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@juter @bryanrieger Christ, I composed my degree show in Director in ‘97, and I thought that made me feel old…
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@theJeremyVine not condoning the violence, but sharing this to your large audience for their titillation just the same.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status/1101164148661080064 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @tall_g_and_tea @tall_g_and_tea @type__error @twitter You two 😊
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In reply to: @mrpeterclews @clews_peter Don’t worry, where we’re going, we don’t need human rights…
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In reply to: @jamieoliver @jamieoliver @BootstrapCook would be an awesome guest! Plenty of good stories to tell, I’m sure.
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Saturday March 2, 2019 - 13:13
RT @xcaplin : We’ve just released another 13 roles so you can come and join us to build #futurebarnardos 🎉💪🐱 >>
https://blog.barnar.do/work-at-futurebarnardos-d95272165f48blog.barnar.do ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday March 2, 2019 - 23:45
@juter @tr1stan Okay… I only have one question. What are bamboo moisturizing socks, and how are they the number one result for a search on ‘socks’?
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Saturday March 2, 2019 - 23:46
In reply to: @toychicken @juter @tr1stan That might be two questions.
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Saturday March 2, 2019 - 23:55
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Not this one.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1102146597448830976 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Could be worse. Could be the other way around. 😹
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I’m pretty sure I watched Mystery Teachers in Hitler’s Germany a few weeks ago…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ArenaFlowers/status/1101964714215727106 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Forgotten the ingredients for your MANDATORY PANCAKES?! Don’t worry - with you in 2 hours or less.
http://rapid.london/pancakesrapid.london ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
That’s right suckers. I made a blancmange. A dessert once popular throughout the land, now only seen in the most daring households.
Probably due a resurgence with #Brexit
Cheap as chips. @BootstrapCook
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@SamRuffleColes @BootstrapCook It’s a four point mould. That’s a LOT of blancmange. It’s made from nuclear strawberry and raspberry gunpowder unholiness in packet form. There’s a layer of raspberry jelly at the bottom for fun. 😁
It will feed a family for a week.
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In reply to: @toychicken @SamRuffleColes @BootstrapCook * four PINT mould.
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Woah. #RIPLukePerry and #RIPKeithFlint two very different ends of my teenage culture spectrum. Sorry to see them leave us.
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In reply to: @codinghorror @codinghorror @stevesi @DisplayMate Soon, soon…
https://www.trustedreviews.com/reviews/alienware-55-inch-4k-oled-monitorwww.trustedreviews.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thanks to @richard_littler , I’m now listening to Penderecki, whilst reading old copies of World of interiors. Turns out it’s structured like some kind of high-end hauntological shit. You, the reader, are expected to see meaning in a lot of pictures of empty rooms.
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In reply to: @WGFilmFest @WGFilmFest @BIFA_film Underrated tweet 💗
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In reply to: @BIFA_film @BIFA_film On golden pancakes
The pancakes have eyes
Dawn of the pancakes
37° 2 les crepes
Repo pancake
12 years a pancake
Pancakes with a chance of meatballs
2001: a pancake odyssey
The long shrove Tuesday
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I’m ridiculously proud of my contribution to this hashtag.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/1103032365516025857?s=19 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @toychicken For those that are interested, this is it.
https://open.spotify.com/album/3JZAJvtvNt5eHpdRZGS7RB?si=xHyc9nLsQD-PeGu83WWT9wopen.spotify.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
My final tweet fling tonight… A game of autocorrect automatic writing. Feel free to reply with whatever follows when you type ’later’
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In reply to: @toychicken Later on any good to be able to get the car back this week and I thought that made me angrier than the other hand. I think he’s just holding her hair cut off the attacker by merely a little bit like three times as long.
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This! 🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🏨
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/Furmadamadam/status/1103015859038105605 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday March 6, 2019 - 17:44
When the dust never settles, stick on the headphones and take the dog out for a walk -
https://open.spotify.com/user/toychicken/playlist/5nhKItOhFwnPO6fefs0aRh?si=iLa_yK0jT8S4XBdxnYLGgwopen.spotify.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday March 6, 2019 - 21:41
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Also, why do they always go into so much detail about people’s physical appearance at the start.
“Jack Gilson is a dressed in a navy suit, with oxblood brogues, and is reclining in his Eames lounger as I walk in. He greets me with a friendly smile”… Seriously 😂
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Wednesday March 6, 2019 - 21:50
In reply to: @type__error @type__error My (completely lovely) accountant dictates his emails to his secretary, who then sends them from her email address.
> From: Lesley@accountants
> Dear Leigh, some tax stuff.
> Kind regards, David.
Catches me out every time.
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Wednesday March 6, 2019 - 21:53
In reply to: @type__error @type__error Also, when I helped the NHS get rid of an ancient emergency fax system, to be replaced with a blackberry message service, we had to find a solution to get the messages printed, so they could be stuck on notice boards. Still, that was back in 2008
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😳
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Wednesday March 6, 2019 - 22:14
In reply to: @mattiecamp @mattiecamp @malloreigh @PangolinFeets Underrated tweet
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Wednesday March 6, 2019 - 22:23
In reply to: @barneyfarmer @barneyfarmer It’s the start of a gross-out comedy remake of ‘Whiskey galore’
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Wednesday March 6, 2019 - 22:35
In reply to: @barneyfarmer @barneyfarmer You bastard.
https://youtu.be/oTItRfN-LO8youtu.be ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday March 7, 2019 - 08:00
If you’re working on the web, then this matters.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ericwbailey/status/1103043260631658497 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
@Tim_Enchanter - oh boy this makes me feel old again…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/dptalia/status/1103832226557583360 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @type__error @type__error @sallylait Parklife!
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Sharp intake of breath
I want to do this…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/MrAlanCooper/status/1104592375123308544 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Interested to read how many people equate being working class with being in poverty, or close to it. I’m inclined to think it’s a bit more nuanced than that. Although money, property and attitude towards it is a big part.
- This is not a fully formed thought, just a discussion…
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Metalband nails #Brexit
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/metalband_exe/status/1104778089463246849 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday March 12, 2019 - 12:48
I reckon @JamesTCobbler might have something to say about this!
https://t.co/MrS3NBf38It.co ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday March 12, 2019 - 12:50
In reply to: @0K_ultra @0K_ultra @infinitestrikes @nd_kane @paperghost Also check out Railsea by China Mieville !
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Tuesday March 12, 2019 - 12:52
I would like to thank @timberners_lee for giving me a platform for an entire career… And so much more besides.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/timberners_lee/status/1105400740112203777 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday March 12, 2019 - 14:03
In reply to: @brucel @brucel @suitedupgeek Well, I fought on the side of IE in BW1… Then I watched as the thing that I fought so hard for became a monster.
I joined the resistance, putting my shoulder to the wheel of Firefox during the interregnum. But, when the great Chrome beast came, I didn’t have much fight left.
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Tuesday March 12, 2019 - 22:05
@juter Why did I never think of it as a Klaxon (think I called it an air horn)? Then I’d have just named it the Slaxon! 🔊
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Tuesday March 12, 2019 - 22:39
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Tuesday March 12, 2019 - 22:43
Test all the things!
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/acdlite/status/1105318434085040128 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday March 13, 2019 - 06:17
Me too.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/codinghorror/status/1105620259795460098 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday March 14, 2019 - 07:33
I’m not hopeful that the Tories will be destroyed by anything. The one thing they do well is put aside their differences, personal beliefs and humanity in their relentless pursuit of power.
As a lefty, I see the irony in how effective the Tory collective is.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1105934135883898883 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday March 14, 2019 - 07:51
In reply to: @heydonworks @heydonworks Just his own. This is enough.
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Thursday March 14, 2019 - 08:38
In reply to: @richardosman http://like.totally.wtflike.totally.wtf ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday March 14, 2019 - 08:41
In reply to: @richardosman @richardosman JFC FFS
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Thursday March 14, 2019 - 08:46
In reply to: @heydonworks @heydonworks @corderophi678 Meanwhile the Great British Sewing Bee goes on. I can only see this as a rejection of the honest toil of the working class potter for the genteel pastime of the landed gentry.
(Kidding, I’m hopelessly addicted to both of these shows)
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Thursday March 14, 2019 - 16:44
In reply to: @BootstrapCook @BootstrapCook @Wangleberry Recipe please. I can pay.
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Thursday March 14, 2019 - 16:44
@StarlingForBiz Paying people! Then rent.
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Thursday March 14, 2019 - 17:02
RT @RAW_Workshop : @JamesTCobbler Brilliant! Please can our #socialenterprise which supports + employs ex offenders quote for making the des…
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Thursday March 14, 2019 - 17:36
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Make it Lurpak, and I’m 100% on board… Or is that too European?
