#SixWordHorror
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It’s so close to the threshold of 100,000… Come on folks, it’s just asking for a debate!
Please support 😃
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Everyone has dreams about Jacob Rees-Mogg stealing parts of their computer while at work, right?
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Action, camera … Lights. Wait…
https://twitter.com/GoldsmithsUoL/status/1135574488597377024twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Siri: show me point of failure.
https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1135317312523759616twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
@benaustwickarttwitter.com sound like anyone you might know?
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I’m confused, how is being anti-fascist (anti-trump) a position that would trouble traditional (Northern?) Labour voters or metropolitan middle-class lefties? Don’t we all hate fascism? Could it be something that’s not about Brexit? 😱
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RT @GeorgeMonbiottwitter.com : Today we launch a report that should - and could - change the face of Britain. It’s our report to the Labour Party on th…
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Move them further down your nose. Then you have the added advantage of peering over them at people that annoy you.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com This is one time I love reading on my Kindle. Set the font to BIG and contrast to high.
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In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com I’m not necessarily disagreeing with you, but isn’t one of the perceived benefits of #Ai precisely that it doesn’t emulate human cognition? That, time-and-again human thinking is proven to be prone to poor judgement when using instinctive behaviours over systematic thought?
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In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com I’m more than happy for the two of them to descend into a maelstrom of snark, if it means they’ll only snark at each other.
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In reply to: @debugwandtwitter.com @debugwandtwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com I appreciate the bias issues and I don’t think they’re separate or likely to go away. Perhaps what I’m trying to get at is that emulating human behaviour possibly isn’t the best route to, or measure of, intelligence? Might AI simply be different?
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In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @debugwandtwitter.com I did, but is ‘instinctual’ behaviour the right kind to aim for? Instincts are typically formed as survival mechanisms because humans are not able evaluate situations quickly, so use shortcuts (bias) as a way to make decisions quickly. Perhaps this is a semantics query 😀🤔?
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And, should they defect to the lib Dems, will be propping up the Tories in the GE. They’ll pat themselves on the back and go back to sleep, whilst austerity and sale of the NHS slip under their unconscious noses.
Assuming the planet doesn’t catch fire first.
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 07:18
In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com Dickducktive reasonabling.
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 07:36
For some reason I was reminded of Brecht this morning, and felt like we could all do with a bit of Brechtian theatre (or other media) in our lives.
Learn, don’t consume.
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 07:39
Better if she’d served milkshake, then punched the Nazi.
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 16:23
In reply to: @pomeranian99twitter.com @pomeranian99twitter.com I’m just throwing some ideas around here…
FOOT GO
PIED PIPER
ROAM ALONE
Okay, I’m done…
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 19:14
I’ve got some radical ideas for you. Get in the sea.
https://twitter.com/EdwardLeighMP/status/1135865672955772929twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Can I direct your attention to ‘winning ways with cheese’
https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/1095057768975949824?s=19twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
🗺️ Continue fever dreams of British supremacy
🎉 Celebrate and support despotic regimes
🌴 Create more offshore tax-havens for my mates and party supporters.
https://twitter.com/MattHancock/status/1136297001656705025twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @samueljscotttwitter.com @samueljscotttwitter.com More mixed use spaces. Education, work and entertainment could all benefit from premium locations that retail occupies, psychologically and geographically. This will encourage more people to visit those areas for a multitude of purposes. Keeping money local to communities.
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@jutertwitter.com @typejunkytwitter.com 👋
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Re-watching Deadwood from the beginning (still one of the greatest showcases of dialogue on TV) and got a big wave of nostalgia for the track at the end of S1E5. I listened to this album so many times, I bought a harmonica.
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Damnit, that’s better than what I’d even had in my head… If I was wearing a hat, I’d doff it.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com They all hate him for stabbing Boris in the back in the post referendum wash-up
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Plus their fervent anti-drugs position means they sell more outrage to Mrs Outrage of Tunbridge Wells. Did you see Leadsom has admitted to smoking cannabis? I bet the mail is kinder to her.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Funny that.
