December, 2017

31st December, 2017

Friday December 1, 2017 - 21:22

@SiTicknertwitter.com @jutertwitter.com We were promised that the internet would cut out the middle man. Instead it allowed big business to cream off more profits, and get consumers to provide the service / data / content. Time to throw some clogs in the looms folks…

Saturday December 2, 2017 - 23:51

RT @patio11twitter.com : Some people really benefit from hearing advice that everyone knows, for the same reason we keep schools open despite every sub…

Sunday December 3, 2017 - 10:21

Okay, this is the same UK government that thinks it’s a good and necessary idea for them to be given the back door keys to our strong crypto.

Now I see why.

Tuesday December 5, 2017 - 23:21

RT @peterdaoutwitter.com : THE RAGING HYPOCRISY OF MODERN REPUBLICANISM:

“Pro-life” but shrug at mass shootings.

“Anti-elites” but give tax cuts to th…

Wednesday December 6, 2017 - 07:47

RT @RealBobMortimertwitter.com : 💥💥💥ALL NEW VIC AND BOBS BIG NIGHT OUT💥💥💥

Dec 29th 9:00pm BBC2

#terrific

Wednesday December 6, 2017 - 07:52

@V3nnyGtwitter.com No, but sometimes you need user testing to prove to the boss that they’re bad ideas 😳

Wednesday December 6, 2017 - 07:57

@tweetsoutloudtwitter.com @NASAJPLtwitter.com Can we please have everyone in white suits arranged in size order please? Chris, no cheating using perspective please.

Wednesday December 6, 2017 - 08:01

RT @RadioBrentwitter.com : Because it seems like the original tweet is saying ‘content not available’ here it is again

Thursday December 7, 2017 - 10:05

@V3nnyGtwitter.com If it’s the boss’s idea, it can be hard to beat the HiPPO effect :)

Oh, and I ignore my doctors advice ALL the time. Being an expert doesn’t mean they’re right every time. Context, nuance, uncommunicated factors can all mean the expert is operating without best info.

Thursday December 7, 2017 - 10:06

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com And the “Stream of Caustic Soda” that fed into Meanwood beck.

Thursday December 7, 2017 - 19:09

I listened to 15,944 Minutes of music - of which only some was influenced by my daughter endless listening to the My Little Pony soundtrack…

Thursday December 7, 2017 - 19:33

RT @adam_chaltwitter.com : Bitcoin was supposed to demonstrate the power of a true free market. Instead it’s full of scams, rent-seekers, theft, useles…

Friday December 8, 2017 - 07:27

Jesus H Christmas.

Friday December 8, 2017 - 07:37

Nice work Microsoft. 👏🏼

Friday December 8, 2017 - 18:09

@logorrhoeatwitter.com @nathptwitter.com #thingsKenGoogles 😂

Friday December 8, 2017 - 23:23

Jack Black is on #GrahamNorton looking for all the world like the love child of Dom DeLuise and Burt Reynolds…

Friday December 8, 2017 - 23:55

RT @auradeluxetwitter.com : Whoa!

Sunday December 10, 2017 - 11:03

RT @JTomminstwitter.com : Just normal weather in normal texas four totally normal months apart

Monday December 11, 2017 - 18:32

RT @heavy_flamestwitter.com : This is incredibly satisfying

Monday December 11, 2017 - 18:41

@tomcoatestwitter.com It’s gonna be fine…

Monday December 11, 2017 - 19:22

RT @NHSMilliontwitter.com : Stephen Hawking is taking on Jeremy Hunt again, this time in court - please RT if he has your support

Monday December 11, 2017 - 22:56

@richard_littlertwitter.com But… The execrable dialogue!

Monday December 11, 2017 - 23:17

@dancharveytwitter.com “We should stop people buying into this ludicrous techno money bubble”, says protector of good old-fashioned money bubbles.

Tuesday December 12, 2017 - 19:27

RT @squidlarkintwitter.com : in modern capitalism, a business that merely brings in a steady profit is considered a failure, success is defined by cont…

Tuesday December 12, 2017 - 19:43

RT @stephenfrytwitter.com : This is an Internet emergency. Less than 48 hours left until the vote to kill #NetNeutrality. #BreakTheInternet to demand t…

Wednesday December 13, 2017 - 07:52

RT @IChotinertwitter.com : If you beat fascists in elections, it’s less likely you will eventually have to beat them in wars.

Wednesday December 13, 2017 - 18:34

@jutertwitter.com

Wednesday December 13, 2017 - 18:36

RT @Mikel_Jolletttwitter.com : Never forget,

After Roy Moore said gay people should be put in jail,

After he said the country was better off under sl…

Wednesday December 13, 2017 - 18:39

Dammit, history + current events + thread = something in my eye…

Wednesday December 13, 2017 - 18:45

@type__errortwitter.com @oliviacputwitter.com

This week alone:

• CSS flex rules

• Kubernetes admin for dummies (me)

• Redux factories

• REST API best practices

Wednesday December 13, 2017 - 19:00

RT @timberners_leetwitter.com : The @FCCtwitter.com ’s proposal to undermine #NetNeutrality would be a disaster for the internet, for consumers & for innovation. T…

Wednesday December 13, 2017 - 23:16

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Loving the idea of a ballet purge. Like the first things to go will be tu-tus and tights.