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/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/anildash/status/1106338721694138369 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
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RT @jeremycorbyn : This is how we’ll combat climate change.
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Saturday March 16, 2019 - 01:01
@TrevorFSmith @PlumCantaloupe Uncanny hill?
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Saturday March 16, 2019 - 01:10
@benaustwickart I like this one
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1106710430028914689 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Saturday March 16, 2019 - 09:03
RT @barneyfarmer : Is possible to argue the first dig is reflex. Who knows how many would respond to an unexpected blow thus. The second – a…
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Saturday March 16, 2019 - 09:36
This is a fantastic articulation of something I’ve been feeling for some time. The best designers I’ve worked with know this implicitly, and check their egos. The worst are still banging on about how ‘big design’ is important and ‘design thinking’ is the preserve of designers.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/dancharvey/status/1106834740726980609 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Saturday March 16, 2019 - 09:37
In reply to: @dancharvey @dancharvey I love this… But perhaps it’s ‘designers’ that are less important than they think 😜
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Saturday March 16, 2019 - 20:37
Let’s play a game of autocorrect roulette. Tweet whatever comes after the word ‘Pretend’…
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Saturday March 16, 2019 - 20:39
In reply to: @toychicken Pretend that you’re listening to a small girl start every sentence with the word of my main guy. I think he’s just holding her hair cut off the attacker by merely a little bit like three times as long as you’re on a branch of the garage door opener.
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Saturday March 16, 2019 - 21:08
In reply to: @Something203 @Something203 Sometimes I wonder what the hell I’ve been typing that generates this stuff.
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@Tim_Enchanter This one turned out well!
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@juter This got dark!
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In reply to: @wildonion @wildonion I like ‘if that’s cool with you guys or not’ 😂
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In reply to: @merrittk @merrittk I’m Wilko Switch. Doesn’t get more cyberpunk than that.
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Pretty sure the @nationaltrust and @EnglishHeritage might have something to say about this kind of thing too @CadburyUK
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/irarchaeology/status/1106967775187226624 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
@GreatDismal thought you might appreciate 😂
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/1107084688085172224 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Cough cough cheap glasses cleaning kit with a distilled water spray.
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In reply to: @type__error @type__error Is that Guybush Threepwood?
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In reply to: @type__error @type__error I would pay good money for that cross stitch. Good. Money.
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RT @barneyfarmer : A democrat playing third time lucky on a deal twice meaningfully rejected which should be gathering dust in a bin. A patr…
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In reply to: @BootstrapCook @BootstrapCook Mind if I take two?… One for my… err… cat 🙀
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RT @DougCoupland : Time lapse map of continental drift will blow your mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovT90wYrVk4www.youtube.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
But I’m so dang productive! 😜
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/tawheedrose/status/1105208136472948736 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @lizzydoe @lizzydoe [ @EastCambs Cops](/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ @EastCambs Cops) @lucyfrazermp @EastCambs @AnnaBailey_Ely I think we should start taking pictures and start shaming them.
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Grayling. (1) verb. To fuck things up royally because of being a massive prick; (2) noun, to describe a situation fucked up by a massive prick.
“Oh he’s totally Grayling this project. It’s turning into a huge pile of Grayling”
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1106649745945169922 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday March 19, 2019 - 18:20
In reply to: @benaustwickart @benaustwickart Reminds me of Pierre Cardin’s place in the south of France
Palais Bulles
https://g.co/kgs/VBtrN4g.co ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Tuesday March 19, 2019 - 23:06
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Should I even ask (tweet doesn’t show in my timeline)
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Tuesday March 19, 2019 - 23:25
Oh my god. This fucking thread. I’m crying 😹
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/RuchoSharma/status/1108007042541932545 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 06:53
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1108152434122207233 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 12:59
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Jesus
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Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 13:17
In reply to: @afhill @afhill @myddelton I think part of the great joy of working with a truly responsive team is that you’re free to try other paths, rather than just endlessly fixing the first one.
Though sometimes, good enough is good enough.
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Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 17:16
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Absolute fucking lol 😤😂
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Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 17:21
And so it begins. @trello have informed me of a change to free teams that will impact the way I use them, in order to build features that I’ll never use.
Plus ca change…
Now where did I put that ?
http://notion.sonotion.so ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 17:36
In reply to: @brianleroux @brianleroux Whatever happened to @Cloud9IDE ? Is it still running?
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Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 17:38
In reply to: @brianleroux @brianleroux Oh and also, something like this, but with @WebStormIDE pls
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Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 17:47
I WANT THIS SO HARD. WHAT IS IT❓
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/1108413855921827842 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 17:56
In reply to: @brianleroux @brianleroux @Cloud9IDE Sweet!
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Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 18:15
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t It’s going on my list for sure.
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Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 22:55
In reply to: @BootstrapCook @BootstrapCook Beef Wellington 🐄👢
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Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 23:06
For entering a room, I just want that weird drum noise from the 80s university challenge theme. Otherwise, the theme from Are You Being Served. (Happily take @porksmith ’s excellent version.)
https://open.spotify.com/track/0Ek9uQF68F089QucRnColZ?si=v5PYFUycQMydnmEy8DUfUQopen.spotify.com /twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/CuriousUkTelly/status/1108305312027738113 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday March 21, 2019 - 06:27
RT @pharoahemonch : I’m sorry Ms. Jackson.
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Thursday March 21, 2019 - 06:29
In reply to: @pharoahemonch @pharoahemonch I live in Ely (an island that is no longer an island, but is named after eels), and I endorse this tweet.💗
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Thursday March 21, 2019 - 12:28
In reply to: @poshaughnessy @poshaughnessy I’m here. This is true. Although I feel sorrier for IOS devs that aren’t sure if they should attend the Apple events.
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Thursday March 21, 2019 - 12:31
@juter I’ll take “what is the Metropolitan elite?” for $100
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Thursday March 21, 2019 - 12:33
In reply to: @type__error @type__error You know, you can do redux-saga without redux-saga 😜
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Thursday March 21, 2019 - 12:36
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Maybe in London. My local paper is 90% ads, 9% stories about local events. 1% accident and crime reporting. No politics, no editorial, no opinion, no position.
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Thursday March 21, 2019 - 12:42
I have terminal moraine after having done geography GCSE. It’s real folks.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/PColemanchester/status/1108438951629651970 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Mocked and Tried
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/heydonworks/status/1109021979116478464 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @HarrisonUX @HarrisonUX Semantics, but I’d argue you don’t create value by doing research, you create value by providing a solution that is revealed to you by your research. No research, no revelation.
Sometimes the solution is innovative, sometimes it’s just more work than you were doing before.
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In reply to: @heydonworks @heydonworks @Nigel_Farage @theresa_may @Conservatives Ditto
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In reply to: @jdjhiston @jdjhiston [ @lucyfrazermp ](/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ @lucyfrazermp ) I’m 90% sure [ @lucyfrazermp ](/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ @lucyfrazermp ) has a poor grasp of where SE Cambs is. Off the train at Ely, into a waiting car, meet children from King’s school, back in car, back on train, home in time for lunch.
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In reply to: @silentworks @silentworks Don’t listen to them. ICYMI is ‘Inside cabinet, yellow mamba, idiot!’
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Trump is a terrible human, and destructive president… But I wonder if the lack of damning evidence of collusion might make US democrats wonder, even a little bit, if they were responsible for the environment that created him.
No?
Okay then…
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Pointless (cc @richardosman )
Muppet show
Twin Peaks
Old Grey whistle test
Horizon
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/jbdcampbell/status/1108922616222568449 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday March 26, 2019 - 07:33
In reply to: @gaz_alpha @gaz_alpha Oh, you might have me there. The tomorrow people? Bod?
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Tuesday March 26, 2019 - 13:52
In reply to: @gaz_alpha @gaz_alpha Ahhh the adventure game!
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Tuesday March 26, 2019 - 13:56
In reply to: @gaz_alpha @gaz_alpha Doogy rev
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Tuesday March 26, 2019 - 19:45
Another one for @benaustwickart if he hadn’t already written about it 😉
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1110519300824158215 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday March 26, 2019 - 19:51
This is the sort of useful thing that Twitter is great for.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/Mathew__Clayton/status/1110502253654409217 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Tuesday March 26, 2019 - 19:53
God, don’t you just hate it when JC is so ambiguous about his politics. 😒
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1110505026781364225 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday March 27, 2019 - 09:03
Good work!
