March, 2019

Friday March 1, 2019 - 07:33

@juter @bryanrieger Christ, I composed my degree show in Director in ‘97, and I thought that made me feel old…

Friday March 1, 2019 - 08:08

@theJeremyVine not condoning the violence, but sharing this to your large audience for their titillation just the same.

Friday March 1, 2019 - 12:27

@tall_g_and_tea @type__error @twitter You two 😊

Friday March 1, 2019 - 16:19

@clews_peter Don’t worry, where we’re going, we don’t need human rights…

Friday March 1, 2019 - 19:57

@jamieoliver @BootstrapCook would be an awesome guest! Plenty of good stories to tell, I’m sure.

Saturday March 2, 2019 - 13:13

RT @xcaplin : We’ve just released another 13 roles so you can come and join us to build #futurebarnardos 🎉💪🐱 >>

Saturday March 2, 2019 - 23:45

@juter @tr1stan Okay… I only have one question. What are bamboo moisturizing socks, and how are they the number one result for a search on ‘socks’?

Saturday March 2, 2019 - 23:46

@juter @tr1stan That might be two questions.

Saturday March 2, 2019 - 23:55

@juter @tr1stan 😭😂😭😂😭😂

Sunday March 3, 2019 - 20:05

Not this one.

Sunday March 3, 2019 - 20:06

@4m3thy5t Could be worse. Could be the other way around. 😹

Monday March 4, 2019 - 06:45

I’m pretty sure I watched Mystery Teachers in Hitler’s Germany a few weeks ago…

Monday March 4, 2019 - 14:40

Forgotten the ingredients for your MANDATORY PANCAKES?! Don’t worry - with you in 2 hours or less.

Monday March 4, 2019 - 16:43

That’s right suckers. I made a blancmange. A dessert once popular throughout the land, now only seen in the most daring households.

Probably due a resurgence with #Brexit

Cheap as chips. @BootstrapCook

Monday March 4, 2019 - 18:03

@SamRuffleColes @BootstrapCook It’s a four point mould. That’s a LOT of blancmange. It’s made from nuclear strawberry and raspberry gunpowder unholiness in packet form. There’s a layer of raspberry jelly at the bottom for fun. 😁

It will feed a family for a week.

Monday March 4, 2019 - 18:04

@SamRuffleColes @BootstrapCook * four PINT mould.

Monday March 4, 2019 - 18:12

Woah. #RIPLukePerry and #RIPKeithFlint two very different ends of my teenage culture spectrum. Sorry to see them leave us.

Monday March 4, 2019 - 22:52

@codinghorror @stevesi @DisplayMate Soon, soon…

Tuesday March 5, 2019 - 20:27

Thanks to @richard_littler , I’m now listening to Penderecki, whilst reading old copies of World of interiors. Turns out it’s structured like some kind of high-end hauntological shit. You, the reader, are expected to see meaning in a lot of pictures of empty rooms.

Tuesday March 5, 2019 - 20:31

@WGFilmFest @BIFA_film Underrated tweet 💗

Tuesday March 5, 2019 - 20:39

@BIFA_film On golden pancakes

The pancakes have eyes

Dawn of the pancakes

37° 2 les crepes

Repo pancake

12 years a pancake

Pancakes with a chance of meatballs

2001: a pancake odyssey

The long shrove Tuesday

#SwapAFilmTitleForPancakes

Tuesday March 5, 2019 - 20:42

I’m ridiculously proud of my contribution to this hashtag.

Tuesday March 5, 2019 - 20:48

For those that are interested, this is it.

Tuesday March 5, 2019 - 20:50

My final tweet fling tonight… A game of autocorrect automatic writing. Feel free to reply with whatever follows when you type ’later’

Tuesday March 5, 2019 - 20:51

Later on any good to be able to get the car back this week and I thought that made me angrier than the other hand. I think he’s just holding her hair cut off the attacker by merely a little bit like three times as long.

Tuesday March 5, 2019 - 22:35

This! 🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🏨

Wednesday March 6, 2019 - 17:44

When the dust never settles, stick on the headphones and take the dog out for a walk -

Wednesday March 6, 2019 - 21:41

@4m3thy5t Also, why do they always go into so much detail about people’s physical appearance at the start.

“Jack Gilson is a dressed in a navy suit, with oxblood brogues, and is reclining in his Eames lounger as I walk in. He greets me with a friendly smile”… Seriously 😂

Wednesday March 6, 2019 - 21:50

@type__error My (completely lovely) accountant dictates his emails to his secretary, who then sends them from her email address.

