#Facepalm
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Saturday January 1, 2011 - 02:47
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Saturday January 1, 2011 - 14:14
@videonastytwitter.com what? A yacht? Seriously?
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Saturday January 1, 2011 - 14:14
RT @weezmgktwitter.com : It is not 1/1/11. It’s 1/1/11. Stupid Americans. #2011
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Saturday January 1, 2011 - 16:49
New years resolution? Try and downgrade my lifelong love affair with sugar to something more akin to a casual acquaintance.
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Saturday January 1, 2011 - 17:14
In reply to: @rowanlambtwitter.com @rowanlambtwitter.com chanting log, log, log, log, log, log… Could this be part of “PIGGY!” ?
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Saturday January 1, 2011 - 21:26
In reply to: @rowanlambtwitter.com @rowanlambtwitter.com I don’t think that poses any real threat to our interpretation of Golding’s classic. Jazz hands and conch? Who has the conch?
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Monday January 3, 2011 - 14:13
RT @jaffathecaketwitter.com : Here’s one of homeopathy’s biggest supporters claiming it can prevent child sex abuse wtf is wrong …
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Tuesday January 4, 2011 - 22:06
In reply to: @rowanlambtwitter.com @rowanlambtwitter.com @paintistmetwitter.com I’m not worried by this. I’m thinking ‘who’s got the conch’ to the tune of ‘who’s got the funk’. Classy AND funky.
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Wednesday January 5, 2011 - 06:50
RT @webdirectionstwitter.com : Shock horror: Australian retailers have a whinge because they have failed to innovate over the last, oh, 50 years htt …
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Wednesday January 5, 2011 - 16:39
I accidentally stumbled on to this site… it feels like someone is staring at me very intently across a crowded asylum
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Wednesday January 5, 2011 - 18:08
In reply to: @struggyonetwitter.com @struggyonetwitter.com Ok, now make it work on Android, and I’ll buy you a drink.
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Wednesday January 5, 2011 - 19:10
@bengoldacretwitter.com has thoughtfully provided a one-stop-shop for all your favourite cranks and wierdos.
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Wednesday January 5, 2011 - 19:16
@nationalexpresstwitter.com trains don’t run on time regardless of weather shocker!
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Friday January 7, 2011 - 07:32
In reply to: @Malarkeytwitter.com @Malarkeytwitter.com it won’t crash because Samsung will allow flash to use hardware acceleration ;)
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Friday January 7, 2011 - 18:05
@TheSassyGoddess You’re never going to get fresh oranges at this time of year…
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Saturday January 8, 2011 - 11:15
RT @jaffathecaketwitter.com : RT @tommorristwitter.com Do haulage firms advertise for ’lorry ninjas’? Or orchestras advertise for ‘violin ninjas’? No. Why? Bec …
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Saturday January 8, 2011 - 12:38
In reply to: @khaitutwitter.com @khaitutwitter.com funny enough, we’re doing just that at the moment!
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Saturday January 8, 2011 - 18:51
At the chronic ripoff that is cineworld. Hope tron is tolerable…
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Saturday January 8, 2011 - 22:30
Yay Tron was tolerably good. @cineworldtwitter.com Cambridge is awful though. Food is astronomical, massive queues, and grumpy staff.
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Sunday January 9, 2011 - 10:20
@remtwitter.com you going to release marbles2 on the Chrome app store?
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Sunday January 9, 2011 - 10:26
@theUltraplex - got Android? Get AppBrain - the social AppStore. Choose your apps and install remotely.
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Sunday January 9, 2011 - 10:27
OK - am really liking apps inside Chrome. It just seems to make sense to me…
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Sunday January 9, 2011 - 10:56
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com - you seriously have to get cinetalk and smallscreen into Boxee.tv it rocks
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Sunday January 9, 2011 - 17:54
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com am loving boxee at the moment, esp. with the Android remote.
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Sunday January 9, 2011 - 18:43
RT @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com : Losing at scrabble against @toychickentwitter.com . Can’t express how that makes me feel… I just don’t have the words.
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Sunday January 9, 2011 - 20:22
Rowan Lamb Wedding Photography | 07967 414 881 via @addthistwitter.com - Finally Live!!!