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Just leaving this here…
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Some parts of Croatia are still quite cheap, but off the beaten track tourist-wise, so is expensive to get there.
Thassos was a cheap Greek destination last time I went.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Northumberland has amazing beaches, and isn’t too expensive. Get there by train too.
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Seahouses or Craster
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Ok, this actually a really compelling argument. Certainly better than the ‘faster trains to Birmingham’ one.
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In reply to: @billttwitter.com @billttwitter.com @ruskin147twitter.com It’s exactly the kind of aspirational stunt that Apple always do. It keeps them in the news; the ‘pros’ get to show off how serious their Jobsian dedication is, and the majority just buy
into the myth.
Good marketing of premium product. I still won’t buy it, but that’s the point
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In reply to: @stubbornellatwitter.com @stubbornellatwitter.com Congratulations America, one more wheel away from…
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com Last non digital SLR I had was a Praktika. Flipping brilliant, and quite manual. Bet they’re cheap as now, if you can find one.
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com Yeah, the Praktika I had did have a light meter, but that was about it… I’ll see if I can find one for example…
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com Pretty sure it was this one, and although it says ’electronic’ on it, i think it was pretty limited. Also, if I remember, the lenses were Nikon clones, and pretty reasonable.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Praktica-BC1-Electronic-35mm-SLR-Film-Camera-50mm-lens-Tested-854-/163717285725www.ebay.co.uk ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com I loved mine. If you can get it, the standard 35-70mm zoom lens on it was really well designed, focus and zoom with one movement.
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In reply to: @codinghorrortwitter.com @codinghorrortwitter.com She was also the lawyer in sons of anarchy… Which was a bit of a Deadwood alumni party.
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In reply to: @WeAreCreativeUKtwitter.com @CreativeEnglandtwitter.com @xboxuktwitter.com Love a monkey-making idea 🙉🙈🙊
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com My last DSLR pooched because I got dirt on the mirror. Would’ve cost more to repair than buy a new canon G12 (which is one of best digital cameras I ever used)
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In reply to: @aweyenbergtwitter.com @aweyenbergtwitter.com Not a Spotify playlist, but I love for this. (I also use a bit of white noise in the background to block out colleague chatter)
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@doctorowtwitter.com My 13-hand horse does 17 furlongs to the cup, assuming a 4-pound bushel, and it’s between Whitsunday and St Martin’s day.
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1138107204202926085twitter.com ❤️ 22 | 🔃 4
Is it bad that I want Boris Johnson to win the Tory leadership, so that come the GE, it’ll be so great to see it all slip out of his grasp? I’d want that fucker to lose big time though. So we’re all going you have to work our arses off to make sure that happens.
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com The black and white one looks very much like a window I saw in Amsterdam one time.
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I just don’t understand why so many libs are hoping for Rory Stewart. He has consistently voted the same way as all the other austerity bastards. The only benefit I can see is that he’s an unknown quantity, so we can all enjoy guessing what his foibles are.
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@jutertwitter.com “and we’ve included 3 new swastika emoji…”
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In reply to: @monzotwitter.com @monzotwitter.com @IFTTTtwitter.com small voice can we get it working for joint accounts now?
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RT @GreatDismaltwitter.com : Corruption, historically, is an inherent component of fascism.
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THREAD!
https://twitter.com/mekkaokerekebye/status/1135981075086266368twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com Yeah, for me it seems to be the split around those that are taking US money, vs those taking UK money. Raab C Brexit and BoJo seem determined to sell everything to the highest bidder.
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In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com Whatever you do, don’t use @HSBCUKBusiness it’s a shit show.
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In reply to: @aweyenbergtwitter.com @aweyenbergtwitter.com I find working in a shared space, like a collaborative document, Trello board or mind map can be more akin to the ‘walk and talk’ than a straight vid conference. Audio for the chat, video / screenshare for the workspace.
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Watched a most amazing piece of live report to camera yesterday, as @gillians_voice seamlessly walked off a barge onto the bank, and onto a paddle board, all whilst talking straight to camera. Watch it here @ 36m49s via @BBCiPlayertwitter.com cc @ruskin147twitter.com 👏👏👏
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0005ptpwww.bbc.co.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 06:20
See the tortological martyr / hero debate.
