#WaitroseCookWell
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Monday October 1, 2018 - 18:51
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Looks a lot like the ones in Leeds, down by the armouries.
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Monday October 1, 2018 - 22:36
Woah! Those are some expensive balloons…
https://twitter.com/elystandard/status/1046782674050867200twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday October 2, 2018 - 12:32
RT @PeoplesMomentumtwitter.com : “The Government is not telling you the truth about Brexit” - @GeorgeMonbiottwitter.com
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Wednesday October 3, 2018 - 06:21
RT @doctorowtwitter.com : This is The Cave of the Lost Talisman, the first album from Kobold, a “dungeon-synth” act that composes 8- and 16-bit music s…
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Wednesday October 3, 2018 - 07:27
RT @noobdetwitter.com : Rare behind the scenes footage of the making of Mortal Kombat 3.
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Wednesday October 3, 2018 - 18:00
In reply to: @jctblogtwitter.com @jctblogtwitter.com @mattfromlondontwitter.com @peter_wattstwitter.com @londonsoctwitter.com A JayGee of bollards?
A halt of bollards?
An upstanding?
Maybe a root?
A thunk?
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Wednesday October 3, 2018 - 21:54
In reply to: @thetimmorgantwitter.com @thetimmorgantwitter.com @deskbeerstwitter.com @PaulFishtwitter.com Second best cafe in the whole of London! I used to have an office right over the top of it. A miracle I didn’t eat there every day… But you know, I had to stay with my family at weekends…
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Thursday October 4, 2018 - 19:12
What the actual? Awesome
https://twitter.com/cosmicshambles/status/1047875328121688069twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 4, 2018 - 19:13
In reply to: @cosmicshamblestwitter.com @cosmicshamblestwitter.com @robinincetwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com
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Thursday October 4, 2018 - 22:20
In reply to: @IL0VEthe80stwitter.com @IL0VEthe80stwitter.com Zooey Deschanel and Chris Pine?
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Friday October 5, 2018 - 09:12
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com I know, right!?! My favourite supporting character too, David Haig! Forget the boring bodyguard show…
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Friday October 5, 2018 - 13:34
RT @monstrosotwitter.com : this is insane…
https://twitter.com/ccfage/status/1048187178893922305twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday October 6, 2018 - 09:17
Love this.
https://twitter.com/dotski_w/status/1047936811002187777twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday October 6, 2018 - 09:24
What I like about this is the sense that pro-brexit nobs like the owner of ‘spoons, probably thought that leaving the EU would enable them to eviscerate workers rights… Not sure that’s working out for them.
https://twitter.com/LabLeftAlliance/status/1047755297744461824twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday October 6, 2018 - 10:01
@spacekookietwitter.com @FoodNetworktwitter.com It’s because they can’t deal with the EU’s ridiculous desire to protect our privacy. Lolz
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Saturday October 6, 2018 - 21:50
Hahaha haha hahaha ha whoooo hohoho. No seriously. Lol.
https://twitter.com/danfleyshman/status/1048401293713137665twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Saturday October 6, 2018 - 21:58
RT @githubtwitter.com : ❯ #JS13K Winner 2018 🏆
❯
❯ INITIATING…
❯ UNDERRUN
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❯ CONCEPT, GFX & PROGRAMMING
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Sunday October 7, 2018 - 11:08
RT @hodgmantwitter.com : I saw this today and was speechless. At first, because: Edward Gorey pastiche, a deeeep cut. And then because: it is devastati…
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Sunday October 7, 2018 - 16:51
RT @TheMERLtwitter.com : Ok, we found something amazing and we demand you to come on a journey with us:
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Sunday October 7, 2018 - 18:41
RT @exador23twitter.com : As the gavel went down on the Senate confirmation vote, an alarm started going off, and the Constitution began to shred itsel…
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Monday October 8, 2018 - 18:21
Adequate food AND the rights to rifle through rubbish? I, for one, welcome our benevolent overlords! Gor bless ya Gove nr.
https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1049004001159761921twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 10, 2018 - 14:40
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Wednesday October 10, 2018 - 14:40
Back in the Ukraine again!
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Thursday October 11, 2018 - 21:16
Karaoke in Ukraine? No problem… Oh wait…
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Thursday October 11, 2018 - 21:56
I might be biased, but I love Kharkiv!
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Thursday October 11, 2018 - 22:18
Yep. I know this feeling.
https://twitter.com/highfidelity420/status/1050487893511299078twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday October 12, 2018 - 18:30
In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com
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Friday October 12, 2018 - 19:07
https://twitter.com/GeneralAsian/status/1050779700946198529twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday October 12, 2018 - 19:11
RT @ChromiumDevtwitter.com : … and @Paul_Kinlantwitter.com is experimenting with video editor… ON THE WEB🕸
Check out the blog series 👉
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Friday October 12, 2018 - 19:33
RT @ElyCycletwitter.com : Ways to Increase ‘Active Travel’ -
http://elycycle.org.uk/2018/10/12/ways-to-increase-active-travel/elycycle.org.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday October 13, 2018 - 10:43
RT @PeoplesMomentumtwitter.com : #TommyRobinson : same shit, different asshole 🖕
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Saturday October 13, 2018 - 10:47
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com snakeSwallowedCamelCase__
or
Swift🐕Emoji🍺case🎁
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Sunday October 14, 2018 - 16:43
Curly wurly archaeologist, n00bz!
https://twitter.com/_Freakyclown_/status/1050820564095574017twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Monday October 15, 2018 - 07:57
In reply to: @richard_littlertwitter.com @richard_littlertwitter.com As far as I’m aware, the only celebrity that speaks Romansh is Sean Connery, when he’s wooing a lady.
No?
I’ll get my coat…
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Monday October 15, 2018 - 16:50
RT @Libya_Entwitter.com : The Americans not only come to your land and kill your people, they come 10 years later and produce a film that speaks and de…
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Tuesday October 16, 2018 - 10:36
RT @lionelbarbertwitter.com : Ouch - Letter of the day: Time for a revolution at the FT!
