#Nightmaremachine
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Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:03
RT @ruskin147twitter.com : This tweet has not gone well for @SouthernRailUKtwitter.com #understatementoftheyear
https://twitter.com/SouthernRailUK/status/782827298642857984twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:21
RT @richard_littlertwitter.com : Government #Brexit strategy #1. And the end of satire.
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Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:35
Antique fairs are not what they used to be. Pair of sexy undies dispensers 50% used. Will throw in Wendy house play villa.
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Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:36
In reply to: @codepo8twitter.com @codepo8twitter.com Surely it should be C?
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Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:38
@DoIlumtwitter.com fuxit
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Monday October 3, 2016 - 17:44
In reply to: @paulmasonnewstwitter.com @paulmasonnewstwitter.com @jutertwitter.com @TechnoTim2011twitter.com the Rutland Straandbeest
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Tuesday October 4, 2016 - 00:02
RT @monzotwitter.com : We’ve got big plans to spread the Monzo word this autumn. Want to help us do it? We’re hiring marketers… 🚀
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 06:43
Hahahaha, because nothing says indulgence like regular bowel movements. Proceed with caution in bath…
https://twitter.com/KelloggsUK/status/779280468659154944twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 17:16
Flippin’ awesome. Can’t wait to see them for real!
https://twitter.com/TechCityUK/status/783689427818278912twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 17:19
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com that really isn’t communism. It’s just a more extreme version of capitalism.
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 17:51
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com aaah, a bad case of po face from me. :)
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 21:51
In reply to: @Pestontwitter.com @Pestontwitter.com I’m indigenous, and there’s nothing I consider leftwards about her social policy. Unless it’s through some kind of wormhole…
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:06
In many ways, the most depressing thing I’ve seen all day.
https://twitter.com/jonsnowC4/status/783675231395348480twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:07
In reply to: @TechNationtwitter.com @TechCityUKtwitter.com @sageuktwitter.com @ShaunDunnetwitter.com is our virtual head of reality innovation @studiozerocotwitter.com
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:21
In reply to: @Pestontwitter.com @Pestontwitter.com surely only tv journalists use left v right these days… Oh wait… Try reading
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_spectrumen.m.wikipedia.org ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:30
@Samcolestwitter.com that despite our variety and diversity, we have somehow become a nation lead by intolerance and bigotry
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:32
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @Samcolestwitter.com oh, and not forgetting the massive inequality.
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:48
In reply to: @immolationstwitter.com @immolationstwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com don’t worry, it won’t last long. If the Americans do anything well, it’s taking stuff the Brits do and turn it up to 11
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:53
Trump gets in, but I think it’s just a Ubuntu box set rules. I think we should go for it was just travel sick of the party swinging further.
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Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 23:21
Trying markov chains, but I think it’s going to get to sleep in the car? Is there someone who has been treating me like a good reason to be.
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Thursday October 6, 2016 - 10:49
RT @MayaGoodfellowtwitter.com : This @MichaelRosenYestwitter.com piece on fascism seems particularly appropriate for #NationalPoetryDay
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Thursday October 6, 2016 - 14:11
ARE YOU FREAKIN’ KIDDING ME @TeamKanotwitter.com ?!?! If this is good enough for NILE RODGERS, it’s good enough for me!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/alexklein/creative-computing-for-allwww.kickstarter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 6, 2016 - 16:39
@jutertwitter.com Fuck it, this is one conversation where Godwin’s law can’t apply, right?
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Thursday October 6, 2016 - 16:40
@atom_banktwitter.com did you get rid of the balls?
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Thursday October 6, 2016 - 16:41
@DoIlumtwitter.com then realising your boss follows you on Twitter…
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Friday October 7, 2016 - 07:38
Noooooo… Only just found rethinkdb, was looking forward to using it in anger
https://twitter.com/tomdale/status/784176323535237120twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday October 7, 2016 - 07:46
What should you do when a company you know and despise, buys tech you know they can’t possibly handle?
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Friday October 7, 2016 - 16:10
In reply to: @nachttwitter.com @nachttwitter.com oh boy… Well, we might as well go all in on the post-fact / post-expert society.
I can’t even make jokes. We’re post-irony.
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Friday October 7, 2016 - 17:16
@DoIlumtwitter.com I think you know.
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Friday October 7, 2016 - 22:48
I love this. We’re living in post-ironic times folks. For more information please re-read.
https://twitter.com/Scarfolk/status/784415542467817472twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday October 9, 2016 - 19:02
In reply to: @CreativeReviewtwitter.com @CreativeReviewtwitter.com you’re obsessed with their carpets. I for one will never, ever go in a wetherspoons again after the referendum.
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Sunday October 9, 2016 - 19:11
RT @SusanSchorntwitter.com : People saying “pussy grab” is just banter are probably the same who sent me threats after I wrote this for @Jezebeltwitter.com : https…
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Sunday October 9, 2016 - 22:36
@DoIlumtwitter.com about 15. He said it was earlier, but he was prone to exaggeration.