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Wednesday March 27, 2019 - 09:22
In reply to: @agroebbe @agroebbe It’s often because those that have most to lose from change are not the ones orchestrating it. They see structural issues that will not be addressed by the change, and they are unlikely to benefit from the change. People are far from stupid, but they’re often scared.
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Wednesday March 27, 2019 - 09:45
In reply to: @heydonworks @heydonworks Dude, that’s not cool. Friends don’t help friends create a successful but idiosyncratic server-side framework.
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Wednesday March 27, 2019 - 09:58
In reply to: @heydonworks @heydonworks FWIW, I think the revolution could be Webpack, but in the browser.
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Wednesday March 27, 2019 - 10:01
In our time
Click
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/BBCSounds/status/1110526864504901632 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday March 28, 2019 - 09:05
In reply to: @FenlandFrazer @FenlandFrazer @lucyfrazermp Glad to hear my local MP is sticking to her principle.
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Thursday March 28, 2019 - 09:20
In reply to: @wildonion @wildonion @Peston @theresa_may I don’t trust buses any more. Not since they lied to us about the money we pay to the EU.
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Thursday March 28, 2019 - 10:39
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t @Crib_Goch Raab C Brexit
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Thursday March 28, 2019 - 15:34
These are awesome!
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/CartoonRalph/status/1111253424828542976 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Lol. ‘could become’ and ‘again’ are redundant.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/azeem/status/1111525563968176128 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 1
In reply to: @richard_littler @richard_littler Bananaman @ 29 Acacia Avenue
https://youtu.be/pK6aVsps10Iyoutu.be ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Saturday March 30, 2019 - 19:09
In reply to: @type__error @type__error I have had to forego this, as there isn’t a scheme called ageing mouse 🐭
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Saturday March 30, 2019 - 23:41
In reply to: @tania_shew @tania_shew I’m Max Argyll-Radio. Really pleased to meet you. I write about how blockchain is revolutionizing small food retailers. You can find me in my club.
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Saturday February 2, 2019 - 10:42
This deserves a hat tip on many levels.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/LASTEXITshirts/status/1091637351175020544 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday February 2, 2019 - 10:45
In reply to: @benaustwickart @benaustwickart @charlotte_gggg Oh those two are amazing. Outs always lovely when one finds a style or culture that you had absolutely no idea existed!
Any book recommendations for Israeli modernism?
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Saturday February 2, 2019 - 20:48
Is it still a podcast if you have to buy a service in order to listen to it?
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ruskin147/status/1091596536440676352 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday February 3, 2019 - 09:40
In reply to: @LASTEXITshirts @LASTEXITshirts Wait, isn’t this the plot to Flashdance? 💃🏻🚿
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Sunday February 3, 2019 - 10:57
In reply to: @smashhitsbot @smashhitsbot Yes, but probably not in the sense this question was meant.
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Sunday February 3, 2019 - 10:59
Who needs buses, when you can have a task force?
Too little, too late. The damage is done.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/elystandard/status/1092000625078951937 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Sunday February 3, 2019 - 11:10
In reply to: @smashhitsbot @smashhitsbot Seeds
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Sunday February 3, 2019 - 19:34
@HiveHomeUK why is boost now called ‘quick cool’ in the app? It does exactly the opposite!
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Sunday February 3, 2019 - 22:47
In reply to: @jaffathecake @jaffathecake @mikeal @Media I was there (2008)! You were presenting Glow, and I was all like “who IS this guy?” and everyone else was like “pfffft, wasn’t as good as last year” and I was like “I’m going to stop using jQuery!” then, 3 years later I did. Briefly.
😳
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Monday February 4, 2019 - 07:24
Perhaps @HiveHelper can hive help with this?
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/toychicken/status/1092144350388252677 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday February 4, 2019 - 08:01
😯🚨😱
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/RevStephenOkeke/status/1092134739539054594 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday February 4, 2019 - 22:45
This one, @elrusse :)
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/azeem/status/828373535743700993 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Tuesday February 5, 2019 - 07:37
I like @netflix . I don’t like every show they put out, but I don’t mind paying for the common good.
This is not good.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/observer/status/1092589880276852736 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday February 5, 2019 - 22:43
Really struggling not to say:
“10% of them brought envelopes of cash in, just to get to the front of the dinner queue. In the meantime cuts to vital school funds meant that the rest were forced to spend the day filling potholes in the playground by bringing in gravel from home”
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Thursday February 7, 2019 - 23:32
In reply to: @steiny @steiny I feel your pain.
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Thursday February 7, 2019 - 23:45
I came for the solidarity around gall stones, stayed for the bone cancer and broken hearts. This thread was not what I expected.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1093409592296509441 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Friday February 8, 2019 - 13:53
Clarity. A rare and exotic beast in politics.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/mattzarb/status/1093610201540894720 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday February 9, 2019 - 20:18
In reply to: @shepazu @shepazu Q: How many QAs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1, and they’ve automated it, so 1392 bulbs can be changed in less than 1 minute.
Unfortunately, one of the devs broke the build, and now everyone’s in the dark.
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Saturday February 9, 2019 - 22:55
@juter Nice technique
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Sunday February 10, 2019 - 17:51
Ermigerd! Thread…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/HutchinsonDave/status/1094418261217824768 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday February 11, 2019 - 07:22
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t He’s got a new series on Japanese gardens starting next Friday. Looks awesome.
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Monday February 11, 2019 - 07:27
Okay, I’m going to try and put my head in here today after work #RaspberryPi
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/garethr/status/1094275925582233600 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday February 11, 2019 - 20:31
Okay @BootstrapCook and @richard_littler , here’s Mrs G’s contribution to #Brexit cookery. Start stockpiling the cheese, and if you save some for me, I’ll release the whole Aubergine Erotica recipe…
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Monday February 11, 2019 - 21:09
In reply to: @toychicken 
Also, who could forget this classic recipe for pizza, that includes… Cottage cheese?!
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Monday February 11, 2019 - 22:27
Dammit Pixar… 😍
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6uuIHpFkuowww.youtube.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday February 12, 2019 - 13:20
In reply to: @type__error @type__error Remember me when this goes viral. 😂
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Tuesday February 12, 2019 - 13:47
TFW you know you’re just not going to make it to the evening reception unless you have something to eat, and everyone in the room wants a piece of you 😂👰🏻🥂
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/type__error/status/1095090655515299840 ❤️ 3 | 🔃 0
Tuesday February 12, 2019 - 23:08
In reply to: @thorpeta17 @thorpeta17 I fucking love you Chunk!
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Wednesday February 13, 2019 - 13:08
In reply to: @HarrisonUX @HarrisonUX One trick I’ve found, is to be very generous with creating new, ephemeral channels for conversations. Make use of threads for side conversations, and linking to introduce new people into a chat.
But I’m no slack fanboy. My personal hatred is orgs that use free tier. Use a forum!
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Wednesday February 13, 2019 - 18:10
This is the new Rick Roll…
https://open.spotify.com/track/10wWGbY2KerpoM5m5cYu48?si=7e3fwCAsQTuq12s9L5fZvQopen.spotify.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday February 13, 2019 - 22:22
In reply to: @richard_littler @richard_littler I think he’s just holding her hair, whilst she throws up. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.
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Wednesday February 13, 2019 - 22:26
Note to self.
Forgot about that important night? use ❤❤❤
Don’t care if you’re staying in? It’s 🍕🍕🍕
You can thank me tomorrow.
http://rapid.london/valentinesrapid.london http://rapid.pizzarapid.pizza ❤️ 0 | 🔃 1
Thursday February 14, 2019 - 07:16
Happy Valentine’s day folks.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/metalband_exe/status/1095898107575971840 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 14, 2019 - 07:37
Guess who was in charge when this romantic message was sent out by the Home office. Yep, it was our current PM.
Welcome to May’s vision for post Brexit Britain.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ukhomeoffice/status/302095617092632576 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 14, 2019 - 07:41
In reply to: @kwuchu @kwuchu Pretty sure it’s intentional. Take a look at the parts where they take your money. If they’re well designed and work effectively, then the answer is obvious.
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Thursday February 14, 2019 - 07:48
It’s #ValentinesDay so here is some love for you. Geoff Love. ❤
Smooth baby…
https://open.spotify.com/track/6DU3O42jgzBBoZ8wkoXe45?si=u5WURfIvQpKpfJMOoFN7tAopen.spotify.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 14, 2019 - 09:57
Don’t feel like going out? Don’t want takeaway, but can’t be bothered to cook anything complicated?
for a proper meal. For everything else there’s fucking Valentine’s day 💐💝
http://recipe.deliveryrecipe.delivery http://rapid.pizzarapid.pizza ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 14, 2019 - 18:55
Oh @monzo you are in creative review! Nice!
