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Thursday December 1, 2011 - 16:51
Dear anyone that may ever buy me a Christmas or Birthday gift. This will do for the REST OF MY LIFE #tetrashed
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Thursday December 1, 2011 - 22:17
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com absotively posolutely. #tetrashed instead of meeting rooms
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Thursday December 1, 2011 - 22:38
Phew, no need for iOS users to feel left out. CarrierIQ is installed. You too can have your every move tracked.
http://thenextweb.com/mobile/2011/12/01/google-doesn%E2%80%99t-include-carrier-iq%E2%80%99s-tracking-software-in-nexus-phones-so-why-does-apple/thenextweb.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday December 1, 2011 - 23:08
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com I think that means whenever Apple want to diagnose what you’re doing, they switch it on ;-)
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Friday December 2, 2011 - 21:57
TKmaxx sale. All the shit you would never buy for slightly less than you would normally never buy it for…
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Saturday December 3, 2011 - 00:37
RT @GeorgeMonbiottwitter.com : Today’s post: how Osborne intends to let landowners destroy our most treasured places.
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Saturday December 3, 2011 - 11:57
Yay - new experiment on ToyChicken. CSS transitions…
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Saturday December 3, 2011 - 14:25
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com Thinking I might try that using pusher.com…
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Sunday December 4, 2011 - 00:34
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com only if you include a yoda style try/catch that logs “there is no try”
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Sunday December 4, 2011 - 12:22
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com JawaScript: when you just rehash other peoples scripts…
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Monday December 5, 2011 - 18:46
Tonights classic album is: Bat out of hell. Meat loaf.
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Monday December 5, 2011 - 19:07
Anyone done / seen any research on performance of media queries? #css #lazyweb
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Monday December 5, 2011 - 20:26
In reply to: @jillisfabtwitter.com @jillisfabtwitter.com not sure. Usual suspects plus some undefined mobile stuff. Question is what perf overhead do media queries themselves have?
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Monday December 5, 2011 - 22:51
In reply to: @codepo8twitter.com @codepo8twitter.com now that is magic!
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Tuesday December 6, 2011 - 18:22
Bored man on train GSOH, seeks meme for fun, laughter and possibly more. Dogs welcome. #tweetLikeASmallAd
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Tuesday December 6, 2011 - 18:37
RT @joemccanntwitter.com : ZOMG yes. Create Mac Apps with HTML5 and Node.js (or bash or whatever)
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Tuesday December 6, 2011 - 21:35
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com @theultraplex Hungarian wars from 2004!
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Wednesday December 7, 2011 - 22:09
Just watched #blackMirror was a bit disappointed, mostly. Juvenile and didn’t really show any insight. Still more interesting than most tv.
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Wednesday December 7, 2011 - 22:48
What time is it? It’s colour time!
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Thursday December 8, 2011 - 06:34
Apparently its not sufficient to simply stare at the toaster and expect it to pop up. I’m required to put bread in first. #notQuiteAwakeYet
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Thursday December 8, 2011 - 07:44
OK, where do I find statistics for incidence of visual impairment in over 40s, particularly women, in the UK. #dontKnowWhereToStart #lazyweb
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Thursday December 8, 2011 - 18:32
@danholdertwitter.com - All your favorite logos in Comic Sans… Some work surprisingly well… you know you like a challenge…
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Thursday December 8, 2011 - 18:37
What PMs really mean RT @hovlevtwitter.com @ShaunDunnetwitter.com “running out of time to defrost these profiteroles… I’ll defrost them at 350c for 3 minutes”
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Thursday December 8, 2011 - 20:28
@videonastytwitter.com so far so good for Clare. #masterchef just the cooking trial to go!
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Thursday December 8, 2011 - 21:00
@videonastytwitter.com Aagh! What an outcome! #masterchef
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Thursday December 8, 2011 - 22:34
@videonastytwitter.com no they both did so well, they both went through to the final. #masterchef
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Thursday December 8, 2011 - 23:19
@videonastytwitter.com - you will like this - highrises… Give yourself some time to explore it, it’s lovely
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Friday December 9, 2011 - 07:03
RT @webdirectionstwitter.com : WTF Mobile Web is a list you don’t want your site to make it on
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Saturday December 10, 2011 - 10:24
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com @rowanlambtwitter.com how the hell have I not heard of before? #amazonStudios
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Saturday December 10, 2011 - 10:33
@videonastytwitter.com another highrise thing for you… this time a really bad idea…
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Sunday December 11, 2011 - 01:04
RT @brianlerouxtwitter.com : Microsoft, I’m impressed.
