June, 2015

30th June, 2015

Monday June 1, 2015 - 07:24

RT @Mr_Mike_Clarketwitter.com : That awkward moment when the pattern on your clothes makes it look like a tiny man is riding you like a horse.

Monday June 1, 2015 - 07:30

RT @FTtwitter.com : Comment: Sepp Blatter is a genius because he realised westerners don’t matter any more

Monday June 1, 2015 - 07:50

Yep. If developers acted like this, we’d only ever build to-do list demos.

Monday June 1, 2015 - 12:02

Okay #lazyweb @html5doctortwitter.com why is there not an <error> tag in HTML? You know, for marking up errors. What’s the best way to markup an error?

Tuesday June 2, 2015 - 07:31

Actual Lol.

Tuesday June 2, 2015 - 07:32

Not normal of Frankie Boyle, but…

Tuesday June 2, 2015 - 08:06

RT @doctorowtwitter.com : Steve Albini declares copyright dead

Tuesday June 2, 2015 - 08:07

RT @Tatetwitter.com : What has your Father taught you? Why not say thank you with Tate membership this #FathersDay

Tuesday June 2, 2015 - 08:12

@am_sonitwitter.com you feeling okay? You know that cheese all comes in one giant lump, right?

Tuesday June 2, 2015 - 19:03

Aaaaah, mostly empty flight with @flybetwitter.com LCY-EDI, very nice. Now to take the serene tram into Edinburgh.

Wednesday June 3, 2015 - 22:02

Awesome journey home. Not. No trains or buses from Stansted, so had to get a cab to Cambridge. Joy.

Thursday June 4, 2015 - 13:09

@Limerick1914twitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com err, so all slaves were under 7 (on average)?

Thursday June 4, 2015 - 13:26

@QhaBhutitwitter.com thanks for sarcasm. Life span refers to how long someone lives, regardless of where they were born. Just trying to clarify quote.

Thursday June 4, 2015 - 13:27

@Limerick1914twitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com gotcha. Thanks.

Thursday June 4, 2015 - 13:34

@QhaBhutitwitter.com survival rate? Yeah, can see your point. Did look a bit smart-arsey. Apologies.

Friday June 5, 2015 - 07:25

I hate getting old. I find myself doing the same absent-minded shit that annoyed me about adults when I was a teenager. Today? Keys. Sigh

Friday June 5, 2015 - 07:35

Read Mr Nosey to my daughter last night. It’s a lesson on dealing with government snooping online. Give the NSA a sore nose! @doctorowtwitter.com

Friday June 5, 2015 - 07:56

RT @billttwitter.com : delightful evening @theflyingpigpubtwitter.com w music from Nick Barraclough. And a pint of Nelson’s.

Monday June 15, 2015 - 07:37

@atom_banktwitter.com cool, so we should expect Google wallet support too?

Monday June 15, 2015 - 14:24

Woah - the online banking for business at @HSBCUKBusiness is amongst the worse I’ve seen. You guys should call me!

Monday June 15, 2015 - 16:44

@jonnyvoid - don’t forget to link to the source, whilst still live @DoIlumtwitter.com @Mirror_Editortwitter.com -

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 06:59

Hackney fire: Looks like some troublesome tenants were standing in the way of development again. </cynicism>

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 07:30

@DoIlumtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com didn’t we submit one from the Ridge?

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 07:34

RT @stubbornellatwitter.com : Webstorm will run gulp tasks. Whoa!

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 07:56

@twittertwitter.com android app now has inbuilt browser. Finally able to open links, w/out the tiresome need to use the browser supplied on my OS. Sigh

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 07:57

I’ve been saying this for a while. Why aren’t people using them more?

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 08:02

RT @codinghorrortwitter.com : FACT: the average person is in direct contact with at least five ghost butts at any given time htt…

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 08:03

RT @elijahmanortwitter.com : The Art of Command Line: Master the command line, in one page + @ojoshetwitter.com

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 17:21

@arrest_bankerstwitter.com @DuncanStotttwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com - how do figures in other age groups vary? Is 25-34 significant? Where are figures from? Much apprec’d

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 17:22

RT @LukeWtwitter.com : Yes, you can do this for “Web apps”.

Google Photos is mobile-first responsive design & highly performant.

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 17:24

@DuncanStotttwitter.com @arrest_bankerstwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com - grand, thanks!

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 17:32

@DuncanStotttwitter.com @arrest_bankerstwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com - would proportion of landlords to renters affect likelihood of intolerance? Those figures missing.

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 19:14

@DoIlumtwitter.com @DuncanStotttwitter.com @arrest_bankerstwitter.com not necessarily, if number of landlords goes up equally.

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 19:16

@DoIlumtwitter.com @DuncanStotttwitter.com @arrest_bankerstwitter.com would be interested to know how this compares to places with more of a renting culture, like Paris.

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 19:20

@arrest_bankerstwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com @DuncanStotttwitter.com you mean like rent controls, that sort of thing?