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Monday January 10, 2011 - 14:47
RT @patrick_h_lauketwitter.com : when IE used to do this sort of shit, people laughed… #yam
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Tuesday January 11, 2011 - 07:27
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com you might regret mentioning the Wordpress theme development stuff…
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Tuesday January 11, 2011 - 07:38
Really beginning to hate Twitter spam. My email gets a ‘you’re being followed’ mail, promptly followed by a spam tweet. #spamKillsTheNet
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Tuesday January 11, 2011 - 07:59
@theUltraplex oldy but goldie on why (and how) to write a functional specification.
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Tuesday January 11, 2011 - 09:45
RT @IATVtwitter.com : “Why Your Form Buttons Should Never Say Submit” (uxmovement.com)
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Tuesday January 11, 2011 - 09:48
In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com Q: What’s Good King Wenceslas’ favourite HTML? A: <div><span>Crisp and even</span></div>
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Tuesday January 11, 2011 - 13:49
I am @ShaunDunnetwitter.com ’s spleen…
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Tuesday January 11, 2011 - 15:43
Listening to some Jazz! mmm, nice
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Tuesday January 11, 2011 - 17:26
RT @PennyRedtwitter.com : ALL london firefighters are about to be sacked. Yes, you read that correctly.
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Wednesday January 12, 2011 - 07:42
Chrome says “Goodbye H264”. short term folly? Financially driven? Will it hurt Apple? Seems a bit odd, that’s for sure
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Wednesday January 12, 2011 - 09:00
RT @jaffathecaketwitter.com : I was going to encode WebM for Firefox 4 & Opera. Now I’m going to have to encode WebM for Chrome too. SO MUCH EXTRA WORK.
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Wednesday January 12, 2011 - 12:08
RT @James_Mayestwitter.com : If you self-host a Wordpress site, you should read this.
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Wednesday January 12, 2011 - 12:09
RT @patrick_h_lauketwitter.com : enjoy reading fanboys now focussing on semantics of “open” and “why not remove flash too” to divert from #h264 and …
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Wednesday January 12, 2011 - 12:10
RT @remtwitter.com My take on Google dropping H.264: it’s a good thing: (and stop whining about Flash, it ain’t gunna happen) #yam
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Wednesday January 12, 2011 - 13:30
@rowanlambtwitter.com I tried to get promoted, but pressing alt+ctrl didn’t do anything…
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Wednesday January 12, 2011 - 16:48
fSeeing Tron reminded me of this… Tangerine Dream – Force Majeure
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Wednesday January 12, 2011 - 20:01
♥ No Names by DANGERDOOM #lastfm: amazon:
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Wednesday January 12, 2011 - 22:34
RT @bengoldacretwitter.com : haha RT @alexismadrigaltwitter.com : Who made up the “An SEO Copywriter walks into a bar…” joke?
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Wednesday January 12, 2011 - 22:36
RT @bruceltwitter.com : My browser/video codec chart (sorry: infographic) #html5
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Thursday January 13, 2011 - 07:26
@theUltraplex Our own professor X in the news! RT @rafaschoutwitter.com In the news… #yam
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Thursday January 13, 2011 - 07:44
Sorry to hear you’re feeling blue @stephenfrytwitter.com keep your chin up and push on through, for summer is only 5 months / a plane ride away!
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Thursday January 13, 2011 - 09:20
@bengoldacretwitter.com does this really sound plausible? Shining lights in your ears cures alleviates depression.
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Thursday January 13, 2011 - 17:36
Damn. Just remembered that there’s no net in this route home. All my tweets will arrive at once…
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Thursday January 13, 2011 - 22:28
RT @carmenegotwitter.com : Just explained HTML to my gran using embroidery as an analogy and she totally understood it :-)
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Thursday January 13, 2011 - 22:34
In reply to: @rowanlambtwitter.com @rowanlambtwitter.com would ro-co do instead?
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Thursday January 13, 2011 - 22:35
In reply to: @apathytastictwitter.com @apathytastictwitter.com awesome! Congrats!
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Thursday January 13, 2011 - 22:37
Best.domain.ever. and no, its not for Apple fanbois…
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Friday January 14, 2011 - 11:13
In reply to: @rowanlambtwitter.com @rowanlambtwitter.com have you tried turning it off and on again… oh wait… #ITsupportFail
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Friday January 14, 2011 - 11:14
RT @brendandawestwitter.com : A decal that turns your iPhone 4 into a classic Polaroid OneStep Land camera!
