#XKCD
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Friday October 1, 2010 - 12:22
Just landed at Heathrow. It’s disgraceful. Threadbare carpets, broken chairs propping open doors, no ceiling. #baa should see YVR.
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Friday October 1, 2010 - 13:16
Jet lag really kicking in now. No sleep for what feels like 2 days, but is probably only 26 hours. My internal clock is protesting…
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Friday October 1, 2010 - 16:26
@catspartacustwitter.com we landed safely in the 3rd world ‘port of Hea’throw.
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Saturday October 2, 2010 - 08:45
In reply to: @catspartacustwitter.com @catspartacustwitter.com just ignore them. It’s either junk Twitter spam, or PhilMan has a secret identity…
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Saturday October 2, 2010 - 08:47
@tchisles ah yes, the horror is certainly terminal 3. I’m flying out of #T5 on Tuesday and expect a slightly more welcoming experience.
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Saturday October 2, 2010 - 08:52
Pets were a little confused this morning, as we woke at 2am and watched tv until 6am, then went back to bed. #jetlag is a bitch.
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Saturday October 2, 2010 - 09:13
I don’t often get the chance to play on my PS3, but does it really need to update every single frickin time?
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Saturday October 2, 2010 - 21:29
Good grief, did Len Goodman slip in a Nazi reference about Ann Widdecombe’s dancing in #Strictly? Awesome…
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Sunday October 3, 2010 - 14:23
Relaxed? Of course I’m relaxed, why wouldn’t I be?
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Monday October 4, 2010 - 18:12
RT @jquerytwitter.com jQuery Blog: New official jQuery plugins provide templating, data linking and globalization @theultraplex
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Monday October 4, 2010 - 18:12
In reply to: @khaitutwitter.com @khaitutwitter.com oh yeah, great idea… win7 phone dev… how about android?
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Monday October 4, 2010 - 18:41
@theUltraplex get reading, ‘cos Google TV is going to fly… I think ;-)
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Monday October 4, 2010 - 18:59
Am I going to India again? Yes. Am I happy about it? I’ll let you guess…
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Tuesday October 5, 2010 - 11:12
On the heathrow express once again. This time I’m going to #t5 should be better than the abysmal #t3
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Tuesday October 5, 2010 - 11:14
@videonastytwitter.com immigrant benefit cheats will give you cancer says daily mail!
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Tuesday October 5, 2010 - 11:17
RT @thefalkentwitter.com : “Science: It beats living in caves”: RT @doctorowtwitter.com : RT @guardiansciencetwitter.com : @JennyRohntwitter.com #scienceisvital
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Tuesday October 5, 2010 - 12:28
Oh god, all of these are pretty much everyone I have to work with did the next 3 weeks and not just email, but IM too.
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Tuesday October 5, 2010 - 12:30
Raspberry, mint and honey smoothie in wagamama #t5 #lhr . Intense
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Wednesday October 6, 2010 - 08:32
Ok, so for the second time this week, I have #jetlag and am wishing I could be back where I was yesterday.
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Wednesday October 6, 2010 - 10:17
In reply to: @mattmullertwitter.com @mattmullertwitter.com I’m in sunny / rainy Bangalore…
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Wednesday October 6, 2010 - 19:32
Monsoon (apparently late this year) has arrived, and is setting all the car alarms off. Amusing for about 20 seconds…
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Thursday October 7, 2010 - 13:15
@sapientnitro @theultraplex What were GAP thinking with their new logo? It already looks dated, like 1999…
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Thursday October 7, 2010 - 13:49
In reply to: @paintistmetwitter.com @paintistmetwitter.com - Absolutely. I have a supply of biscuits and whiskey that should see me through!
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Thursday October 7, 2010 - 15:03
Wish I was watching On Her Majesty’s Secret Service:
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Friday October 8, 2010 - 11:01
RT @aral The really exciting thing about the Apple TV for me is that it’s a £99 iOS device. So. Much. Possibility. #apple @khaitutwitter.com
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Friday October 8, 2010 - 11:36
I can say for certain that Julia Mitford is one of the top 2 music librarians in Australia. Of this, I have no doubt. #passiton
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Friday October 8, 2010 - 11:40
In reply to: @khaitutwitter.com @khaitutwitter.com true but I wonder if existing small players may have something in the bag. #boxee and #xbmc. Plus appleTV has a bad rep so far.
