29, 2018 - 09:48
The only politicians I will consider for trust or respect, are the ones that vocally resist Austerity.
https://twitter.com/Andrew_Adonis/status/1078259581606871040twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday December 29, 2018 - 10:01
Exactly, this. 👇🏼
https://t.co/Qmi7R5RT9Ht.co ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday December 29, 2018 - 23:41
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I have a patent for a knork, and a fife. One is like a knife with four blades. The other is just two handles.
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Sunday December 30, 2018 - 00:02
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com It’s pronounced nor (both Ks are silent) and fee-fee if anyone asks.
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Sunday December 30, 2018 - 09:41
I muted retweets about 3 days ago, and I LOVE IT! (Twitter just seems slightly calmer)
Instructions here, if you want to try it yourself.
https://medium.com/@Luca/how-to-turn-off-retweets-for-everyone-99dd835c10f8medium.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday December 30, 2018 - 09:56
In reply to: @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @HarrisonUXtwitter.com Aaaaaaand this, folks, is why you need to have diversity in your teams.
I don’t have a lot of confidence in tech bro teams that can barely do facial recognition on non-white people, to be creating the #AI to determine the difference between ‘criminal’ and ’executive male’.
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Sunday December 30, 2018 - 13:43
@madedotcomtwitter.com thought you might like this! Made from a box 📦
http://made.commade.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday December 30, 2018 - 23:56
In reply to: @LASTEXITshirtstwitter.com @LASTEXITshirtstwitter.com This, possibly erroneously, is etched into my memory as a double bill with ’trouble in mind’ presented by Alex Cox, on some late night @Channel4twitter.com thing in the late eighties.
Both great films, and I did not know you could find this on Blu-ray!
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Monday December 31, 2018 - 11:34
Woah… @CambsCCtwitter.com is this link legit? Not sure I trust logging in via a subdomain of something that isn’t a .gov.uk or .bl.uk domain.
doesn’t exactly sound like a valid domain for a county council service, but it was linked to from your website.
https://cambridgeshire.spydus.co.uk/cgi-bin/spydus.exe/MSGTRN/OPAC/LOGINBcambridgeshire.spydus.co.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday December 31, 2018 - 19:12
As 2019 rolls towards us like a giant austerity turd, ridden by Rees-moggrophiles in union flag hats, my thoughts turn to booze.
Duck and cover kids. If you thought ‘16, ‘17 & ‘18 were troubling, this coming year is gong to be a doozy.
Cheers 🍸🍷🍹 and good luck.
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 06:21
Me at work: (laughing nervously) No, I’m not sure I’d say I was a communist. I’m just saying if the 1% own all the AI and the robots, and the robots can provide everything they need. Why would they keep the other 99% of us around?
Them: 😮😳😱
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 16:58
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Oh how she rocks,
In Keds and tube socks…
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 16:59
RT @BetterAlliestwitter.com : 5 ways I diversify my network
🔀 Introduce myself to people who aren’t like me
🔀 Follow other genders, ethnicities on soci…
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 16:59
RT @zacharyparadistwitter.com : I’m hiring two people on my North American experience strategy team, one in Chicago/Minneapolis and one in D.C. Here’s…
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 17:17
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com But she doesn’t know who I am,
And she doesn’t give a damn about me
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 17:21
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com I’m genuinely worried that we’ll lose more than our jobs…
https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/958948410119327744twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 1, 2018 - 17:31
RT @FoldableHumantwitter.com : Goodnight
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 17:38
In reply to: @ryguwtwitter.com @Rygu @googlechrometwitter.com @firefoxtwitter.com There were moments of pain. Explaining to clients that their ‘browser matrix’ they held so dear was going to need to be updated every few weeks.
It was nice when Firefox 12 came out, and they all agreed it was the better browser. Because it has a bigger version number than IE. 😂
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 19:55
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com And Soylent will reveal their end game!