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Tuesday October 16, 2018 - 12:17
In reply to: @networkrailtwitter.com @networkrailtwitter.com @apeasbraintwitter.com Which online form?
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Tuesday October 16, 2018 - 12:22
In reply to: @networkrailtwitter.com @networkrailtwitter.com What a useless statistic.
How many people live within 1km? How many stations run services that connect frequently and directly to places people want to travel? How many have bus services, car and cycle parks? How many places have fast connections to cities that aren’t London?
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Tuesday October 16, 2018 - 14:21
A really solid breakdown of why Brexit fucks us now, regardless of whether you think sunlit uplands or armageddon awaits in the future. Is it too late to move to the Netherlands?
https://twitter.com/edwinhayward/status/1051411763680473090twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday October 16, 2018 - 21:31
RT @richard_littlertwitter.com : Film- and game-makers: Please find more unique ways for your action characters to land.
https://vimeo.com/41731718vimeo.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 17, 2018 - 06:46
In reply to: @ThreeUKtwitter.com @ThreeUKtwitter.com Good grief. Did Three have some crusty old ad exec come up with ’things the kids love?’
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Wednesday October 17, 2018 - 06:55
@GNRailUKtwitter.com sigh. Cancelled the 0642 ELY-KGX so train is uncomfortably overcrowded and hot. But as there’s not a delay, there’ll be no repay, right?
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Wednesday October 17, 2018 - 07:04
In reply to: @io9twitter.com @io9twitter.com Did we forget what Harrison did actually looked like when he was young? Asking for a friend…
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Wednesday October 17, 2018 - 07:09
RT @FioraAeternatwitter.com : holy balls. this is incredible
the vulnerability literally works like this:
me: “can i log in?”
server: “no. you need…
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Wednesday October 17, 2018 - 07:19
RT @Hantwitter.com : omg. mashup culture needs to make a return in 2019.
https://twitter.com/noah_charlick/status/1052010534860664833twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 17, 2018 - 08:01
I’m puzzled by those that excuse wholesale data harvesting by Facebook, by saying “that’s great, I don’t want to see ads for things I’m not interested in”
I don’t want to see adverts, ever. If I’m interested in something, I’ll do my own research, thanks. Ads don’t have any value.
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Thursday October 18, 2018 - 19:57
Okaaaaaay. Thanks internet, I’ll be keeping tight hold of my Shirikodama (little anus ball). No Kappa is gonna drown me!
https://twitter.com/Yokai_Parade/status/1052969495650807808twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 18, 2018 - 20:16
In reply to: @stevebwritertwitter.com @stevebwritertwitter.com @owtwitter.com @AccEasetwitter.com As someone with an essential tremor, I love devices with buttons. I can rest my fingers lightly on them, to ensure I’m in the right place. Typically I mentally rehearse the movement of the fingers just as I do it, before actually pressing. This is impossible with touch screens.
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Thursday October 18, 2018 - 20:22
Oooh, @Squaretwitter.com reinvented the terminal, and excluded blind people and folks, like me, with tremors.
But, you know, shiny new marketing!
https://twitter.com/Square/status/1053000331783622656twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday October 19, 2018 - 14:40
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Now announcing sir nick clog of Facebook. Lord high snake in the kingdom of snakes.
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Friday October 19, 2018 - 14:48
What!? Oh… Wait…
https://twitter.com/thormagnusson/status/1053267623214022656twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday October 20, 2018 - 09:06
In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com Theresa May: “he was like all up in their grill chatting shit about the prince and I was all like hey shoggers leave then alone they’re not worth it but he kept coming asking for some license but they said no let’s take him outside but they were all like take him out?so they did”
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Sunday October 21, 2018 - 14:07
Today I’m @LeedsArtGallerytwitter.com . This is “still life with fish and rogue banana” #artisuseful and beautiful. 🤔😜
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Sunday October 21, 2018 - 21:28
@jutertwitter.com @LeedsArtGallerytwitter.com 🤭
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Monday October 22, 2018 - 07:27
@BeanPhilosophertwitter.com - I eat pb&j every day, though not for every meal. I am supporting your mission! 🥜🍞🍓4 life!
Everyone else, you should read this thread.
https://twitter.com/BeanPhilosopher/status/1052011757307396096twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday October 22, 2018 - 07:29
In reply to: @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @HarrisonUXtwitter.com @neiltysontwitter.com You okay hun?
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Monday October 22, 2018 - 07:55
In reply to: @simongerman600twitter.com @simongerman600twitter.com @richardwcollinstwitter.com Now can we see the same but for wealth, rather than population?
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Monday October 22, 2018 - 18:06
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com I’d be really surprised if smartphone ownership was that high amongst teens, let alone iPhone. Seems very high. They’re expensive, and vast swathes of the US are on the poverty line.
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Monday October 22, 2018 - 18:12
In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com I prepose a new word. Preprosperous : The state of a country waiting dimly for gilded turds.
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Tuesday October 23, 2018 - 10:38
In reply to: @TechNationtwitter.com @TechNationtwitter.com This is really sketchy maths. Oxbridge is not a real place. No more than Parlin, Leedchester or Amsterberne. Autotrader (Manchester) is hardly a tech unicorn.
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Tuesday October 23, 2018 - 10:43
I love hearing Blairite liberals complaining that the Labour Party is too left-wing. Form another party, pretend you’re not tories, go for it. I remember Iraq, borked electoral reform and betrayal of students.
Labour Party still has a lot of work to do, but it’s getting there.
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Tuesday October 23, 2018 - 12:29
In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com I hear you, but my fear is, that if you try to find a more statesmanlike leadership, you end up with Blair again.
I’m not sure playing to the gallery of mainstream media is necessarily the way to win, because they don’t speak to the voters that Labour has disenfranchised.
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Tuesday October 23, 2018 - 13:47
RT @jayrayner1twitter.com : This is both a brilliant thing and necessary. It is also tragic for being necessary.
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Wednesday October 24, 2018 - 04:16
Brain: this would’ve been funny.
Me: shut up it’s 2am
Brain: oh wait, what about this?