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Monday December 12, 2011 - 15:29
In reply to: @danholdertwitter.com @danholdertwitter.com didn’t know you knew the delights of Leeds… I pretty much grew up in basics…
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Tuesday December 13, 2011 - 07:03
just do it. #sopa
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Tuesday December 13, 2011 - 07:23
@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com the muppet chickens doing Cee-Lo Green’s “F**k You”, subversive and I like it
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Tuesday December 13, 2011 - 13:12
In reply to: @mattbeetwitter.com @mattbeetwitter.com DM me about work options with your email.
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Tuesday December 13, 2011 - 22:59
RT @ElyPeopletwitter.com : East Cambs District Council criticised for “poor consultation with local people” in #PortasReview:
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Wednesday December 14, 2011 - 07:29
RT @codepo8twitter.com : Hot damn, @popcaptwitter.com - good job on the HTML5 bejeweled:
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Wednesday December 14, 2011 - 07:30
RT @rdfrstwitter.com : Brains of tiny spiders fill their body cavities and legs, Smithsonian researchers discover Smithsonian Science - …
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Wednesday December 14, 2011 - 07:33
In reply to: @danholdertwitter.com @danholdertwitter.com get someone to clean your sparkplugs. It’s the best way to start the day.
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Wednesday December 14, 2011 - 07:36
In reply to: @doctorowtwitter.com @doctorowtwitter.com surely any mechanical man needs lubrication on the joints? I know I do!
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Wednesday December 14, 2011 - 20:41
In reply to: @danholdertwitter.com @danholdertwitter.com Elvis will be missed…
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Wednesday December 14, 2011 - 23:36
In reply to: @zacharyparadistwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com to be fair, the Portas review was specifically regarding the average high street. E-com wasn’t omitted, just out of scope!
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Thursday December 15, 2011 - 08:02
A lesson for content producers? RT @Glinnertwitter.com Wow. Louis CK’s cool move made him $500k (via @jeffjarvistwitter.com )
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Thursday December 15, 2011 - 09:43
In reply to: @danholdertwitter.com @danholdertwitter.com get to work you lazy melonfarmer… oh hang on… dammit.
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Thursday December 15, 2011 - 23:43
@lucykavtwitter.com RT @codepo8twitter.com Nyancat christmas bauble:
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Thursday December 15, 2011 - 23:50
In reply to: @paulcurleytwitter.com @paulcurleytwitter.com not as much as I expected… #notReallyScottish
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Thursday December 15, 2011 - 23:52
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com you were missed fella. Was expecting some bib & tucker, ferris bueller, t-shirt awesomeness. Happy Xmas.
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Friday December 16, 2011 - 08:44
404 prize not found. Raffle #fail.
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Friday December 16, 2011 - 08:44
404 prize not found. Raffle #fail
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Friday December 16, 2011 - 09:00
RT @timoreillytwitter.com : The folks who created the internet weigh in in on #SOPA/ #PIPA
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Friday December 16, 2011 - 09:45
White Christmas? Somewhere between snow and sleet in CB7. Sneet? #uksnow
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Friday December 16, 2011 - 10:42
In reply to: @paulcurleytwitter.com @paulcurleytwitter.com yeah but only got home at 0030. Bloody commuting…
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Friday December 16, 2011 - 10:52
@paulcurleytwitter.com @ryanand26twitter.com @hovlevtwitter.com @lucykavtwitter.com Grand do last night, thanks for entertaining me and @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com . Next year, more dancing!
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Friday December 16, 2011 - 13:22
RT @ElyPeopletwitter.com : High Street Post Box Flattened In Ely: The main post box in Ely’s High Street has been knocked to the ground, al… http: …
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Saturday December 17, 2011 - 15:59
I am not afraid of Cthulu because I know his dad’s phone number… #awesome
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Saturday December 17, 2011 - 19:34
In reply to: @PennyRedtwitter.com @PennyRedtwitter.com Perdido St Station, by China Mieville…
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Sunday December 18, 2011 - 12:07
Out of control cement buffer: heh…
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Sunday December 18, 2011 - 21:42
RT @lizardbilltwitter.com : “like getting a math book that says 2+2=5 on the cover” /via @Reddittwitter.com
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Sunday December 18, 2011 - 23:22
I sure do.RT @ShaunDunnetwitter.com I think a certain group of people might need to read this book - - @toychickentwitter.com would agree.
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Monday December 19, 2011 - 08:21
First time in 2 years I bought a ‘proper’ newspaper. Very little content, a lot of opinion, and mostly about telly. Internet, I choose you.
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Monday December 19, 2011 - 09:04
And lo, cats will lie with dogs, brimstone will rain from the skies, and I will agree with Jeremy Clarkson. It is indeed the end of days.
