#GeneralElectionNow
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It’s so close to the threshold of 100,000… Come on folks, it’s just asking for a debate!
Please support 😃
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Everyone has dreams about Jacob Rees-Mogg stealing parts of their computer while at work, right?
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Action, camera … Lights. Wait…
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Siri: show me point of failure.
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@benaustwickarttwitter.com sound like anyone you might know?
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I’m confused, how is being anti-fascist (anti-trump) a position that would trouble traditional (Northern?) Labour voters or metropolitan middle-class lefties? Don’t we all hate fascism? Could it be something that’s not about Brexit? 😱
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RT @GeorgeMonbiottwitter.com : Today we launch a report that should - and could - change the face of Britain. It’s our report to the Labour Party on th…
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Move them further down your nose. Then you have the added advantage of peering over them at people that annoy you.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com This is one time I love reading on my Kindle. Set the font to BIG and contrast to high.
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In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com I’m not necessarily disagreeing with you, but isn’t one of the perceived benefits of #Ai precisely that it doesn’t emulate human cognition? That, time-and-again human thinking is proven to be prone to poor judgement when using instinctive behaviours over systematic thought?
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In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com I’m more than happy for the two of them to descend into a maelstrom of snark, if it means they’ll only snark at each other.
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In reply to: @debugwandtwitter.com @debugwandtwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com I appreciate the bias issues and I don’t think they’re separate or likely to go away. Perhaps what I’m trying to get at is that emulating human behaviour possibly isn’t the best route to, or measure of, intelligence? Might AI simply be different?
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In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @debugwandtwitter.com I did, but is ‘instinctual’ behaviour the right kind to aim for? Instincts are typically formed as survival mechanisms because humans are not able evaluate situations quickly, so use shortcuts (bias) as a way to make decisions quickly. Perhaps this is a semantics query 😀🤔?
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And, should they defect to the lib Dems, will be propping up the Tories in the GE. They’ll pat themselves on the back and go back to sleep, whilst austerity and sale of the NHS slip under their unconscious noses.
Assuming the planet doesn’t catch fire first.
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 07:18
In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com Dickducktive reasonabling.
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 07:36
For some reason I was reminded of Brecht this morning, and felt like we could all do with a bit of Brechtian theatre (or other media) in our lives.
Learn, don’t consume.
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 07:39
Better if she’d served milkshake, then punched the Nazi.
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 16:23
In reply to: @pomeranian99twitter.com @pomeranian99twitter.com I’m just throwing some ideas around here…
FOOT GO
PIED PIPER
ROAM ALONE
Okay, I’m done…
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Wednesday June 5, 2019 - 19:14
I’ve got some radical ideas for you. Get in the sea.
https://twitter.com/EdwardLeighMP/status/1135865672955772929twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Can I direct your attention to ‘winning ways with cheese’
https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/1095057768975949824?s=19twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
🗺️ Continue fever dreams of British supremacy
🎉 Celebrate and support despotic regimes
🌴 Create more offshore tax-havens for my mates and party supporters.
https://twitter.com/MattHancock/status/1136297001656705025twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @samueljscotttwitter.com @samueljscotttwitter.com More mixed use spaces. Education, work and entertainment could all benefit from premium locations that retail occupies, psychologically and geographically. This will encourage more people to visit those areas for a multitude of purposes. Keeping money local to communities.
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@jutertwitter.com @typejunkytwitter.com 👋
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Re-watching Deadwood from the beginning (still one of the greatest showcases of dialogue on TV) and got a big wave of nostalgia for the track at the end of S1E5. I listened to this album so many times, I bought a harmonica.
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Damnit, that’s better than what I’d even had in my head… If I was wearing a hat, I’d doff it.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com They all hate him for stabbing Boris in the back in the post referendum wash-up
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Plus their fervent anti-drugs position means they sell more outrage to Mrs Outrage of Tunbridge Wells. Did you see Leadsom has admitted to smoking cannabis? I bet the mail is kinder to her.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Funny that.
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Just leaving this here…
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Some parts of Croatia are still quite cheap, but off the beaten track tourist-wise, so is expensive to get there.
Thassos was a cheap Greek destination last time I went.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Northumberland has amazing beaches, and isn’t too expensive. Get there by train too.
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Seahouses or Craster
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Ok, this actually a really compelling argument. Certainly better than the ‘faster trains to Birmingham’ one.
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In reply to: @billttwitter.com @billttwitter.com @ruskin147twitter.com It’s exactly the kind of aspirational stunt that Apple always do. It keeps them in the news; the ‘pros’ get to show off how serious their Jobsian dedication is, and the majority just buy
into the myth.
Good marketing of premium product. I still won’t buy it, but that’s the point
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In reply to: @stubbornellatwitter.com @stubbornellatwitter.com Congratulations America, one more wheel away from…
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com Last non digital SLR I had was a Praktika. Flipping brilliant, and quite manual. Bet they’re cheap as now, if you can find one.
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com Yeah, the Praktika I had did have a light meter, but that was about it… I’ll see if I can find one for example…
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com Pretty sure it was this one, and although it says ’electronic’ on it, i think it was pretty limited. Also, if I remember, the lenses were Nikon clones, and pretty reasonable.
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com I loved mine. If you can get it, the standard 35-70mm zoom lens on it was really well designed, focus and zoom with one movement.
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In reply to: @codinghorrortwitter.com @codinghorrortwitter.com She was also the lawyer in sons of anarchy… Which was a bit of a Deadwood alumni party.
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In reply to: @WeAreCreativeUKtwitter.com @CreativeEnglandtwitter.com @xboxuktwitter.com Love a monkey-making idea 🙉🙈🙊
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com My last DSLR pooched because I got dirt on the mirror. Would’ve cost more to repair than buy a new canon G12 (which is one of best digital cameras I ever used)
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In reply to: @aweyenbergtwitter.com @aweyenbergtwitter.com Not a Spotify playlist, but I love for this. (I also use a bit of white noise in the background to block out colleague chatter)
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@doctorowtwitter.com My 13-hand horse does 17 furlongs to the cup, assuming a 4-pound bushel, and it’s between Whitsunday and St Martin’s day.