Me: shut up it’s 3am
Brain: okay okay… But here’s three worrying things you can’t do anything about.
Me: JFC! IT’S 4am!
Brain: Brexit!
Brain: you should tweet this!
Me: Dammit. Fine!
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Wednesday October 24, 2018 - 07:22
Tories suggesting that the best option is state owned transport… 😜
https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1054806729798664194twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 24, 2018 - 16:58
#whatsForDinner? More microwave dinners for me until the kitchen is done. It’s like a bomb site right now.
For the rest of you, I can get you 50% off your first #waitroseCookWell box - check out show me some pics, so I can live through your cooking!
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Wednesday October 24, 2018 - 22:59
In reply to: @logogeektwitter.com @Logo_Geektwitter.com @FatFacetwitter.com I’m sorry. Did you say ’logo’? Does this count?
FATFACE
No, I’m not sure it does.
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Wednesday October 24, 2018 - 23:15
Did the atari 520 ST have a rainbow… I think it did…
https://twitter.com/isislovecruft/status/1031794845109477377twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 24, 2018 - 23:17
RT @isislovecrufttwitter.com : petition to bring back rainbows in computer logos
rt if u agree, fav if u agree
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Thursday October 25, 2018 - 07:24
Aside from the nazi propaganda, the unfettered data collection and dubious motivations of its bosses, one of the reasons I gave up on Facebook, was because I had no fucking clue what it was asking me to do.
https://twitter.com/dhof/status/1055273304628645888twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 25, 2018 - 17:33
RT @jonsnowC4twitter.com : Just how far will post-Brexit Britain and the City of Lindon stoop to secure Saudi, Kazakh, and Russian investment? https:/…
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Thursday October 25, 2018 - 18:52
I’m the same age as the hyperdrive, fetal alcohol syndrome and radial cleavage.
Seems appropriate…
Time Traveler by @MerriamWebstertwitter.com : See which words were first recorded in 1973
https://www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/1973www.merriam-webster.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 25, 2018 - 19:00
How did I not know this was a thing? I feel it’s my duty as a middle aged nerd to inform the world.
Consider this your first notification.
https://twitter.com/jeanmicheljarre/status/1055006705325694976twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday October 25, 2018 - 19:25
RT [ @britishlibrarytwitter.com ]( https://twitter.com/[@britishlibrary](https://twitter.com/@britishlibrary)twitter.com ) : Help shape the future of the world’s greatest library. The [ @britishlibrarytwitter.com ]( https://twitter.com/[@britishlibrary](https://twitter.com/@britishlibrary)twitter.com ) is recruiting four new board members and wou…
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Thursday October 25, 2018 - 22:18
In reply to: @iamdevlopertwitter.com @iamdevlopertwitter.com If they have good ideas, they are, by definition, not developers but product managers. Developers are the ones that do the typing.
Right?
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Thursday October 25, 2018 - 22:32
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com I spent the evening putting chips in my mouth…
No?
I’ll get my coat.
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Sunday October 28, 2018 - 20:19
In reply to: @ThatTimWalkertwitter.com @ThatTimWalkertwitter.com @David_Camerontwitter.com Gammon and Mammon.
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Sunday October 28, 2018 - 20:21
@gpjadeeggtwitter.com tell me this isn’t true!
😭🥚🥑
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1056570075472289792twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday October 30, 2018 - 22:34
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Tuesday October 30, 2018 - 23:20
@GreatDismaltwitter.com I’m pretty sure you’ve already seen this, but @openbionicstwitter.com has to be one of the best companies to follow on twitter. If it’s not this, it’s their own amazing products.
https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1056684890454921216twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 31, 2018 - 19:28
@MayorJPalmer Shame about the overspend, the delays, the scar on the landscape, the lack of cycling provision for Stuntney, but yeah, fantastic. I’m curious to see how this economic growth will happen.
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Wednesday October 31, 2018 - 19:57
It’s obviously easy to underestimate how fucked up US politics really is… Then this…
https://twitter.com/JoshHelfferich/status/1057720674649812992twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday October 31, 2018 - 22:57
In reply to: @monzotwitter.com [ @monzotwitter.com ]( https://twitter.com/[@monzo](https://twitter.com/@monzo)twitter.com ) @type__errortwitter.com Congratulations [ @monzotwitter.com ]( https://twitter.com/[@monzo](https://twitter.com/@monzo)twitter.com ) on your excellent hiring decision 😁
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@jutertwitter.com I’m totally up for this, if you are.
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RT @DanaVivianWhitetwitter.com : “Millennials” is used in the media to infantilize, discredit, and instill distrust of an educated, hard-working, low-e…
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@Emilybuckshottwitter.com My new game is about the only one I’d trust me to be a binge night and the warnings reappear. I think it’s a new fashion and you’ll make millions selling replica shirts.
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Thanks @GNRailUKtwitter.com it’s not like I had an important meeting today or anything.
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RT @HamillHimselftwitter.com : I’m Mark Hamill.
https://twitter.com/DamnKev_/status/1014223342235250690twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday July 4, 2018 - 06:30
Love this thread of geeks coming to help :)
https://twitter.com/GreatDismal/status/1014281113290747904twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday July 4, 2018 - 07:13
Hey, @GNRailUKtwitter.com please can you turn the heaters off on the 0715 ELY-KGX carriage 424113. It’s really far from cold!
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Wednesday July 4, 2018 - 07:47
RT @jeremycorbyntwitter.com : Labour is back as the political voice of the working class, in all its diversity, all across Britain. #UPC2018
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Wednesday July 4, 2018 - 08:23
Amazing. Instructions for emergency on my train say ‘push button, speak to driver’ now our driver is going to stop the train without speaking to us because ‘someone pulled the door alarm’ - confusing messaging here @GNRailUKtwitter.com
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Wednesday July 4, 2018 - 18:04
RT @RichardBurgontwitter.com : At #PMQs today every Conservative MP is wearing an “NHS 70” badge - to mark 70 years since they voted against its creati…
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Wednesday July 4, 2018 - 22:57
I don’t know a great deal about football, but from what I hear about their manager I hope #ENG win, because it would vindicate the kind of manager that Gareth Southgate appears to be.