> From: Lesley@accountants

> Dear Leigh, some tax stuff.

> Kind regards, David.

Catches me out every time.

Wednesday March 6, 2019 - 21:53

@type__error Also, when I helped the NHS get rid of an ancient emergency fax system, to be replaced with a blackberry message service, we had to find a solution to get the messages printed, so they could be stuck on notice boards. Still, that was back in 2008

.

😳

Wednesday March 6, 2019 - 22:14

@mattiecamp @malloreigh @PangolinFeets Underrated tweet

Wednesday March 6, 2019 - 22:23

@barneyfarmer It’s the start of a gross-out comedy remake of ‘Whiskey galore’

Wednesday March 6, 2019 - 22:35

@barneyfarmer You bastard.

Thursday March 7, 2019 - 08:00

If you’re working on the web, then this matters.

Sunday March 10, 2019 - 01:05

@Tim_Enchanter - oh boy this makes me feel old again…

Sunday March 10, 2019 - 19:03

@type__error @sallylait Parklife!

Sunday March 10, 2019 - 19:13

Sharp intake of breath

I want to do this…

Sunday March 10, 2019 - 19:57

Interested to read how many people equate being working class with being in poverty, or close to it. I’m inclined to think it’s a bit more nuanced than that. Although money, property and attitude towards it is a big part.

• This is not a fully formed thought, just a discussion…

Sunday March 10, 2019 - 23:05

Metalband nails #Brexit

Tuesday March 12, 2019 - 12:48

I reckon @JamesTCobbler might have something to say about this!

Tuesday March 12, 2019 - 12:50

@0K_ultra @infinitestrikes @nd_kane @paperghost Also check out Railsea by China Mieville !

Tuesday March 12, 2019 - 12:52

I would like to thank @timberners_lee for giving me a platform for an entire career… And so much more besides.

Tuesday March 12, 2019 - 14:03

@brucel @suitedupgeek Well, I fought on the side of IE in BW1… Then I watched as the thing that I fought so hard for became a monster.

I joined the resistance, putting my shoulder to the wheel of Firefox during the interregnum. But, when the great Chrome beast came, I didn’t have much fight left.

Tuesday March 12, 2019 - 22:05

@juter Why did I never think of it as a Klaxon (think I called it an air horn)? Then I’d have just named it the Slaxon! 🔊

Tuesday March 12, 2019 - 22:39

@lady_ada_king

Tuesday March 12, 2019 - 22:43

Test all the things!

Wednesday March 13, 2019 - 06:17

Me too.

Thursday March 14, 2019 - 07:33

I’m not hopeful that the Tories will be destroyed by anything. The one thing they do well is put aside their differences, personal beliefs and humanity in their relentless pursuit of power.

As a lefty, I see the irony in how effective the Tory collective is.

Thursday March 14, 2019 - 07:51

@heydonworks Just his own. This is enough.

Thursday March 14, 2019 - 08:38

@richardosman

Thursday March 14, 2019 - 08:41

@richardosman JFC FFS

Thursday March 14, 2019 - 08:46

@heydonworks @corderophi678 Meanwhile the Great British Sewing Bee goes on. I can only see this as a rejection of the honest toil of the working class potter for the genteel pastime of the landed gentry.

(Kidding, I’m hopelessly addicted to both of these shows)

Thursday March 14, 2019 - 16:44

@BootstrapCook @Wangleberry Recipe please. I can pay.

Thursday March 14, 2019 - 16:44

@StarlingForBiz Paying people! Then rent.

Thursday March 14, 2019 - 17:02

RT @RAW_Workshop : @JamesTCobbler Brilliant! Please can our #socialenterprise which supports + employs ex offenders quote for making the des…

Thursday March 14, 2019 - 17:36

@4m3thy5t Make it Lurpak, and I’m 100% on board… Or is that too European?

Friday March 15, 2019 - 16:14

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Friday March 15, 2019 - 19:32

@wildonion @BBCNews

Friday March 15, 2019 - 19:34

RT @jeremycorbyn : This is how we’ll combat climate change.

#ClimateStrike

Saturday March 16, 2019 - 01:01

@TrevorFSmith @PlumCantaloupe Uncanny hill?