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Sunday October 9, 2016 - 22:43
If it comes to this again, & I fear it’s looking likely, a fight in the streets to save our souls, I hope we’re all ready, able and willing.
https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/785052174560530432twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday October 9, 2016 - 22:56
@DoIlumtwitter.com don’t worry, they don’t even exist…
http://greatergood.berkeley.edu/article/item/the_myth_of_the_alpha_malegreatergood.berkeley.edu ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday October 9, 2016 - 22:58
RT @Reverend_Scotttwitter.com : GOD: They scared enough?
ANGEL: Not yet
GOD: You got Trump running?
ANGEL: Yup
GOD: Hurricane?
ANGEL: Yup
GOD: Ok…
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Sunday October 9, 2016 - 23:10
@DoIlumtwitter.com nah just flick their backsides with a rolled up towel, and have a loud conversation about how good bbc4 was last night…
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Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 07:34
RT @studiozerocotwitter.com : Perfect little guide for those starting or wanting to improve their Lean product development!
https://twitter.com/nataliehollier/status/785279213330898946twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 08:05
What the actual… @SpotifyUKtwitter.com just put Joe Dolce, Chas’n’Dave and the Firm in my discover weekly playlist… Cancelling… Wait… 😗 🎶
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Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 18:28
If anyone, ever, was concerned about the concept of personal privacy it should be now when we have neo-fascist gov in UK and imminent in US.
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Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 18:30
@DoIlumtwitter.com brave talk now they’ve taken the cuffs off…
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Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 18:47
Thanks to @alicebartletttwitter.com for a great talk today. Think me and @ros_vaughantwitter.com will be plotting a small uprising…
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Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 23:15
RT @iamdevlopertwitter.com : - perfect code
- actually happy with the design
3 active users in 6 months.
Side projects.
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Wednesday October 12, 2016 - 06:33
Sigh. Yet I still use their services…
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/786016131396042753twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 13, 2016 - 13:56
@jutertwitter.com the sad thing is I would certainly lose contact with a bunch of people (inc some ‘close’ family) that won’t use anything else :(
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Thursday October 13, 2016 - 15:25
@jutertwitter.com we’re not THAT close…
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Thursday October 13, 2016 - 15:50
Heard this on the Luke Cage soundtrack (which is awesome). Am just finding @Jidennatwitter.com
https://open.spotify.com/track/25gSVIBOWeUqXG8DnzpCCsopen.spotify.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 13, 2016 - 15:52
In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com they run out of time for serious questions after the solid hour of weeping-with-laughter.
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Saturday October 15, 2016 - 08:25
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com @TimBisley88 there are some things where the Vegas rule does not apply. This may be one…
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Saturday October 15, 2016 - 08:33
@DoIlumtwitter.com that’s not a comedy sketch, that’s what normal couples do, right? Right?
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Saturday October 15, 2016 - 09:02
@DoIlumtwitter.com many couples just develop shorthand phrases as a meta description of a longer argument. “Onions!” or “Whitby!”.
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Tuesday October 18, 2016 - 06:35
STOP
https://twitter.com/AmeliaHammy/status/734048661970292736twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday October 18, 2016 - 06:46
RT @outlawyachtclubtwitter.com : 29.10 @DjMarkoAfrotwitter.com takes you on a bad trip to the Outlaws House Of Hell…
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Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 07:27
Aah, the season of passengers being scalded alive by the heating on @GNRailUKtwitter.com begins. As my left leg burns, my mind wanders to years gone by
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Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 07:47
@Samcolestwitter.com @Telegraphtwitter.com #biscuitMeansBiscuit
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Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 08:15
RT @rauschmatwitter.com : I know a few people who will be very happy about this. The latest v6 gives you all of ES6 (except modules).
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Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 08:17
@barneyfarmertwitter.com groan, lol. @asjmorristwitter.com awesome.
https://twitter.com/barneyfarmer/status/788443051928723456twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 20:54
@Samcolestwitter.com we just used to do ‘Jimmy Hill’ same context, but use of visual embodiment to emphasise.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=jimmy+hill+chin&oq=Jimmy+Hill&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0j5j0.3733j0j4&client=ms-android-google&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8www.google.co.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 20:57
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com oooooooh…
https://twitter.com/atarova/status/788756898837360640twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 21:00
RT @timminchintwitter.com : News: #GroundhogDay has been nominated for the @BBCRadio2twitter.com Audience Award for Best Musical 2016! #ESTheatreAwards
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Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 21:09
In reply to: @richard_littlertwitter.com @richard_littlertwitter.com also, snow to Iceland, sand to the Sahara, and racism to the U.S… Oh wait…
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Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 21:24
In reply to: @richard_littlertwitter.com @richard_littlertwitter.com it’s more grounded in a Lovecraftian / Lynchian world. @Scarfolktwitter.com is more like a toned-down post-Cameron Tory fever dream.