Inspiration over fear
Team building over dictatorship
Kindness over machismo
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Actual lol 😂
https://twitter.com/histoftech/status/1014738079205199872twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
@GNRailUKtwitter.com #FixedIt for you:
⚠️ Timetable is being amended every 5 minutes
ℹ️ For unreliable info about ticket acceptance 👉
❓ Questions we want to answer 👉
🚆 Play timetable routlette 👉
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The threads on this are amazing. So many people failing to understand that freedom of speech / expression doesn’t mean immunity from the consequences.
https://twitter.com/brxpug/status/1014417257945018368twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @LASTEXITshirtstwitter.com @LASTEXITshirtstwitter.com It’s “Beach Bantha Bingo” - a star wars story!
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Lovers of devops, that aren’t minded to love AWS (and I’m looking at you too gcloud), this thread a thousand times over. @type__errortwitter.com @poshaughnessytwitter.com @lady_ada_kingtwitter.com @remtwitter.com @rmurpheytwitter.com
https://twitter.com/schneems/status/1014918906547490818twitter.com ❤️ 3 | 🔃 0
If I was the 70yr old that this was directed at, I’d be very worried he was about to bump me off for the inheritance.
https://twitter.com/Jeremy_Hunt/status/1014779761330147330twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
One of the small joys of being up at 530 each day to walk the dog, is that you can walk 10 paces without turning into a sweat beast.
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RT @Rainmaker1973twitter.com : Rhythmic gymnasts always perform so flawlessly, but stabilizing a video on the ball may help create an even more flawles…
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Of course he did. This is always his game plan. When the shit he stirs finally hits the fan, he’s always first under the umbrella of back benches. He should be banned from ever taking public office again. @OwenJones84twitter.com
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1016321872689008640twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Hey @monzotwitter.com - are the new joint accounts actually joint accounts - or more like shared pots? i.e. Owned jointly and severally by the account holders.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com My expectation is that Tories will do what they do best. Swallow integrity, stifle principles and just take it, in order to preserve the things they all hold dear. Money and power. But money above all.
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This is the problem with the Tories leading Brexit. Like so many twats, they have a dream, then upon waking keep fucking going on about it, despite not having a foggy clue what it means.
https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1016369417075200001twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Just to think, by the time he’s 20, he might be allowed to dress like it’s 1952.
https://twitter.com/LizzieITV/status/1016351355835944960twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Dear businesses that put FAQs on their sites. Please, please please, try actually putting questions that people ACTUALLY frequently ask on there, not just what you want to answer.
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Journalists are writing more and more clickbait. Could this mean the end of truth?!
https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1016453194988380161twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
RT @Benfogletwitter.com : And caught an endangered Tope shark. Twat.
https://twitter.com/nigel_farage/status/1015538568096374784twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
RT @ZachInglistwitter.com : I’ve got a friend who’s an absolute kick-ass front-ender. She’s looking for a remote job.
Anyone know of anything going? S…
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Wednesday July 11, 2018 - 18:32
In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @kashthefuturisttwitter.com @Fisher85Mtwitter.com @antgrassotwitter.com @EvanKirsteltwitter.com @ipfconline1twitter.com @Ronald_vanLoontwitter.com @andi_staubtwitter.com @JacBurns_Comext @MikeQuindazzitwitter.com @SpirosMargaristwitter.com @andy_lucernetwitter.com @TheIoThouseholdtwitter.com @gvalantwitter.com @Fede_Agugginitwitter.com @Droit_IA Isn’t the Da Vinci already in use by human operators now? Is this one computer operated?
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Wednesday July 11, 2018 - 20:04
In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @kashthefuturisttwitter.com @Fisher85Mtwitter.com @antgrassotwitter.com @EvanKirsteltwitter.com @ipfconline1twitter.com @Ronald_vanLoontwitter.com @andi_staubtwitter.com @JacBurns_Comext @MikeQuindazzitwitter.com @SpirosMargaristwitter.com @andy_lucernetwitter.com @TheIoThouseholdtwitter.com @gvalantwitter.com @Fede_Agugginitwitter.com @Droit_IA Nah, it’s the human operated version here. Stabilizers might be augmented by some computer controls, but this robot is already in use in medical practice AFAIK. I believe there’s even a telemedical version :)
No need to wait 5 years :)
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Wednesday July 11, 2018 - 22:26
Don’t worry #eng fans. Perhaps it’ll come home next year…
https://www.uefa.com/womensworldcup/news/newsid=2562862.htmlwww.uefa.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday July 12, 2018 - 06:28
In reply to: @ruskin147twitter.com @ruskin147twitter.com 5 bitcoin, 50 ethereum and 500 bitcoin per tweet
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Thursday July 12, 2018 - 06:33
RT @shekituptwitter.com : If voice is the future of computing what about those who cannot speak or hear? I used @TensorFlowtwitter.com .js to make @AmazonEcho resp…
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Thursday July 12, 2018 - 07:16
Morning @GNRailUKtwitter.com I know many of us are feeling gloomy after last night’s defeat, but can we turn the heaters off now pls? The tears have dried on their own and it’s roasting in here. (ELY-KGX 0715 car #424120)
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Hahahahahah ahahhahahahaha ahahahaha aha ahahah hahahahaha
Tories defending Trump, whilst toadying to May AND Brexiteers
But, seriously…
Aha ahahaha ahaha aha aha hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA
haha hahahaha
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..
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They make me sick
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In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com Sorry - the shred of decency was lost in field of wheat some years ago.
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In reply to: @AdaRoseCannontwitter.com @lady_ada_kingtwitter.com @codepo8twitter.com I didn’t care about Captain Marvel, but I just read she’s going to be played by Brie Larson - who was excellent in GLOW (and Mad Men) - so am now officially on board!
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THIS!