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Is it bad that I want Boris Johnson to win the Tory leadership, so that come the GE, it’ll be so great to see it all slip out of his grasp? I’d want that fucker to lose big time though. So we’re all going you have to work our arses off to make sure that happens.
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com The black and white one looks very much like a window I saw in Amsterdam one time.
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I just don’t understand why so many libs are hoping for Rory Stewart. He has consistently voted the same way as all the other austerity bastards. The only benefit I can see is that he’s an unknown quantity, so we can all enjoy guessing what his foibles are.
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@jutertwitter.com “and we’ve included 3 new swastika emoji…”
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In reply to: @monzotwitter.com @monzotwitter.com @IFTTTtwitter.com small voice can we get it working for joint accounts now?
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RT @GreatDismaltwitter.com : Corruption, historically, is an inherent component of fascism.
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THREAD!
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In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com Yeah, for me it seems to be the split around those that are taking US money, vs those taking UK money. Raab C Brexit and BoJo seem determined to sell everything to the highest bidder.
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In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com Whatever you do, don’t use @HSBCUKBusiness it’s a shit show.
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In reply to: @aweyenbergtwitter.com @aweyenbergtwitter.com I find working in a shared space, like a collaborative document, Trello board or mind map can be more akin to the ‘walk and talk’ than a straight vid conference. Audio for the chat, video / screenshare for the workspace.
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Watched a most amazing piece of live report to camera yesterday, as @gillians_voice seamlessly walked off a barge onto the bank, and onto a paddle board, all whilst talking straight to camera. Watch it here @ 36m49s via @BBCiPlayertwitter.com cc @ruskin147twitter.com 👏👏👏
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 06:20
See the tortological martyr / hero debate.
If I call myself a designer, am I one? If I do the job, but don’t identify myself as a designer how will anyone understand how fucking important I am? What about other people’s need to feel as important as i am? Are they designers? 😱
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 06:27
RT @codinghorrortwitter.com : Wow this is awesome. Scene by scene breakdown and infoviz on “true story” hollywood films. Notice that Selma got a shocki…
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 07:50
Tory puppet reminds everyone of the hand up it’s arse.
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 14:37
In reply to: @harrymccrackentwitter.com @harrymccrackentwitter.com Dreamweaver
Aldus Freehand
Director
Premiere & After effects
Scrivener
Sublime text
Slack
Firefox
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 21:06
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Don’t be coyote about it
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Wednesday June 12, 2019 - 22:35
General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now. General election now.
General election now.
General election now.
General election now.
What do we want?
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Thursday June 13, 2019 - 18:00
In reply to: @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @dartacustwitter.com Sorry, nothing off the top of my head, but it sounds like something that should exist. If they’re devices with barcode scanners, I believe you can install the barcode reader as a keyboard, but you’d still need a simple form / web hook to capture the data.
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Thursday June 13, 2019 - 20:22
In reply to: @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @HarrisonUXtwitter.com I’ll put a fiver on “the further adventures of Arya Stark” probably announced next year, with release date for Xmas 2021.
What do we say to the gods of scheduling?
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If I was a Tory, of any stripe, I think I’d be pretty concerned about journalist assault conspirator, Boris Johnson; about clown Boris; about self-interest before party, before country Boris. What is this saying about your party now,
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Somebody of profound political commitment to serving his constituents.
In opposite land.
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Don’t worry, rich folk, as you increase levels of pollution in this area, the local inhabitants will be choking too hard to break into your rolling gentrification fortress.
Now with rose-tinted windows.
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In reply to: @CreativeReviewtwitter.com @CreativeReviewtwitter.com @gradiatetwitter.com Perhaps, but perhaps remote working can also increase diversity, better work-life balance and cost less.
I’d be willing to risk it for this.
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Possibly the kernel of a good idea in some contexts, over-hyped as the next big hotness, to be over-used on things best done with a single page of HTML and recruiters expect 3 years experience to get a job.
I, for one, will be awaiting the nanofrontend revolution in my bunker.
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In reply to: @catherinerowetttwitter.com @catherinerowetttwitter.com He’s far more duplicitous - saying something that he knows will appear to confirm him as a ’no bullshit PC, man of the people’ - he seeks to polarise and divide. This is just one salvo.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com …we’d been really busy on the phones for over a month, and we built up quite the backlog of postal complaints. Typically, people sent a bit of wood, or a sliver of glass stuck to a postcard. We would open it, try to find the matching case on the computer, and send a voucher…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
As a student, I was working for a supermarket at their head office customer services. Mostly spending the hot days that summer on the phone talking to customers about whether they’d really found a dead rat in their toilet paper, or glass on their mayonnaise. Anyhoo…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com …I pile through half-a-dozen postcards with splinters. The girl takes a huge Jiffy envelope from the pile, firmly bound in brown parcel tape. She can’t get the end open, so she did a finger into the middle and rips it open…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Me and this girl decided we’d try to rack up a bit of overtime pay, and offered to spend the weekend going through the backlog. It was mid August, and did I mention it had been hot?
Sunday morning came, and the girl sits opposite me, and we grab a big pile of envelopes…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:49
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com … Out slops what had been, at the start of the summer, a defective wheel of brie. But was now some kind of cheese-based chemical weapon. It splurges over the girls lap, the soggy remains of the complaint letter stuck to her fingers.
Oh god, the smell. The look on her face…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 00:52
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com She was mortified. The office stank for weeks. She never came back.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 09:09
In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @twittertwitter.com Compromise doesn’t always mean picking the average of the choices.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 09:32
Ugh, the Blair / Corbyn arguments are so fucking typical of the left.
Yes, Blair / brown was deeply deeply flawed, but to discount a brief hiatus in the otherwise downward spiral since 1979 as evil, is pointing the guns at the wrong enemy.
Later comrades, later.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 10:20
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Malapropisms are the pineapple of a good vocabulary.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 13:08
Retweeting this now, because it was a bugger to type first time around…
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 16:45
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com https://open.spotify.com/track/1L3fsXwQXiH7RrAvrBHIqL?si=JmSPratyTkaTR7khZgfovQopen.spotify.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday June 15, 2019 - 17:53
In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Saint Finger says don’t put your hand near the bacon slicer.
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Saturday June 15, 2019 - 22:38
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com The sequins are actually a carefully constructed unique ID code.
