#FullMonzo
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Saturday December 1, 2018 - 08:11
RT @practicingdev : RT if you are a professional software developer and don’t have a CS degree.
https://t.co/0yxP1GdBSXt.co ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday December 1, 2018 - 13:52
In reply to: @markedly @markedly @codinghorror It’s Wodn’s day in my book. February is said as spelled. 😳
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Sunday December 2, 2018 - 10:34
Good thread!
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ParissAthena/status/1068873547005812737 ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Sunday December 2, 2018 - 10:50
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Probably the intense resource use that any meat-rearing requires? Personally, I’d start with the rich, and work my way down. Avoiding brains and bowels though.
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Sunday December 2, 2018 - 11:01
@type__error I assume this is what the @monzo swimming pool is for 😁
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/CaptYonah/status/1069051995972141056 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Sunday December 2, 2018 - 19:46
In reply to: @benaustwickart @benaustwickart Coprolites!
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Sunday December 2, 2018 - 20:07
In reply to: @type__error @type__error @monzo Sure ‘don’t have dog swimming pools’… Everyone knows banks are rolling in it ;)
Hope all is going well! Victoria is a poorer place without you. 🌠
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Monday December 3, 2018 - 08:00
RT @meakoopa : Artist creates “Adam” - a breathtakingly magnificent sculpture that, she realized in the making, has certainly killed her. I…
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Monday December 3, 2018 - 23:34
In reply to: @type__error ❤️ 3 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 4, 2018 - 08:34
In reply to: @type__error @type__error @tall_g_and_tea Great minds think alike…
Turns out idiots do too 🤣
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Tuesday December 4, 2018 - 14:39
In reply to: @ElyProgressives @ElyProgressives @HuwJonesLabour It heavily depends on whether her personal interests are affected or not. Or whether she could be bothered to visit her constituency to discover what they think.
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Friday December 7, 2018 - 10:01
In reply to: @richardosman @richardosman I wanted to apply, but was told categorically by my careers tutor that Oxbridge did not accept applications from my school. For some reason I believed her, and dropped that pursuit.
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Friday December 7, 2018 - 10:08
Is it just me, or is this account getting really dark recently?
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/metalband_exe/status/1070948811130978305 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday December 7, 2018 - 10:20
What I find hard to swallow is all these MPs that are suddenly developing consciences over Brexit, and resigning over the bits they don’t agree with.
How many resigned over the abusive austerity we’ve had in this country for 10 years?
That’s right. Not one.
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Friday December 7, 2018 - 21:31
@4m3thy5t pooka!
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/io9/status/1071096438384402434 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Friday December 7, 2018 - 22:56
Oh my GOD. JUST FOUND THE NEW KATAMARI DAMACY GAME ON SWITCH. There is a God.
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Saturday December 8, 2018 - 08:46
How is it that Super Smash Bros is getting all the energy from @NintendoswitchC and yet they failed to mention that KATAMARI DAMACY REROLL has been released?
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Sunday December 9, 2018 - 00:09
@juter @KatamariItems If you like rolling up giant universe consuming snowballs of Japanese ephemera, coordinated by a crackpot father / King of the universe, to some intense J-pop… Yeah you need it.
If not, perhaps you have no soul, and should be condemned to the void.
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Sunday December 9, 2018 - 00:20
https://kotaku.com/katamari-damacy-never-fails-to-roll-me-up-into-a-ball-o-1830909377kotaku.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday December 9, 2018 - 10:30
@juter @KatamariItems Awesome!
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Sunday December 9, 2018 - 11:25
@juter I think it’ll appeal to you on many levels. Not least the ‘keeping Japan tidy’ part 😁
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Monday December 10, 2018 - 06:25
In reply to: @anoopr @anoopr @timkevinoxley This thread is really interesting, particularly because there’s lots of evidence of boys playing in this space. Are girls well represented in Fortnite?
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Monday December 10, 2018 - 07:59
This, this, this… A thousand times this. And once more for the use of the city planning metaphor…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/dinodaizovi/status/1071868632035028992 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Monday December 10, 2018 - 16:35
@juter @type__error Yeah gardening, I like that.
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Monday December 10, 2018 - 22:57
Ok, that’s what We’ve been waiting for. We’re going #fullMonzo
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/monzo/status/1072150679299547136 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 11, 2018 - 09:57
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t You read Jonathan Livingstone seagull? That’s a short one.