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 19:58
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Rinse-Mugwump
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 19:59
RT @codepo8twitter.com : Dear web-based product maintainers: you start videos by pressing a play button. Stop considering scrolling or hovering as my i…
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 20:00
RT @MrTimDunntwitter.com : Genuinely extraordinary 4 minute tram-ride, along the streets of Rochdale in 1900, as passers-by interact. Full vid: https:/…
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Sunday February 4, 2018 - 09:14
RT @BBCTwotwitter.com : Stop what you’re doing immediately and watch @rachelparristwitter.com ’s GENIUS take on @piersmorgantwitter.com ’s interview with @realDonaldTrumptwitter.com … 😂…
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Sunday February 4, 2018 - 23:07
This is an amazing thread, and some interesting reading about unemployment, compassion and TV culture. 📺
https://twitter.com/davidWhill14/status/959712290269429760twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Sunday February 4, 2018 - 23:23
RT @IamHappyToasttwitter.com : Obviously inspired by #TheMashReport I have just finished 3d crafting “The Piers Morgan Spectacular Own Goal Award” for…
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Tuesday February 6, 2018 - 17:40
Short answer - Yes, and probably sooner than you think.
https://twitter.com/robmccargow/status/960666800861179905twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Tuesday February 6, 2018 - 18:59
@SamRuffleColes My feeling is there’s probably already a number of businesses that a) give little enough of a shit about design, and b) have enough money to make a startup in this field viable now. (I’m looking at you Fintech)
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Tuesday February 6, 2018 - 19:02
See this, and extrapolate to every corner of business and society…
https://twitter.com/zeynep/status/960856669059039232twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday February 7, 2018 - 07:41
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com I prefer the good old [adjective][animal] days.
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Thursday February 8, 2018 - 07:29
Forget bald heads. There’s finally a pie!
https://twitter.com/rauschma/status/961466183793995777twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 8, 2018 - 20:06
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com You should do it with finger paints!
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Thursday February 8, 2018 - 20:23
In reply to: @silentworkstwitter.com @silentworkstwitter.com I met a guy at a wearables conference who ran a hearing aid startup. They’d really been struggling to mass manufacture their silicone wrapped sports-friendly devices, until they hired someone that had previously been making Bluetooth enabled dildos. 😂🍌
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Thursday February 8, 2018 - 22:00
RT @NHSMilliontwitter.com : NHS Myth #1 - There are too many managers in the NHS.
Managers actually make up less than 4% of the NHS workforce.
The av…
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Friday February 9, 2018 - 12:26
We have to make this happen!
https://twitter.com/RossMc11/status/961328655594115072twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Sunday February 11, 2018 - 23:15
RT @pmahnketwitter.com : After thinking it wouldn’t be anything new, I bought @remtwitter.com ’s terminal training course for $19 - in a weekend flash sale - it is…
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Monday February 12, 2018 - 09:29
In reply to: @richard_littlertwitter.com @richard_littlertwitter.com Good luck, and don’t forget to take the paperclips out of your cheek pouches before you go through.
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Monday February 12, 2018 - 19:04
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Isn’t that the tower from Ghostbusters?
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Monday February 12, 2018 - 20:18
RT @mathemagietwitter.com : “How I built a game in a week” by @lady_ada_kingtwitter.com
https://medium.com/samsung-internet-dev/how-i-built-a-game-in-a-week-5810b1197686medium.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday February 12, 2018 - 20:37
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Lenin reprises Bill Murray’s laugh-a-minute role, as Comrade Venkman.
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Wednesday February 14, 2018 - 14:09
@SamRuffleColes I reckon that’s a fedora
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Wednesday February 14, 2018 - 22:57
RT @NHSMilliontwitter.com : Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Help us to a million followers
And we will love you
Pls RT and follow us and let’s build a…
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Thursday February 15, 2018 - 09:36
RT @revkatebottleytwitter.com : Dame Stephanie Shirley, child refugee, computer builder and code writer, founded her own IT company in 1962 with flexib…
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Thursday February 15, 2018 - 10:23
After the thousands of school shootings in the US, and the news about the latest one this is the tweet that broke me today.
https://twitter.com/Muna_Mire/status/963880276689653760twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 15, 2018 - 11:05
RT @JoshWComeautwitter.com : 📢 Introducing my latest project, Waveforms! 📢
An interactive, explorable explanation about the peculiar magic of sound wa…
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Thursday February 15, 2018 - 12:01
In reply to: @poshaughnessytwitter.com @poshaughnessytwitter.com Have you been stealing jokes from @bruceltwitter.com ?
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Friday February 16, 2018 - 09:10
RT @nwg83twitter.com : Let’s rename ‘school’ as ‘uterus’ so maybe Republican lawmakers will want to do something about the children dying inside them.
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Friday February 16, 2018 - 10:33
Might be the day five of feverish lemsip consumption talking, but I think watching Yuzuru Hanyu in the figure skating might be one of the most sublime things I’ve ever seen. #WinterOlympics
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Friday February 16, 2018 - 10:39
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Turns out figure skating is just sublime full stop.
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Friday February 16, 2018 - 12:08
In reply to: @V3nnyGtwitter.com @V3nnyGtwitter.com Accessibility requirements.