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In reply to: @MooseAllaintwitter.com @MooseAllaintwitter.com Standing in a field on a warm day, waiting for the dog to come back and the only sound is lark song.
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In reply to: @BIFA_filmtwitter.com @BIFA_filmtwitter.com Sure, if your dad loves violent thrillers.
Personally, I’ll be watching spirited away.
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In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com I’ve been mashing my veg through the drive, and it’s okay, but I broke a tooth on some gravel.
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In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Novelty in terms of patent law barely requires any ’new’ idea, just a unique assemblage of existing ideas.
Novelty has no intrinsic worth, unless it’s actually solving a problem. Patent law has evolved to stop problems remaining solved unless you’re the owner of the patent.
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In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com As a product director, patents and IP are weapons I’d rather not fire. Execution, quality, cost, timeliness and making sure the product serves our customers are all much higher priorities. Patents are ways to bully other businesses.
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In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com Seriously?! They totally ripped off the log!
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In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com Patent law was originally intended as a consumer protection mechanism. “Buy Boyles Widgets! The only widgets that work! (Pat. 1812)” But, those laws became sticks to beat others with. The guarantee of a patent became a method to quash competition rather than serve people. Sigh
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@jutertwitter.com It’s alright mate, I’ll run the diagnostic on it from here.
🎱
🎲
🎰
I think you’ve got an oil leak.
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@jutertwitter.com It’s like a sixth sense.
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Hey, Vince Cable, shots fired!
https://twitter.com/Jeremy_Hunt/status/1140327538775994368twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com My loyalty is overrated. My employer pays me to help them make money (and I’m grateful for that). Uniqueness and being first is also overrated. This is why Apple is rich.
My audience doesn’t need to feel control over anything, as long as the product meets needs and expectations.
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com That said, I’m not in a world where IP is the saleable commodity. If I was, I don’t know how I’d handle that. Badly, I suspect.
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Though, reflecting a bit, Apple are also rich because they own a shit load of patents…
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JFC, 10 years in this cesspit. Thanks to everyone that makes it bearable. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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@GNRailUKtwitter.com if you have any control over the air con in carriage 23120, 0712 Ely-kgx please get it cranked up now. It’s a hot morning, and this 12 car service only has 4 cars.
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@benaustwickarttwitter.com looks interesting!
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Former Hulture secretary, Jeremy Cunt.
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Victory is ours! Raaaaaaah!
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“I woke one Sunday evening, after a long lunch and didn’t see any women on my telly box, so i published this article without bothering to think about it”
(Don’t mention Laura Pidcock, Diana Abbott, Emily Thornbury, Angela Rainer, Rebecca Long-Bailey, Dawn Butler etc etc.)
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💼 Hey, join my network on LinkedIn!
🤖 Well actually, I think you’ll find…
🧐 There’s no such thing as privacy.
🤑 Facebook is launching a crypto currency
👁️ The cameras are for your protection.
🎙️ Alexa only hears everything you say.
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In reply to: @stubbornellatwitter.com @stubbornellatwitter.com Hand wave at the floor… “Did you drop your…” Mumble mumble…
Alternatively
“Hey FUCK NUT, wait your fucking turn.”
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Millionaire TV celeb thinks electing a criminal, an inveterate liar, a British Trump, is better than the prospect of a Labour party in government.
Can’t think why 🤔…
Oh wait…
It’s the whole ‘for the many, not the few’ thing, isn’t it?
Wait… Isn’t he a Labour peer? 🙄
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In reply to: @tall_g_and_teatwitter.com @tall_g_and_teatwitter.com If only it was.
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In reply to: @PublicisSapienttwitter.com @PublicisSapienttwitter.com @johnmaedatwitter.com Wow. Can I come back?
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Don’t forget folks, every single one of these ‘reasonable chaps’ stands for a party that believes that the RICH need tax breaks, and the poor need to pull their socks up.
Stupid poor people.
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In reply to: @jaffathecaketwitter.com @jaffathecaketwitter.com @kosamaritwitter.com When butchers lights sound like Chernobyl Geiger counters.
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This episode should be compulsory listening.
https://twitter.com/BBCInOurTime/status/1141088714434764801twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @kosamaritwitter.com @kosamaritwitter.com @jaffathecaketwitter.com To be fair, a salt-water soaked rock will have fewer midges than your typical heath & loch situation… But still…
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In reply to: @kosamaritwitter.com @kosamaritwitter.com Midges aside, it’s a beautiful place.
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 06:41
In reply to: @glitchtwitter.com @glitchtwitter.com Now draw the rest of the owl!
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:24
“..and yet my party and government have done more to dismantle the idea and reality of social care than any other.” Thanks again @michaelgovetwitter.com
https://twitter.com/michaelgove/status/1141071595173289985twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
Tory party leadership contest. (With apologies to the Muppets)
Stewart and Gove
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Raab
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Hunt
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Johnson
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Tory party members…
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Tory party donors and lobbyists…
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 07:36
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com The rest of us…
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 12:36
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com I could imagine something that was very data-driven, but the (good) result would be a totally personalised product for the customer. Though perhaps this would be described as ‘designed to be data-driven’
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 21:37
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com Master of pop-ups
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Wednesday June 19, 2019 - 23:10
@MooseAllaintwitter.com will know these, I’m sure.
https://twitter.com/amirnrf/status/1140749685637955584twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:00
A fun thought before bed. When we crash out of the EU without a deal, at least it’ll be Boris Johnson who will be selflessly leading us all to the sunlit uplands of Anglotopia in his big red bus of promises, filled with the proceeds of selling the NHS to the US insurance industry
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Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:12
In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com @davidmarcustwitter.com Funny how they’ve got MasterCard and visa signed up, but no African payment alternatives with a proven history of actually solving problems.
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Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:14
In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com @davidmarcustwitter.com Honestly, so many potential pitfalls with Libra. It makes me shudder.
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Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:16
In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com @davidmarcustwitter.com is the first one I can think of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-Pesaen.wikipedia.org ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 00:17
In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com @davidmarcustwitter.com I know it’s not technically African, but
https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/1141484858981650432?s=19twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 08:20
If you live in Ely, you should see how local democracy works. When the local Tories don’t like the result, they call an extraordinary meeting and overturn it.
