#FirstSevenLanguages
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Tuesday August 2, 2016 - 09:45
https://twitter.com/TechCityUK/status/760392341823815680twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday August 3, 2016 - 11:40
A lesson for Labour people in Tory strongholds, @HuwJonesLabour ;)
https://twitter.com/suey2y/status/760742353527275520twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
RT @Pestontwitter.com : Middle class southerners as responsible for Brexit as working class northerners. Brilliant by Zoe Williams
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@DoIlumtwitter.com donkey dick… No seriously, it was one episode in Spain…
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@DoIlumtwitter.com it was this one, in case it doesn’t come up.
https://youtu.be/lmd3KZ4subgyoutu.be ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
@GNRailUKtwitter.com 1744 KGX-ELY was only 8 coaches today. Is this a one-off, or the new normal?
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In reply to: @GNRailUKtwitter.com @GNRailUKtwitter.com yeah, it’s normally 12, with front 4 going on past Cambridge.
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Hey @BBCSporttwitter.com why aren’t we’re seeing any of teamGB gymnasts?
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Tuesday August 9, 2016 - 16:33
In reply to: @loosewomentwitter.com @loosewomentwitter.com just asked a banal sexist question on Twitter, which has me wondering, SHOULD DAYTIME TV BE ALLOWED NEAR THE INTERWEB?
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Tuesday August 9, 2016 - 18:01
I am @getmondotwitter.com getting some android goodness… Fingers crossed!
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Tuesday August 9, 2016 - 19:09
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @getmondotwitter.com WOOT am now in possession of my android-activated investor card. First payments made too. Loving this shade of pink…
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Tuesday August 9, 2016 - 23:42
In reply to: @aramithektwitter.com @thekarami @saccatwitter.com why aren’t other fluorescent orange people condemning his words!!!?
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Wednesday August 10, 2016 - 08:41
Okay @getmondotwitter.com I’m impressed. My notification arrived before I’d even been given my receipt for my coffee…
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Wednesday August 10, 2016 - 22:33
RT @BBCTastertwitter.com : Watch Artistic Gymnastics live now. In marvellous 360 VR! Rio2016
http://bbc.in/2biugl2bbc.in ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday August 11, 2016 - 22:54
@jutertwitter.com I hated that Sapient called project rooms ‘war rooms’. Then, one day I got to say, ‘gentlemen, there’s no fighting in the war room’
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Friday August 12, 2016 - 08:44
@getmondotwitter.com FINALLY give me my investor card and an Android app, then this happens. Coincidence? I don’t think so. ;)
https://twitter.com/madebymany/status/763998960969146372twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 1
Friday August 12, 2016 - 08:46
@jutertwitter.com “I didn’t fail, I was before my time”. That’s me all over.
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Friday August 12, 2016 - 08:49
In reply to: @nachttwitter.com @nachttwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com I prefer shabby chic. Means I can achieve old world glamour without being old. Or glamorous.
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Monday August 15, 2016 - 09:19
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BASIC (BBC & Commodore)
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Logo
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Lingo
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PHP
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MySQL
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HTML
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Javascript
Others attempted, interest wained.
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Monday August 15, 2016 - 09:22
In reply to: @Pestontwitter.com @Pestontwitter.com not for long! I expect that soon, only the rich will go to university in the first place. #savingGenerationsFromBurdenOfEducation
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Monday August 15, 2016 - 13:32
Hey @TfLtwitter.com I don’t have a home phone (only use mobile) - but can’t complete a change of details on Oyster without one. Suggestions? #UXfail
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Monday August 15, 2016 - 13:48
@TfLTravelAlerts The form at is badly labelled then, why not just say ‘phone’? Anyway, done now, thanks.
https://oyster.tfl.gov.uk/oyster/userProfile.dooyster.tfl.gov.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday August 15, 2016 - 15:42
In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Talk to them now. Most likely outcome is that they’ll simply not pay you for the missing week. References are limited…
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Monday August 15, 2016 - 15:43
In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com … to confirmation of work dates. Do you have another job to go to?
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Monday August 15, 2016 - 17:50
Suspecting that @twittertwitter.com ’s recruiting drive for devs just got a whole load more desperate… #FirstSevenLanguages
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Wednesday August 17, 2016 - 13:40
In reply to: @ian_livingstonetwitter.com @ian_livingstonetwitter.com I suspect that’s why my degree in Fine Art was a huge factor in my career as a developer.
