#TheMashReport
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 06:21
Me at work: (laughing nervously) No, I’m not sure I’d say I was a communist. I’m just saying if the 1% own all the AI and the robots, and the robots can provide everything they need. Why would they keep the other 99% of us around?
Them: 😮😳😱
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 16:58
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Oh how she rocks,
In Keds and tube socks…
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 16:59
RT @BetterAlliestwitter.com : 5 ways I diversify my network
🔀 Introduce myself to people who aren’t like me
🔀 Follow other genders, ethnicities on soci…
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 16:59
RT @zacharyparadistwitter.com : I’m hiring two people on my North American experience strategy team, one in Chicago/Minneapolis and one in D.C. Here’s…
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 17:17
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com But she doesn’t know who I am,
And she doesn’t give a damn about me
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 17:21
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com I’m genuinely worried that we’ll lose more than our jobs…
https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/958948410119327744twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 1, 2018 - 17:31
RT @FoldableHumantwitter.com : Goodnight
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 17:38
In reply to: @ryguwtwitter.com @Rygu @googlechrometwitter.com @firefoxtwitter.com There were moments of pain. Explaining to clients that their ‘browser matrix’ they held so dear was going to need to be updated every few weeks.
It was nice when Firefox 12 came out, and they all agreed it was the better browser. Because it has a bigger version number than IE. 😂
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 19:55
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com And Soylent will reveal their end game!
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 19:58
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Rinse-Mugwump
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 19:59
RT @codepo8twitter.com : Dear web-based product maintainers: you start videos by pressing a play button. Stop considering scrolling or hovering as my i…
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Thursday February 1, 2018 - 20:00
RT @MrTimDunntwitter.com : Genuinely extraordinary 4 minute tram-ride, along the streets of Rochdale in 1900, as passers-by interact. Full vid: https:/…
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Sunday February 4, 2018 - 09:14
RT @BBCTwotwitter.com : Stop what you’re doing immediately and watch @rachelparristwitter.com ’s GENIUS take on @piersmorgantwitter.com ’s interview with @realDonaldTrumptwitter.com … 😂…
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Sunday February 4, 2018 - 23:07
This is an amazing thread, and some interesting reading about unemployment, compassion and TV culture. 📺
https://twitter.com/davidWhill14/status/959712290269429760twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Sunday February 4, 2018 - 23:23
RT @IamHappyToasttwitter.com : Obviously inspired by #TheMashReport I have just finished 3d crafting “The Piers Morgan Spectacular Own Goal Award” for…
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Tuesday February 6, 2018 - 17:40
Short answer - Yes, and probably sooner than you think.
https://twitter.com/robmccargow/status/960666800861179905twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Tuesday February 6, 2018 - 18:59
@SamRuffleColes My feeling is there’s probably already a number of businesses that a) give little enough of a shit about design, and b) have enough money to make a startup in this field viable now. (I’m looking at you Fintech)
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Tuesday February 6, 2018 - 19:02
See this, and extrapolate to every corner of business and society…
https://twitter.com/zeynep/status/960856669059039232twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday February 7, 2018 - 07:41
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com I prefer the good old [adjective][animal] days.
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Thursday February 8, 2018 - 07:29
Forget bald heads. There’s finally a pie!
https://twitter.com/rauschma/status/961466183793995777twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 8, 2018 - 20:06
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com You should do it with finger paints!
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Thursday February 8, 2018 - 20:23
In reply to: @silentworkstwitter.com @silentworkstwitter.com I met a guy at a wearables conference who ran a hearing aid startup. They’d really been struggling to mass manufacture their silicone wrapped sports-friendly devices, until they hired someone that had previously been making Bluetooth enabled dildos. 😂🍌
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Thursday February 8, 2018 - 22:00
RT @NHSMilliontwitter.com : NHS Myth #1 - There are too many managers in the NHS.
Managers actually make up less than 4% of the NHS workforce.
The av…
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Friday February 9, 2018 - 12:26
We have to make this happen!
https://twitter.com/RossMc11/status/961328655594115072twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Sunday February 11, 2018 - 23:15
RT @pmahnketwitter.com : After thinking it wouldn’t be anything new, I bought @remtwitter.com ’s terminal training course for $19 - in a weekend flash sale - it is…
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Monday February 12, 2018 - 09:29
In reply to: @richard_littlertwitter.com @richard_littlertwitter.com Good luck, and don’t forget to take the paperclips out of your cheek pouches before you go through.
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Monday February 12, 2018 - 19:04
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Isn’t that the tower from Ghostbusters?
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Monday February 12, 2018 - 20:18
RT @mathemagietwitter.com : “How I built a game in a week” by @lady_ada_kingtwitter.com
https://medium.com/samsung-internet-dev/how-i-built-a-game-in-a-week-5810b1197686medium.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday February 12, 2018 - 20:37
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Lenin reprises Bill Murray’s laugh-a-minute role, as Comrade Venkman.
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Wednesday February 14, 2018 - 14:09
@SamRuffleColes I reckon that’s a fedora
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Wednesday February 14, 2018 - 22:57
RT @NHSMilliontwitter.com : Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Help us to a million followers
And we will love you
Pls RT and follow us and let’s build a…
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Thursday February 15, 2018 - 09:36
RT @revkatebottleytwitter.com : Dame Stephanie Shirley, child refugee, computer builder and code writer, founded her own IT company in 1962 with flexib…
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Thursday February 15, 2018 - 10:23
After the thousands of school shootings in the US, and the news about the latest one this is the tweet that broke me today.
https://twitter.com/Muna_Mire/status/963880276689653760twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 15, 2018 - 11:05
RT @JoshWComeautwitter.com : 📢 Introducing my latest project, Waveforms! 📢
An interactive, explorable explanation about the peculiar magic of sound wa…
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Thursday February 15, 2018 - 12:01
In reply to: @poshaughnessytwitter.com @poshaughnessytwitter.com Have you been stealing jokes from @bruceltwitter.com ?