(Ignoring the fact that I just got a bit excited about the forthcoming Captain Marvel movie)
https://twitter.com/barneyfarmer/status/1017698048443650049twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
I dunno, judging by the picture, I’d say people are still not doing it right…
https://twitter.com/elystandard/status/1017723195422486528twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
@barneyfarmertwitter.com Turns out this is what Theresa was doing running through this field of wheat…
https://twitter.com/TheLastLeg/status/1017882628463226880twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
RT @jessphillipstwitter.com : Red tape like maternity rights, the right to go to tribunal, the sticky red tape of making sure our food isn’t pumped wit…
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Nah. Necrophilia seems more likely. He’s always happiest when digging up dirt on dead girls.
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In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com @guardiannewstwitter.com You on it? 😯
You okay?
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In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com @guardiannewstwitter.com Good to hear. Time for a stiff drink or six I suspect.
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Saturday July 14, 2018 - 14:54
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com ‘I’m a communist, and that means I believe individual actions are more powerful than the group’
Sheesh.
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Saturday July 14, 2018 - 22:05
@AngleseyAbbeyNTtwitter.com had an amazing day today. The volunteer at the mill waited specially for our kids to arrive, then let them ’turn the mill on’. Absolutely made their day, they can’t stop talking about it.
A beautiful day!
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RT @Kokomothegreattwitter.com : A-FUCKING-MAZING
Donald Trump, while on his golf course is serenaded with protestors’ chants of:
“No Trump. No KKK, N…
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RT @metalband_exetwitter.com : Filthy Gravë Worm
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RT @pandammoniumtwitter.com : Ely Museum at risk of closing unless thousands is raised | Ely Museum | #Ely #museum #fundraising
https://buff.ly/2mcTWFZbuff.ly ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
RT @openbionicstwitter.com : Good news! A generous donor would like to fund Hero Arms for children in the UK 🎉🎉🎉 so, if you’re a parent of a child with…
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RT @bobgallagher18twitter.com : Great respect to the president of Croatia: Not missed a match, travelled in economy class and is in the stands with the…
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Boogie nights. Keep Philip Seymour Hoffman.
https://twitter.com/CoryjTaylor/status/1018383575253520384twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Beginning to think that Trump supporters don’t really see any collusion with Russia, real or imagined, as much of a problem. In much the same way as they don’t care about the fascism, race hate, misogyny or child abuse.
They just see a King. They want to obey.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com It’s spelled spelled. Unless you meant the grain. ;)
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@jutertwitter.com I know, right?! ✌
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Wait, aren’t fashion parades a thing?
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Boringly, I think it’s just another name for ‘fashion show’ - the models are ‘parading’ for the buyers. These are definitely a thing.
That said, I reckon if you wanted to start a parade of fashion, you’d get a lot of support…
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RT @barneyfarmertwitter.com : Until this kind of corruption is mandatorily punished at the ballot box, with results overturned, candidates permanently…
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In reply to: @hownottodrawtwitter.com @hownottodrawtwitter.com It’s pronounced just as it’s written, but I live quite close to Forty Foot Dyke. Just wanted to throw that into the mix.
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What’s scarier is that the consequences of having cheated and been caught are little more than a slap on the wrist. No revisiting of outcomes; no recount; no recourse for victims.
https://twitter.com/peterjukes/status/1019141354310361089twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday July 18, 2018 - 22:25
RT @bphogantwitter.com : My timeline is starting to fill up with “Ugh REST is so yesterday. GraphQL!!!” tweets.
Remember yesterday when I was talking…
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Thursday July 19, 2018 - 07:31
Oh @twittertwitter.com why did you move all the buttons?
I’m wasting a lot of energy moving my thumb up to the top, tutting, rolling my eyes, then moving thumb back down to the bottom.
My RSI is feeling better though… 😶
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Perhaps let’s work on getting him and others recognised for what they are. Fascists.
But otherwise, lol. 😆
https://twitter.com/zacharyparadis/status/1020128595698683905twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @hondanhontwitter.com @hondanhontwitter.com @doctorowtwitter.com Nice to meet you. I’m Barney CastleNet.
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In reply to: @metorotemtwitter.com @rotemerentwitter.com @EnlghtnmntLibrl @CathyYoung63twitter.com I’m not an expert, but isn’t one argument that the market DID create a replacement - the prison industrial complex. Lifetime contracts, with living expenses, paid for by tax payers. Although I’m not sure the coercion was removed.
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Awesome work!
https://twitter.com/KwameSomPimpong/status/1020094120956743680twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @zacharyparadistwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com I know. Sorry. His wrecking trip over here is still raw.
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In reply to: @Dootsontwitter.com @Dootsontwitter.com Hull keeps it’s gems hidden, but it’s a fantastic place to live. I did for 3 years.
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In reply to: @Dootsontwitter.com @Dootsontwitter.com It’s true. Guess I’m just sorry to see Hull down the bottom of the league :)
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In reply to: @zacharyparadistwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com Yeah, I feel for you. I look at UK and US and find it hard to even know where to start with how much is f’ed.
#resist old friend, and persist :)
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Saturday July 21, 2018 - 00:05
In reply to: @TheRickWilsontwitter.com @TheRickWilsontwitter.com There’s nothing wrong with the slogan, per se, unless voters don’t believe it represents the actual living brand.
If Democrats don’t ACT like they’re ‘for the people’ then that slogan is gong to ring hollow.
Brand is the experience, not the logo or the slogan.
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Saturday July 21, 2018 - 10:30
A really concise description of what’s wrong with social media. But yet again misses the ‘why’ or ‘who’ questions. I.e. ‘WHO is using social media to manipulate you, and WHY?’
https://twitter.com/dancharvey/status/1020581897548820480twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday July 21, 2018 - 15:13
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com Thanks, I’ll dig in 😀
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Saturday July 21, 2018 - 15:41
As I watch Sing for the 8 millionth time with my 5 yr old daughter, I give thanks to @GarthJennings for making such a great piece of work, that I’m still noticing little moments, and I’m still looking forward to viewing 8,000,001.
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Saturday July 21, 2018 - 17:22
Just remembering telling a colleague, who has a major crush on Sean Connery, about Zardoz.
She had never seen those pictures before.