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/CreativeReview/status/1096096763923099648 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 14, 2019 - 19:11
My #UnpopularOpinion is that I’d happily be a volunteer traffic warden. Give me an app, and I’ll photograph illegally parked cars ALL DAY LONG
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/lizzydoe/status/1096042558730526720?s=19 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 14, 2019 - 22:17
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Friday February 15, 2019 - 07:49
In reply to: @myddelton @myddelton I bought and have not regretted a day. Particularly good if your regular route has roundabouts, as cars are more likely to see you from the side.
https://www.monkeylectric.com/www.monkeylectric.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday February 15, 2019 - 08:00
This has to be in the dumbest UX things I’ve seen for a while - making the user have a secure… USERNAME?
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Friday February 15, 2019 - 09:16
In reply to: @HarrisonUX @HarrisonUX Exactly. I feel sorry for Jo Lee and Elizabeth Montgommery - 8 char min, 16 char max.
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Friday February 15, 2019 - 12:51
In reply to: @paulcurley @paulcurley Sorry, your name is not valid, as it doesn’t contain a dog emoji 🐕🐶🐾
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Friday February 15, 2019 - 13:21
I love the idea of modular building solutions, but so much of it is aimed at the low-density detached housing type of development. Can anyone point me in the direction of people doing modular apartments or other high-density options?
@totallymodular @LeskoModular @PulseModular ?
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Friday February 15, 2019 - 16:27
In reply to: @petetrainor @petetrainor I think it’s fair to process in the way it was intended. That it was a callous and intentionally fear-inducing tactic by the office of a woman whose term in office knew few limits to callousness and cruelty.
And now she’s the Prime Minister.
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Saturday February 16, 2019 - 09:45
In reply to: @DPJHodges @DPJHodges Honestly Dan, yes they would. Unlikely to be the same people as are applauding them for striking over the destruction of humanity, but I’m sure Farage and that Wetherspoon guy would be on #bbcqt to say those very words.
Thanks for your infantile contribution. What’s your point?
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Saturday February 16, 2019 - 21:37
Stop what you’re doing. Phase IV is available on Netflix. Watch it now…
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Sunday February 17, 2019 - 11:03
A fantastic piece by @ttorres - a lesson or two in here for every team, a really good counterpoint to the JFDI mentality that so often dominates.
big takeaway? Collaboration is hard to do, but it’s critical to successful outcomes.
https://www.producttalk.org/2018/10/continuous-discovery-mindsets/www.producttalk.org ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Sunday February 17, 2019 - 11:27
You say “bathroom goals” and I’m thinking “ability to have a poo without being disturbed by child or pets”… Suspect we’re not in total alignment right now.
Getting lit with Apollo, however is something I’m down for 🍻🍻🍻🍻
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/madedotcom/status/1097076973787062272 ❤️ 2 | 🔃 1
Sunday February 17, 2019 - 11:30
Today has been product management gold on Twitter, thanks mostly to @myddelton - check out this gem!
https://hackernoon.com/prioritizing-non-feature-work-and-continuous-improvement-bad2a612d860hackernoon.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday February 19, 2019 - 21:35
This is the correct use of AI.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/poshaughnessy/status/1097971444678578177 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 21, 2019 - 13:36
@Deliveroo ’s service is so accurate they can deliver to a group of drunk pigeons.
Talk about on-the-fly!
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Thursday February 21, 2019 - 22:39
Thank goodness someone has undertaken this vital research. Now I know precisely how many steps I am from a Negroni. 🍸🍷🍹
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/tmcw/status/1098385088117526530 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday February 21, 2019 - 22:56
In reply to: @mrdavemacleod @davemacladd I have a small daughter, so I’ve been reining in the fucks (surefire winner here), but have been using curse words a la Pete from Mickey mouse clubhouse. “Cheese weasels” being my favourite.
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Friday February 22, 2019 - 15:12
In reply to: @StarlingBank [ @StarlingBank ](/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ @StarlingBank ) [ @AndriusDauksa ](/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ @AndriusDauksa ) Hey [ @StarlingBank ](/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ @StarlingBank ) & [ @AndriusDauksa ](/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ @AndriusDauksa ) - I’m really interested in Starling for business use, but need FreeAgent integration. CSV import isn’t really going to cut it. @TideBanking has it already. #justsaying
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Saturday February 23, 2019 - 00:09
In reply to: @BigB0bbyT @BigB0bbyT Think it’s more like salad cream.
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Saturday February 23, 2019 - 09:42
In reply to: @giles_fraser @giles_fraser Wow, let’s talk about how the freedom of movement allows people to move away from oppressive regimes, or from religious persecution, or simply to find work in times of hardship.
Perhaps you’ve forgotten how far we’ve come and would wish you send us all back?
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Saturday February 23, 2019 - 09:51
In reply to: @mrpeterclews @clews_peter @BigB0bbyT It’s all about coleslaw on pizza in the ToyChicken household.
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Saturday February 23, 2019 - 09:57
In reply to: @giles_fraser @giles_fraser Aside from the implied sexism, rose-tinted snobbery and straw man idiocy in this article, I find it hilarious that you think Brexit is somehow governed by an anti-capitalist benevolent money-eschewing class that will create a gentle society of cockle-warming cap-doffing workers.
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Saturday February 23, 2019 - 10:01
This guy has made me angrier than the Wetherspoons Muppet or Nigel Garage ever did.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/giles_fraser/status/1098896087425912832 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday February 23, 2019 - 18:02
In reply to: @benaustwickart @benaustwickart Health and safety nightmare!
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Saturday February 23, 2019 - 22:52
In reply to: @BigB0bbyT @BigB0bbyT @4m3thy5t @freshradish Dare I say, try black coffee?
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Sunday February 24, 2019 - 01:11
In reply to: @azeem @azeem @singularityhub Surely role-playing games are the ultimate challenge for AI?
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Sunday February 24, 2019 - 11:14
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/wildonion/status/1099587774146072576 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday February 24, 2019 - 11:18
In reply to: @BigB0bbyT @BigB0bbyT Neither is Dr Who… Is Dre a timelord? Are these charlatans really being allowed to treat our sick!?
Now I’m imagining Dre’s Tardis…
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Sunday February 24, 2019 - 23:30
In reply to: @benaustwickart @benaustwickart There doesn’t seem to be anyone using those steps at the back any more… Could just be the latest photo…
https://www.fortworth.com/things-to-do/attractions/fort-worth-water-gardens/www.fortworth.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday February 26, 2019 - 13:06
Can’t believe there’s a threat to this! Can’t @EnglishHeritage help?
The East End Preservation Society: Save the Whitechapel Bell Foundry - Sign the Petition! via @UKChange
(Read background here)
http://chng.it/Wz4PnRBfchng.it https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47184501www.bbc.co.uk ❤️ 6 | 🔃 7
Tuesday February 26, 2019 - 22:40
In reply to: @EnglishHeritage @EnglishHeritage @UKChange Thanks! @HistoricEngland - is this something you can assist with? 🔔
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Tuesday February 26, 2019 - 23:04
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t @GRANNYMUGGER I am YouTube user, and confirm it’s a disgusting place*. I won’t let G minor near it without supervision. Even then, I’m nervous about cat compilation videos that might have some shit stuck in the middle. The ads as bad enough.
- I watch wood-turning videos. They’re nuts!
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Tuesday February 26, 2019 - 23:12
Cannot stop watching this.
@type__error something for your choir perhaps?
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/aflashbak/status/1100140223596507136 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 06:26
In reply to: @BigB0bbyT @BigB0bbyT I am very jealous.
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Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 06:29
@juter @type__error It’s mesmerising. I want to sample it and put it to some kind of mad jazz breakbeat.
With video of course.
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Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 07:49
In reply to: @type__error @type__error Sorry, not one for breakfast time. 😋😛😝😜
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Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 13:43
In reply to: @sophie_gadd @sophie_gadd I need a ‘just sort of hovering in the kitchen, hoping to talk about anything that isn’t Brexit’, and expect my daughter needs ‘just sort of hovering in the kitchen, hoping to talk about Lego’ card…
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Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 18:26
Can’t help feeling @BigB0bbyT would appreciate this list.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/LRBbookshop/status/1100713166147866624 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 18:30
In reply to: @BigB0bbyT @BigB0bbyT I assume you’ve read them all.
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Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 18:39
In reply to: @DEEEPECK @DEEEPECK @itvpeston @kerryhunt282 @TheIndGroup @Anna_Soubry Underrated tweet
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Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 18:50
My suggestions:
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One direction
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the Blair rich project
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Diminishing returns
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Sorry!