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Tuesday December 11, 2018 - 22:56
In reply to: @BootstrapCook @BootstrapCook Please
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Thursday December 13, 2018 - 20:00
Levelled up in the mortuary trade? Congrats, you have won…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/metalband_exe/status/1073304784323702784 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 13, 2018 - 20:54
Errrrrrr, #MasterChefUK
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Thursday December 13, 2018 - 23:58
Verily, she is named Noelle,
and I dream of her nightly.
A bell ringeth. Tis her.
But tarry not, for gym class beckons.
Adorned in Keds and tube socks, she strikes my heart.
Yet, she knoweth nothyng of me, and cast me to damnation.
For I am a callow youth, baby…
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Friday December 14, 2018 - 09:43
Hey @Mailchimp - I can’t log into Mandrill - the redirect from Mailchimp fails! HELP!
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Friday December 14, 2018 - 09:50
@MailchimpStatus and @mandrillapp - Can you help?
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/1073513808990232576 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday December 14, 2018 - 10:59
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t They should be appointed by ‘good people’ that they admire. A cabal made up of some Indy & Guardian journos (but only the good ones); that nice lady off Masterchef, perhaps; And himself, naturally.
Or the military. Let’s go with that.
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Friday December 14, 2018 - 23:08
In reply to: @nacht @nacht It was called spot!
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Saturday December 15, 2018 - 11:43
Xmas parenting level up…
“Daddy, how do you know the toys are made by Christmas Elves?”
“Because they mark every toy they make with CE”
Mind. Blown. 🌲
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Saturday December 15, 2018 - 23:45
@juter Spiny Chicken Fox. I am not a raven.
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Sunday December 16, 2018 - 15:12
RT @NHSMillion : A message for NHS staff from documentary legend @louistheroux
We’d love him to do a thorough investigation into the incr…
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Monday December 17, 2018 - 07:27
RT @auchenberg : @BrendanCormier OMG it’s on Amazon Prime 👉
https://www.amazon.com/Road-Movie-Dmitrii-Kalashnikov/dp/B079R7DRY4www.amazon.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday December 17, 2018 - 22:53
RT @biglesp : ICYMI This is Doom (2016) running on Steam Link ( @Raspberry_Pi 3B+) via my very modest gaming PC.
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Tuesday December 18, 2018 - 15:31
In reply to: @ruskin147 @ruskin147 I expect to see a lot of this in the b2c phone AR business until someone finds a compelling use for the tech, that doesn’t ‘get old’ after a user has tried it a few times. There are probably some strong niche uses, but I haven’t seen anything compelling for a mass market.
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Wednesday December 19, 2018 - 09:27
One for the ‘yeah but blue passports brigade’
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/edwinhayward/status/1067715341424431106 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 19, 2018 - 09:34
@mvanhulten @azeem For me, there is only one culprit. Cameron. He alone started the clock on the timebomb that neo-cons and neo-libs had created over the previous two decades.
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Wednesday December 19, 2018 - 09:35
In reply to: @toychicken @mvanhulten @azeem See
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/uk_domain_names/status/1067715341424431106?s=19 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 19, 2018 - 09:37
In reply to: @4m3thy5t ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 19, 2018 - 10:25
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Linehan or Allen ?
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Wednesday December 19, 2018 - 10:28
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Could be worse. I’m still debating the ‘art or artist’ question about Rolf Harris…
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Thursday December 20, 2018 - 00:10
Fuck Facebook
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ladyhaja/status/1075522240668725250 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 20, 2018 - 06:30
Haha… This thread! Top Musk trolling.
Boring it’s not.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/metrolosangeles/status/1075473177747156992 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 20, 2018 - 06:43
When I were a lad, there was a phrase for this kind of liar. A ‘fanny merchant’.
You know:
“My dad’s never around ‘cos he’s a spy”
“My cousin has a tank, and he’ll beat up your big brother”
“I saw off the attacker merely by getting out of my limo”
😂😂😂
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fanny%20merchantwww.urbandictionary.com /twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1075608674494746624 ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 20, 2018 - 08:04
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/1075577782191702017 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 20, 2018 - 19:39
Happy birthday @4m3thy5t old man. 🎁
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Saturday December 22, 2018 - 09:42
In reply to: @rem @rem Could I suggest ‘fetch-happen’?