If I call myself a designer, am I one? If I do the job, but don’t identify myself as a designer how will anyone understand how fucking important I am? What about other people’s need to feel as important as i am? Are they designers? 😱
https://twitter.com/jmspool/status/1138561551810605056twitter.com ❤️ 3 | 🔃 1
Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 06:27
RT @codinghorrortwitter.com : Wow this is awesome. Scene by scene breakdown and infoviz on “true story” hollywood films. Notice that Selma got a shocki…
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 07:50
Tory puppet reminds everyone of the hand up it’s arse.
https://twitter.com/RoryStewartUK/status/1138511590846803974twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 14:37
In reply to: @harrymccrackentwitter.com @harrymccrackentwitter.com Dreamweaver
Aldus Freehand
Director
Premiere & After effects
Scrivener
Sublime text
Slack
Firefox
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 21:06
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Don’t be coyote about it
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 22:35
General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now.
General election now.
General election now.
General election now.
What do we want?
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Thursday June 13, 2019 - 18:00
In reply to: @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @dartacustwitter.com Sorry, nothing off the top of my head, but it sounds like something that should exist. If they’re devices with barcode scanners, I believe you can install the barcode reader as a keyboard, but you’d still need a simple form / web hook to capture the data.
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Thursday June 13, 2019 - 20:22
In reply to: @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @HarrisonUXtwitter.com I’ll put a fiver on “the further adventures of Arya Stark” probably announced next year, with release date for Xmas 2021.
What do we say to the gods of scheduling?
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If I was a Tory, of any stripe, I think I’d be pretty concerned about journalist assault conspirator, Boris Johnson; about clown Boris; about self-interest before party, before country Boris. What is this saying about your party now,
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Somebody of profound political commitment to serving his constituents.
In opposite land.
https://twitter.com/ChukaUmunna/status/1139278191070195712twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Don’t worry, rich folk, as you increase levels of pollution in this area, the local inhabitants will be choking too hard to break into your rolling gentrification fortress.
Now with rose-tinted windows.
https://twitter.com/LandRover_UK/status/1138456687583662081twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @CreativeReviewtwitter.com @CreativeReviewtwitter.com @gradiatetwitter.com Perhaps, but perhaps remote working can also increase diversity, better work-life balance and cost less.
I’d be willing to risk it for this.
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Possibly the kernel of a good idea in some contexts, over-hyped as the next big hotness, to be over-used on things best done with a single page of HTML and recruiters expect 3 years experience to get a job.
I, for one, will be awaiting the nanofrontend revolution in my bunker.
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In reply to: @catherinerowetttwitter.com @catherinerowetttwitter.com He’s far more duplicitous - saying something that he knows will appear to confirm him as a ’no bullshit PC, man of the people’ - he seeks to polarise and divide. This is just one salvo.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com …we’d been really busy on the phones for over a month, and we built up quite the backlog of postal complaints. Typically, people sent a bit of wood, or a sliver of glass stuck to a postcard. We would open it, try to find the matching case on the computer, and send a voucher…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
As a student, I was working for a supermarket at their head office customer services. Mostly spending the hot days that summer on the phone talking to customers about whether they’d really found a dead rat in their toilet paper, or glass on their mayonnaise. Anyhoo…
https://twitter.com/PhilipNByrne/status/1139444882320384000twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com …I pile through half-a-dozen postcards with splinters. The girl takes a huge Jiffy envelope from the pile, firmly bound in brown parcel tape. She can’t get the end open, so she did a finger into the middle and rips it open…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Me and this girl decided we’d try to rack up a bit of overtime pay, and offered to spend the weekend going through the backlog. It was mid August, and did I mention it had been hot?
Sunday morning came, and the girl sits opposite me, and we grab a big pile of envelopes…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com … Out slops what had been, at the start of the summer, a defective wheel of brie. But was now some kind of cheese-based chemical weapon. It splurges over the girls lap, the soggy remains of the complaint letter stuck to her fingers.