I briefly felt bad, but she had to know. I’m still laughing now.
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Saturday July 21, 2018 - 17:25
Thread of doooooooom!
https://twitter.com/PaulMMCooper/status/1020262097815588864twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday July 21, 2018 - 23:01
In reply to: @Paul_Kinlantwitter.com @Paul_Kinlantwitter.com @amitmoryosseftwitter.com @DasSurmatwitter.com Okay, now I’m listening… Or are you trolling me with some gimp magic?
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JFC
https://twitter.com/EFF/status/1021159452810960896twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
I know a little bit about how Discover weekly works on @Spotifytwitter.com but… I have no words…
https://open.spotify.com/track/5YGCiel6nBFNK8s214QnQE?si=Owyn0euDRdOChaHr6zUAdgopen.spotify.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com Oh God. Do you think someone said ‘Mr President, you need to go to Davos’ but he was in the middle of a Dr Who marathon…
This is the final straw that broke nuclear Armageddon. This.
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RT @spiderfloristtwitter.com : @sehurlburttwitter.com An Easy Lay, a text-only dating sim where your goal is to get a boy to let you lay an egg in him, bc you are…
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In reply to: @silentworkstwitter.com @silentworkstwitter.com Welcome to my blockchain-based [enter business category here] project. First of all, I’d like to explain how it’s definitely not a pyramid scheme.
If this scheme WAS to have a shape, it’d be more like a crystalline Buckminster-fullerene.
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Wednesday July 25, 2018 - 18:04
RT @cyberomintwitter.com : Startup founders, the media and the market/reality in one video.
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Thursday July 26, 2018 - 08:02
RT @ianbremmertwitter.com : Workers making Trump 2020 campaign flags in Fuyang, Anhui Province. #AmericaFirst
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Thursday July 26, 2018 - 16:44
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Thursday July 26, 2018 - 17:28
Impostor syndrome is encouraged at an early age…
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Thursday July 26, 2018 - 17:34
TFW someone says bamboo shots, and you hear shoots. 🐼 Nearly made it to bed…
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Thursday July 26, 2018 - 17:51
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com This one doesn’t look much better…
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Thursday July 26, 2018 - 21:23
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Temporarily or permanently? I don’t have answers either way, but you know, helps to know what you’re dealing with.
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Thursday July 26, 2018 - 21:24
In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com @bensalmontwitter.com @NaughtyNorthtwitter.com I’ve been fired for not using it. Best thing I ever did.
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Thursday July 26, 2018 - 21:39
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Thursday July 26, 2018 - 21:46
In reply to: @The_Perturbatortwitter.com @The_Perturbatortwitter.com Why is no one mentioning Godzuki? Classic, right? Right?
[Looks at daughter]
Okay, sure, you can get a face tattoo, I got nothing.
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Thursday July 26, 2018 - 22:49
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com Life, uh, finds a way.
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RT @spengageuktwitter.com : [ @BootstrapCooktwitter.com ]( https://twitter.com/[@BootstrapCook](https://twitter.com/@BootstrapCook)twitter.com ) A fantastic idea [ @BootstrapCooktwitter.com ]( https://twitter.com/[@BootstrapCook](https://twitter.com/@BootstrapCook)twitter.com ) We are @spengageuktwitter.com Food Bank in Burnley. Always looking for non perishable i…
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RT @skenigsbergtwitter.com : ok this is my new fav letter to the editor
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Anyone got a list of businesses that plan to stay (open) after Brexit?
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Saturday July 28, 2018 - 17:03
RT @carolecadwallatwitter.com : Steve Bannon is in talks with Michael Gove. Let that sink in.
https://twitter.com/aljwhite/status/1023125807642886144twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
This goes out to @MotelOnetwitter.com Edinburgh Princes Street. Thank you for making our stay great and then making our stay easy when our flight was cancelled.
Brilliant personal customer service.
😍
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Hey @Spotifytwitter.com @Spotifytwitter.com Cares I’m pretty torn about this. On one hand, I love your premium family service. On the other, I despise the hate that Alex Jones and infowars peddle.
I don’t want my family to have access to this, so I will cancel if necessary. Please don’t make me.
https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1023944316794941440twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com TCP/creepy
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@jutertwitter.com I’d modify it slightly to say ‘change has to be cheap’ so whether it’s code, design, analysis, whatever. It should be as easy as possible to throw something away in the face of new information or requirements.
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RT @williamlegatetwitter.com : Spotify is now hosting InfoWars on their platform, even as Facebook & others are giving them suspensions…
>>> Use the s…
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@jutertwitter.com @GreggsOfficialtwitter.com Don’t worry, the shepherdess is just around the corner :)
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Giant cock’s rise and fall
https://twitter.com/TheAcademy/status/1024339452397727744twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @TheAcademytwitter.com @TheAcademytwitter.com Giant cock’s rise and fall
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In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com Keep done! Well trying! Such newbie! Great begin!
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In reply to: @TheAcademytwitter.com @TheAcademytwitter.com Bill Murray ISN’T a zombie!
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In reply to: @TheAcademytwitter.com @TheAcademytwitter.com Don’t say candyman candyman candyman
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In reply to: @TheAcademytwitter.com @TheAcademytwitter.com Some husbands drown, wives swim.
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RT @barneyfarmertwitter.com : Watch this and think of that Sainsbury’s prick singing his little grasper’s ballad.
https://twitter.com/wrkclasshistory/status/991155981001293825twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
I’ve been using refind to get to articles and stories, without having to wade through all the angry shouting on Twitter… (yes, irony noted)
https://refind.com/toychicken?invite=c1827e925frefind.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
It’s that time again - I’m looking forward to my next #waitrosecookwell box! #whatsForDinner?
http://cookwell.recipescookwell.recipes ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
RT @barneyfarmertwitter.com : “Fuck these people.”
Absolutely bang on the nose.
https://twitter.com/paulmasonnews/status/991440848406663169twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
@jutertwitter.com I would audibly groan when one of the architects I would work for would choose a ‘bold’ font, because it’d take 8 times as long to print. I maintain that the machine was called a plotter, because I was usually standing next to it plotting someone’s downfall.