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Thursday October 20, 2016 - 09:41
In reply to: @vergetwitter.com @vergetwitter.com and boy is it ugly…
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Thursday October 20, 2016 - 09:44
RT @barneyfarmertwitter.com : They are and we are.
https://twitter.com/PaulbernalUK/status/788819667905351686twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 20, 2016 - 23:49
RT @kpyketwitter.com : ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
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Friday October 21, 2016 - 12:49
RT @jpubliktwitter.com : The Sun sense the national mood so well they’re going after a national treasure on the day its highest paid journalist is goin…
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Friday October 21, 2016 - 12:59
@jutertwitter.com one of the best talks I’ve ever seen about using useless simple models to describe complexity.
https://vimeo.com/album/3953264/video/165995027vimeo.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Saturday October 22, 2016 - 09:14
@sovietvisualstwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com @mattpoveytwitter.com
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/789662565936824320twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Saturday October 22, 2016 - 13:21
@DoIlumtwitter.com model as in miniature, or model as in ideal? Either way, cooooooool!
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Sunday October 23, 2016 - 09:03
In reply to: @SamGyimahtwitter.com @PinkNewstwitter.com is this a joke? After filibustering out the pardon @SamGyimahtwitter.com is now proud to pardon? Disgusting behaviour.
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Monday October 24, 2016 - 22:58
Check out this face generated by Nightmare Machine! #nightmaremachine via @nightmare_mittwitter.com
http://nightmare.mit.edu/face/4979dbe00c2fe8cfe2a13baae0c9ae67nightmare.mit.edu ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday October 24, 2016 - 23:01
@DoIlumtwitter.com saw him do a talk (on Victorian art) at Ely Cathedral. He knows his stuff. If you can get past his voice…
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Monday October 24, 2016 - 23:04
I really like React + Redux, but boy does it seem to entail writing a lot of boilerplate…
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Tuesday October 25, 2016 - 07:26
Fogrise at Ely
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Tuesday October 25, 2016 - 12:46
@DoIlumtwitter.com @mattpoveytwitter.com it sure is, during the Feast, I’d guess.
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Wednesday October 26, 2016 - 22:42
Oh Microsoft… What have you done?
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Thursday October 27, 2016 - 06:42
RT @thenewcraftsmentwitter.com : WE ARE HIRING! If you’re interested in joining The New Craftsmen team, we’re looking for 3… ht…
http://ift.tt/2dJKROlift.tt ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 27, 2016 - 16:08
@DoIlumtwitter.com Yeah but did she love him back? ;)
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Friday October 28, 2016 - 12:26
My first shop with @BloomandWildtwitter.com - very impressed, lovely shopping experience. Good work.
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Friday October 28, 2016 - 13:07
Ooooh, they added a touch strip on the keyboard… courageous! Meanwhile…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMLA8YIgG0www.youtube.com https://twitter.com/Apple/status/791739615765934080twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday October 28, 2016 - 13:17
RT @jonrohantwitter.com : I need a TouchBar designer with 6 years experience, please DM for details
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Saturday October 29, 2016 - 00:17
RT @Sheltertwitter.com : Looking at what is affordable to a typical family earning the new National Living Wage in every area of the country:
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Saturday October 29, 2016 - 00:18
RT @idanielblaketwitter.com : “It’s a work of scalding and moving relevance” - Variety
I, Daniel Blake has now extended its release to even more cinema…
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Saturday October 29, 2016 - 18:47
@jutertwitter.com @bcrypttwitter.com oh boy… This is why diversity within teams is so important, reduces the chances of this kind of idiocy.
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Monday October 31, 2016 - 09:44
RT @LASTEXITshirtstwitter.com : RT for the chance to WIN this NEW #DieHard inspired T-shirt before we officially release it this week.
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Monday October 31, 2016 - 10:36
@DoIlumtwitter.com @LeedsNewstwitter.com facepalm. You don’t create iconic architecture by making a tall boring building. It actually needs to be iconic. Sigh
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Monday October 31, 2016 - 10:38
In reply to: @PennyRedtwitter.com @PennyRedtwitter.com please rephrase the tweet in the form of a questionnaire so I can kid myself it’s anonymous… But yeah, I would.
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Monday October 31, 2016 - 11:29
@mattpoveytwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com @LeedsNewstwitter.com and will probably create some kind of adverse weather effect.
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Monday October 31, 2016 - 11:30
@DoIlumtwitter.com @mattpoveytwitter.com @LeedsNewstwitter.com the artist got so bored drawing the lower floors, they just stopped.
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Monday October 31, 2016 - 13:20
@mattpoveytwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com @LeedsNewstwitter.com don’t worry, they mean rooms for rich students… Oh wait…
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