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 19:21

@DoIlumtwitter.com @DuncanStotttwitter.com @arrest_bankerstwitter.com just mean it’s not just a straightforward correlation between number of renters to number of landlords

Tuesday June 16, 2015 - 19:22

@arrest_bankerstwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com @DuncanStotttwitter.com gotcha

Wednesday June 17, 2015 - 13:17

@atom_banktwitter.com only if my bank didn’t store a copy of my DNA, but a hash of the code that my DNA generated…

Thursday June 18, 2015 - 14:54

Wow, it’s my 6th twitterversary. Happy tweet day to me!

Friday June 19, 2015 - 07:28

RT @doctorowtwitter.com : London police’s secret “domestic extremist” list includes people who sketch protests #1yrago

Friday June 19, 2015 - 07:36

@DoIlumtwitter.com assume you don’t mean the Cornish pottery Troika? :)

Friday June 19, 2015 - 07:39

Censorship happens in ‘small’ ways as well as big, and is never good.

Friday June 19, 2015 - 07:46

Lovely warm day. So why on earth do @greaterangliatwitter.com have the heater on!? 0747 CBG-LST

Friday June 19, 2015 - 07:48

@greaterangliatwitter.com 61712

Friday June 19, 2015 - 07:49

RT @tinybabytwitter.com :

Friday June 19, 2015 - 07:50

RT @neiltysontwitter.com : If you’re good at BS’ing others, then all it means is that you rarely hang around people who are smarter than you.

Friday June 19, 2015 - 07:53

@DoIlumtwitter.com

Friday June 19, 2015 - 07:55

@DoIlumtwitter.com turns out someone was planning a sequel. :(

Friday June 19, 2015 - 07:59

@DoIlumtwitter.com ask Shelley on Facebook. @EnglishHeritagetwitter.com have lots of good books on esoteric bits of history around buildings.

Friday June 19, 2015 - 08:03

Waaaaaaaah!

Friday June 19, 2015 - 08:48

@DoIlumtwitter.com it’s colorized? Good grief.

Friday June 19, 2015 - 17:22

RT @CraigMcPheattwitter.com : I don’t read braille, but if this translates as the text I’d either be mighty amused or mighty pissed off.

Friday June 19, 2015 - 17:44

@mattpoveytwitter.com wow - you don’t seem to have aged! Bastard.

Friday June 19, 2015 - 17:56

@mattpoveytwitter.com Dammit, tried that, but it just seems to have made me fatter. It’s dangerous to stop now though, right?

Friday June 19, 2015 - 18:01

@mattpoveytwitter.com will increase the strength and see what happens :)

Saturday June 20, 2015 - 10:12

RT @Brutalism101twitter.com : Champions for Robin Hood Gardens are few and far between. Glad to hear Lord Rogers is one.

Monday June 22, 2015 - 12:06

@remtwitter.com er, isn’t it ‘role’?

Monday June 22, 2015 - 17:14

RT @heritagetruststwitter.com : Antiques Roadshow at Bolsover Castle on the 9th July @BBC_ARoadshowtwitter.com @EnglishHeritagetwitter.com

Tuesday June 23, 2015 - 07:36

RT @emokidslovemetwitter.com : Here’s a review on a cast iron skillet. It’s the best review of a skillet I have ever seen.

Tuesday June 23, 2015 - 07:47

It’s a grey day @greaterangliatwitter.com , but it’s not that cold. Can you turn the heaters off? 0747 CBG-LST, car 61718. It’s roasting in here.

Tuesday June 23, 2015 - 07:52

RT @LukeWtwitter.com : priority 1: utility

Tuesday June 23, 2015 - 08:41

@greaterangliatwitter.com much cooler now, thanks.

Tuesday June 23, 2015 - 18:14

RT @jackschofieldtwitter.com : 9-Year-Old Girl Spends Her Free Time Building Shelters for the Homeless, at @OddityCentraltwitter.com ~ http…

Tuesday June 23, 2015 - 18:38

@_ericelliotttwitter.com yep, works nicely on my nexus 6

Tuesday June 23, 2015 - 18:52

@DoIlumtwitter.com @mattpoveytwitter.com step 1, ask politely if they have a house style guide like that you can reference.

Tuesday June 23, 2015 - 19:09

@DoIlumtwitter.com @mattpoveytwitter.com you mean TBH right? All acronym’s are to be capitalised. ;)

Tuesday June 23, 2015 - 19:14

@DoIlumtwitter.com @mattpoveytwitter.com you should buy that person one of these t-shirts

Tuesday June 23, 2015 - 19:21

@DoIlumtwitter.com and perhaps this one for you…

Wednesday June 24, 2015 - 13:22

Never seen them in the same room, have you?

Shocking!

Thursday June 25, 2015 - 22:34

So @greaterangliatwitter.com , how much will we need to pay to park our bikes at ELY from July? :( @ElyCycletwitter.com

Friday June 26, 2015 - 06:58

RT @PunKandStufftwitter.com : “Home taping is killing record industry profits”

#DeadKennedys

Friday June 26, 2015 - 07:58

Just creeped out by three herons standing in a field staring at the train. Sure they were waiting for something. Maybe get the bus home…

Friday June 26, 2015 - 11:01

@greaterangliatwitter.com thanks ^KM :)

Monday June 29, 2015 - 18:05

RT @pipetentwitter.com : What goes “Pieces of seven. Pieces of seven.”?

A Parroty error. #oneliners #jokes #funny #joke