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Friday January 14, 2011 - 11:34
In reply to: @rowanlambtwitter.com @rowanlambtwitter.com I saw. We used almost the same wording too… great minds n’ all that…
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Friday January 14, 2011 - 18:10
In reply to: @rowanlambtwitter.com @rowanlambtwitter.com I don’t want to hear about your lardy dinners, thanks. I’m #onadiet and you will be too if you’re not careful ;-)
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Friday January 14, 2011 - 18:13
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com what ‘film’?
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Friday January 14, 2011 - 23:53
In reply to: @bengoldacretwitter.com @bengoldacretwitter.com no, because when market forces come to bear, the price of snake oil goes down, and real medicine goes up.
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Saturday January 15, 2011 - 10:13
@nachttwitter.com , nietzchean family circus cartoons.
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Saturday January 15, 2011 - 10:25
@bengoldacretwitter.com RT @RobGonda :: Spray-on liquid glass is about to revolutionize almost everything…
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Sunday January 16, 2011 - 10:20
Flying to India again. Good news is that I’m in a hotel, rather than the less-than-optimal apartments. Bad news is I’m #onAdiet :-(
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Sunday January 16, 2011 - 10:50
RT @bruceltwitter.com : RT @karlprotwitter.com : Very cool blog post about Shadow DOM
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Sunday January 16, 2011 - 12:01
At LHR#T5 so naturally it’s time for raspberry smoothie and chicken ramen @wagamamatwitter.com mmm… I know I’m #onAdiet but this is at least healthy!
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Sunday January 16, 2011 - 13:32
Okay, switching to flight mode, hope theres someone to pick me up in BLR! TTFN
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Monday January 17, 2011 - 17:06
RT @remtwitter.com : The Ambiguity of “Open” and VP8 vs. H.264 by @antimatter15twitter.com
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Monday January 17, 2011 - 17:18
RT @bengoldacretwitter.com : #bluemonday is trending. and it’s PR bullshit. humour me, RT and flood the tag.
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Monday January 17, 2011 - 17:19
In reply to: @rowanlambtwitter.com @rowanlambtwitter.com I’m coming over as soon as I get back from India. I frickin’ love wipeout…
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Tuesday January 18, 2011 - 15:52
All tuckered out, slumped in front of Tv, watching Blade:trinity. It’s rubbish, but about all my brain can take…
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Tuesday January 18, 2011 - 16:04
OMG, Ryan Reynolds is in blade trinity…
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Tuesday January 18, 2011 - 17:27
In reply to: @Malarkeytwitter.com @Malarkeytwitter.com serious answer? No, I still write HTML5 like it’s XHTML, quoted attributes, correctly closed tags and all that jazz…
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Tuesday January 18, 2011 - 17:43
Awesome - now watching Robocop. Haven’t seen it for ages. Saw Starship Troopers not long ago… let’s see how it compares.
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Tuesday January 18, 2011 - 17:52
Gaaah, Indian TV has cut out all of the good bits (gore & swearing)
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Tuesday January 18, 2011 - 20:10
What?! Is there some kind of random Robocop quote generator on twitter… i just got tweeted by @for_a_dollartwitter.com ;) #lol
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Wednesday January 19, 2011 - 02:42
a nice reasonably objective piece about web video…
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Wednesday January 19, 2011 - 03:37
RT @stilgherriantwitter.com : In Iowa, whatever you do, don’t mention that cows eat grass.
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Wednesday January 19, 2011 - 04:26
Too.Much.Tetris … and who said video games don’t give you life skills? In your face, convention!
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Wednesday January 19, 2011 - 08:03
Sitting in sunshine at Coffee day on bengaluru campus. Nice change from London…
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Wednesday January 19, 2011 - 12:59
Yep, this is how you do comics, get a 5yr old to write it, and a 29yr old to draw. #axecop it’s got everything!
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Wednesday January 19, 2011 - 18:26
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com I thinking probably asking a casting agent is the safer bet.
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Wednesday January 19, 2011 - 18:27
In reply to: @bengoldacretwitter.com @bengoldacretwitter.com I’m out in India at this very moment, and yes, I can confirm that you’re doing the hand-wringing liberal bit. Quit it.
