#ElyEelDay
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RT @barneyfarmertwitter.com : Watch this and think of that Sainsbury’s prick singing his little grasper’s ballad.
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I’ve been using refind to get to articles and stories, without having to wade through all the angry shouting on Twitter… (yes, irony noted)
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It’s that time again - I’m looking forward to my next #waitrosecookwell box! #whatsForDinner?
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RT @barneyfarmertwitter.com : “Fuck these people.”
Absolutely bang on the nose.
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@jutertwitter.com I would audibly groan when one of the architects I would work for would choose a ‘bold’ font, because it’d take 8 times as long to print. I maintain that the machine was called a plotter, because I was usually standing next to it plotting someone’s downfall.
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In reply to: @codepo8twitter.com @codepo8twitter.com It used to be Jif, but the Europeans made us change it to Cif…
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RT @heydonworkstwitter.com : This is how much the Tories care about you. If you vote for them, you’re a fuckwit.
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In reply to: @keatonfoxtwitter.com @keatonfoxtwitter.com @GreatDismaltwitter.com I’m not even in the US, but I’m loving this. My choices would be
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swamp the drain
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a cut below
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everything floats
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drainger will robinson
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whatever happened to baby drain
I’ll stop now…
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RT @alexvtunzelmanntwitter.com : As a culture, we place so much emphasis on the importance of thinking for yourself & your right to your own opinions;…
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Let Cook Well take care of dinner next week with this life-changing (no, but seriously) Spicy Sicilian meatballs in tomato, courgette and red pepper sauce with wholewheat spaghetti dish.
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RT @Nick_Hanovertwitter.com : I always get pretty depressed when I see old union cartoons from the late 19th century that are still super relevant to t…
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So, @twittertwitter.com , not content with putting other people’s ’liked’ posts in my timeline, is now putting them in my notifications. I love you*, but I’m beginning to think I have Stockholm syndrome.
- not actual love
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In reply to: @codepo8twitter.com @codepo8twitter.com Did you do this in honour of #ElyEelDay ?
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@jutertwitter.com I don’t think that’s how getting older works ;)
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RT @BrianCathcarttwitter.com : The Sun has another little problem with numbers. It says Part 1 of #Leveson cost taxpayers ‘more than £48 million’. In f…
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@jutertwitter.com Every company already has a dark pattern team. It’s the entire company. Consistently working against what is good for customers and focused solely on what’s good for the company. They’re called ‘stakeholders’ ’the business’ or ‘senior management’
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In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com No it’s perfect. B99 will remain forever unfinished and tantalising, whereas big bang will have to suffer they ignominy of running for 10 years and making loads of money, whilst steadily reducing the characters to cardboard cutouts of what was once a great show.
weeping noises
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RT @Snowdentwitter.com : You know in movies, how it takes multiple people turning keys to launch a nuke? If something bad happens to you, @FreedomOfPre…
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Magic!
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RT @TrevorLesstwitter.com : a wee Moet
a wee Moet
a wee Moet
a wee Moet
a wee Moet
in the jungle the mighty jungle
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In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com I shall be naming my next child ‘ok Google’
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Blimey, I’ve gone a bit Peaky Blinders
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@jutertwitter.com Hah! Yeah, I only vote for things I’ve seen on buses. I’ve made that my rule to live by.
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RT @billttwitter.com : And here we see some reporting in action- actually going to supermarkets to check the assertions made. Nice work (and yes, not a…
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In reply to: @RogueNASAtwitter.com @RogueNASAtwitter.com Not the first time he’s left Melania, feeling Stormy
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RT @LoFiRepublicantwitter.com : spending thousands on a statue that celebrates how bad you feel about homelessness instead of spending it on actual hom…
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RT @HamillHimselftwitter.com : This
is
not
a
drill
the
FCC
just
announced
ends
on
June 11
unless
we
stop
it
retwe…
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In reply to: @ruskin147twitter.com @ruskin147twitter.com Ultimately, MPs are representative of the people, and this is representative of many people’s poor understanding of the need or execution of data security.
Suspect this is a touch of the Gell-mann effect?
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Wednesday May 16, 2018 - 06:57
@jutertwitter.com Good grief.
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Yep, that’s right. Three days in Kharkiv and I’m in a British pub named ‘Thatcher’ because my team thought it would be funny…. 😂
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com We’re staying in hotel round the corner. An impressive building, unfortunately only glimpsed as we go to the office each day.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com From window of our car this morning…
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Also saw this and thought of you…
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com There’s more. It’s colossal.
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RT @The_ModernHousetwitter.com : Feeling generous? The website ‘Modernism in Metro-Land’ is currently crowdfunding a new book that will be an essential…
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Can’t help feeling everything in the 730 or 8pm slot is subtly suggesting the answer to the highlighted question…
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RT @davemethvintwitter.com : So DoubleClick is contacting the jQuery project to request that we certify we are GDPR compliant. 😁 If we don’t, nobody ca…
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RT @koenfuciustwitter.com : “WARNING. In our butcher’s shop we might ask your name and remember your meat-related preferences. If you are worried about…
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In reply to: @PaulODeliverytwitter.com @OPLOhq @EqualExpertstwitter.com @CoopDigitaltwitter.com Tell is more about it!
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Hey @vision_apitwitter.com what is this?
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In reply to: @RogueNASAtwitter.com @RogueNASAtwitter.com I’m pretty sure you should avoid pounding sand, otherwise the worms come…
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@jutertwitter.com @vision_apitwitter.com 4.8% ‘artisan’, 9.1% ‘hipster’, 3% ’taxidermy’
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I genuinely can’t explain how pleased I am to see you respond like this. I’m so thrilled to see the company I’ve trusted with my money listen and own up to their shortcomings, then fix then in such a transparent way. (I was all about joint accounts).
Thank you
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RT @monzotwitter.com : We want to build the best bank in the world. But we’re not there yet.
That’s why we’re committing to building everything on thi…
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RT @bgreenetwitter.com : “I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of e…
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Wednesday May 23, 2018 - 11:24
RT @gaz_alphatwitter.com : Storytelling in a universal language: how brands can leverage music to reach audiences
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RT @codepo8twitter.com : Colour me impressed. @TheChainsmokerstwitter.com at #AIDC2018 really do a great show.
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@gaz_alphatwitter.com this.
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Biscuits are better than cake. There, I said it.
In fact, I’d go as far as saying that cake, especially cupcakes gets waaaaaay too much hype.
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In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Become a bad gym citizen, and get more than your money’s worth. Drop the weights. Sweat all over the spinning cycles without wiping off. Leave fetid socks in locked lockers…
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In reply to: @Dootsontwitter.com @Dootsontwitter.com Holidays are coming!
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@type__errortwitter.com because dogs
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@ElyCycletwitter.com @SpottedInElytwitter.com @EastCambstwitter.com … 1 day, we have had our new cycle lane on New Barns Road… 😒
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In reply to: @PennyRedtwitter.com @PennyRedtwitter.com I’m a man, and I’m not! Watch me…
checks
Oh, looks like you’re right.
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In reply to: @smashhitsbottwitter.com @smashhitsbottwitter.com No hesitation, Channing Tatum.
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Holiday thoughts… What if we design AI systems to replace the bosses, rather than the workers?
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Wednesday May 30, 2018 - 10:31
Jesus Christ. Forget Hemingway, this is one concise horror story.
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Wednesday May 30, 2018 - 11:43
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