I’m sure none of them would stand to gain personally…
https://twitter.com/lornadupre/status/1141417377860608000twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 23:04
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Show her this, and get her head in the game.
https://vimeo.com/313392571vimeo.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 20, 2019 - 23:18
Hmm, do we want the clown or the cad? The self-serving buffoon or the hawk?
Both will fight to the death!
Oh wait…
No, Johnson will win, and Hunt will be given a senior cabinet position. My money’s on home secretary.
Besides, most of us don’t get a choice.
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In reply to: @ElectCalculustwitter.com @ElectCalculustwitter.com @YouGovtwitter.com Do Brexit party have enough candidates?
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In reply to: @karlyboyotwitter.com @karlyboyotwitter.com @richard_littlertwitter.com What if she was the Rock?
What if she made of nothing but knives?
What if she wasn’t a she?
What if her dress was made of pork scratchings?
Or
What if he hadn’t grabbed her around the neck?
What if he hadn’t pushed her against a pillar?
What if he’d ignored her and eaten desert?
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FACEBOOK HAS SPOKEN. YOU DON’T NEED PAPER MONEY ANY MORE, UNDERLINGS.
ALL YOUR WORTH IS BELONG TO US.
https://twitter.com/cryptomarket_us/status/1136980632033062914twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 1
Proud to be an investor, customer and friend of @monzotwitter.com . Just goes to prove a diverse business can be successful for everyone.
https://twitter.com/monzo/status/1142002299772002304twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
@jutertwitter.com @sard_twitter.com 100% pure cinnamon.
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In reply to: @zacharyparadistwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Hmm, I’m working on something that personalises the selection process for a catalogue of company product… But a totally personal product… That’s some serious JIT manufacturing 🤔
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com I guess it could end up in a situation where the company’s role is to create ‘anything’, and it’s value is quality assurance, logistics, sourcing materials, guaranteeing ethical supply chain etc.
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Alternatively, perhaps some AI could be responsible for marshalling a whole bunch of anarchic micro companies, to come together briefly to assemble that one, perfect, personalised product.
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Saturday June 22, 2019 - 01:22
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I’m pretty sure it might have been mid-2000s I remember starting a job in London in 2007, and really only very few hipsters were beginning the forays into skinny cut, and I was at a nobby design agency!
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Saturday June 22, 2019 - 10:43
The Tories should have pretty much stayed out of this conversation today. I’m not even going to give Theresa Mays video more coverage. Instead, watch this.
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1142326351606812673twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday June 22, 2019 - 12:16
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com <I can’t share this experience, because without the context of my entire life, it’ll be meaningless to you>
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In reply to: @ctrlshiftitwitter.com @kathyra_ MooTools for the win!
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In reply to: @lizzydoetwitter.com @lizzydoetwitter.com @Elif_Safaktwitter.com This is the root of populism. Appeal to the emotion rather than reason, and you can get people to do anything. Down that road is flag-waving jingoism, all the way to ‘killing for something you believe in’. Better to be mindful and reasonable, surely?
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This is why I hate technical posts that don’t show the date, as a minimum, and preferably the version numbers of products they’re using…
(NB also because sometimes, working in enterprises environments, I WANT the older solutions)
https://twitter.com/whalecoiner/status/1142731031793033219twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Oh God, Hitler’s trailing bird entrails through the house again.
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In reply to: @lizzydoetwitter.com @lizzydoetwitter.com Yes populism. Uncritical thinking. Emotion.
What about the veteran that explains how the EU has been fighting proxy wars in the gulf?
I see where you’re coming from, but fighting fire with fire means everything gets burned.
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RT @dancharveytwitter.com : This is difficult to watch but you need to realize you are bearing witness. Witness to someone absolutely comfortable exerc…
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In reply to: @lizzydoetwitter.com @lizzydoetwitter.com Positivity, productive, compassionate all good, and not divorced from critical thinking. But, if you’re speaking to emotions, then my interpretation is that emotion is the thing that isn’t reason.
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In reply to: @billybraggtwitter.com @billybraggtwitter.com Surely it’s axiomatic that anyone living around there is a millionaire…
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In reply to: @lizzydoetwitter.com @lizzydoetwitter.com I get where you’re coming from. There can be a tendency for the left to argue about angels on the head of a pin. I think this is where Momentum have done quite well at mobilising a positive general force. Others too, but it can be quite metropolitan focused.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com That’s a very specific use case, but you know, if you need em, you need em.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Did God call? I think he has an 0121 number.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Combs
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Today is mostly feeling like this guy…
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1143194699815116800?s=09twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com The moderate Tory
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In reply to: @heydonworkstwitter.com @heydonworkstwitter.com Hmm, I have tried praying to both. Both are inscrutable, both work in mysterious ways and both seem to provide comfort to the indoctrinated.
How can I choose? Is there a good book?
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In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com How elitist are we?
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How elitist are we? See this thread for details.
Try not to cry if you didn’t go to Oxbridge.
https://twitter.com/suttontrust/status/1143402069900050434twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
If you need one well-reasoned, clear takedown of anti #netneutrality corporate shill that is Ajit Pai, you might ask @doctorowtwitter.com .
In the meantime, read this…
https://twitter.com/dancharvey/status/1143575584246812672twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Totally agree with this. Anyone that thinks BoJo is stupid has not been paying attention. Anyone that thinks he’s not capable of petty malicious intent will only have to wait to see what happens to Gove’s career when he becomes PM.
https://twitter.com/MooseAllain/status/1143570300715589632twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com It’s Lynx Africa. It’s always Lynx Africa.
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In reply to: @signalsmithtwitter.com @signalsmithtwitter.com @corbinbleeuu All those that are thinking about written numbers, and you visualise it precisely the way I think about it. Thanks for going to the effort.
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Don’t forget folks, whichever way this goes, Jeremy Hunt OR Boris Johnson will be PM.
The only people that can make this choice are Tory party members.