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Friday February 16, 2018 - 09:10
RT @nwg83twitter.com : Let’s rename ‘school’ as ‘uterus’ so maybe Republican lawmakers will want to do something about the children dying inside them.
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Friday February 16, 2018 - 10:33
Might be the day five of feverish lemsip consumption talking, but I think watching Yuzuru Hanyu in the figure skating might be one of the most sublime things I’ve ever seen. #WinterOlympics
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Friday February 16, 2018 - 10:39
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Turns out figure skating is just sublime full stop.
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Friday February 16, 2018 - 12:08
In reply to: @V3nnyGtwitter.com @V3nnyGtwitter.com Accessibility requirements.
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Friday February 16, 2018 - 18:28
In reply to: @jgcarpentertwitter.com @jgcarpentertwitter.com My pessimistic view is that the ultra-rich will own all the robots and resources and will let the 99.9% die, as they have no need for people.
My optimistic view is that we’ll have better Roombas.
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Friday February 16, 2018 - 18:31
RT @Karnythiatwitter.com : So yes do this thing. But also? I have just been enabled so hard. The site is full of gorgeous
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Saturday February 17, 2018 - 23:32
See my earlier pessimistic tweets about the future of robots and how they’re going to bring about the deaths of billions of people.
https://twitter.com/hkanji/status/964807490339835904twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday February 19, 2018 - 06:12
RT @SocialistVoicetwitter.com : Are you aged over 50? If so, who would you prefer as Prime Minister?
The Guardian has made an unsubstantiated claim t…
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Monday February 19, 2018 - 18:37
In reply to: @silentworkstwitter.com @silentworkstwitter.com It’s weird. Are games in the US way more violent than the ones we play here? Only that we don’t seem to have had any school shootings for a while…
Unless…
No…
It couldn’t be some other factor? Like ready access to assault rifles?
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Tuesday February 20, 2018 - 23:28
I would reply with something about why art, or critical thinking, or linguistics, or business studies, or media theory is just as critical for web developers. But… Sigh…
https://twitter.com/andrestaltz/status/965616974238834689twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Wednesday February 21, 2018 - 13:50
Really looking forward to getting my next recipe box from Cook Well!
http://cookwell.recipes/GREEN50cookwell.recipes ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 22, 2018 - 06:16
RT @wtchantwitter.com : AI will be the largest transition mankind has experienced, and we’re not ready for it. The time to act is now. #AI #Automation…
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Thursday February 22, 2018 - 06:22
I feel like there’s something #KFCCrisis could learn from this ;)
https://twitter.com/jhford/status/966362442195456000twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 22, 2018 - 07:30
RT @BuzzFeedNewstwitter.com : “Using supporting detail, explain to me how an 18-year-old with a military rifle is well regulated? And the world, our co…
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Thursday February 22, 2018 - 07:46
RT @splcentertwitter.com : The decentralized, peer-to-peer, crypto-currency Bitcoin is the “currency of the alt-right.”
https://www.splcenter.org/bitcoin-and-alt-rightwww.splcenter.org ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday February 24, 2018 - 23:01
RT @Gingerbreadtwitter.com : We’re thrilled to announce we’ve been chosen as next week’s charity appeal for @BBCRadio4twitter.com . From Sunday 25 February, you ca…
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Sunday February 25, 2018 - 07:37
RT @HoarseWisperertwitter.com : This is crazy.
Facebook effectively charged Trump less for propaganda than it charged Clinton for regular ads.
Faceb…
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Monday February 26, 2018 - 07:34
In reply to: @tlakomytwitter.com @tlakomytwitter.com And my all time favorite, draw the owl!
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Monday February 26, 2018 - 19:10
RT @bbradleymptwitter.com : On the 19th of February I made a defamatory statement about @jeremycorbyntwitter.com . I have apologised to Mr Corbyn and here is the c…
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Monday February 26, 2018 - 20:15
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com https://movies.stackexchange.com/questions/2785/why-was-the-surgery-pod-configured-only-for-men-in-prometheusmovies.stackexchange.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday February 27, 2018 - 11:18
RT @heydonworkstwitter.com : Tyrants.
https://twitter.com/mygibbo/status/968396710618771462twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday February 27, 2018 - 11:23
RT @computerfacttwitter.com : there are many programming languages and theyre all basically ok except that one! you know the one! the really bad one! t…
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Tuesday February 27, 2018 - 19:48
In reply to: @BBC6Musictwitter.com Little Red Corvette
Delirious
From 1999, Prince
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Wednesday February 28, 2018 - 06:42
#uksnow is falling 5/10
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Wednesday February 28, 2018 - 16:43
Check it out! My sister goes all Lomo!
https://www.lomography.com/magazine/335775-first-impressions-of-the-neptune-convertible-art-lens-kirsty-garlandwww.lomography.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday February 28, 2018 - 21:33
RT @jackcraigtwitter.com : 📣 Job alert
Come take my job as digital design lead at @ParliDigitaltwitter.com . A great opportunity working with brilliant people mak…
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Wednesday February 28, 2018 - 21:33
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Bosses don’t care. They only see the short-term skive. :(
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