July, 2018

31st July, 2018

Sunday July 1, 2018 - 19:38

@jutertwitter.com I’m totally up for this, if you are.

Monday July 2, 2018 - 06:42

RT @DanaVivianWhitetwitter.com : “Millennials” is used in the media to infantilize, discredit, and instill distrust of an educated, hard-working, low-e…

Monday July 2, 2018 - 06:57

@Emilybuckshottwitter.com My new game is about the only one I’d trust me to be a binge night and the warnings reappear. I think it’s a new fashion and you’ll make millions selling replica shirts.

Tuesday July 3, 2018 - 06:43

Thanks @GNRailUKtwitter.com it’s not like I had an important meeting today or anything.

Tuesday July 3, 2018 - 09:46

I’m really proud of what we’ve been building over here at #WaitroseCookWell, and pleased to be able to give you a 50% discount voucher, so you can try it.

Tuesday July 3, 2018 - 16:47

OMG, I’m not a vegetarian, but I for think this may well be the answer to #whatsfordinner? I’ve also got a discount code for ya ‘LEIGHG50’ please share!

Tuesday July 3, 2018 - 22:56

RT @HamillHimselftwitter.com : I’m Mark Hamill.

#ReallyPushingItNow 🤞

Wednesday July 4, 2018 - 06:30

Love this thread of geeks coming to help :)

Wednesday July 4, 2018 - 07:13

Hey, @GNRailUKtwitter.com please can you turn the heaters off on the 0715 ELY-KGX carriage 424113. It’s really far from cold!

Wednesday July 4, 2018 - 07:47

RT @jeremycorbyntwitter.com : Labour is back as the political voice of the working class, in all its diversity, all across Britain. #UPC2018

Wednesday July 4, 2018 - 08:23

Amazing. Instructions for emergency on my train say ‘push button, speak to driver’ now our driver is going to stop the train without speaking to us because ‘someone pulled the door alarm’ - confusing messaging here @GNRailUKtwitter.com

Wednesday July 4, 2018 - 18:04

RT @RichardBurgontwitter.com : At #PMQs today every Conservative MP is wearing an “NHS 70” badge - to mark 70 years since they voted against its creati…

Wednesday July 4, 2018 - 22:57

I don’t know a great deal about football, but from what I hear about their manager I hope #ENG win, because it would vindicate the kind of manager that Gareth Southgate appears to be.

Inspiration over fear

Team building over dictatorship

Kindness over machismo

@GaryLinekertwitter.com

Thursday July 5, 2018 - 13:09

Actual lol 😂

Thursday July 5, 2018 - 13:21

@GNRailUKtwitter.com #FixedIt for you:

⚠️ Timetable is being amended every 5 minutes

ℹ️ For unreliable info about ticket acceptance 👉

❓ Questions we want to answer 👉

🚆 Play timetable routlette 👉

Thursday July 5, 2018 - 13:29

The threads on this are amazing. So many people failing to understand that freedom of speech / expression doesn’t mean immunity from the consequences.

Thursday July 5, 2018 - 14:42

@LASTEXITshirtstwitter.com It’s “Beach Bantha Bingo” - a star wars story!

Thursday July 5, 2018 - 22:50

Lovers of devops, that aren’t minded to love AWS (and I’m looking at you too gcloud), this thread a thousand times over. @type__errortwitter.com @poshaughnessytwitter.com @lady_ada_kingtwitter.com @remtwitter.com @rmurpheytwitter.com

Thursday July 5, 2018 - 23:10

If I was the 70yr old that this was directed at, I’d be very worried he was about to bump me off for the inheritance.

Friday July 6, 2018 - 05:57

One of the small joys of being up at 530 each day to walk the dog, is that you can walk 10 paces without turning into a sweat beast.