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Tuesday December 20, 2011 - 18:53
In reply to: @thomcowelltwitter.com @hairballopolis if you tweet everything you ‘fancy’ and repeat on #fb, I may have to unfollow, with extreme prejudice. Quiet day? ;-)
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Tuesday December 20, 2011 - 22:25
RT @stephenfrytwitter.com : Not that I’m complaining. Can’t bear that whole Grumpy strand in TV. Grumpy Old Men & Grumpy Christmas now. F off & lear …
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Tuesday December 20, 2011 - 22:30
@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com RT @steliosilenttwitter.com : Scrap metal thieves steal Barbara Hepworth sculpture from Dulwich Park
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Wednesday December 21, 2011 - 07:21
Why Mozilla should still be the closest to every web devs heart
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Wednesday December 21, 2011 - 07:22
RT @creativJStwitter.com : The internet is complete : WebGL Nyan Cat #creativejs
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Wednesday December 21, 2011 - 19:33
RT @EH_WrestParktwitter.com : For any budding historical writers out there- why not check this out: #StewartBinns #Meettheauthor
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Wednesday December 21, 2011 - 19:42
In reply to: @gd_patersontwitter.com @Kained am with you fella, am with you…
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Wednesday December 21, 2011 - 19:44
Should’ve been home by now… that last mulled wine is proving troublesome… *hic
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Wednesday December 21, 2011 - 23:17
In reply to: @zacharyparadistwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com I’m right with you on this one professor… now, if we could just convince the client…
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Thursday December 22, 2011 - 18:27
RT @secoiftwitter.com : Frank Zappa understood in 1983 what record companies are still struggling to grasp today via @devongovetttwitter.com
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Thursday December 22, 2011 - 18:29
In reply to: @jaffathecaketwitter.com @jaffathecaketwitter.com find a 24hr supermarket and go at 3am. It’s v. quiet, and the festive drunks make great entertainment. (Well, I try…)
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Thursday December 22, 2011 - 18:36
What is that on your cat’s face?! RT @jaffathecaketwitter.com . @phaetwitter.com knows my sense of humour too well
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Thursday December 22, 2011 - 18:38
RT @hookedinctwitter.com : RT @FuelOnlinetwitter.com : #Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you #Christmas
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Thursday December 22, 2011 - 18:43
In reply to: @hovlevtwitter.com @hovlevtwitter.com @paulcurleytwitter.com have you been listening to my phone calls? Get back to work…
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Thursday December 22, 2011 - 19:31
In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com frankly, no-one should use url shorteners or qr codes at all, because users cannot see the destination of the url before they click!
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Sunday December 25, 2011 - 00:38
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com yeah, that would be me!
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Sunday December 25, 2011 - 22:09
Merry Xmas to one and all, have a happy and healthy 2012.
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Monday December 26, 2011 - 09:27
RT @scenariogirltwitter.com : RTs of spoilt brats complaining about what they didn’t get! Quite appalling by @farttwitter.com
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Tuesday December 27, 2011 - 20:39
RT @TheoEsctwitter.com : Lansley sneaks in further part-privatization of #NHS in holiday news lull
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Tuesday December 27, 2011 - 23:42
I can’t help wondering if Jedward are the greatest art installation of the 21st century. Like a Gilbert & George / Tiswas mashup…
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Wednesday December 28, 2011 - 18:32
first thing ive liked on my new boxee box!
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Wednesday December 28, 2011 - 18:49
OOOOoooh new Ridley Scott sci-fi…
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Friday December 30, 2011 - 00:51
@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com is buying a load of 70’s rock on itunes… Rush, Deep Purple Zeppelin, and horror Van Halen… #outOfMyComfortZone
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Friday December 30, 2011 - 01:14
Am now buying a LOT of 80’s breakdance in retaliation. Afrika Bambaata, George Kranz, Sugarhill gang, and grandmaster flash… yay
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Friday December 30, 2011 - 10:33
Ooh boy 2012 is going to be a big year…
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Friday December 30, 2011 - 13:15
Just picked a price label off something from the shed… apparently spider egg sacs look just like price labels… eurgh!
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Friday December 30, 2011 - 13:19
In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com I think you mean an anti-macassar…
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Saturday December 31, 2011 - 20:03
Happy New Year… starting as I mean to go on…
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Saturday December 31, 2011 - 22:56
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com to be fair, we’d been soaking the fruit in gin for 3 years, so it was good and ready for drinking!
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Saturday December 31, 2011 - 23:01
@hovlevtwitter.com saw this and thought of you…
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