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Nando’s Alliance
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Centred and blinkered
But they’ll probably use some cod-Latin sounding thing like
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Democratica
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Pro Anglia Centrus
Should probably just be an emoji
- 🍰
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/itvpeston/status/1100752334165102593 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 22:54
In reply to: @BigB0bbyT @BigB0bbyT I blame hormones, for my lack of attention span. I can barely finish a
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Thursday February 28, 2019 - 07:29
JFC @twitter please stop showing me what others have liked. Please show me tweets in time order. Don’t make me drop you as well as Facebook.
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Thursday February 28, 2019 - 07:38
In reply to: @HarrisonUX @HarrisonUX Tech doesn’t have to wait for design. Even assuming I thought design was something that needed to be ‘competed’, there’s still a lot of valuable work that can be done before the paint goes on.
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Thursday February 28, 2019 - 07:39
In reply to: @toychicken @HarrisonUX * completed
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Thursday February 28, 2019 - 07:46
In reply to: @toychicken @HarrisonUX Design process shouldn’t exclude tech, or a functioning product. User research shouldn’t stop once you’ve built your first release. The product is never finished, and therefore can’t be ‘designed’ before it’s built and serving user needs.
Big design is ego lubrication.
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Thursday February 28, 2019 - 18:29
In reply to: @type__error @type__error @twitter Yeah, but it keeps switching me back to ‘Top tweets’… Grrr
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 00:17
Can’t help feeling that it’s @ros_vaughan ’s fault that I’m completely Fünken und pümpen right now. Last man standing.
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 00:35
In reply to: @AirlineReporter @AirlineReporter @mattpovey @crankyflier a shame, I was at SIA when they got the a380 and loved it as a pax. I see why it’s not popular.
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 00:37
RT @barneyfarmer : “No Secret Santa in the Caliphate, Beryl!” @HealeyCartoons
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 00:42
@hulltimebased I also remember restraining a filing cabinet + hydraulics at ROot96/7? For Istvan Kantor. Dangerous, but Nature’s kind.
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 09:33
Nooooooo…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/804168973826674688 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 1, 2016 - 13:23
In reply to: @SunApology @SunApology @barneyfarmer Beryl! They’re at it again, scrutinizing the Sun through pinko-tinted glasses. Murdoch is a saint. How dare they?!
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 17:23
RT @kellbelleraquel : @TMobile Do you know your ads are on sexist racist Breitbart? Please block ad buy. @slpng_giants
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 18:04
I don’t understand why people in the US seems to expect the media to save them from Trump. How the he’ll do they think he got there?
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 18:09
In reply to: @richardosman @richardosman she’s trying some Trumpy reverse newspeak. By saying we should feel free, implies that we aren’t. Winterval all over again.
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 18:26
RT @BFI : Revealed! Our new 5-year strategy for UK film, #BFI2022. Read more about our exciting future plans: #MyFil…
http://theb.fi/2geW0eXtheb.fi ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 1, 2016 - 20:53
@ShaunDunne this.
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/high-school-students-are-building-their-own-vr-equipped-spaceshipmotherboard.vice.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 1, 2016 - 20:55
@ShaunDunne and this…
http://thelongandshort.org/forecasts/murder-in-virtual-reality-should-be-illegalthelongandshort.org ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 1, 2016 - 22:35
RT @barneyfarmer : Cornflakes for breakfast.
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 22:38
Been thinking this for a while, but trust Grayson to articulate it.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/Alan_Measles/status/804440369081581573 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Friday December 2, 2016 - 22:01
@barneyfarmer - perfect gift for Beryl?
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/liketotallywtf/status/804806706689622016 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday December 2, 2016 - 22:31
Haha - @TheLastLeg are talking about this right now!
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/liketotallywtf/status/804806706689622016 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday December 3, 2016 - 23:11
RT @rem : I totally missed that the @Pebble 4.3 release lets us connect up web pages to our watches/health monitors. Nice.
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Sunday December 4, 2016 - 15:04
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t get it in mirror writing, so you can read it easily…
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 11:37
RT @DJTGIF : Son. I’m never quitting twitter. Ever.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/Run_Stuck/status/804470176699781120/video/1 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday December 5, 2016 - 11:47
RT @brucel : Do you or a loved one have MS?
Would you be willing to share your experiences in an informal study?
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 11:53
In reply to: @Glinner @Glinner @barneyfarmer I love how the DM style guide prefers ‘anti-establishment’ over ‘fascist’… Sounds so much more cuddly, donchathink?
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 11:53
RT @CreativeReview : A year in the life of the Obama White House: amazing AR Christmas card by @Nexuslondon for outgoing administration http…
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 15:05
My message to creators. Now more than ever, own your data.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/pewdiepie-delete-youtube-channel-subscribers-disappear-a7455261.htmlwww.independent.co.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday December 5, 2016 - 15:10
Is invoking Trump in any online discussion Godwin 2.0? (Release candidate was Brexit)
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 22:49
Jesus @empiremagazine , I really want to read your stuff, but mobile site is unusable. Can’t read for a second before it jumps down the page.
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 22:54
RT @YorkshireTea : This man is very cross about tea not growing in Yorkshire. Can someone please let him know that everything’s OK? He’s not…
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 22:55
@ShaunDunne could be interesting…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/MrSchubert/status/805893809749913600 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 06:29
RT @NitrateDiva : It’s Fritz Lang’s birthday. While I’m celebrating anti-fascists, let’s remember how Lang fled Germany rather than make fil…
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Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 08:03
I’ve enjoyed @podcaststartup since S1, but S4 feels more like a cross between Gimlet sales pitch and TAL extended. Might come back in S5.
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Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 08:09
In reply to: @billt @billt you could try the voices of VR podcast. Thoughtful and prolific! @voicesofvr
http://voicesofvr.com/voicesofvr.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 08:23
First thing in my Twitter feed that made me lol in days. This is great writing. @logorrhoea @juter
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ziyatong/status/805963565526032384 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 13:32
I know they say that robots will replace us at work, but today I was served by server? Surely this could be done in the cloud…
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Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 16:44
Marathons, not Snickers. Jif, not Cìf and a proper, full-size Waggon Wheel.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/barneyfarmer/status/806171786287185921 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 17:46
Artists impressions of outdoor cafés in sprawling faux-georgian developments with no cars; buildings all finished; no corner shops or GPs.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/barneyfarmer/status/806164787679916032 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 1
Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 18:14
In reply to: @profkeithdevlin @profkeithdevlin @jackschofield wait, does @realDonaldTrump have a private airline company? Asking for a friend…
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Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 21:32
@barneyfarmer watching Grand Designs, but moaning about the immense wealth / creativity of the people on it. Saying “it’s alright for them”
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/SirSandGoblin/status/806218477572943873 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 11:35
RT @lawrenceweber : Smart young things.?Join the @KarmaKadets . You don’t need a degree, you do need to work hard and be nice to people. http…
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 11:36
In reply to: @hulltimebased @hulltimebased - put me down for an XL. Where do I send the money?
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 11:36
@billt I could see you in one of these ;)
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/hulltimebased/status/806449582846672896 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 11:40
Okay @barneyfarmer - last one, I promise… (solid gold)
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/rhodri/status/806430109775306752 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 18:01
@ShaunDunne but the markets! Virtual, how can you resist this opportunity?
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 18:07
Bollocks. As in FFS, not as in denial. I love my pebble. Fitbit are not a great parent…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/806508026085724160 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 18:11
In reply to: @petetrainor @petetrainor wait, why? I’ve missed something…
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 18:32
In reply to: @petetrainor @petetrainor yeah, I think it’s a stretch to call him a person. More like a meme-made-flesh… 😨
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 22:19
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t yeah, some very weird behaviour coming from the ‘hard’ left…
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 22:22
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t true, true. Again it seems that it’s more important to win a philosophical debate than improve people’s lives.
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 22:27
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/LeapMotion/status/806624927340052480 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 22:37
The government be
http://like.totally.wtf/i-may-snooplike.totally.wtf /twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/TheRegister/status/806061133761310720 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 22:46
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/davidakoontz/status/806615880197165057 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 8, 2016 - 06:45
RT @DrewOCCRP : This is BIG.
https://www.occrp.org/en/40-press-releases/presss-releases/5872-global-partnership-to-open-new-fronts-in-fight-against-corruptionwww.occrp.org ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 8, 2016 - 07:53
http://arstechnica.co.uk/gadgets/2016/12/treadmills-to-endless-hallways-tech-has-some-sick-solutions-for-vr-nausea/arstechnica.co.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 8, 2016 - 10:09
RT @clickbaitrobot : Peppa Pig: How Blockchain Is Going To Revolutionise The Toenail Clipping Industry #PeppaPig
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Thursday December 8, 2016 - 20:00
@Android i get same notification every day ‘android pay accepted here’. The shop next door won’t even take a Scottish fiver let alone cards!