Friday July 6, 2018 - 07:58

Word on the street is, if you want 50% of a recipe box that contains this amazing Keema Pau Lamb, to be delivered on Monday - you should order before 9am today!

and there’s 50% off for you)

#WaitroseCookWell #whatsForDinner

Monday July 9, 2018 - 15:05

RT @Rainmaker1973twitter.com : Rhythmic gymnasts always perform so flawlessly, but stabilizing a video on the ball may help create an even more flawles…

Monday July 9, 2018 - 15:07

Of course he did. This is always his game plan. When the shit he stirs finally hits the fan, he’s always first under the umbrella of back benches. He should be banned from ever taking public office again. @OwenJones84twitter.com

Monday July 9, 2018 - 17:17

Hey @monzotwitter.com - are the new joint accounts actually joint accounts - or more like shared pots? i.e. Owned jointly and severally by the account holders.

Monday July 9, 2018 - 18:46

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com My expectation is that Tories will do what they do best. Swallow integrity, stifle principles and just take it, in order to preserve the things they all hold dear. Money and power. But money above all.

Monday July 9, 2018 - 19:47

This is the problem with the Tories leading Brexit. Like so many twats, they have a dream, then upon waking keep fucking going on about it, despite not having a foggy clue what it means.

Monday July 9, 2018 - 19:48

Just to think, by the time he’s 20, he might be allowed to dress like it’s 1952.

Tuesday July 10, 2018 - 07:30

Dear businesses that put FAQs on their sites. Please, please please, try actually putting questions that people ACTUALLY frequently ask on there, not just what you want to answer.

Tuesday July 10, 2018 - 08:42

Journalists are writing more and more clickbait. Could this mean the end of truth?!

Tuesday July 10, 2018 - 12:58

RT @Benfogletwitter.com : And caught an endangered Tope shark. Twat.

Tuesday July 10, 2018 - 16:53

RT @ZachInglistwitter.com : I’ve got a friend who’s an absolute kick-ass front-ender. She’s looking for a remote job.

Anyone know of anything going? S…

Wednesday July 11, 2018 - 18:32

@petetrainortwitter.com @kashthefuturisttwitter.com @Fisher85Mtwitter.com @antgrassotwitter.com @EvanKirsteltwitter.com @ipfconline1twitter.com @Ronald_vanLoontwitter.com @andi_staubtwitter.com @JacBurns_Comext @MikeQuindazzitwitter.com @SpirosMargaristwitter.com @andy_lucernetwitter.com @TheIoThouseholdtwitter.com @gvalantwitter.com @Fede_Agugginitwitter.com @Droit_IA Isn’t the Da Vinci already in use by human operators now? Is this one computer operated?

Wednesday July 11, 2018 - 20:04

@petetrainortwitter.com @kashthefuturisttwitter.com @Fisher85Mtwitter.com @antgrassotwitter.com @EvanKirsteltwitter.com @ipfconline1twitter.com @Ronald_vanLoontwitter.com @andi_staubtwitter.com @JacBurns_Comext @MikeQuindazzitwitter.com @SpirosMargaristwitter.com @andy_lucernetwitter.com @TheIoThouseholdtwitter.com @gvalantwitter.com @Fede_Agugginitwitter.com @Droit_IA Nah, it’s the human operated version here. Stabilizers might be augmented by some computer controls, but this robot is already in use in medical practice AFAIK. I believe there’s even a telemedical version :)

No need to wait 5 years :)

Wednesday July 11, 2018 - 22:26

Don’t worry #eng fans. Perhaps it’ll come home next year…

Thursday July 12, 2018 - 06:28

@ruskin147twitter.com 5 bitcoin, 50 ethereum and 500 bitcoin per tweet

Thursday July 12, 2018 - 06:33

RT @shekituptwitter.com : If voice is the future of computing what about those who cannot speak or hear? I used @TensorFlowtwitter.com .js to make @AmazonEcho resp…

Thursday July 12, 2018 - 07:16

Morning @GNRailUKtwitter.com I know many of us are feeling gloomy after last night’s defeat, but can we turn the heaters off now pls? The tears have dried on their own and it’s roasting in here. (ELY-KGX 0715 car #424120)

Friday July 13, 2018 - 09:29

Hahahahahah ahahhahahahaha ahahahaha aha ahahah hahahahaha

Tories defending Trump, whilst toadying to May AND Brexiteers

But, seriously…

Aha ahahaha ahaha aha aha hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA

haha hahahaha

.