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In reply to: @codepo8twitter.com @codepo8twitter.com It used to be Jif, but the Europeans made us change it to Cif…
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RT @heydonworkstwitter.com : This is how much the Tories care about you. If you vote for them, you’re a fuckwit.
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In reply to: @keatonfoxtwitter.com @keatonfoxtwitter.com @GreatDismaltwitter.com I’m not even in the US, but I’m loving this. My choices would be
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swamp the drain
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a cut below
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everything floats
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drainger will robinson
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whatever happened to baby drain
I’ll stop now…
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RT @alexvtunzelmanntwitter.com : As a culture, we place so much emphasis on the importance of thinking for yourself & your right to your own opinions;…
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Let Cook Well take care of dinner next week with this life-changing (no, but seriously) Spicy Sicilian meatballs in tomato, courgette and red pepper sauce with wholewheat spaghetti dish.
https://bit.ly/2HL0RDFbit.ly ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
RT @Nick_Hanovertwitter.com : I always get pretty depressed when I see old union cartoons from the late 19th century that are still super relevant to t…
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So, @twittertwitter.com , not content with putting other people’s ’liked’ posts in my timeline, is now putting them in my notifications. I love you*, but I’m beginning to think I have Stockholm syndrome.
- not actual love
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In reply to: @codepo8twitter.com @codepo8twitter.com Did you do this in honour of #ElyEelDay ?
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@jutertwitter.com I don’t think that’s how getting older works ;)
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RT @BrianCathcarttwitter.com : The Sun has another little problem with numbers. It says Part 1 of #Leveson cost taxpayers ‘more than £48 million’. In f…
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@jutertwitter.com Every company already has a dark pattern team. It’s the entire company. Consistently working against what is good for customers and focused solely on what’s good for the company. They’re called ‘stakeholders’ ’the business’ or ‘senior management’
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In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com No it’s perfect. B99 will remain forever unfinished and tantalising, whereas big bang will have to suffer they ignominy of running for 10 years and making loads of money, whilst steadily reducing the characters to cardboard cutouts of what was once a great show.
weeping noises
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RT @Snowdentwitter.com : You know in movies, how it takes multiple people turning keys to launch a nuke? If something bad happens to you, @FreedomOfPre…
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Magic!
https://twitter.com/vbloke/status/994679499349479426twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
RT @TrevorLesstwitter.com : a wee Moet
a wee Moet
a wee Moet
a wee Moet
a wee Moet
in the jungle the mighty jungle
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In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com I shall be naming my next child ‘ok Google’
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Blimey, I’ve gone a bit Peaky Blinders
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@jutertwitter.com Hah! Yeah, I only vote for things I’ve seen on buses. I’ve made that my rule to live by.
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RT @billttwitter.com : And here we see some reporting in action- actually going to supermarkets to check the assertions made. Nice work (and yes, not a…
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In reply to: @RogueNASAtwitter.com @RogueNASAtwitter.com Not the first time he’s left Melania, feeling Stormy
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RT @LoFiRepublicantwitter.com : spending thousands on a statue that celebrates how bad you feel about homelessness instead of spending it on actual hom…
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RT @HamillHimselftwitter.com : This
is
not
a
drill
the
FCC
just
announced
ends
on
June 11
unless
we
stop
it
retwe…
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In reply to: @ruskin147twitter.com @ruskin147twitter.com Ultimately, MPs are representative of the people, and this is representative of many people’s poor understanding of the need or execution of data security.
Suspect this is a touch of the Gell-mann effect?
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Wednesday May 16, 2018 - 06:57
@jutertwitter.com Good grief.
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Yep, that’s right. Three days in Kharkiv and I’m in a British pub named ‘Thatcher’ because my team thought it would be funny…. 😂
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com We’re staying in hotel round the corner. An impressive building, unfortunately only glimpsed as we go to the office each day.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com From window of our car this morning…
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Also saw this and thought of you…
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com There’s more. It’s colossal.
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RT @The_ModernHousetwitter.com : Feeling generous? The website ‘Modernism in Metro-Land’ is currently crowdfunding a new book that will be an essential…
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Can’t help feeling everything in the 730 or 8pm slot is subtly suggesting the answer to the highlighted question…
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RT @davemethvintwitter.com : So DoubleClick is contacting the jQuery project to request that we certify we are GDPR compliant. 😁 If we don’t, nobody ca…
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RT @koenfuciustwitter.com : “WARNING. In our butcher’s shop we might ask your name and remember your meat-related preferences. If you are worried about…
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In reply to: @PaulODeliverytwitter.com @OPLOhq @EqualExpertstwitter.com @CoopDigitaltwitter.com Tell is more about it!
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Hey @vision_apitwitter.com what is this?
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In reply to: @RogueNASAtwitter.com @RogueNASAtwitter.com I’m pretty sure you should avoid pounding sand, otherwise the worms come…
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@jutertwitter.com @vision_apitwitter.com 4.8% ‘artisan’, 9.1% ‘hipster’, 3% ’taxidermy’
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I genuinely can’t explain how pleased I am to see you respond like this. I’m so thrilled to see the company I’ve trusted with my money listen and own up to their shortcomings, then fix then in such a transparent way. (I was all about joint accounts).
Thank you
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RT @monzotwitter.com : We want to build the best bank in the world. But we’re not there yet.
That’s why we’re committing to building everything on thi…
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RT @bgreenetwitter.com : “I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of e…
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Wednesday May 23, 2018 - 11:24
RT @gaz_alphatwitter.com : Storytelling in a universal language: how brands can leverage music to reach audiences
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RT @codepo8twitter.com : Colour me impressed. @TheChainsmokerstwitter.com at #AIDC2018 really do a great show.
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@gaz_alphatwitter.com this.
https://twitter.com/thomdunn/status/954054824395509761twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Biscuits are better than cake. There, I said it.
In fact, I’d go as far as saying that cake, especially cupcakes gets waaaaaay too much hype.