Saturday March 16, 2019 - 01:10

@benaustwickart I like this one

Saturday March 16, 2019 - 09:03

RT @barneyfarmer : Is possible to argue the first dig is reflex. Who knows how many would respond to an unexpected blow thus. The second – a…

Saturday March 16, 2019 - 09:36

This is a fantastic articulation of something I’ve been feeling for some time. The best designers I’ve worked with know this implicitly, and check their egos. The worst are still banging on about how ‘big design’ is important and ‘design thinking’ is the preserve of designers.

Saturday March 16, 2019 - 09:37

@dancharvey I love this… But perhaps it’s ‘designers’ that are less important than they think 😜

Saturday March 16, 2019 - 20:37

Let’s play a game of autocorrect roulette. Tweet whatever comes after the word ‘Pretend’…

Saturday March 16, 2019 - 20:39

Pretend that you’re listening to a small girl start every sentence with the word of my main guy. I think he’s just holding her hair cut off the attacker by merely a little bit like three times as long as you’re on a branch of the garage door opener.

Saturday March 16, 2019 - 21:08

@Something203 Sometimes I wonder what the hell I’ve been typing that generates this stuff.

Sunday March 17, 2019 - 00:30

@Tim_Enchanter This one turned out well!

Sunday March 17, 2019 - 00:30

@juter This got dark!

Sunday March 17, 2019 - 00:31

@wildonion I like ‘if that’s cool with you guys or not’ 😂

Sunday March 17, 2019 - 01:02

@merrittk I’m Wilko Switch. Doesn’t get more cyberpunk than that.

Sunday March 17, 2019 - 11:56

Pretty sure the @nationaltrust and @EnglishHeritage might have something to say about this kind of thing too @CadburyUK

Sunday March 17, 2019 - 13:09

@GreatDismal thought you might appreciate 😂

Sunday March 17, 2019 - 13:11

@4m3thy5t Cough cough cheap glasses cleaning kit with a distilled water spray.

Sunday March 17, 2019 - 19:27

@type__error Is that Guybush Threepwood?

Sunday March 17, 2019 - 20:43

@type__error I would pay good money for that cross stitch. Good. Money.

Sunday March 17, 2019 - 21:43

RT @barneyfarmer : A democrat playing third time lucky on a deal twice meaningfully rejected which should be gathering dust in a bin. A patr…

Sunday March 17, 2019 - 23:31

@BootstrapCook Mind if I take two?… One for my… err… cat 🙀

Sunday March 17, 2019 - 23:40

RT @DougCoupland : Time lapse map of continental drift will blow your mind.

Monday March 18, 2019 - 11:48

But I’m so dang productive! 😜

Monday March 18, 2019 - 19:47

@lizzydoe [ @EastCambs Cops](/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ @EastCambs Cops) @lucyfrazermp @EastCambs @AnnaBailey_Ely I think we should start taking pictures and start shaming them.

Monday March 18, 2019 - 20:05

Grayling. (1) verb. To fuck things up royally because of being a massive prick; (2) noun, to describe a situation fucked up by a massive prick.

“Oh he’s totally Grayling this project. It’s turning into a huge pile of Grayling”

Tuesday March 19, 2019 - 18:20

@benaustwickart Reminds me of Pierre Cardin’s place in the south of France

Palais Bulles

Tuesday March 19, 2019 - 23:06

@4m3thy5t Should I even ask (tweet doesn’t show in my timeline)

Tuesday March 19, 2019 - 23:25

Oh my god. This fucking thread. I’m crying 😹

Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 06:53

@benaustwickart

Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 12:59

@4m3thy5t Jesus

Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 13:17

@afhill @myddelton I think part of the great joy of working with a truly responsive team is that you’re free to try other paths, rather than just endlessly fixing the first one.

Though sometimes, good enough is good enough.

Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 17:16

@4m3thy5t Absolute fucking lol 😤😂

Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 17:21

And so it begins. @trello have informed me of a change to free teams that will impact the way I use them, in order to build features that I’ll never use.

Plus ca change…

Now where did I put that ?

Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 17:36

@brianleroux Whatever happened to @Cloud9IDE ? Is it still running?

Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 17:38

@brianleroux Oh and also, something like this, but with @WebStormIDE pls

Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 17:47

I WANT THIS SO HARD. WHAT IS IT❓

Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 17:56

@brianleroux @Cloud9IDE Sweet!

Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 18:15

@4m3thy5t It’s going on my list for sure.

Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 22:55

@BootstrapCook Beef Wellington 🐄👢

Wednesday March 20, 2019 - 23:06

For entering a room, I just want that weird drum noise from the 80s university challenge theme. Otherwise, the theme from Are You Being Served. (Happily take @porksmith ’s excellent version.)