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Wednesday January 19, 2011 - 18:31
In reply to: @bengoldacretwitter.com @bengoldacretwitter.com a big commercial website project. Yes, there’s room for optimism out here, but it’s only for those that are already well off.
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Wednesday January 19, 2011 - 18:32
@bengoldacretwitter.com What’s worse than the grinding poverty is the apparent ‘invisibility’ of the poor.
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Wednesday January 19, 2011 - 18:38
In reply to: @bengoldacretwitter.com @bengoldacretwitter.com OK, feel a bit bad now… this is definitely not one of those conversations that can be expressed well in 140 chars :S
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Thursday January 20, 2011 - 03:33
what?! Boy George returns icon to church of Cyprus…
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Thursday January 20, 2011 - 04:07
RT @paul_irishtwitter.com : One of my favorite demos of SVG: The Creepy Mouth by @shepazutwitter.com
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Thursday January 20, 2011 - 04:37
#lazyweb @remtwitter.com @paul_irishtwitter.com IE is applying font smoothing only once page has finished loading, so we get a flash of unsmoothed text. Ideas?
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Thursday January 20, 2011 - 07:25
OK, #lazyweb @remtwitter.com @paul_irishtwitter.com - why are alternate results different? this is driving me crazy! #yam
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Thursday January 20, 2011 - 09:24
In reply to: @codepo8twitter.com @codepo8twitter.com Amzn were already major stakeholders I think. Lovefilm used to run a whitelabel version for Amazon DVD rental
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Thursday January 20, 2011 - 09:29
@catspartacustwitter.com - you ready to pop yet, or what? Keep me & @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com informed :)
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Thursday January 20, 2011 - 11:16
RT @bruceltwitter.com : Why did Nick Clegg cross the road? Because he promised not to.
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Thursday January 20, 2011 - 17:41
You’re kidding. The two Eddys in charge of the opposition? RT @BBCBreakingtwitter.com Ed Balls to take over as Shadow UK Chancellor #facepalm
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Thursday January 20, 2011 - 19:39
All the single ladies? Finally there’s a solution for you and probably unfettered access to a boat too.
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Thursday January 20, 2011 - 19:40
RT [ @rossbrunigestwitter.com ]( https://twitter.com/[@rossbruniges](https://twitter.com/@rossbruniges)twitter.com ) : RT @webstandardstwitter.com : Video: [ @rossbrunigestwitter.com ]( https://twitter.com/[@rossbruniges](https://twitter.com/@rossbruniges)twitter.com ) on Writing jQuery That Doesn’t Suck, #lwsmix #jquery
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Friday January 21, 2011 - 02:51
RT @bengoldacretwitter.com : RT @Sarah_Ladytwitter.com : if they want GPs to manage budgets, they should get their accountants to take out their appendix
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Friday January 21, 2011 - 04:51
There’s something odd about listening to Folk & Country music when in India. Like it comes from another planet…
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Friday January 21, 2011 - 05:47
In reply to: @catspartacustwitter.com @catspartacustwitter.com I’ll keep everything crossed for you. Wouldn’t recommend that for you though, else labour might be longer than you’d like.
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Friday January 21, 2011 - 05:51
@remtwitter.com - you thought of doing JSBin as a Chrome / offline app? It’d be awesome to be able to use it with my patchy Indian Wifi connection…
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Friday January 21, 2011 - 11:13
@tim_enchanter @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com - Hey Tom Hardy is going to be ‘Bane’ in next Batman movie… no swooning at the back!
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Friday January 21, 2011 - 13:33
@theUltraplex - I’m loving AppBrain - find the app you want in the browser, and tell it to install on your phone, works like a charm.
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Friday January 21, 2011 - 13:50
@TheSassyGoddess I noticed! It’s shorter than I expected ;-)
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Saturday January 22, 2011 - 05:26
In reply to: @thomcowelltwitter.com @hairballopolis
10 print “Mine was Commodore basic”
20 goto 10
No wonder my OO JS is so poor ;)
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Saturday January 22, 2011 - 05:29
RT @bengoldacretwitter.com : is this a difficult question? RT @BrodDotwitter.com : i agree. i’m an anaesthetist. would you rather i manage stuff, or keep you al …
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Saturday January 22, 2011 - 05:39
@PennyRedtwitter.com - we finalised our plans for the #royalwedding. We’re getting the train… To Paris, where they know how to treat the aristocracy.