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Sunday December 11, 2016 - 22:33
@ShaunDunne OSVR looks interesting…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/OpenSource_VR/status/806661979326713856 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday December 12, 2016 - 06:52
So, AI is a big thing, and VR is a big thing. All we need now is an oppressive regime that does good cyber, and it’s the Matrix…
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 07:25
RT @doctorow : Literally overcome by the realisation that @charltonbrooker will have to create a 2016 Wipe. Poor sod, but I need to see this.
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 07:34
In reply to: @HoocOtt @HoocOtt actually, that’s English. An amalgam of many languages much of which can be traced back to latinate and Sanskrit languages.
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 07:42
In reply to: @FactTank @FactTank @codinghorror from the UK it looks like it’s a miracle that anyone makes it to prison alive in the first place.
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 13:07
In reply to: @HoocOtt @HoocOtt Yeah, because German & French came fully formed into the universe from the void. ;)
http://www.angmohdan.com/the-root-of-all-human-languages/www.angmohdan.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday December 12, 2016 - 13:24
In reply to: @richard_littler @richard_littler so, that should get them a secretarial position in Trump’s cabinet then? Perhaps SoS Science? Ghosts?
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 13:30
If each refugee was a drop of blood in water of UK population, no shark could detect it Beryl! But, Katie Hopkins could, mark my words.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/barneyfarmer/status/808260434600067072 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Monday December 12, 2016 - 13:37
@juter @logorrhoea - now this is a content style guide…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/VTodd_edu/status/808165619262590976 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday December 12, 2016 - 18:32
RT @FAKEGRIMLOCK : #2016 YEAR TEEN VOGUE HOME TO HARDEST HITTING JOURNALISM ON PLANET.
http://buff.ly/2hB2MsFbuff.ly ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday December 12, 2016 - 23:35
RT @StevenLevy : Pebble CEO explains why his company didn’t make it, and why he sold to FItbit.
https://backchannel.com/the-real-story-behind-pebbles-demise-303802a7afaa#.7uvcar7gjbackchannel.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 13, 2016 - 06:44
In reply to: @billt @billt @karaswisher @Recode I have little faith that any of those tech leaders uttered, or give, one fuck. They are part of the 💰 business.
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Tuesday December 13, 2016 - 06:47
In reply to: @joshtpm @joshtpm @GreatDismal I’m pretty sure Trump isn’t going to allow books. Or people that write them. Or even people that read them…
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Tuesday December 13, 2016 - 07:23
Oooh burn 🔥 🔥 🔥
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/kevinmitnick/status/808407059200757760 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 13, 2016 - 07:28
In reply to: @barneyfarmer @barneyfarmer radio 2 today: Sharia Twain;
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Tuesday December 13, 2016 - 07:30
I know one thing, let’s try to avoid an ad-supported ecosystem.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/DigiCatapult/status/808573440919764992 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 13, 2016 - 17:51
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/jackschofield/status/808673326839300096 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 13, 2016 - 17:55
Oh boy, heard this today, feels like it could’ve been written yesterday. Let’s make it Xmas number 1. @DjMarkoAfro
https://open.spotify.com/track/0LoMT7TGL2p2n1TFx1cNRTopen.spotify.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 2
Wednesday December 14, 2016 - 06:43
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t seriously, what’s stopping you?
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Wednesday December 14, 2016 - 08:35
Here we go… @ShaunDunne
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/rauschma/status/808884617939976192 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 14, 2016 - 13:17
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t Yep. Here you go… :)
http://www.ugg.com/uk/men-boots/#prefn1=bootType&prefv1=slipper-boots%7Cclassic-mini-bootswww.ugg.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 14, 2016 - 13:18
@ShaunDunne - time to get us some Daydream Pixels ;)
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/VRFocus/status/809021378066259968 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 14, 2016 - 23:55
In reply to: @monzo @monzo #bringmemonzo to Ely… Or perhaps Cambridge?
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Thursday December 15, 2016 - 09:04
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t surely it’s a factor of markets that they often do okay in times of uncertainty. New opportunities show up, new victims to bury…
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Thursday December 15, 2016 - 23:34
RT @billt : I think my mantra for 2017 will be ‘move fast and make things’. Will need some help, obvs.
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Thursday December 15, 2016 - 23:39
In reply to: @richard_littler @richard_littler I used to put the cellophane wrapper over my eyes. To this day illness, in my mind, has yellow tinted glasses.
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Thursday December 15, 2016 - 23:48
RT @oculus : Welcome to the #VRWeb: The ReactVR pre-release is now live! Start experimenting with #WebVR & @reactjs
http://ocul.us/ReactVRPreReleaseocul.us ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 15, 2016 - 23:53
This is important, not just in the US, but in UK too. This is how it starts.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/NorCalGino/status/809499951310876672 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday December 16, 2016 - 00:08
In reply to: @kosamari @kosamari @kwuchu light scarf or blanket, would definitely buy. Have to ship to UK though… Print or knit?
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Friday December 16, 2016 - 07:50
RT @buritica : Unmasking Bias - The Algorithmic Justice League
http://bit.ly/2h6hIzobit.ly ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday December 16, 2016 - 10:03
In reply to: @MTBracken @MTBracken @tomskitomski assuming education, health, transport and welfare are sorted first, right? :)
Otherwise, am in total agreement
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Friday December 16, 2016 - 10:22
Pretty much the best description of #brexit I’ve seen.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/Trump_ton/status/809670221158109184 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Friday December 16, 2016 - 10:27
In reply to: @barneyfarmer 
@barneyfarmer love how my twitter feed crops the photo of this page from the DM. Coincidence? I don’t think so…
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Saturday December 17, 2016 - 13:11
In reply to: @jackschofield @jackschofield @priceonomics do people still use digg? Wow.
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Saturday December 17, 2016 - 13:20
@benaustwickart is this you?
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/zannawharfe/status/810085936805642241 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday December 17, 2016 - 13:21
In reply to: @lawrenceweber @lawrenceweber @petetrainor @NadsBads @yellif I’d be up for that.
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Saturday December 17, 2016 - 20:45
RT @Oatmeal : What a mobile website is -supposed- to do
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Sunday December 18, 2016 - 01:13
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t it’ll never work unless you’ve got the banana in your top pocket.
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Sunday December 18, 2016 - 12:40
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t it’s something…
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 07:34
@woodcowbooks @GreatDismal the problem is that the free press threw away it’s creds, in order to sell more papers; to cosy up to the power.
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 07:51
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t tell them they need to refund your planned travel to, say, Barbados… And that stay in a luxury spa.
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 07:52
@kosamari saw this, thought of you. :)
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/1opter/status/810258612316729344 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Monday December 19, 2016 - 08:13
Seriously, @GNRailUK is there any chance you could turn the heating off? Train is full of people, we don’t need the heaters turned to 11 🚆 😓
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 08:25
Soooo wrong. The US won’t need identipasses, Facebook has already done the hard work. </hyperbolic-sarcasm>
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/797624596770000896 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday December 19, 2016 - 09:32
@atom_bank really nailing the ’new way of doing things’ - nothing says trustworthy like an Easter Egg in your banking app. @monzo
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/atom_bank/status/810774279444922368 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday December 19, 2016 - 09:36
“SO APOLOGY, BIG SORRY, SUCH SAD, MUCH WAILING” *
*only because we’re forced to do this by some court or something.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/810667959337320449 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday December 19, 2016 - 10:05
In reply to: @GNRailUK @GNRailUK Really? You can’t change the heating while the train is in service? How DO you change it?
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 17:46
@ShaunDunne oh oh oh!
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/oculus/status/810893563777138688 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday December 19, 2016 - 17:52
@juter , perhaps now isn’t the moment for that trip…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/810881714172076032 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday December 19, 2016 - 17:57
In reply to: @TSCatapult @TSCatapult @TechCrunch I’m impressed they manage to combine boredom and ugly in one car. Think I’ll take the bus.