Go ahead and ignore @bbclauraktwitter.com and @Pestontwitter.com et al, because there’s literally fuck all you can do about it.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 06:57
In reply to: @becca_onealtwitter.com @becca_onealtwitter.com Layj Garland
Leef Garland
Hgeel Garland
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 07:17
@jutertwitter.com I always imagined Justin’s ’tache
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 07:25
Name this Tory MP. Wrong answers only…
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:09
The terrifying prospect here is not the replacement of money, or becoming a meta-nation, it’s that there’s no recourse to a higher authority, no democracy, no rule of law, no social care. It’s a cyber-libertarian wank fantasy, come to fruition.
https://twitter.com/mollywood/status/1143887738002792449twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:09
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com As bitcoin helped drug dealers and modern slavery, which in turn helped bitcoin, #Libra will help prop up corrupt governments and dangerous regimes. It will seamlessly facilitate the transfer of wealth from the very poorest to the very richest. From the many, to the very few.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:09
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com How will discontented denizens change the system? The only option is to leave. Which, because it’s tied to your music, your social circles, your ability to buy goods and services, your IoT devices, your car, will be very difficult.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:09
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com You won’t be able to seek asylum in another country, because the meta nations are everywhere.
#BreakUpBigTech, legislate to fight this power. Move ownership to the commons.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 08:13
In reply to: @justindquirktwitter.com @justindquirktwitter.com Lady Haw Haw
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 19:09
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I play as Tanooki Mario. 🍄🍄🍄
Always
https://www.mariowiki.com/Tanooki_Mariowww.mariowiki.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 20:14
In reply to: @heydonworkstwitter.com @heydonworkstwitter.com Money
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:20
If you get infected by one meme thread this week, make it this one.
https://twitter.com/drphiliplee1/status/1137033173899141120twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:29
@jutertwitter.com It’s the 1975, isn’t it? I bet it’s the 1975. Go on, tell us!
(It’s the 1975)
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:32
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I got nothing. Let’s do a little experiment…
Let’s say here how much you love vintage microscopes. You repeat back with a like and some affirmation about how much you love vintage microscopes. Then see how long before you get a highly targeted ad…
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:35
He should just go quietly. The last few years at Apple have not exactly created any design icons.
However, let the designer hand-wringing and fawning commence.
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1144351074909925392twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:44
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com It’s Mario in a raccoon outfit, but it’s the saucy pose!
Technically I think it’s from a WII game, but he’s a playable racer in Mario Kart 8 on the Switch.
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:49
RT @snookcatwitter.com : Learning synths – this is fun to play with.
https://learningsynths.ableton.com/learningsynths.ableton.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday June 27, 2019 - 22:53
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Vintage mIcroscopes are so awesome! I know how much you love them! 💓🔬
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Thursday June 27, 2019 - 23:03
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In reply to: @azeemtwitter.com @azeemtwitter.com I lusted after
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_Mac_G4_Cubeen.m.wikipedia.org ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @ElyIslandPietwitter.com @ElyIslandPietwitter.com Super awesome if they didn’t park in front of the dropped kerb either.
There’s no reason to park there at all.
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Saturday June 29, 2019 - 23:26
Feeling this right now. 👇 😳
https://twitter.com/elystandard/status/1145095743859908608twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com There’s no porpoise to this tweet.
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Hey @virginmediatwitter.com not sure what’s wrong here, but I’d like to chat online…
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com You’ve stopped being a vegan?!
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Ahhh, I hope you find a balance that suits you. X
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In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com I am not letting that hippy push a stone egg up my mangina.
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In reply to: @LouiseMoschettatwitter.com @LouiseMoschettatwitter.com @LabourElytwitter.com I’ll be honest Louise, I’m a Labour voter living in Ely, and I’ve barely noticed any presence at all. I’ve tweeted at the two Labour candidates & the green candidate. Got nothing.
Today I got an email from that nice Mr Corbyn, but it’s a bit blooming late, as I’m a postal voter.
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In looking forward to listening to this. I know nothing about the Gordon riots.
https://twitter.com/BBCInOurTime/status/1124026812395343874twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @virginmediatwitter.com @virginmediatwitter.com Thanks, all sorted now.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com The late nineties and early noughties were confusing times. I mean, I voted for Blair. Kept telling myself “it’s better than another 4 years of Tory rule”.
Sometimes being technically correct doesn’t help.
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In reply to: @thetimmorgantwitter.com @thetimmorgantwitter.com Wait a year, then see who’s left.
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Yes, this must be right. Imagine if local voters thought about anything but Brexit! Imagine if 1200-odd losses meant the same as 80-odd. Imagine if we get a second referendum, and it’s the same result 😱.
https://twitter.com/KermodeMovie/status/1124400141233004545twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com You’re so retro Bruce.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com For me I think it was the one-two punch of Iraq and the financial crisis. I’m cautious about engaging with the reality of leftist politics, as it seems to be quick to condemn those who are not woke enough, not left enough, rather than defeating a common evil.
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@jutertwitter.com AND brings all the boys to the yard!
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Just read that, amazing! Great articulation of what I’ve been thinking.
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If you ain’t down with fractals, I feel bad for you, son
I’ve got 99 problems, and 99 smaller problems inside of each one
https://twitter.com/billt/status/1124915734629498880twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/1124940086888603648?s=19twitter.com https://twitter.com/drkatedevlin/status/1124966589483368448twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com I thank you for your service.
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Followed @wongreltwitter.com , this was amongst the first things he’d RTd. Justified that follow in one tweet.
If @AdamBuxtontwitter.com hasn’t seen this… Well he almost certainly has.
https://twitter.com/HannahAlOthman/status/1122954195324342273twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @heydonworkstwitter.com @heydonworkstwitter.com You and @jaffathecaketwitter.com should team up.
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In reply to: @heydonworkstwitter.com @heydonworkstwitter.com @jaffathecaketwitter.com I’m finding myself surprisingly okay with this.
I’m also thinking of a panel show, where I host, and you two are team captains. Some sort of “have I got news for you” rip-off. We get canned after the pilot, but it’s pure gold.
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On a more sombre note. A friend recommended this to me. If you’re a Twitter lefty like me, you should read it.
https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/opendemocracyuk/exiting-vampire-castle/www.opendemocracy.net ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @richardosmantwitter.com @richardosmantwitter.com Taunton is close
Scarborough is pushing it
Orford needs an extra D
Ely (Cambs or Cardiff) wins!