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Saturday January 22, 2011 - 05:39
RT @PennyRedtwitter.com : New article- why Ed Miliband is wrong about the Royal Wedding
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Saturday January 22, 2011 - 09:47
If you don’t hear from me again, assume the worst!
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Saturday January 22, 2011 - 11:02
In reply to: @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com the pool is quite nice, but it’s actually really hot, so I’m sticking inside with the a/c (and protection from flies!)
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Saturday January 22, 2011 - 20:30
I was just awarded the “Movie Rookie” badge on @GOmisotwitter.com
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Saturday January 22, 2011 - 20:30
Just saw this again on Indian Tv, it gets even better from repeated viewing. (watching Watchmen via @GOmisotwitter.com )
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Sunday January 23, 2011 - 05:06
RT @codepo8twitter.com : Wow - - please @twittertwitter.com tell me there is a legal way to shut this down? #spam #enemiesofsocial
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Sunday January 23, 2011 - 05:14
Dear Apple, now that iTunes has been thrust upon me, any chance you could stop adding feature bloat? I just want to play MP3s on my laptop.
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Sunday January 23, 2011 - 10:24
Ooh my first push to a Git repo… I’ve finally joined modern web development land. See @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com this is the kind of thing I get up to
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Monday January 24, 2011 - 03:28
RT @PennyRedtwitter.com : Tomorrow’s national day of action against benefit cuts. Wherever and whoever you are, you can do something: …
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Monday January 24, 2011 - 06:19
RT @maggiefoktwitter.com : Are you ready for this? (Insert that 90’s song…) - Steampunk Palin - - Oh yeah.. its real!
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Monday January 24, 2011 - 08:54
RT @wildoniontwitter.com : Oh, calling all Sapient Alumni. Big party this week. Come along. It’s at a pretty nice venue.
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Monday January 24, 2011 - 13:44
Why you might see nothing on my Facebook feed from now on…
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Monday January 24, 2011 - 13:45
@bengoldacretwitter.com - when I type bengoldacre into my browser, it suggests ‘benefactress’ and ‘mangold-wurzel’ as spelling suggestions. Heh…
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Monday January 24, 2011 - 15:11
RT @Marthalanefoxtwitter.com : a model for other places? RT @RoryStewartUKtwitter.com
What superfast broadband can bring to rural communities
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Monday January 24, 2011 - 15:40
Don’t cry for me Argentina, rendered by bollywood orchestra… an odd choice for #muzak, but not without merit…
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Monday January 24, 2011 - 15:44
In reply to: @maggiefoktwitter.com @maggiefoktwitter.com it could be worse, look at these buggers, invading my room.
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Monday January 24, 2011 - 15:48
RT @PennyRedtwitter.com : New article for @NewStatesmantwitter.com -today’s battle against benefit cuts and “poverty pimps” #solidarity
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Monday January 24, 2011 - 17:13
In reply to: @rowanlambtwitter.com @rowanlambtwitter.com No, but you can stalk them on facebook
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Monday January 24, 2011 - 19:18
In reply to: @bengoldacretwitter.com @bengoldacretwitter.com I’m guessing @zoeharcombetwitter.com is at Gillian McKeith U. Funny - someone so concerned with UK obesity wants £20 for her insight
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Tuesday January 25, 2011 - 11:32
@bengoldacretwitter.com - Srsly?! Bee Venom Therapy? Plus an amazing disclaimer…
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Tuesday January 25, 2011 - 14:32
RT @codepo8twitter.com : Wow, good job re-colouring the V-Day photo:
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Tuesday January 25, 2011 - 18:56
God this is awful, but its the only thing on… (watching Hitman via @GOmisotwitter.com )
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Tuesday January 25, 2011 - 19:32
@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com #birthday?
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Tuesday January 25, 2011 - 19:35
RT @marshallktwitter.com : Crayola releases 3D sidewalk chalk. trippy stuff
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Wednesday January 26, 2011 - 03:08
In reply to: @codepo8twitter.com @codepo8twitter.com I believe what you’re looking at is an Ekranoplan
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Wednesday January 26, 2011 - 03:22
RT @codepo8twitter.com : RT @firefoxtwitter.com : Test the latest Firefox 4 Beta, help us make It better!