Oh god, the smell. The look on her face…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:52
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com She was mortified. The office stank for weeks. She never came back.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 09:09
In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @twittertwitter.com Compromise doesn’t always mean picking the average of the choices.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 09:32
Ugh, the Blair / Corbyn arguments are so fucking typical of the left.
Yes, Blair / brown was deeply deeply flawed, but to discount a brief hiatus in the otherwise downward spiral since 1979 as evil, is pointing the guns at the wrong enemy.
Later comrades, later.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 10:20
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Malapropisms are the pineapple of a good vocabulary.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 13:08
Retweeting this now, because it was a bugger to type first time around…
https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/1139681235377070080twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday June 15, 2019 - 16:45
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com https://open.spotify.com/track/1L3fsXwQXiH7RrAvrBHIqL?si=JmSPratyTkaTR7khZgfovQopen.spotify.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday June 15, 2019 - 17:53
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Saint Finger says don’t put your hand near the bacon slicer.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 22:38
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com The sequins are actually a carefully constructed unique ID code.
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In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Standing in a field on a warm day, waiting for the dog to come back and the only sound is lark song.
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In reply to: @BIFA_filmtwitter.com @BIFA_filmtwitter.com Sure, if your dad loves violent thrillers.
Personally, I’ll be watching spirited away.
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In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com I’ve been mashing my veg through the drive, and it’s okay, but I broke a tooth on some gravel.
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In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Novelty in terms of patent law barely requires any ’new’ idea, just a unique assemblage of existing ideas.
Novelty has no intrinsic worth, unless it’s actually solving a problem. Patent law has evolved to stop problems remaining solved unless you’re the owner of the patent.
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In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com As a product director, patents and IP are weapons I’d rather not fire. Execution, quality, cost, timeliness and making sure the product serves our customers are all much higher priorities. Patents are ways to bully other businesses.
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In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com Seriously?! They totally ripped off the log!
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In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com Patent law was originally intended as a consumer protection mechanism. “Buy Boyles Widgets! The only widgets that work! (Pat. 1812)” But, those laws became sticks to beat others with. The guarantee of a patent became a method to quash competition rather than serve people. Sigh
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@jutertwitter.com It’s alright mate, I’ll run the diagnostic on it from here.
🎱
🎲
🎰
I think you’ve got an oil leak.
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@jutertwitter.com It’s like a sixth sense.
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Hey, Vince Cable, shots fired!
https://twitter.com/Jeremy_Hunt/status/1140327538775994368twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com My loyalty is overrated. My employer pays me to help them make money (and I’m grateful for that). Uniqueness and being first is also overrated. This is why Apple is rich.
My audience doesn’t need to feel control over anything, as long as the product meets needs and expectations.
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com That said, I’m not in a world where IP is the saleable commodity. If I was, I don’t know how I’d handle that. Badly, I suspect.
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Though, reflecting a bit, Apple are also rich because they own a shit load of patents…
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JFC, 10 years in this cesspit. Thanks to everyone that makes it bearable. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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@GNRailUKtwitter.com if you have any control over the air con in carriage 23120, 0712 Ely-kgx please get it cranked up now. It’s a hot morning, and this 12 car service only has 4 cars.
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@benaustwickarttwitter.com looks interesting!
https://twitter.com/CreativeReview/status/1140548881710800900twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Former Hulture secretary, Jeremy Cunt.
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Victory is ours! Raaaaaaah!
https://twitter.com/productschool/status/1140706683183869955twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
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“I woke one Sunday evening, after a long lunch and didn’t see any women on my telly box, so i published this article without bothering to think about it”
(Don’t mention Laura Pidcock, Diana Abbott, Emily Thornbury, Angela Rainer, Rebecca Long-Bailey, Dawn Butler etc etc.)
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💼 Hey, join my network on LinkedIn!
🤖 Well actually, I think you’ll find…
🧐 There’s no such thing as privacy.
🤑 Facebook is launching a crypto currency
👁️ The cameras are for your protection.
🎙️ Alexa only hears everything you say.
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In reply to: @stubbornellatwitter.com @stubbornellatwitter.com Hand wave at the floor… “Did you drop your…” Mumble mumble…
Alternatively
“Hey FUCK NUT, wait your fucking turn.”