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Friday October 8, 2010 - 12:42
Microsoft Flash Internet Edition (Silverlight expansion update sp4) version 11 for Windows 7, coming soon! #merger
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Friday October 8, 2010 - 13:35
@sapientNitro @theUltraplex - Just imagine a MS / Adobe merger… probably much like this oldy but goldy #fronteers10
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Friday October 8, 2010 - 13:38
@drmsribnickjd - why are you following me? I’m pretty sure that we wouldn’t get on…
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Friday October 8, 2010 - 13:56
In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com - Intercall Lounge should play the sounds of vintage video games whilst you’re on hold. Or Brian Eno…
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Friday October 8, 2010 - 14:15
RT @bruceltwitter.com : Lots of red :-( — basic overview of accessibility in HTML5 by @stevefaulknertwitter.com @theUltreplex
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Friday October 8, 2010 - 17:22
In reply to: @paintistmetwitter.com @paintistmetwitter.com it’s true, I am my mother’s son. Although I’m guessing you’d be on the Champagne and Hibiscus :)
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Friday October 8, 2010 - 17:39
Pizza and whiskey with Joerg. Grand :-)
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Friday October 8, 2010 - 18:51
@videonastytwitter.com : Futurist Mag (Nov-Dec) features C.Doctorow, Philip Zimbardo, Helen Fisher, C.Shirky, John Smart , etc.
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Saturday October 9, 2010 - 09:06
In reply to: @struggyonetwitter.com @struggyonetwitter.com Kings X also has a platform 9 3/4 - seriously! It’s normally surrounded by tourists and wizards…
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Saturday October 9, 2010 - 09:15
Off to Mysore in a couple of hours. We have a cheap room in a good hotel, and a driver for 24 hours!
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Saturday October 9, 2010 - 10:08
@Tim_Enchanter tell me you saw Rutger Hauer and Daryl Hannah :)
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Monday October 11, 2010 - 13:04
@TheSassyGoddess Oh, it’s ball and chain look is it? Or perhaps a gator stuck to your hobnail boots?
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Monday October 11, 2010 - 17:33
RT @aral Impressive new JS game engine for iOS. Converts Canvas API calls to OpenGL-ES. 60 fps on 3GS. /via @dannygregtwitter.com
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Monday October 11, 2010 - 17:53
@khaitutwitter.com I knew you’d like that one :-)
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Tuesday October 12, 2010 - 16:31
In reply to: @ryanand26twitter.com @ryanand26twitter.com surely not no more newbury?!
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Tuesday October 12, 2010 - 19:34
@coldfumonkehtwitter.com , introduce me to HTML5 and let me get my groove on with Bruce and Rem. #HTML5Giveaway
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Tuesday October 12, 2010 - 19:54
exhibits at Multiplied via #constantcontact
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Wednesday October 13, 2010 - 11:54
In reply to: @remtwitter.com @remtwitter.com is a great idea - I think we’re gonna need some different banner sizes :) @theUltraplex @khaitutwitter.com
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Wednesday October 13, 2010 - 12:18
In reply to: @khaitutwitter.com @khaitutwitter.com yeah - see what you mean… not XHTML friendly…
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Wednesday October 13, 2010 - 12:22
In reply to: @khaitutwitter.com @khaitutwitter.com single quotes in XHTML valid?!? Oh boy am I embarrassed…
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Thursday October 14, 2010 - 14:51
@khaitutwitter.com - still need someone to rent your flat?
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Thursday October 14, 2010 - 15:01
@tchisles @rafaschoutwitter.com is looking for a flat right now… he’s coming back from Singapore in a matter of weeks
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Thursday October 14, 2010 - 15:12
@tchisles you want to ping me an email address I only have your old one!