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In reply to: @richardosmantwitter.com @richardosmantwitter.com Yeah, I don’t know my dwarves. Read this as Greedy bank holy day.
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Literally just noticed the word Twitter is the sound a bird makes. I feel very stupid right now.
https://twitter.com/iamdevloper/status/1125299817570238465twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
I’m looking forward to using bus services again. That one single bus at 10am, followed by a choice of three to return, at 2, 3 or 4 pm, depending on how much shopping I have to do. When I retire. At the age of 98.
https://twitter.com/helenpidd/status/1125107262962454534twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
This is nice work.
https://twitter.com/EnglishHeritage/status/1125860670342352901twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @silentworkstwitter.com @silentworkstwitter.com Amazon will eat them all… Just slowly… Like me at a free buffet. 🤭
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@flowchainsensei
https://lrg.io/articles/testing-times/lrg.io ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
RT @barneyfarmertwitter.com : Only slightly more hysteric than the prevailing norm, these people heighten my sense of alienation perhaps more than any…
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com Just want to rename to David-hassel-hof… But I’m a child
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com I think he’s only about bringing walls down…
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Congratulations @richard_littlertwitter.com scarfolk is getting a book! Wait am I stuck in a loop?
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1126211430783623168twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @HuwLabourLeftietwitter.com @HuwJonesLabour Atrophy?
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com It’s hard to even parse what the fuck they think might happen here. Do they think that fewer candidates is better democracy? Jesus.
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In reply to: @jaffathecaketwitter.com @jaffathecaketwitter.com So can I take my bytes on as hand luggage, or will they need to go in the hold?
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Don’t forget kids, choose Xbox over job security, fair wages, mandatory holiday allowances, legal support and a democratic voice in your future work life… Oh wait.
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1126500203408703488twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Jesus. This. Less than a mile from my actual home. 😨
https://twitter.com/elystandard/status/1126488004724346881twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Okay #teampixel I’m loving my new case for my pixel 3.
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In reply to: @ChromiumDevtwitter.com @ChromiumDevtwitter.com Hmm… Is this like IPFS?
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In reply to: @zannawharfetwitter.com @zannawharfetwitter.com Barney tries to be cute, but he’s worried about the world too.
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I was about to berate you for the ageism… Then read that error message. 😱 @EnglishHeritagetwitter.com hire someone to sort your website.
https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1126539514279792642twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @lucyfrazermptwitter.com @lucyfrazermptwitter.com @attorneygeneraltwitter.com @PaulMaynardUKtwitter.com @RobertBucklandtwitter.com @DavidGauketwitter.com Fantastic news, I’m sure this will give you plenty of opportunity to further ignore your constituents whilst feathering your London nest.
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@jutertwitter.com @EnglishHeritagetwitter.com “Password must be stored in plain text, in our insecure db, and forwarded by email to Brian in security Dept”
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ARM. Disaster capitalism, the journalist edition.
This is good stuff.
https://twitter.com/SheRa_Marley/status/1126767864646496259twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com Is this the name of his new show?
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In reply to: @richard_littlertwitter.com @richard_littlertwitter.com Also thematically similar to the United underworld logo… Are octopuses evil?
https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/United_Underworldbatman.fandom.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com Pupoose or Pupsack?
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Actual gasp.
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1127234493599891457twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com Shame about the spelling mistake.
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I trick sand into thinking, so humans can get food and clothes.
https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/1127306954542653440twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 1
Once a Tory patsy, always a Tory patsy.
Nearly typed pasty…
https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1127185124565626881twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @AdaRoseCannontwitter.com @lady_ada_kingtwitter.com In the days before the fall of the capitalist hegemony, you had to pay to use a stranger’s phone. It smelled of urine.
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You had me at “Late-capitalistic semantic drain”…
I can imagine @jutertwitter.com and @logorrhoeatwitter.com nodding at this.
https://twitter.com/hautepop/status/1127640117772988416twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 1
In reply to: @AdaRoseCannontwitter.com @lady_ada_kingtwitter.com I love the gooey-ness of it! Looks great
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@doctorowtwitter.com is it just me, it does anyone else see the crouching grimacing figure in the background?
What were Motorola selling?!
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1128042324305563648twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com I think that’s supposed to be…
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CSS: hold my beer…
https://twitter.com/iamdevloper/status/1128012754776993794twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
JavaScript humour in 2019 is basically “it’s funny because node_modules” and recursion.
https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1128311029300178944twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @wiyarmirtwitter.com @wiyarmirtwitter.com @jevakalliotwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com @smoosh_comedytwitter.com @JoeHarttwitter.com Show me this!
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In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com @wiyarmirtwitter.com @jevakalliotwitter.com @smoosh_comedytwitter.com @JoeHarttwitter.com I mean, I’m even wearing my best katamari t-shirt today!
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One thing I don’t get is the Change UK branding. Their position is ‘remain’, which is, by default, a vote for NO CHANGE!
NeoLibs have really taken fence sitting to a new level.
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In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com How much do we think the vilification of Huawei is a construct perpetuated for the benefit of us having a relationship with the US? I’m feeling quite nervous about this.
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Wednesday May 15, 2019 - 00:02
In reply to: @zacharyparadistwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com “…must be familiar with Windows…”
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Wednesday May 15, 2019 - 06:36
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Yes, good point. I don’t want to excuse what Huawei are enabling in China either.
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Wednesday May 15, 2019 - 07:13
Hey @GNRailUKtwitter.com I’m on the 0715 ely-kgx carriage 423109, and the heating is on! It’s getting pretty sweaty in here! 😓
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Wednesday May 15, 2019 - 07:33
Nothing
https://twitter.com/fimoculous/status/1128306755421732864twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday May 15, 2019 - 07:49
RT @EnglishHeritagetwitter.com : Mary Seacole, a pioneering nurse and heroine of the Crimean War, died on this day in 1881.
She lived for many years i…
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Wednesday May 15, 2019 - 07:58
Woooooh! New @philipglasstwitter.com stuff, and I didn’t know! Sounds fantastic 🎧🥁
https://open.spotify.com/album/1IK7kcKtDHopNnYmz7Moz7?si=edYW6azHQIutb_v1T-yBAQopen.spotify.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday May 15, 2019 - 08:05
Sigh. Why is the equaliser buried in the settings menu in @Spotifytwitter.com , I mean it’s not great, but it’s kinda useful.