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In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Become a bad gym citizen, and get more than your money’s worth. Drop the weights. Sweat all over the spinning cycles without wiping off. Leave fetid socks in locked lockers…
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In reply to: @Dootsontwitter.com @Dootsontwitter.com Holidays are coming!
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@type__errortwitter.com because dogs
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@ElyCycletwitter.com @SpottedInElytwitter.com @EastCambstwitter.com … 1 day, we have had our new cycle lane on New Barns Road… 😒
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In reply to: @PennyRedtwitter.com @PennyRedtwitter.com I’m a man, and I’m not! Watch me…
checks
Oh, looks like you’re right.
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In reply to: @smashhitsbottwitter.com @smashhitsbottwitter.com No hesitation, Channing Tatum.
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Holiday thoughts… What if we design AI systems to replace the bosses, rather than the workers?
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Wednesday May 30, 2018 - 10:31
Jesus Christ. Forget Hemingway, this is one concise horror story.
https://twitter.com/nataliemorales/status/1000957417360834560twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 2
Wednesday May 30, 2018 - 11:43
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In reply to: @whitneyarnertwitter.com @whitneyarnertwitter.com @katelethtwitter.com The guy stood in the corner at the party. The kind of guy that always stood in corners at parties. Wishing he could say something to a girl. Guys like that don’t know how to talk to girls. Somehow, he wound up married to an amazing, smart, sexy woman. Lucky stiff. Pure fluke.
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Wednesday April 4, 2018 - 09:26
In reply to: @rauschmatwitter.com @rauschmatwitter.com Trello, node, jQuery (for the props) and the fact it’s not VBscript.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Pilasters will break your heart.
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In reply to: @justinmadderstwitter.com @justinmadderstwitter.com @OwenJones84twitter.com Really failing to see how creating a party with money from rich backers is ‘breaking the mould’, especially not a liberal centrist party that ‘borrows ideas from right and left’. That’s all we’ve had for the past thirty years!
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RT @johnmcdonnellMPtwitter.com : That’s a novel idea. A party of the rich, by the rIch, for the rich. A party for the few not the many.
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Today I made a Phil Collins album pun at work.
I am sorry to anyone I may have offended or hurt by my actions. I have no excuse it was just a moment of weakness.
I am temporarily suspended from the pun council, until I can prove that I can control my behavior.
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I have been transfixed by this GIF for some time now…
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Tuesday April 10, 2018 - 19:06
In reply to: @leifthundertwitter.com @leifthundertwitter.com Where is the laughing-and-crying response?
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Tuesday April 10, 2018 - 22:01
RT @thestuffofmemestwitter.com : oh my god
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Wednesday April 11, 2018 - 07:50
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com My golden rule is never buy anything that begins with Ass.
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Wednesday April 11, 2018 - 07:55
Feeling this today, as I spent an hour going over an imaginary conversation with a woman I saw on tv 10 years ago that believed whistling for dogs demeaned dogs.
Like. Shut up brain!
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Wednesday April 11, 2018 - 08:22
I’m behind the sentiment, but find myself asking, “wait, did all the other industries get woke? Oil? Arms? Retail? Manufacturing?”
Possibly what should be asked is “Will capitalism ever takes ethics seriously?”
https://twitter.com/hi1z/status/983869089000009728twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday April 11, 2018 - 22:31
In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Not by a long shot…
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Wednesday April 11, 2018 - 22:43
In reply to: @robbysoavetwitter.com @robbysoavetwitter.com Or, having to explain to the old people how you got all the young people to install a far-right government in the Whitehouse. How you are DEFINITELY NOT planning to run for president yourself.
Plus if MZ can’t explain it, how is anyone, tech-savvy or otherwise, supposed to?
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Here’s hoping the destroyer of culture and health goes to prison.
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Saturday April 14, 2018 - 14:06
@jutertwitter.com Will you be awarding these to members of staff? Possibly with a certificate?
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Saturday April 14, 2018 - 14:17
Can’t imagine why Trump and May would want to start a war with Russia just at the moment. It’s not like they’ve got problems at home they want to distract the public from thinking about.
Oh wait…
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Strikes me that the same people that were in total denial that Trump could be elected are now under a similar illusion that he and his administration will be taken down by law.
Elites are never punished.
Worst that ever happens is that their book sales or tv shows don’t do well.
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Perfect. Happy Sunday
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In reply to: @jthornetttwitter.com @jthornetttwitter.com One of the better Robert Ludlum titles…
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RT @MichaelRosenYestwitter.com :
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RT @swardleytwitter.com : @timoreillytwitter.com Good luck with solving that problem in the US. There seems to be a really bizarre disconnect between US mindset a…
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Tuesday April 17, 2018 - 07:38
Wait… This could change everything.
https://twitter.com/richardosman/status/985994775156482050twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday April 18, 2018 - 22:31
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Wee bit early I think. There’s lambing going on if you can find a venue.
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Thursday April 19, 2018 - 06:20
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com http://www.brooksfarm.uk/www.brooksfarm.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday April 19, 2018 - 07:35
@GNRailUKtwitter.com any chance you could tell the driver to turn the heating off? It’s roasting in here, and the sun’s pouring in on a full carriage.
0715 ELY-KGX 😅
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Thursday April 19, 2018 - 07:37
RT @b0rktwitter.com : floating point
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Don’t try to do too much, you’ll both fall foul of fatigue. It’s fine just to spend an afternoon messing with bubbles in a washing up bowl, and of course you can dump her in front of a Duggee Marathon.
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Wednesday April 25, 2018 - 07:18
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com That psychoactive drugs are absorbed into the bloodstream, whereas you shit out waste food products?
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Wednesday April 25, 2018 - 08:40
RT @lady_ada_kingtwitter.com : Off by one error
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Wednesday April 25, 2018 - 08:42
Tricking a rock into thinking
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Thursday April 26, 2018 - 00:22
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com People die of exposure.
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#WaitroseCookWell - This week, I shall mostly been eating
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Saturday April 28, 2018 - 15:38
RT @PeoplesMomentumtwitter.com : Their answers are astonishing
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In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com “final_final_v2_dan_copy(2)” ?
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