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Sunday December 23, 2018 - 11:45
Feeling like Christmas yet?
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Monday December 24, 2018 - 10:17
You’ll need to turn the volume up on this one, but it’s a cracker 🎶 🎅🏻
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/DickKingSmith/status/1073113713358581760 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Monday December 24, 2018 - 10:21
Good morning everyone, as it’s Christmas Eve, I’d like to remind you all about the word of my main guy, JC, and his words for us.
“For the many, not the few”
🌹🎅🏻🌹
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Tuesday December 25, 2018 - 17:06
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Grappa!?
🤔
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Tuesday December 25, 2018 - 17:07
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t At Christmas!?
🤔
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Tuesday December 25, 2018 - 17:08
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Yeah okay… That’s genius 💡
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Tuesday December 25, 2018 - 17:17
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Oh wow, I’d forgotten about that. I love Grappa.
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Wednesday December 26, 2018 - 00:09
A whole Christmas day, and for the first time I realised I have given zero fucks about what’s on TV. I suspect I haven’t given a fuck about this for many years, but this is the first time I remember thinking “who gives a shit about tv tonight?”. Not me. And I LOVE TV
📺📺📺📺📺
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Wednesday December 26, 2018 - 21:31
RT @UKHomeopathyReg : @doctorow
https://nationalmotormuseum.org.uk/vehicle-collection/mini-outspan-orange/nationalmotormuseum.org.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 27, 2018 - 15:46
That’s right suckers, it’s nearly Easter!
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Friday December 28, 2018 - 20:30
In reply to: @Montulator 
@Montulator @daggerandpen @rampantgrowth @PennyRed @PatrickRothfuss Just saying…
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Friday December 28, 2018 - 20:31
In reply to: @BigB0bbyT @BigB0bbyT Beer is okay. People are less so.
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Saturday December 29, 2018 - 09:36
Looks like I picked a bad day to give up on 4g
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/codinghorror/status/1078923179970580480 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday December 29, 2018 - 09:48
The only politicians I will consider for trust or respect, are the ones that vocally resist Austerity.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/Andrew_Adonis/status/1078259581606871040 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday December 29, 2018 - 10:01
Exactly, this. 👇🏼
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Saturday December 29, 2018 - 23:41
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t I have a patent for a knork, and a fife. One is like a knife with four blades. The other is just two handles.
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Sunday December 30, 2018 - 00:02
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t It’s pronounced nor (both Ks are silent) and fee-fee if anyone asks.
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Sunday December 30, 2018 - 09:41
I muted retweets about 3 days ago, and I LOVE IT! (Twitter just seems slightly calmer)
Instructions here, if you want to try it yourself.
https://medium.com/@Luca/how-to-turn-off-retweets-for-everyone-99dd835c10f8medium.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday December 30, 2018 - 09:56
In reply to: @HarrisonUX @HarrisonUX Aaaaaaand this, folks, is why you need to have diversity in your teams.
I don’t have a lot of confidence in tech bro teams that can barely do facial recognition on non-white people, to be creating the #AI to determine the difference between ‘criminal’ and ’executive male’.
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Sunday December 30, 2018 - 13:43
@madedotcom thought you might like this! Made from a box 📦
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Sunday December 30, 2018 - 23:56
In reply to: @LASTEXITshirts @LASTEXITshirts This, possibly erroneously, is etched into my memory as a double bill with ’trouble in mind’ presented by Alex Cox, on some late night @Channel4 thing in the late eighties.
Both great films, and I did not know you could find this on Blu-ray!
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Monday December 31, 2018 - 11:34
Woah… @CambsCC is this link legit? Not sure I trust logging in via a subdomain of something that isn’t a .gov.uk or .bl.uk domain.
doesn’t exactly sound like a valid domain for a county council service, but it was linked to from your website.
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Monday December 31, 2018 - 19:12
As 2019 rolls towards us like a giant austerity turd, ridden by Rees-moggrophiles in union flag hats, my thoughts turn to booze.
Duck and cover kids. If you thought ‘16, ‘17 & ‘18 were troubling, this coming year is gong to be a doozy.
Cheers 🍸🍷🍹 and good luck.
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