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 18:08
In reply to: @WarrenIsDead @WarrenIsDead @GreatDismal alt-right vs alt-write …
HT to @juter & @logorrhoea
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 06:41
RT @doctorow : Tech companies: don’t let your servers be used for oppression and surveillance. Stand with @EFF to defend users
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 08:19
He won’t hijack the internet
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/810981093558067201 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 08:23
@GreatDismal @RayOfLaurel nor are they included in early stage clinical trials… What could possibly go wrong?
http://pca.st/inA3pca.st /twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/RayOfLaurel/status/808391915397910532 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 08:30
I doubt this. In 20 years, the movie “Aleppo"s protagonist will be eternal global leader Putin, and his sidekick, Trumpy McPresident.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ethiopienne/status/810923056742985728 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 08:35
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t @Arbeit_Fish come on, if you practice drugs, you can get better! ;)
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 08:50
@ShaunDunne twice in one year?
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 10:07
Loving the @Apple OSX update that starts with ‘approximately 1 minute’ then restarts and I get ‘installing: about 28 minutes…’ #notBusy 😠
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 10:34
RT @LesMonaghan : @barneyfarmer I can’t ignore it; am giving voice to destitute, pls view/share
http://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/relative-povertywww.crowdfunder.co.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 10:43
Sorry folks, but the big thing that 2016 is leading up to, is…
- This shit is going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better.
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 20:57
In reply to: @zannawharfe @zannawharfe maybe this will help :)
http://qz.com/607180/why-are-perfume-commercials-so-incredibly-awful/qz.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 21:12
In reply to: @zannawharfe @zannawharfe I still can’t watch one without thinking of this Boddingtons ad, which is 20 yrs old, & a parody then!
https://youtu.be/v2C-5qjbfYwyoutu.be ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 21:35
Right, so not updating your CV means you shouldn’t get taxpayers money? Time to check your MP’s LinkedIn profile…
https://www.linkedin.com/in/stephen-crabb-49190080www.linkedin.com /twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/richtmusic/status/810960987037777921 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday December 21, 2016 - 06:37
In reply to: @sacca @sacca yeah, but was it like “The left are crazy people” or “The left might have a point” sort of out loud?
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Thursday December 22, 2016 - 07:53
Hey, @SmartMoneyPPL I get what you’re trying to do in your sign up, but I feel there’s lots of people not represented here.
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Thursday December 22, 2016 - 10:21
In reply to: @richard_littler @richard_littler yeah, thanks for that. Your HTTPS is fine, but my productivity is waaaaay down. Sucked down the rabbit hole of Charlie Barn
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Thursday December 22, 2016 - 10:25
In reply to: @codepo8 @codepo8 @hopefulcyborg Yeah, Peach goes semi-feral, fighting her way through levels to exact revenge on Bowser. (She’s already over Mario)
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Friday December 23, 2016 - 06:27
RT @edyong209 : Here’s why President Trump can’t just reverse Obama’s Arctic-drilling ban
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/12/can-trump-reverse-obamas-arctic-drilling-ban/511376/?utm_source=twbwww.theatlantic.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday December 23, 2016 - 06:34
@charliejane the Blackadder cinematic universe; the Little House on the Prairie cinematic universe; the Metropolis cinematic universe…
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Friday December 23, 2016 - 06:44
In reply to: @stubbornella @stubbornella in international hotels it’s very often the only ‘safe’ sausage on religious / cultural grounds. AFAIK
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Friday December 23, 2016 - 12:05
People : Give us great stories, with subtle characters and amazing dialogue!
Cinema : Sprays water in face, runs off
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/shaundunne/status/812264105507692544 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday December 23, 2016 - 14:16
Any time I see a ’no slowdown in market despite brexit’ story, I scream “we haven’t brexited yet! Of course there’s no slowdown”. Fuck TV.
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Saturday December 24, 2016 - 23:36
RT @Britishgaming : Take me down to the Parallax City where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Sunday December 25, 2016 - 23:26
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t I’m concerned you’re eating the wrong part of the animal..
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Sunday December 25, 2016 - 23:31
Okay, I take it back about 2016 just being a warm up for 2017. On Christmas day, too.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/813156827051524096 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday December 25, 2016 - 23:32
In reply to: @4m3thy5t @4m3thy5t suspicions confirmed.
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Wednesday December 28, 2016 - 23:22
In reply to: @ThatEricAlper @ThatEricAlper dancing baby; ALF; video rental shops; Cassingles; “micros”; launch of channel 4; public information films; orange smarties.
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Thursday December 29, 2016 - 00:01
RT @twitter : Introducing live 360 video on Twitter and Periscope! 👀 🔄
https://blog.twitter.com/2016/check-out-live-360-video-on-twitterblog.twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
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Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:03
RT @ruskin147 : This tweet has not gone well for @SouthernRailUK #understatementoftheyear
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/SouthernRailUK/status/782827298642857984 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:21
RT @richard_littler : Government #Brexit strategy #1. And the end of satire.
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Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:35
Antique fairs are not what they used to be. Pair of sexy undies dispensers 50% used. Will throw in Wendy house play villa.
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Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:36
In reply to: @codepo8 @codepo8 Surely it should be C?
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Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:38
@DoIlum fuxit
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Monday October 3, 2016 - 17:44
In reply to: @paulmasonnews @paulmasonnews @juter @TechnoTim2011 the Rutland Straandbeest
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Tuesday October 4, 2016 - 00:02
RT @monzo : We’ve got big plans to spread the Monzo word this autumn. Want to help us do it? We’re hiring marketers… 🚀
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 06:43
Hahahaha, because nothing says indulgence like regular bowel movements. Proceed with caution in bath…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/KelloggsUK/status/779280468659154944 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 17:16
Flippin’ awesome. Can’t wait to see them for real!
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/TechCityUK/status/783689427818278912 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 17:19
In reply to: @dancharvey @dancharvey that really isn’t communism. It’s just a more extreme version of capitalism.
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 17:51
In reply to: @dancharvey @dancharvey aaah, a bad case of po face from me. :)
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 21:51
In reply to: @Peston @Peston I’m indigenous, and there’s nothing I consider leftwards about her social policy. Unless it’s through some kind of wormhole…
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:06
In many ways, the most depressing thing I’ve seen all day.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/jonsnowC4/status/783675231395348480 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:07
In reply to: @TechNation @TechCityUK @sageuk @ShaunDunne is our virtual head of reality innovation @studiozeroco
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:21
In reply to: @Peston @Peston surely only tv journalists use left v right these days… Oh wait… Try reading
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_spectrumen.m.wikipedia.org ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:30
@Samcoles that despite our variety and diversity, we have somehow become a nation lead by intolerance and bigotry
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:32
In reply to: @toychicken @Samcoles oh, and not forgetting the massive inequality.
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:48
In reply to: @immolations @immolations @DoIlum don’t worry, it won’t last long. If the Americans do anything well, it’s taking stuff the Brits do and turn it up to 11
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:53
Trump gets in, but I think it’s just a Ubuntu box set rules. I think we should go for it was just travel sick of the party swinging further.
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 23:21
Trying markov chains, but I think it’s going to get to sleep in the car? Is there someone who has been treating me like a good reason to be.
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Thursday October 6, 2016 - 10:49
RT @MayaGoodfellow : This @MichaelRosenYes piece on fascism seems particularly appropriate for #NationalPoetryDay
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Thursday October 6, 2016 - 14:11
ARE YOU FREAKIN’ KIDDING ME @TeamKano ?!?! If this is good enough for NILE RODGERS, it’s good enough for me!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/alexklein/creative-computing-for-allwww.kickstarter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 6, 2016 - 16:39
@juter Fuck it, this is one conversation where Godwin’s law can’t apply, right?
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Thursday October 6, 2016 - 16:40
@atom_bank did you get rid of the balls?
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Thursday October 6, 2016 - 16:41
@DoIlum then realising your boss follows you on Twitter…
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Friday October 7, 2016 - 07:38
Noooooo… Only just found rethinkdb, was looking forward to using it in anger
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/tomdale/status/784176323535237120 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday October 7, 2016 - 07:46
What should you do when a company you know and despise, buys tech you know they can’t possibly handle?
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Friday October 7, 2016 - 16:10
In reply to: @nacht @nacht oh boy… Well, we might as well go all in on the post-fact / post-expert society.
I can’t even make jokes. We’re post-irony.
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Friday October 7, 2016 - 17:16
@DoIlum I think you know.
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Friday October 7, 2016 - 22:48
I love this. We’re living in post-ironic times folks. For more information please re-read.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/Scarfolk/status/784415542467817472 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday October 9, 2016 - 19:02
In reply to: @CreativeReview @CreativeReview you’re obsessed with their carpets. I for one will never, ever go in a wetherspoons again after the referendum.
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Sunday October 9, 2016 - 19:11
RT @SusanSchorn : People saying “pussy grab” is just banter are probably the same who sent me threats after I wrote this for @Jezebel : https…
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Sunday October 9, 2016 - 22:36
@DoIlum about 15. He said it was earlier, but he was prone to exaggeration.