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Millionaire TV celeb thinks electing a criminal, an inveterate liar, a British Trump, is better than the prospect of a Labour party in government.
Can’t think why 🤔…
Oh wait…
It’s the whole ‘for the many, not the few’ thing, isn’t it?
Wait… Isn’t he a Labour peer? 🙄
https://twitter.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1140913665547427840twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @tall_g_and_teatwitter.com @tall_g_and_teatwitter.com If only it was.
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In reply to: @PublicisSapienttwitter.com @PublicisSapienttwitter.com @johnmaedatwitter.com Wow. Can I come back?
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Don’t forget folks, every single one of these ‘reasonable chaps’ stands for a party that believes that the RICH need tax breaks, and the poor need to pull their socks up.
Stupid poor people.
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In reply to: @jaffathecaketwitter.com @jaffathecaketwitter.com @kosamaritwitter.com When butchers lights sound like Chernobyl Geiger counters.
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This episode should be compulsory listening.
https://twitter.com/BBCInOurTime/status/1141088714434764801twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @kosamaritwitter.com @kosamaritwitter.com @jaffathecaketwitter.com To be fair, a salt-water soaked rock will have fewer midges than your typical heath & loch situation… But still…
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In reply to: @kosamaritwitter.com @kosamaritwitter.com Midges aside, it’s a beautiful place.
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 06:41
In reply to: @glitchtwitter.com @glitchtwitter.com Now draw the rest of the owl!
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:24
“..and yet my party and government have done more to dismantle the idea and reality of social care than any other.” Thanks again @michaelgovetwitter.com
https://twitter.com/michaelgove/status/1141071595173289985twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
Tory party leadership contest. (With apologies to the Muppets)
Stewart and Gove
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Raab
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Hunt
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Johnson
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Tory party members…
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Tory party donors and lobbyists…
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com The rest of us…
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 12:36
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com I could imagine something that was very data-driven, but the (good) result would be a totally personalised product for the customer. Though perhaps this would be described as ‘designed to be data-driven’
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 21:37
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com Master of pop-ups
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 23:10
@MooseAllaintwitter.com will know these, I’m sure.
https://twitter.com/amirnrf/status/1140749685637955584twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:00
A fun thought before bed. When we crash out of the EU without a deal, at least it’ll be Boris Johnson who will be selflessly leading us all to the sunlit uplands of Anglotopia in his big red bus of promises, filled with the proceeds of selling the NHS to the US insurance industry
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Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:12
In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com @davidmarcustwitter.com Funny how they’ve got MasterCard and visa signed up, but no African payment alternatives with a proven history of actually solving problems.
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Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:14
In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com @davidmarcustwitter.com Honestly, so many potential pitfalls with Libra. It makes me shudder.
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Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:16
In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com @davidmarcustwitter.com is the first one I can think of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-Pesaen.wikipedia.org ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:17
In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com @davidmarcustwitter.com I know it’s not technically African, but
https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/1141484858981650432?s=19twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 08:20
If you live in Ely, you should see how local democracy works. When the local Tories don’t like the result, they call an extraordinary meeting and overturn it.
I’m sure none of them would stand to gain personally…
https://twitter.com/lornadupre/status/1141417377860608000twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 23:04
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Show her this, and get her head in the game.
https://vimeo.com/313392571vimeo.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 23:18
Hmm, do we want the clown or the cad? The self-serving buffoon or the hawk?
Both will fight to the death!
Oh wait…
No, Johnson will win, and Hunt will be given a senior cabinet position. My money’s on home secretary.
Besides, most of us don’t get a choice.
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In reply to: @ElectCalculustwitter.com @ElectCalculustwitter.com @YouGovtwitter.com Do Brexit party have enough candidates?
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In reply to: @karlyboyotwitter.com @karlyboyotwitter.com @richard_littlertwitter.com What if she was the Rock?
What if she made of nothing but knives?
What if she wasn’t a she?
What if her dress was made of pork scratchings?
Or
What if he hadn’t grabbed her around the neck?