Oh except of course that it also sounds entirely plausible in Trump’s Alabama…

Wednesday December 13, 2017 - 23:20

RT @EH_WrestParktwitter.com : Like the look of this office? We are currently looking for a Senior Gardener, see here for the job details:

Wednesday December 13, 2017 - 23:24

@silentworkstwitter.com Best friend is a status, not a league table :)

Thursday December 14, 2017 - 07:36

@LASTEXITshirtstwitter.com , you seen this? I think you’d appreciate it :)

Thursday December 14, 2017 - 10:39

It’s the time of year that I remind myself to take it easy at the Christmas party.

If I don’t…

Thursday December 14, 2017 - 18:49

RT @richard_littlertwitter.com : Trump and friends really are an absolute fucking cancer, aren’t they? A full-blown, stage-4 malignancy. Double-chinned…

Thursday December 14, 2017 - 18:52

RT @harikunzrutwitter.com : I hope Ajit Pai enjoys spending his massive kickback.

Friday December 15, 2017 - 06:49

@jutertwitter.com My feeling is that almost everything should be lumped under UX. Development, design, engineering, graphics, marketing, copy writing, pricing etc etc. These are all things that affect the User’s experience. So much easier to understand this way…

🔥🔥🔥

Saturday December 16, 2017 - 10:12

@petetrainortwitter.com Read this last year, and it actually helped

Saturday December 16, 2017 - 22:11

@petetrainortwitter.com I’d assumed it was done by AI now anyway. It’s always felt like some kind of Busby Berkeley / David Lynchian Markov chain…

Saturday December 16, 2017 - 22:15

@type__errortwitter.com @HarveyNicholstwitter.com @fentybeautytwitter.com I reckon you could make it and back in your lunch hour…

🕛

Monday December 18, 2017 - 07:32

I hope he reads this thread and finds himself laughing until his woefully slow mobile connection finally downloads the picture of his own smug visage.

@barneyfarmertwitter.com

Thanks @mrdavidwhitleytwitter.com for this treat.

Monday December 18, 2017 - 07:43

@richard_littlertwitter.com And for your listening pleasure, if you don’t have the original vinyl…

Monday December 18, 2017 - 07:50

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com lolz

Tuesday December 19, 2017 - 22:23

@type__errortwitter.com I have lost an item, but fear I may need to call outside of these narrow hours. Could they do Tuesday at 12 pm?

Tuesday December 19, 2017 - 23:09

@type__errortwitter.com Calling is too specific. Perhaps I’ll just think longingly about my item.

Wednesday December 20, 2017 - 06:45

-2°c yesterday, 7°c today. What’s going on? Should I wear a waistcoat or not?!

Wednesday December 20, 2017 - 10:33

@jutertwitter.com I’m all about armless outerwear, so I may have to go for the gilet…

Wednesday December 20, 2017 - 10:38

@OscarWGruttwitter.com Wow - it’s almost like #cryptocurrency is some kind of pyramid scheme… thank goodness we all know it’s not. Right?

Wink wink ;)

Wednesday December 20, 2017 - 22:56

I actually want to read this…

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com

Wednesday December 20, 2017 - 23:02

RT @YolinaSotirovatwitter.com : I am so proud to have been part of the building and growth of this product. Amazing company building a customer first p…

Wednesday December 20, 2017 - 23:29

Ooooooookaaaaayyyy

So which dystopian zombie / post viral apocalypse springs to your mind on reading this headline?

Resident evil? The Stand? Walking dead? 💀💀💀

Wednesday December 20, 2017 - 23:34

RT @RealSexyCyborgtwitter.com : Oh I know a ton of tech ladies in the UK who would be ✨amazing✨for this!

Sunday December 24, 2017 - 09:15

RT @greydnlstwitter.com : Do me a favor, RT if you’re a Senior Engineer who gives a damn about mentoring juniors.

Sunday December 24, 2017 - 09:19

@barneyfarmertwitter.com Can’t remember the name, but a regular wash with ’egg and boulders’ should knock it on the head.

Sunday December 24, 2017 - 10:51

RT @browna_abtwitter.com : @theresa_maytwitter.com Rumours that the UK Government are considering bringing back the Iconic Avacado Bathroom Suite gradually phasin…

Sunday December 24, 2017 - 23:45

First of the angry Xmas tweets. I love ‘am.

Monday December 25, 2017 - 00:17

RT @alicegoldfusstwitter.com : To the junior engineers who follow me: NO, most senior engineers DO NOT consider you a burden or an inevitable fuck-up.…

Monday December 25, 2017 - 10:03

Good Winterval fellow humans. Today is the day I take the dog for a walk, pretend I’m one of a few survivors of an unknown apocalypse and choose which building in town I’d loot and/or fortify.

#itsQuietOutThere …

Tuesday December 26, 2017 - 23:58

Driving over to family today…

4yo: Mummy, I’ve drawn a picture on the window.

Mum: For the hundredth time. Don’t draw on the window!

4yo: …

Mum: Okay, what did you draw?

4yo: A broken heart with the face of a sad child.

Wednesday December 27, 2017 - 10:00

This thread. It has explained a lot about the US for me.

Thursday December 28, 2017 - 14:40

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com But Chambord makes champagne taste better!

Thursday December 28, 2017 - 14:41

@evjtwitter.com It’s the same claim that many national newspapers make. “It’s the Sun wot won it” being a case in point.