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Monday October 18, 2010 - 10:41
IT support? No, I mean actual support, not ‘please restart’? #XKCD says it best
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Tuesday October 19, 2010 - 08:37
In reply to: @Malarkeytwitter.com @Malarkeytwitter.com tick tock tick tock… I have a credit card with @itshardboiledtwitter.com ’s name on it. Hopefully get it in time for my birthday :)
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Tuesday October 19, 2010 - 09:47
Vampire problem? Get a vintage solution Rare 19th Century Ivory vampire killing kit, including spring loaded cross!
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Tuesday October 19, 2010 - 12:21
In reply to: @nachttwitter.com @nachttwitter.com you should worry… baseless optimism can undermine whole countries!
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Tuesday October 19, 2010 - 16:08
RT @doctorowtwitter.com : BAD SCIENCE, @bengoldacretwitter.com ’s magnum opus of woo-busting, now available for US readers
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Tuesday October 19, 2010 - 17:47
OK, got Angry Birds for Android. I fear for productivity, sleep or any other activity. Hope I don’t miss my plane home in 2 days time…
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Tuesday October 19, 2010 - 21:31
I must not be baited by Apple fanboys, I must not be baited by Apple fanboys, I must not be… sorry @aral, @khaitutwitter.com it’s been a long day…
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Tuesday October 19, 2010 - 22:14
Could open source social networks reinvigorate ISP’s? First draft, please be gentle ;-)
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Wednesday October 20, 2010 - 09:57
@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com - fingers crossed. I’m confident that the private sector is clamouring to look after the Roman remains in a Yarmouth estate!
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Wednesday October 20, 2010 - 10:06
In reply to: @ryanand26twitter.com @ryanand26twitter.com congrats you are now a level 5 domestic wizard. You have +1 washing and +2 cooking
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Wednesday October 20, 2010 - 10:16
RT @bruceltwitter.com : Think today’s cuts need to be so vicious because of ’the mess inherited from Labour’? Read this
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Wednesday October 20, 2010 - 11:39
@videonastytwitter.com do you have something for the abrasions? Ginger nuts can be scratchy!
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Wednesday October 20, 2010 - 12:51
@Tim_Enchanter you should worry more about robot heritage professionals. They’re the dangerous ones.
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Thursday October 21, 2010 - 11:57
Awesome, the team in Bengaluru bought me a birthday cake! Thanks guys :-)
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Saturday October 23, 2010 - 12:23
I’ve had a great birthday this year. Thanks to all for the good wishes and cool presents. Love to you all.
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Monday October 25, 2010 - 07:10
Sweet Jeebers it’s cold. I’m really not ready for this… one thing about India; you never have to chip ice off the car to get to work!
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Monday October 25, 2010 - 17:24
In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com check out the greatest Bento art - seriously cool stuff!
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Tuesday October 26, 2010 - 14:37
RT @bengoldacretwitter.com : Dear UK government: please stop spending my money on being really really creepy, srsly, thanks.
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Tuesday October 26, 2010 - 18:51
@theultraplex @sapientnitro RT @Souderstwitter.com Great list of mobile UI and UX guidelines
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Tuesday October 26, 2010 - 18:52
@TheSassyGoddess are you sure it wasn’t the office gorilla?
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Tuesday October 26, 2010 - 21:44
Watching the secret life of the national grid on #bbc4 . Brilliant!
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Tuesday October 26, 2010 - 22:40
In reply to: @remtwitter.com @remtwitter.com might ‘ready’ or ‘done’ be what happens next?
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Wednesday October 27, 2010 - 17:14
I’m gonna need some Dapper Dan…
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Thursday October 28, 2010 - 07:39
Working from home today, but still up before the sun. Lazy sun.
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Thursday October 28, 2010 - 10:36
After a day like today (and it’s only 1030) I’m concerned about my ability to survive NoBoozeVember
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Thursday October 28, 2010 - 11:59
Glockenspiel? Thimbles? Casio PT? You’re good to go!
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Thursday October 28, 2010 - 22:34
#PCworld have taken the last vestige of my love of star wars. I didn’t even realise there was anything left after phantom menace. The shame
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Saturday October 30, 2010 - 13:35
RT @norocktwitter.com : Nick Clegg says that his influence is moving Tory ministers to the left. Really? What would they be doing without? Sterilisi …
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Sunday October 31, 2010 - 23:23
Dyslexic zombies on search for Brians…
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