What if he hadn’t pushed her against a pillar?
What if he’d ignored her and eaten desert?
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FACEBOOK HAS SPOKEN. YOU DON’T NEED PAPER MONEY ANY MORE, UNDERLINGS.
ALL YOUR WORTH IS BELONG TO US.
https://twitter.com/cryptomarket_us/status/1136980632033062914twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 1
Proud to be an investor, customer and friend of @monzotwitter.com . Just goes to prove a diverse business can be successful for everyone.
https://twitter.com/monzo/status/1142002299772002304twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
@jutertwitter.com @sard_twitter.com 100% pure cinnamon.
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In reply to: @zacharyparadistwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Hmm, I’m working on something that personalises the selection process for a catalogue of company product… But a totally personal product… That’s some serious JIT manufacturing 🤔
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com I guess it could end up in a situation where the company’s role is to create ‘anything’, and it’s value is quality assurance, logistics, sourcing materials, guaranteeing ethical supply chain etc.
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Alternatively, perhaps some AI could be responsible for marshalling a whole bunch of anarchic micro companies, to come together briefly to assemble that one, perfect, personalised product.
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Saturday June 22, 2019 - 01:22
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I’m pretty sure it might have been mid-2000s I remember starting a job in London in 2007, and really only very few hipsters were beginning the forays into skinny cut, and I was at a nobby design agency!
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Saturday June 22, 2019 - 10:43
The Tories should have pretty much stayed out of this conversation today. I’m not even going to give Theresa Mays video more coverage. Instead, watch this.
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1142326351606812673twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday June 22, 2019 - 12:16
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com <I can’t share this experience, because without the context of my entire life, it’ll be meaningless to you>
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In reply to: @ctrlshiftitwitter.com @kathyra_ MooTools for the win!
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In reply to: @lizzydoetwitter.com @lizzydoetwitter.com @Elif_Safaktwitter.com This is the root of populism. Appeal to the emotion rather than reason, and you can get people to do anything. Down that road is flag-waving jingoism, all the way to ‘killing for something you believe in’. Better to be mindful and reasonable, surely?
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This is why I hate technical posts that don’t show the date, as a minimum, and preferably the version numbers of products they’re using…
(NB also because sometimes, working in enterprises environments, I WANT the older solutions)
https://twitter.com/whalecoiner/status/1142731031793033219twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Oh God, Hitler’s trailing bird entrails through the house again.
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In reply to: @lizzydoetwitter.com @lizzydoetwitter.com Yes populism. Uncritical thinking. Emotion.
What about the veteran that explains how the EU has been fighting proxy wars in the gulf?
I see where you’re coming from, but fighting fire with fire means everything gets burned.
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RT @dancharveytwitter.com : This is difficult to watch but you need to realize you are bearing witness. Witness to someone absolutely comfortable exerc…
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In reply to: @lizzydoetwitter.com @lizzydoetwitter.com Positivity, productive, compassionate all good, and not divorced from critical thinking. But, if you’re speaking to emotions, then my interpretation is that emotion is the thing that isn’t reason.
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In reply to: @billybraggtwitter.com @billybraggtwitter.com Surely it’s axiomatic that anyone living around there is a millionaire…
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In reply to: @lizzydoetwitter.com @lizzydoetwitter.com I get where you’re coming from. There can be a tendency for the left to argue about angels on the head of a pin. I think this is where Momentum have done quite well at mobilising a positive general force. Others too, but it can be quite metropolitan focused.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com That’s a very specific use case, but you know, if you need em, you need em.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Did God call? I think he has an 0121 number.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Combs
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Today is mostly feeling like this guy…
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1143194699815116800?s=09twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com The moderate Tory
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In reply to: @heydonworkstwitter.com @heydonworkstwitter.com Hmm, I have tried praying to both. Both are inscrutable, both work in mysterious ways and both seem to provide comfort to the indoctrinated.
How can I choose? Is there a good book?
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com How elitist are we?
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How elitist are we? See this thread for details.