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Sunday October 9, 2016 - 22:43
If it comes to this again, & I fear it’s looking likely, a fight in the streets to save our souls, I hope we’re all ready, able and willing.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/785052174560530432 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday October 9, 2016 - 22:56
@DoIlum don’t worry, they don’t even exist…
http://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/the_myth_of_the_alpha_malegreatergood.berkeley.edu ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday October 9, 2016 - 22:58
RT @Reverend_Scott : GOD: They scared enough?
ANGEL: Not yet
GOD: You got Trump running?
ANGEL: Yup
GOD: Hurricane?
ANGEL: Yup
GOD: Ok…
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Sunday October 9, 2016 - 23:10
@DoIlum nah just flick their backsides with a rolled up towel, and have a loud conversation about how good bbc4 was last night…
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Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 07:34
RT @studiozeroco : Perfect little guide for those starting or wanting to improve their Lean product development!
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/nataliehollier/status/785279213330898946 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 08:05
What the actual… @SpotifyUK just put Joe Dolce, Chas’n’Dave and the Firm in my discover weekly playlist… Cancelling… Wait… 😗 🎶
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Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 18:28
If anyone, ever, was concerned about the concept of personal privacy it should be now when we have neo-fascist gov in UK and imminent in US.
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Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 18:30
@DoIlum brave talk now they’ve taken the cuffs off…
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Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 18:47
Thanks to @alicebartlett for a great talk today. Think me and @ros_vaughan will be plotting a small uprising…
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Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 23:15
RT @iamdevloper : - perfect code
- actually happy with the design
3 active users in 6 months.
Side projects.
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Wednesday October 12, 2016 - 06:33
Sigh. Yet I still use their services…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/786016131396042753 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 13, 2016 - 13:56
@juter the sad thing is I would certainly lose contact with a bunch of people (inc some ‘close’ family) that won’t use anything else :(
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Thursday October 13, 2016 - 15:25
@juter we’re not THAT close…
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Thursday October 13, 2016 - 15:50
Heard this on the Luke Cage soundtrack (which is awesome). Am just finding @Jidenna
https://open.spotify.com/track/25gSVIBOWeUqXG8DnzpCCsopen.spotify.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 13, 2016 - 15:52
In reply to: @barneyfarmer @barneyfarmer they run out of time for serious questions after the solid hour of weeping-with-laughter.
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Saturday October 15, 2016 - 08:25
@ShaunDunne @TimBisley88 there are some things where the Vegas rule does not apply. This may be one…
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Saturday October 15, 2016 - 08:33
@DoIlum that’s not a comedy sketch, that’s what normal couples do, right? Right?
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Saturday October 15, 2016 - 09:02
@DoIlum many couples just develop shorthand phrases as a meta description of a longer argument. “Onions!” or “Whitby!”.
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Tuesday October 18, 2016 - 06:35
STOP
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/AmeliaHammy/status/734048661970292736 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday October 18, 2016 - 06:46
RT @outlawyachtclub : 29.10 @DjMarkoAfro takes you on a bad trip to the Outlaws House Of Hell…
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Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 07:27
Aah, the season of passengers being scalded alive by the heating on @GNRailUK begins. As my left leg burns, my mind wanders to years gone by
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Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 07:47
@Samcoles @Telegraph #biscuitMeansBiscuit
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Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 08:15
RT @rauschma : I know a few people who will be very happy about this. The latest v6 gives you all of ES6 (except modules).
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Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 08:17
@barneyfarmer groan, lol. @asjmorris awesome.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/barneyfarmer/status/788443051928723456 ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 20:54
@Samcoles we just used to do ‘Jimmy Hill’ same context, but use of visual embodiment to emphasise.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=jimmy+hill+chin&oq=Jimmy+Hill&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0j5j0.3733j0j4&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8www.google.co.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 20:57
@ShaunDunne oooooooh…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/atarova/status/788756898837360640 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 21:00
RT @timminchin : News: #GroundhogDay has been nominated for the @BBCRadio2 Audience Award for Best Musical 2016! #ESTheatreAwards
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Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 21:09
In reply to: @richard_littler @richard_littler also, snow to Iceland, sand to the Sahara, and racism to the U.S… Oh wait…
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Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 21:24
In reply to: @richard_littler @richard_littler it’s more grounded in a Lovecraftian / Lynchian world. @Scarfolk is more like a toned-down post-Cameron Tory fever dream.
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Thursday October 20, 2016 - 09:41
In reply to: @verge @verge and boy is it ugly…
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Thursday October 20, 2016 - 09:44
RT @barneyfarmer : They are and we are.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/PaulbernalUK/status/788819667905351686 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 20, 2016 - 23:49
RT @kpyke : ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
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Friday October 21, 2016 - 12:49
RT @jpublik : The Sun sense the national mood so well they’re going after a national treasure on the day its highest paid journalist is goin…
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Friday October 21, 2016 - 12:59
@juter one of the best talks I’ve ever seen about using useless simple models to describe complexity.
https://vimeo.com/album/3953264/video/165995027vimeo.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Saturday October 22, 2016 - 09:14
@sovietvisuals @DoIlum @mattpovey
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/789662565936824320 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Saturday October 22, 2016 - 13:21
@DoIlum model as in miniature, or model as in ideal? Either way, cooooooool!
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Sunday October 23, 2016 - 09:03
In reply to: @SamGyimah @PinkNews is this a joke? After filibustering out the pardon @SamGyimah is now proud to pardon? Disgusting behaviour.
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Monday October 24, 2016 - 22:58
Check out this face generated by Nightmare Machine! #nightmaremachine via @nightmare_mit
http://nightmare.mit.edu/face/4979dbe00c2fe8cfe2a13baae0c9ae67nightmare.mit.edu ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday October 24, 2016 - 23:01
@DoIlum saw him do a talk (on Victorian art) at Ely Cathedral. He knows his stuff. If you can get past his voice…
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Monday October 24, 2016 - 23:04
I really like React + Redux, but boy does it seem to entail writing a lot of boilerplate…
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Tuesday October 25, 2016 - 07:26
Fogrise at Ely
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Tuesday October 25, 2016 - 12:46
@DoIlum @mattpovey it sure is, during the Feast, I’d guess.
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Wednesday October 26, 2016 - 22:42
Oh Microsoft… What have you done?
https://youtu.be/BzMLA8YIgG0youtu.be ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 27, 2016 - 06:42
RT @thenewcraftsmen : WE ARE HIRING! If you’re interested in joining The New Craftsmen team, we’re looking for 3… ht…
http://ift.tt/2dJKROlift.tt ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 27, 2016 - 16:08
@DoIlum Yeah but did she love him back? ;)
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Friday October 28, 2016 - 12:26
My first shop with @BloomandWild - very impressed, lovely shopping experience. Good work.
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Friday October 28, 2016 - 13:07
Ooooh, they added a touch strip on the keyboard… courageous! Meanwhile…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMLA8YIgG0www.youtube.com /twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/Apple/status/791739615765934080 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday October 28, 2016 - 13:17
RT @jonrohan : I need a TouchBar designer with 6 years experience, please DM for details
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Saturday October 29, 2016 - 00:17
RT @Shelter : Looking at what is affordable to a typical family earning the new National Living Wage in every area of the country:
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Saturday October 29, 2016 - 00:18
RT @idanielblake : “It’s a work of scalding and moving relevance” - Variety
I, Daniel Blake has now extended its release to even more cinema…
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Saturday October 29, 2016 - 18:47
@juter @bcrypt oh boy… This is why diversity within teams is so important, reduces the chances of this kind of idiocy.
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Monday October 31, 2016 - 09:44
RT @LASTEXITshirts : RT for the chance to WIN this NEW #DieHard inspired T-shirt before we officially release it this week.
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Monday October 31, 2016 - 10:36
@DoIlum @LeedsNews facepalm. You don’t create iconic architecture by making a tall boring building. It actually needs to be iconic. Sigh
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Monday October 31, 2016 - 10:38
In reply to: @PennyRed @PennyRed please rephrase the tweet in the form of a questionnaire so I can kid myself it’s anonymous… But yeah, I would.
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Monday October 31, 2016 - 11:29
@mattpovey @DoIlum @LeedsNews and will probably create some kind of adverse weather effect.
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Monday October 31, 2016 - 11:30
@DoIlum @mattpovey @LeedsNews the artist got so bored drawing the lower floors, they just stopped.
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Monday October 31, 2016 - 13:20
@mattpovey @DoIlum @LeedsNews don’t worry, they mean rooms for rich students… Oh wait…
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