Thursday March 21, 2019 - 06:27

RT @pharoahemonch : I’m sorry Ms. Jackson.

Thursday March 21, 2019 - 06:29

@pharoahemonch I live in Ely (an island that is no longer an island, but is named after eels), and I endorse this tweet.💗

Thursday March 21, 2019 - 12:28

@poshaughnessy I’m here. This is true. Although I feel sorrier for IOS devs that aren’t sure if they should attend the Apple events.

Thursday March 21, 2019 - 12:31

@juter I’ll take “what is the Metropolitan elite?” for $100

Thursday March 21, 2019 - 12:33

@type__error You know, you can do redux-saga without redux-saga 😜

Thursday March 21, 2019 - 12:36

@4m3thy5t Maybe in London. My local paper is 90% ads, 9% stories about local events. 1% accident and crime reporting. No politics, no editorial, no opinion, no position.

Thursday March 21, 2019 - 12:42

I have terminal moraine after having done geography GCSE. It’s real folks.

Friday March 22, 2019 - 12:39

Mocked and Tried

Friday March 22, 2019 - 12:45

@HarrisonUX Semantics, but I’d argue you don’t create value by doing research, you create value by providing a solution that is revealed to you by your research. No research, no revelation.

Sometimes the solution is innovative, sometimes it’s just more work than you were doing before.

Friday March 22, 2019 - 16:11

@heydonworks @Nigel_Farage @theresa_may @Conservatives Ditto

Sunday March 24, 2019 - 13:44

@jdjhiston [ @lucyfrazermp ](/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ @lucyfrazermp ) I’m 90% sure [ @lucyfrazermp ](/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/ @lucyfrazermp ) has a poor grasp of where SE Cambs is. Off the train at Ely, into a waiting car, meet children from King’s school, back in car, back on train, home in time for lunch.

Sunday March 24, 2019 - 21:50

@silentworks Don’t listen to them. ICYMI is ‘Inside cabinet, yellow mamba, idiot!’

Monday March 25, 2019 - 17:39

Trump is a terrible human, and destructive president… But I wonder if the lack of damning evidence of collusion might make US democrats wonder, even a little bit, if they were responsible for the environment that created him.

No?

Okay then…

Monday March 25, 2019 - 17:49

Pointless (cc @richardosman )

Muppet show

Twin Peaks

Old Grey whistle test

Horizon

Tuesday March 26, 2019 - 07:33

@gaz_alpha Oh, you might have me there. The tomorrow people? Bod?

Tuesday March 26, 2019 - 13:52

@gaz_alpha Ahhh the adventure game!

Tuesday March 26, 2019 - 13:56

@gaz_alpha Doogy rev

Tuesday March 26, 2019 - 19:45

Another one for @benaustwickart if he hadn’t already written about it 😉

Tuesday March 26, 2019 - 19:51

This is the sort of useful thing that Twitter is great for.

Tuesday March 26, 2019 - 19:53

God, don’t you just hate it when JC is so ambiguous about his politics. 😒

Wednesday March 27, 2019 - 09:03

Good work!

Wednesday March 27, 2019 - 09:22

@agroebbe It’s often because those that have most to lose from change are not the ones orchestrating it. They see structural issues that will not be addressed by the change, and they are unlikely to benefit from the change. People are far from stupid, but they’re often scared.

Wednesday March 27, 2019 - 09:45

@heydonworks Dude, that’s not cool. Friends don’t help friends create a successful but idiosyncratic server-side framework.

Wednesday March 27, 2019 - 09:58

@heydonworks FWIW, I think the revolution could be Webpack, but in the browser.

Wednesday March 27, 2019 - 10:01

In our time

Click

Thursday March 28, 2019 - 09:05

@FenlandFrazer @lucyfrazermp Glad to hear my local MP is sticking to her principle.

Thursday March 28, 2019 - 09:20

@wildonion @Peston @theresa_may I don’t trust buses any more. Not since they lied to us about the money we pay to the EU.

Thursday March 28, 2019 - 10:39

@4m3thy5t @Crib_Goch Raab C Brexit

Thursday March 28, 2019 - 15:34

These are awesome!

Friday March 29, 2019 - 10:28

Lol. ‘could become’ and ‘again’ are redundant.

Friday March 29, 2019 - 10:39

@richard_littler Bananaman @ 29 Acacia Avenue

Saturday March 30, 2019 - 19:09

@type__error I have had to forego this, as there isn’t a scheme called ageing mouse 🐭

Saturday March 30, 2019 - 23:41

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