Try not to cry if you didn’t go to Oxbridge.
https://twitter.com/suttontrust/status/1143402069900050434twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
If you need one well-reasoned, clear takedown of anti #netneutrality corporate shill that is Ajit Pai, you might ask @doctorowtwitter.com .
In the meantime, read this…
https://twitter.com/dancharvey/status/1143575584246812672twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Totally agree with this. Anyone that thinks BoJo is stupid has not been paying attention. Anyone that thinks he’s not capable of petty malicious intent will only have to wait to see what happens to Gove’s career when he becomes PM.
https://twitter.com/MooseAllain/status/1143570300715589632twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com It’s Lynx Africa. It’s always Lynx Africa.
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In reply to: @signalsmithtwitter.com @signalsmithtwitter.com @corbinbleeuu All those that are thinking about written numbers, and you visualise it precisely the way I think about it. Thanks for going to the effort.
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Don’t forget folks, whichever way this goes, Jeremy Hunt OR Boris Johnson will be PM.
The only people that can make this choice are Tory party members.
Go ahead and ignore @bbclauraktwitter.com and @Pestontwitter.com et al, because there’s literally fuck all you can do about it.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 06:57
In reply to: @becca_onealtwitter.com @becca_onealtwitter.com Layj Garland
Leef Garland
Hgeel Garland
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 07:17
@jutertwitter.com I always imagined Justin’s ’tache
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 07:25
Name this Tory MP. Wrong answers only…
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:09
The terrifying prospect here is not the replacement of money, or becoming a meta-nation, it’s that there’s no recourse to a higher authority, no democracy, no rule of law, no social care. It’s a cyber-libertarian wank fantasy, come to fruition.
https://twitter.com/mollywood/status/1143887738002792449twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:09
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com As bitcoin helped drug dealers and modern slavery, which in turn helped bitcoin, #Libra will help prop up corrupt governments and dangerous regimes. It will seamlessly facilitate the transfer of wealth from the very poorest to the very richest. From the many, to the very few.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:09
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com How will discontented denizens change the system? The only option is to leave. Which, because it’s tied to your music, your social circles, your ability to buy goods and services, your IoT devices, your car, will be very difficult.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:09
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com You won’t be able to seek asylum in another country, because the meta nations are everywhere.
#BreakUpBigTech, legislate to fight this power. Move ownership to the commons.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:13
In reply to: @justindquirktwitter.com @justindquirktwitter.com Lady Haw Haw
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 19:09
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I play as Tanooki Mario. 🍄🍄🍄
Always
https://www.mariowiki.com/Tanooki_Mariowww.mariowiki.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 20:14
In reply to: @heydonworkstwitter.com @heydonworkstwitter.com Money
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:20
If you get infected by one meme thread this week, make it this one.
https://twitter.com/drphiliplee1/status/1137033173899141120twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:29
@jutertwitter.com It’s the 1975, isn’t it? I bet it’s the 1975. Go on, tell us!
(It’s the 1975)
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:32
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I got nothing. Let’s do a little experiment…
Let’s say here how much you love vintage microscopes. You repeat back with a like and some affirmation about how much you love vintage microscopes. Then see how long before you get a highly targeted ad…
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:35
He should just go quietly. The last few years at Apple have not exactly created any design icons.
However, let the designer hand-wringing and fawning commence.
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1144351074909925392twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:44
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com It’s Mario in a raccoon outfit, but it’s the saucy pose!
Technically I think it’s from a WII game, but he’s a playable racer in Mario Kart 8 on the Switch.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:49
RT @snookcatwitter.com : Learning synths – this is fun to play with.
https://learningsynths.ableton.com/learningsynths.ableton.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:53
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Vintage mIcroscopes are so awesome! I know how much you love them! 💓🔬
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 23:03
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In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com I lusted after
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_Mac_G4_Cubeen.m.wikipedia.org ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @ElyIslandPietwitter.com @ElyIslandPietwitter.com Super awesome if they didn’t park in front of the dropped kerb either.
There’s no reason to park there at all.
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Saturday June 29, 2019 - 23:26
Feeling this right now. 👇 😳
https://twitter.com/elystandard/status/1145095743859908608twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
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