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Wednesday August 17, 2016 - 13:51
In reply to: @VictoriaLIVEtwitter.com @VictoriaLIVEtwitter.com Gaaah! Who is this guy? Didn’t he see Byker Grove? How can northern voters trust him now? To think I might have voted for him.
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Thursday August 18, 2016 - 17:04
In reply to: @Gwyllmetwitter.com @wwarero @jackschofieldtwitter.com perfect illustration of why patents are bad for users and bad for business (unless you’re Apple).
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Saturday August 20, 2016 - 14:12
In reply to: @hulltimebasedtwitter.com @hulltimebasedtwitter.com @mikestubbstwitter.com awesome to see you back up. Many happy memories of helping out with ROot festivals :)
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Sunday August 21, 2016 - 12:23
@richard_littlertwitter.com @Scarfolktwitter.com - actual @nationaltrusttwitter.com board, at Angelsey Abbey
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Monday August 22, 2016 - 10:16
@DoIlumtwitter.com they’re importing it from space now. Apparently space stone literally falls out of thin air.
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Monday August 22, 2016 - 10:18
@DoIlumtwitter.com I keep telling them, push bigger bits down, we’ll find use for them. They keep muttering about mass extinction events or something.
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Tuesday August 23, 2016 - 07:50
RT @doctorowtwitter.com : Cthookie Monster tees #1yrago
http://boingboing.net/2015/08/24/cthookie-monster-tees.htmlboingboing.net ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday August 23, 2016 - 10:58
In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com @remtwitter.com take courage. It’s been this bad for decades, and many have avoided brainwashing. Don’t stop fighting for what’s right though.
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Tuesday August 23, 2016 - 11:02
Right. If someone could buy me this, I’ll be happy. Happy I tell ya…
https://www.betabrand.com/mens/shirts/cthulhu-print-bawaiian-shirt-mens.htmlwww.betabrand.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday August 23, 2016 - 11:08
@DoIlumtwitter.com think this might be a job for Mrs G.
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Tuesday August 23, 2016 - 12:26
In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com thank God. I thought I was the only one that could see that look in Giles eyes…
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Tuesday August 23, 2016 - 17:45
In reply to: @elonmusktwitter.com @ruskin147twitter.com oh God, let it be a day van / microbus. Or that @elonmusktwitter.com ’s heart is now powered by a tiny reactor. Would prefer campervan though
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Tuesday August 23, 2016 - 22:47
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @ruskin147twitter.com @elonmusktwitter.com new battery? Sigh. Next time…
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Tuesday August 23, 2016 - 23:02
@DoIlumtwitter.com ponce ;)
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Thursday August 25, 2016 - 09:42
@jutertwitter.com yeah, and they only want to hire permanent people in exchange for equity.
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Thursday August 25, 2016 - 09:47
Can’t help thinking I’m going to be seeing this picture in school history textbooks regarding the 2019-2027 war.
https://twitter.com/spectator/status/768711914033647616twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Friday August 26, 2016 - 07:00
Mondo just renamed to Monzo! #NewMondo
https://monzo.com/blog/2016/08/25/monzo/monzo.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday August 26, 2016 - 07:32
Doublespeak. Check.
Sinister picture of eye. Check.
Good work @AccentureDigiUK , Orwell would be proud…
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Friday August 26, 2016 - 07:44
In reply to: @zacharyparadistwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com @VisualCaptwitter.com sorry, but this is bs. Spurious assertion that life expectancy is corollary to expenditure. What other factors?!
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Friday August 26, 2016 - 15:02
In reply to: @zacharyparadistwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com @VisualCaptwitter.com US has wider poverty gap than other countries cited, and until recently little social healthcare. 1/2
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Friday August 26, 2016 - 15:03
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com @VisualCaptwitter.com … so like any unmaintained infrastructure, more money is needed now, in order to catch up.
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Friday August 26, 2016 - 15:04
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com @VisualCaptwitter.com Oh and perhaps quality of life / wellness might be better measures. Seems skewed to make social health look bad.