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Wednesday May 15, 2019 - 08:07
Is it cheap enough to nationalise it yet?
https://twitter.com/dancharvey/status/1128385381517234177twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Wednesday May 15, 2019 - 18:54
In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com Perhaps they could be trained to give cheerful banter as they go.
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Wednesday May 15, 2019 - 18:59
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Wait until you hear my suggestion for getting us all to contribute to the population’s health in the form of a kind of collective bond. A sort of ’national insurance’ if you like…
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Wednesday May 15, 2019 - 19:00
In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com @Spotifytwitter.com He was, but was then sadly burned in a huge Swedish effigy. Replaced by Denzel Washington.
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Wednesday May 15, 2019 - 19:09
Good grief. Surely the absence of votes should not automatically mean that a council is approved? Could our national parties not help? @elylabourpartytwitter.com ?
https://twitter.com/elystandard/status/1128712278176555008twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday May 15, 2019 - 22:52
This guy!
https://twitter.com/ExtraLRG/status/1128681501992861698twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Morning @GNRailUKtwitter.com the heaters are on full blast again! 0715 Ely-kgx carriage 422125. It’d be great if you could get them turned off 😅
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It really is. This is a great project, and it’s nice to be involved with something that helps people.
https://twitter.com/studiozeroco/status/1128919276063199232twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
You should follow @vlhtwitter.com for really good advice on effective use of animation on web pages. I do 😎
https://twitter.com/vlh/status/1128778436871368705twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @emmatuckertwitter.com @emmatuckertwitter.com My vote is for a Railsea adaptation…
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“Just take your hands. That’s it. Great. You’re doing ever so well…
Now, put them under your backside, and keep sitting on them. That’s right. Sit on your hands. You see?”
https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1129025707831635969twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @heydonworkstwitter.com @heydonworkstwitter.com Countdown before there’s a bitcoin option presented…
10…
9…
8…
7…
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In reply to: @timkevinoxleytwitter.com @timkevinoxleytwitter.com Some of its worst parts are exacerbated by bad management in enterprise situations. 20m projects, 10,000 slightly differing, but equally awful Kanban templates, grindingly slow performance and refusal to allow plugins that might provide a glimmer of relief.
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I’m sure all @trellotwitter.com users are feeling both a combination of smugness and dread reading conversations like this…
Nobody mention @NotionHQtwitter.com 😁
https://twitter.com/timkevinoxley/status/1129615123935444992twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @timkevinoxleytwitter.com I’m not sure it’s failing. In our department, email is almost only used for recieving external comms. I’m not saying slack doesn’t have issues, but to say it’s failing is, I’m guessing, pretty subjective.
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In reply to: @timkevinoxleytwitter.com @timkevinoxleytwitter.com @HarrisonUXtwitter.com For me, the real power of Slack takes it way beyond WhatsApp. Group calls, bots, etc. Esp useful for us are ephemeral topic channels to debate a single issue, and move on. Email usually gets checked once or twice a day. Like I said, subjective, but not failing.
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Better keep Anish Kapoor away from them. He’ll sue.
https://twitter.com/MargaretAtwood/status/1130137834164244481twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @timkevinoxleytwitter.com I might argue that slack and email fill their niches well. Jira does not. It’s demonstrably poorly designed, and is usually poorly implemented in enterprise settings.
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In reply to: @codinghorrortwitter.com @codinghorrortwitter.com Where trade wars lead, war war follows.
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No messing. “Hygiene is very important to us.”
Ely Kebab House on #Google
https://posts.gle/PFAkWGPyJQV6UbRB8posts.gle ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
https://twitter.com/PolyTreehouse/status/1130793289819578369twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
I don’t often get all enthusiastic about work tools, but I did a Lean Canvas session today, using @MiroHQtwitter.com and it was so slick and easy to use. A real pleasure.
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In reply to: @remtwitter.com @remtwitter.com @sonniesedgetwitter.com Preferably the Sea of Tranquility
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If you’re a Labour voter, but don’t understand why they might support Brexit in any form; or if you’re a liberal that assumes all Leavers are ignorant, elderly racists; have a read of this
I assume if you’re a Tory, you probably don’t give a fuck.
https://www.commonwealmagazine.org/squeezed-out-0www.commonwealmagazine.org ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday May 22, 2019 - 06:03
In reply to: @mrpeterclewstwitter.com @clews_petertwitter.com Chewie don’t surf man!
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Wednesday May 22, 2019 - 06:08
A little bit of joy for your morning.
https://twitter.com/thustweetsdavid/status/1130938014463680513twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday May 22, 2019 - 06:30
Siri, show me cognitive dissonance
https://twitter.com/BBCWalesNews/status/1130940872445579264twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday May 22, 2019 - 07:18
A bold incitement to violence, but it’s a pass from me.
https://t.co/QQDDaciecFt.co ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday May 22, 2019 - 11:51
Yeah, I know satire… but this feels a little misjudged. I’ll reserve judgement until the people of Twitter have watched it, and I can pretend that I have.
https://twitter.com/bbcpress/status/1130972065169858560twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday May 22, 2019 - 15:05
In reply to: @ryanand26twitter.com @ryanand26twitter.com Yeah, me too.
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Wednesday May 22, 2019 - 17:06
Hey @HiveHelpertwitter.com and @IFTTTtwitter.com I’m trying to add my Hive Active Light, but the service connection won’t work. I login, at - then I’m redirected out of the service connection flow on IFTTT. Help!
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Wednesday May 22, 2019 - 19:15
In reply to: @nationaltrusttwitter.com @nationaltrusttwitter.com Detergent dispensers. Get the staff to fill them with soap flakes, and mix them in with your washing. The laundress will have to do a little more plunging than usual, but it’s little to a burly armed lass.
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Wednesday May 22, 2019 - 19:19
I hope she doesn’t quit. Seriously. Almost nothing could fill me with more fear than the prospect of the Mogg-Johnson-Gove axis of excrement.
https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1131258845425221632twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday May 22, 2019 - 19:21
In reply to: @nationaltrusttwitter.com @nationaltrusttwitter.com Hmm, they look somewhat like a pair of prosthetic eyeballs my uncle Gregory once had. Not his, he had the eyes of a hawk. He kept them in the parlour to scare the ladies.