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Wednesday January 26, 2011 - 05:59
In reply to: @catspartacustwitter.com @catspartacustwitter.com @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com and I will spend my life in an artists garret painting and drinking absinthe…
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Wednesday January 26, 2011 - 09:11
listening to Oranges And Seasalt by Eliza Carthy on @groovesharktwitter.com : #nowplaying
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Wednesday January 26, 2011 - 09:19
RT @nationaltrusttwitter.com : We’ve announced our stance on the sell off of Forestry Commission land
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Wednesday January 26, 2011 - 12:21
listening to I Put A Spell On You by Screamin’ Jay Hawkins on @groovesharktwitter.com : #nowplaying
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Wednesday January 26, 2011 - 14:27
@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com - we’re going to see @arcadefiretwitter.com on 30 June, in Hyde park. Woot!
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Wednesday January 26, 2011 - 17:55
@theUltraplex - options for Indian 11pm movie are ‘10,000 years BC’, ‘X-files movie’, ‘The Rock’ or ‘Public enemies’. Hmm.. Scully wins
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Thursday January 27, 2011 - 13:42
Ooh - french architecture in England… just for @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com
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Saturday January 29, 2011 - 10:37
@PennyRedtwitter.com @MrFlintytwitter.com Now Tory cuts threaten our landscapes. #NTforests
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Saturday January 29, 2011 - 10:48
Popped out corgi. @nachttwitter.com , should I ask what you where looking for?
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Saturday January 29, 2011 - 11:09
OMG Tamil sci-fi watch it now!
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Monday January 31, 2011 - 08:03
@videonastytwitter.com oh :-( RT @BBCBreakingtwitter.com Composer John Barry has died of a heart attack at the age of 77
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Monday January 31, 2011 - 22:13
RT @EnglishHeritagetwitter.com : Restored Rose Garden beds at Wrest Park just cut out and look fantastic - now for the digging!
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Monday January 31, 2011 - 22:13
RT @nationaltrusttwitter.com : Thanks to everyone for your #SaveOurForests tweets. Still time to let us know what you think …
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Monday January 31, 2011 - 23:30
RT @jeresigtwitter.com : jQuery 1.5 Released!
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Wednesday December 1, 2010 - 07:30
In reply to: @khaitutwitter.com @khaitutwitter.com the day I have to send my phone away to get the battery replaced is the day it fails as a consumer product. ;-) #iPhone #pfft
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Wednesday December 1, 2010 - 09:23
In reply to: @mattmullertwitter.com @mattmullertwitter.com @khaitutwitter.com if you have to use DIY and eBay, it’s not a consumer product.
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Friday December 3, 2010 - 07:03
@sapientnitro @theultraplex #yam RT @dalmaertwitter.com Native apps are always better than Web apps. Discuss…
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Friday December 3, 2010 - 20:07
In reply to: @mattmullertwitter.com @mattmullertwitter.com @khaitutwitter.com its true, Android is overtaking ios. ;-)
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Friday December 3, 2010 - 20:27
In reply to: @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com I’m going to have to uninstall it aren’t i? #angrybirdsAddiction
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Saturday December 4, 2010 - 00:24
In reply to: @khaitutwitter.com @khaitutwitter.com @mattmullertwitter.com if its consumed, its a consumer product. Biggest sales wins! #AndroidFTW
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Saturday December 4, 2010 - 20:10
Forget #AppleTV’s piss poor offering, and go for a Boxee! It’s FullHD for a start…
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Sunday December 5, 2010 - 17:36
@theUltraplex RT @jaffathecaketwitter.com Absolutely fantastic rejection letter (reportedly) from Cash 4 Gold
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Sunday December 5, 2010 - 21:10
Thank God, the dancing fascist has left #strictly. I might actually enjoy the last two shows.