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Friday February 16, 2018 - 18:28
In reply to: @jgcarpentertwitter.com @jgcarpentertwitter.com My pessimistic view is that the ultra-rich will own all the robots and resources and will let the 99.9% die, as they have no need for people.
My optimistic view is that we’ll have better Roombas.
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Friday February 16, 2018 - 18:31
RT @Karnythiatwitter.com : So yes do this thing. But also? I have just been enabled so hard. The site is full of gorgeous
https://twitter.com/Orfea_Nera/status/964496604051968000twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday February 17, 2018 - 23:32
See my earlier pessimistic tweets about the future of robots and how they’re going to bring about the deaths of billions of people.
https://twitter.com/hkanji/status/964807490339835904twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday February 19, 2018 - 06:12
RT @SocialistVoicetwitter.com : Are you aged over 50? If so, who would you prefer as Prime Minister?
The Guardian has made an unsubstantiated claim t…
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Monday February 19, 2018 - 18:37
In reply to: @silentworkstwitter.com @silentworkstwitter.com It’s weird. Are games in the US way more violent than the ones we play here? Only that we don’t seem to have had any school shootings for a while…
Unless…
No…
It couldn’t be some other factor? Like ready access to assault rifles?
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Tuesday February 20, 2018 - 23:28
I would reply with something about why art, or critical thinking, or linguistics, or business studies, or media theory is just as critical for web developers. But… Sigh…
https://twitter.com/andrestaltz/status/965616974238834689twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Wednesday February 21, 2018 - 13:50
Really looking forward to getting my next recipe box from Cook Well!
http://cookwell.recipes/GREEN50cookwell.recipes ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 22, 2018 - 06:16
RT @wtchantwitter.com : AI will be the largest transition mankind has experienced, and we’re not ready for it. The time to act is now. #AI #Automation…
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Thursday February 22, 2018 - 06:22
I feel like there’s something #KFCCrisis could learn from this ;)
https://twitter.com/jhford/status/966362442195456000twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 22, 2018 - 07:30
RT @BuzzFeedNewstwitter.com : “Using supporting detail, explain to me how an 18-year-old with a military rifle is well regulated? And the world, our co…
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Thursday February 22, 2018 - 07:46
RT @splcentertwitter.com : The decentralized, peer-to-peer, crypto-currency Bitcoin is the “currency of the alt-right.”
https://www.splcenter.org/bitcoin-and-alt-rightwww.splcenter.org ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday February 24, 2018 - 23:01
RT @Gingerbreadtwitter.com : We’re thrilled to announce we’ve been chosen as next week’s charity appeal for @BBCRadio4twitter.com . From Sunday 25 February, you ca…
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Sunday February 25, 2018 - 07:37
RT @HoarseWisperertwitter.com : This is crazy.
Facebook effectively charged Trump less for propaganda than it charged Clinton for regular ads.
Faceb…
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Monday February 26, 2018 - 07:34
In reply to: @tlakomytwitter.com @tlakomytwitter.com And my all time favorite, draw the owl!
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Monday February 26, 2018 - 19:10
RT @bbradleymptwitter.com : On the 19th of February I made a defamatory statement about @jeremycorbyntwitter.com . I have apologised to Mr Corbyn and here is the c…
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Monday February 26, 2018 - 20:15
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com https://movies.stackexchange.com/questions/2785/why-was-the-surgery-pod-configured-only-for-men-in-prometheusmovies.stackexchange.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday February 27, 2018 - 11:18
RT @heydonworkstwitter.com : Tyrants.
https://twitter.com/mygibbo/status/968396710618771462twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday February 27, 2018 - 11:23
RT @computerfacttwitter.com : there are many programming languages and theyre all basically ok except that one! you know the one! the really bad one! t…
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Tuesday February 27, 2018 - 19:48
In reply to: @BBC6Musictwitter.com Little Red Corvette
Delirious
From 1999, Prince
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Wednesday February 28, 2018 - 06:42
#uksnow is falling 5/10
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Wednesday February 28, 2018 - 16:43
Check it out! My sister goes all Lomo!
https://www.lomography.com/magazine/335775-first-impressions-of-the-neptune-convertible-art-lens-kirsty-garlandwww.lomography.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday February 28, 2018 - 21:33
RT @jackcraigtwitter.com : 📣 Job alert
Come take my job as digital design lead at @ParliDigitaltwitter.com . A great opportunity working with brilliant people mak…
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Wednesday February 28, 2018 - 21:33
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Bosses don’t care. They only see the short-term skive. :(
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