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Wednesday May 22, 2019 - 20:34
In reply to: @nationaltrusttwitter.com @nationaltrusttwitter.com @BacktoBacksNT Curses! This has vexed me. My last guess… Perhaps containers for ambergris or spermaceti?
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In reply to: @brianlerouxtwitter.com @brianlerouxtwitter.com @noopkattwitter.com Oh God, me too.
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In reply to: @nationaltrusttwitter.com @nationaltrusttwitter.com @BacktoBacksNT Well, strike me!
Good sport 😆
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In reply to: @HiveHelpertwitter.com @HiveHelpertwitter.com No applets, was connected to hive heating. De-linked all hive things. Cannot link hive active light, or any other hive services now. 😣
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Ha! Foxed all the political last minute jostling, bullshit promises and thinly veiled threats by voting by post last week!
In your face pundits and soon merchants!
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Ohmigerd…
https://twitter.com/playdate/status/1131307504116174848twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Dear political parties. Try campaigning sometime before polling day. It’d be great to hear from you, that one time in five years you actually stick your faces over the parapets, BEFORE I vote.
Like many, I voted last week. By post.
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Is everything built on lies now?
(I assume @dominostwitter.com in the UK operates a tighter ship)
https://twitter.com/snookca/status/1131614197790511111twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
@gaz_alphatwitter.com wtf!?
https://twitter.com/OSaumarezSmith/status/1131598128237490177twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
FFS @justindquirktwitter.com now there’s something in my eye.
https://twitter.com/justindquirk/status/1131604940084961280twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @ruskin147twitter.com @ruskin147twitter.com Hmm, hotbed of radicalism produces an alternate currency so it’s users can trade independently of their nation states.
Next they’ll be releasing an app to help you coordinate local militia.
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Beginning to wish I hadn’t tried to explain what a cloaca was to a 5 year old.
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In reply to: @HiveHelpertwitter.com [ @HiveHelpertwitter.com ]( https://twitter.com/[@HiveHelper](https://twitter.com/@HiveHelper)twitter.com ) Any other ways around this [ @HiveHelpertwitter.com ]( https://twitter.com/[@HiveHelper](https://twitter.com/@HiveHelper)twitter.com ) ? IFTTT is pretty useful for integrating hive into my house.
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In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com We’re all prime ministers now.
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Hold onto your hats kids. Mogg’s going to get his Johnson out, and Gove it both barrels.
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FIGHT!
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Only thing giving me hope right now is the number of Brexity Tories on Twitter that don’t believe Baby Johnson could deliver anything different to May. So they’ll be pissing their votes away on BxP or UKIP.
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@spacekookietwitter.com I always swear by this guy
https://www.seat61.com/bike-by-train.htmwww.seat61.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Today, Twitter has been brought to you by @BorisJohnsontwitter.com and…
https://twitter.com/metalband_exe/status/1132033236727664640twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Richard Osman and Arya Stark
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@richardosmantwitter.com @Maisie_Williamstwitter.com
https://twitter.com/BigB0bbyT/status/1132006408877203457twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @richardosmantwitter.com @Maisie_Williamstwitter.com Nicks, definitely.
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Ah, that moment between dream and awakening, when you think ‘oh if only that could be true’, and then you remember the reality is quite the opposite.
https://twitter.com/gabyhinsliff/status/1131888115747086337twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Mrs G just described this as the soundtrack to a chase scene through a jazz bar in ‘Allo ‘allo…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdq1Kli9zCMwww.youtube.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
This is such a great, clear examination of how social media feeds (and feeds on) our outrage. @billttwitter.com
https://twitter.com/dancharvey/status/1132563960107085825twitter.com ❤️ 5 | 🔃 0
Hmm, I wonder if they’d be as open to forming an alliance with the green party?
No of course not. Because ‘remain’ is not the issue, it’s about grafting themselves onto another established party, full of self-interested fence-sitters.
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1132256592047616000twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @billttwitter.com Me too.
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I don’t have one, but it’d be Big Bang Theory if I did.
https://twitter.com/ragbonehair/status/1132267507828613120twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Need something for scale
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Ah, such a haunting photo. If I were her, I’d be fucking crying too. Imagining the circle of hell that she’ll be transported to.
Oh wait. No.
She’s crying because she’s a self-serving monster, and she hadn’t lined up a book deal yet. Yet.
Her comfortable life will go on.
https://twitter.com/EylonALevy/status/1131858422901673985twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
TLDR; She’s a Cancer.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/may/25/why-millennials-are-turning-to-susan-miller-astrologys-brightest-star-for-answerswww.theguardian.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Fuck yeah.
https://twitter.com/TheGreenParty/status/1132778619774939137twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Inside Tory HQ right now…
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In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com It’s fine, you can just override all cold symptoms with !important
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Pleased to say that they gained a seat in my area. At the expense of the Tories. 3 to BxP, 1 to lib Dems, 1 to green party.
Labour… Slightly worse than the Tories. But to be expected around here.
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Wednesday May 29, 2019 - 16:51
If ever there was a rallying cry to appeal to the British sense of decency, this is it! Save the planet, save the biscuits!
https://twitter.com/ExtinctionR/status/1133747353159118848twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday May 29, 2019 - 23:06
Wait, so how am I supposed to get my Web Mentions now? 😨
https://twitter.com/noopkat/status/1133834200937664512twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com Didn’t power walking cure Liam Neeson of his racism? Imagine if we all walked more! Addiction and prejudice would be a thing of the past, and we’d all be fitter…
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In reply to: @benaustwickarttwitter.com @benaustwickarttwitter.com The ghost tried to burn the place down. Twice.
Eventually it gave up. Beddies had that effect on everyone…
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It’s hard to beat a walk in the Yorkshire dales. Pretty cloudy, but respite is close in the form of the world’s most welcome ice cream van.
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In case anyone’s wondering why I’d be out in the pissing rain in the middle of the Yorkshire dales, we strolled out to see this. Thornton Force after a week if heavy rain. Lovely.
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Holiday goals. Achievement unlocked.
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