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Monday December 6, 2010 - 08:20
Just saw a large orange gas canister lying on the ground at a station. Felt compelled to shoot it. #tooManyVideoGames
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Monday December 6, 2010 - 14:05
@Tim_Enchanter was in fog, and heard radio static. Prepared for imminent zombie dog attack. None came… #tooManyVideoGames
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Monday December 6, 2010 - 15:33
@Tim_Enchanter saw gold star on top of a tree and spent 3 hours getting it down. It was not that final missing power up. #tooManyVideoGames
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Monday December 6, 2010 - 20:09
@Tim_Enchanter @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com apparently just going as fast as you can at all times is not the way to drive in real life. #tooManyVideoGames
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Tuesday December 7, 2010 - 07:24
In reply to: @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com @tim_enchanter apparently eating giant red & white spotted mushrooms does not make you feel 10 ft tall. #tooManyVideoGames
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Tuesday December 7, 2010 - 14:19
@sapientNitro RT @codepo8twitter.com Google Wave now is Apache Wave:
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Tuesday December 7, 2010 - 19:00
@theUltraplex @sapientNitro Discuss! #yam
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Tuesday December 7, 2010 - 19:00
RT @theultraplex RT @TomChatfieldtwitter.com : “Why do Computer Scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused? Dec 25 = Oct 31
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Wednesday December 8, 2010 - 08:00
Sherlock Holmes on the Kindle app on Android. Perfect companion on my way into London in freezing fog.
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Wednesday December 8, 2010 - 15:03
@Souderstwitter.com - finally someone is taking speed seriously ;)
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Wednesday December 8, 2010 - 15:19
RT @Malarkeytwitter.com : Gah! Yet another fantastic @netmagtwitter.com article on CSS3 tarnished by including IE filters! They are not CSS3!
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Wednesday December 8, 2010 - 23:24
@Sneakerpediatwitter.com Congrats! Born today? I’ve cracked out the cigars and champagne in your honour. Mine’s a gazelle in classic white and green.
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Thursday December 9, 2010 - 15:33
RT @bruceltwitter.com : What if Dr Seuss created Star Wars? (RT @dubbertwitter.com )
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Thursday December 9, 2010 - 23:01
- seems they have learned some lessons from the sub-standard Android marketplace. All in HTML5 too!
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Monday December 13, 2010 - 11:25
RT @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com : Just heard xfactor single. Must buy #birdistheword
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Tuesday December 14, 2010 - 07:19
@Tim_Enchanter what form of Android have you gone for?
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Tuesday December 14, 2010 - 13:20
#facepalm RT @joemuggstwitter.com Here’s that hateful cartoon & editorial the right way up @jodymcintyre #dailymailboilinginsanity
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Thursday December 16, 2010 - 10:15
@theUltraplex @sapientNitro RT @bruceltwitter.com Opera 11 out: extensions, tab stacking, visual mouse gesture & loads of #html5.
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Thursday December 16, 2010 - 12:04
RT @Souderstwitter.com : Just released ControlJS ( along with 3 blog posts:
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Thursday December 16, 2010 - 21:26
@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com and we’ve got no place to go…
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Friday December 17, 2010 - 08:21
In the lane, snow is glistening…
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Friday December 17, 2010 - 14:58
We’re happy tonight…
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Friday December 17, 2010 - 16:45
@TheSassyGoddess now you know how us foreigners feel. 4th amendment underwear required?
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Friday December 17, 2010 - 18:21
In reply to: @paintistmetwitter.com @paintistmetwitter.com v. Chilly in London, had a snow flurry around 12ish, but has mostly melted now. #uksnow E8 3/10
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Saturday December 18, 2010 - 07:52
A priest on #radio4 suggesting that the internet is a contributor to poor child literacy. Really? On what basis…
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Saturday December 18, 2010 - 08:35
Why is it that #radio4 thought for the day has to be religious? I like the philosophical exposition, but would like some secular views too.
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Saturday December 18, 2010 - 10:33
Am so thrilled to be stuck in the office, alone, in heavy snow, on a Saturday, the last weekend before Xmas. I should be trimming a tree!
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Saturday December 18, 2010 - 12:01
Tango y Caliente, perfect for fixing bugs… @nachttwitter.com
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Saturday December 18, 2010 - 12:05
@viperdudeuktwitter.com apparently TFTD #r4today has a policy to only allow religious views.