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Friday August 26, 2016 - 15:07
In reply to: @zacharyparadistwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com @VisualCaptwitter.com Ok - I get you, but the article seems to be saying ‘increasing expenditure has not done a good job’
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Friday August 26, 2016 - 15:31
RT @stopsatgreentwitter.com : Fun/fiendish web-based game.
https://rotopo.com/rotopo.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday August 26, 2016 - 17:04
If there is any chance of saving this… Petition: Save the Human Rights Act
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/125604petition.parliament.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday August 26, 2016 - 17:14
Train is standing room only, but I have seat. Man next to me has vacated his seat because I was reading pro-Corbyn article. Woah! #traingate
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Friday August 26, 2016 - 22:27
Ok, I finally got a promoted tweet that I clicked on. .. Good work Twitter.
https://twitter.com/houghton_ms/status/768472742224023556twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday August 26, 2016 - 22:50
RT @amaditalkstwitter.com : This is a situation ripe for hacking. Disruption. Prescription epinephrine and a 3D printed injector = not $400.
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Sunday August 28, 2016 - 11:03
Very excited, at the @CbeebiesBBCtwitter.com prom
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Sunday August 28, 2016 - 23:32
RT @cthulhu4americatwitter.com : Are you #ReadyForCthulhu?
https://cthulhuforamerica.com/swag/the-im-with-cthulhu-unisex-tank/cthulhuforamerica.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday August 28, 2016 - 23:35
@DoIlumtwitter.com @adventuresofrobtwitter.com don’t diss Cambridgeshire man, we take naming things seriously… Apart from Sandy. That was a slow day. RSPB Hq.
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Monday August 29, 2016 - 12:55
In reply to: @ibikebrightontwitter.com @ibikebrightontwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com @adventuresofrobtwitter.com oh yeah, wrong side of the tracks ;)
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Monday August 29, 2016 - 12:57
@DoIlumtwitter.com it’s not like cirque de soleil, where they have an adult version of the show… But it might have made it a bit more interesting ;)
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Monday August 29, 2016 - 15:26
@DoIlumtwitter.com oh god, no.
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Tuesday August 30, 2016 - 10:25
In reply to: @gxanthoptwitter.com @gxanthoptwitter.com @alicebonasiotwitter.com Imagine all the fun of zero-day exploits, but for your spleen!
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Tuesday August 30, 2016 - 14:36
Busy lunchtime today, making chiptune drones… - thanks @beepboxcotwitter.com
http://www.beepbox.co/#5s5kbl00e0ft8a7g0fj7i0r1w1210f0000d1011c0400h0000v0000o3210b014h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4h4g004h4h4h4h00004i8y8y8p212FDOe8hQzpDUAc1mKdbDlURJs7R04yCe8hK3oeIy0zj417oeYzqhM8r0QSkxI3i6My0www.beepbox.co ❤️ 1 | 🔃 1
Tuesday August 30, 2016 - 22:26
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com you forgot ‘so I don’t have to type with my nose’ - otherwise, good user story ;)
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Wednesday August 31, 2016 - 11:52
Happening to me now. Internal password reset advice is effectively.
“In order to reset password without contacting IT, please contact IT.”
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Wednesday August 31, 2016 - 11:55
@jxckhytwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com oh no! I didn’t realise he was encouraging oldies, northerners and women to vote for him, perhaps I’d better reconsider…
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Wednesday August 31, 2016 - 11:56
@jutertwitter.com then they join forces to take down movie remakes they don’t approve of.
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Wednesday August 31, 2016 - 11:59
I let my child swim in the #PrincessDiana memorial in Hyde Park. If only I knew then what I do now. (Nothing)
https://twitter.com/barneyfarmer/status/770921492221726720twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday August 31, 2016 - 12:20
@DoIlumtwitter.com yep, did the £25 route. Have cast mine already.
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Wednesday August 31, 2016 - 12:38
@DoIlumtwitter.com I think I’ve kept my cards pretty close to my chest. I think that ■■■■■■■■■■ is a great candidate, and fully support his policies.
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Wednesday August 31, 2016 - 18:01
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com you’d need a cron job for that ;)
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Wednesday August 31, 2016 - 18:05
RT @TechCrunchtwitter.com : Netflix confirms Stranger Things season two for 2017 by @etheringtontwitter.com
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Wednesday August 31, 2016 - 18:09
RT @Stilldeadmaggietwitter.com : BREAKING: We can confirm that Hell have signed Margaret Thatcher from Purgatory for an undisclosed fee. #DeadlineDay
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