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Saturday December 18, 2010 - 14:59
RT @bengoldacretwitter.com : HSBC Oxford St #ukuncut
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Saturday December 18, 2010 - 15:44
In reply to: @viperdudeuktwitter.com @viperdudeuktwitter.com apparently they have a Saturday slot for the secular… so, 1/7 isn’t too bad…
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Saturday December 18, 2010 - 18:26
In reply to: @ryanand26twitter.com @ryanand26twitter.com is danger really your middle name? I’m thinking more like ‘mild peril’
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Saturday December 18, 2010 - 18:28
@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com @theSassyGoddess … you would even say it glows.
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Sunday December 19, 2010 - 18:38
@rowanlambtwitter.com #swapSnowInaTweetWithMartinAmis @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com and I were stuck on a train for 2 hours, thanks to Martin Amis.
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Sunday December 19, 2010 - 18:42
RT @bruceltwitter.com : RT @pixeldivatwitter.com : Childish Nigella mashup has made me giggle.
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Sunday December 19, 2010 - 18:44
@TheSassyGoddess watch out for the gators, you can’t stomp them properly in peep-toe slingbacks.
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Sunday December 19, 2010 - 19:24
In reply to: @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com you’d better not pout, and I’m telling you why…
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Monday December 20, 2010 - 10:25
In reply to: @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com in a one horse open sleigh?
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Tuesday December 21, 2010 - 07:29
Half of the moon was gone this morning, shame I’ll be on a train at the full eclipse. Otherwise it’d be druid gear on, and off to the henge.
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Tuesday December 21, 2010 - 12:26
Google Ngram Viewer via @orwanttwitter.com
http://ngrams.googlelabs.com/graph?content=telegraph%252Ctelephone%252Ctelevision%252C+radio%252C+internet&year_start=1800&year_end=2008&corpus=0&smoothing=3ngrams.googlelabs.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 21, 2010 - 14:11
@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com on the third day of Xmas, my true love gave to me, three French hens…
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Tuesday December 21, 2010 - 18:41
Seriously @nxeatwitter.com would it kill you to put some heating on the trains?
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Tuesday December 21, 2010 - 18:44
FIVE GOLD RIIIIIIINGS!
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Wednesday December 22, 2010 - 07:56
Okay, okay, I take it back. Please turn the heating down again. It’s like a frickin greenhouse in here. But it’s a train.
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Wednesday December 22, 2010 - 08:01
@backwardslambtwitter.com did you get any pics of the lunar eclipse?
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Thursday December 23, 2010 - 07:21
Typical. Two days from Xmas, and First capital connect switch to ’emergency’ timetable. ‘hangover’ timetable more like… @nxeatwitter.com ftw
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Thursday December 23, 2010 - 07:37
In reply to: @backwardslambtwitter.com @backwardslambtwitter.com awesome! Shame no eclipse pics. See you tomorrow?
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Thursday December 23, 2010 - 07:51
For once, @nationalexpresstwitter.com beat @firstCC by running a normal timetable on a normal working day. Shame normal is so piss poor.
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Thursday December 23, 2010 - 08:15
@firstCC social media fail. They simply retweet everything I say…
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Thursday December 23, 2010 - 08:18
@theultraplex @sapientNitro @remtwitter.com has anyone implemented the #html5 “ping” attribute? I want to see how this bad boy performs…
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Thursday December 23, 2010 - 15:16
In reply to: @catspartacustwitter.com @catspartacustwitter.com transportation nerd? I suspect victim might be more appropriate.
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Friday December 24, 2010 - 09:23
In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com he’s behind you!
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Friday December 24, 2010 - 09:35
@ChrisWeston10twitter.com ha! Social media win… just not for @firstCC ;-)
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Saturday December 25, 2010 - 00:37
Merry Christmas all. Hope you are safe and warm, and will have a happy new year.
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Saturday December 25, 2010 - 09:41
RT @GammaCountertwitter.com : RT @gohsukettwitter.com : 泳ぐトナカイ 3,000 Arctic Reindeer Cross a Mighty River
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Saturday December 25, 2010 - 09:43
In reply to: @doctorowtwitter.com @doctorowtwitter.com for help breaking those class divisions can I suggest HPLK.
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Tuesday December 28, 2010 - 00:17
And so, the Xmas 2010 runaround ends. Always exhausting, always fun. This year’s a classic. Now, to prepare for new year visitations. Yay!
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Tuesday December 28, 2010 - 16:18
In reply to: @rowanlambtwitter.com @rowanlambtwitter.com you’ll come to love it, I’m sure.;-)
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