..

…

They make me sick

Friday July 13, 2018 - 09:32

@barneyfarmertwitter.com Sorry - the shred of decency was lost in field of wheat some years ago.

Friday July 13, 2018 - 10:25

@lady_ada_kingtwitter.com @codepo8twitter.com I didn’t care about Captain Marvel, but I just read she’s going to be played by Brie Larson - who was excellent in GLOW (and Mad Men) - so am now officially on board!

Friday July 13, 2018 - 10:27

THIS!

(Ignoring the fact that I just got a bit excited about the forthcoming Captain Marvel movie)

Friday July 13, 2018 - 19:08

I dunno, judging by the picture, I’d say people are still not doing it right…

Friday July 13, 2018 - 22:26

@barneyfarmertwitter.com Turns out this is what Theresa was doing running through this field of wheat…

Friday July 13, 2018 - 22:54

RT @jessphillipstwitter.com : Red tape like maternity rights, the right to go to tribunal, the sticky red tape of making sure our food isn’t pumped wit…

Friday July 13, 2018 - 23:01

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Nah. Necrophilia seems more likely. He’s always happiest when digging up dirt on dead girls.

Friday July 13, 2018 - 23:18

@wildoniontwitter.com @guardiannewstwitter.com You on it? 😯

You okay?

Friday July 13, 2018 - 23:29

@wildoniontwitter.com @guardiannewstwitter.com Good to hear. Time for a stiff drink or six I suspect.

Saturday July 14, 2018 - 14:54

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com ‘I’m a communist, and that means I believe individual actions are more powerful than the group’

Sheesh.

Saturday July 14, 2018 - 22:05

@AngleseyAbbeyNTtwitter.com had an amazing day today. The volunteer at the mill waited specially for our kids to arrive, then let them ’turn the mill on’. Absolutely made their day, they can’t stop talking about it.

A beautiful day!

Sunday July 15, 2018 - 08:25

RT @Kokomothegreattwitter.com : A-FUCKING-MAZING

Donald Trump, while on his golf course is serenaded with protestors’ chants of:

“No Trump. No KKK, N…

Sunday July 15, 2018 - 08:55

RT @metalband_exetwitter.com : Filthy Gravë Worm

Sunday July 15, 2018 - 14:59

RT @pandammoniumtwitter.com : Ely Museum at risk of closing unless thousands is raised | Ely Museum | #Ely #museum #fundraising

Sunday July 15, 2018 - 22:47

RT @openbionicstwitter.com : Good news! A generous donor would like to fund Hero Arms for children in the UK 🎉🎉🎉 so, if you’re a parent of a child with…

Sunday July 15, 2018 - 22:59

RT @bobgallagher18twitter.com : Great respect to the president of Croatia: Not missed a match, travelled in economy class and is in the stands with the…

Monday July 16, 2018 - 07:00

Boogie nights. Keep Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Monday July 16, 2018 - 07:43

Beginning to think that Trump supporters don’t really see any collusion with Russia, real or imagined, as much of a problem. In much the same way as they don’t care about the fascism, race hate, misogyny or child abuse.

They just see a King. They want to obey.

#Resist

Monday July 16, 2018 - 09:59

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com It’s spelled spelled. Unless you meant the grain. ;)

Tuesday July 17, 2018 - 00:06

@jutertwitter.com I know, right?! ✌

Tuesday July 17, 2018 - 12:39

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Wait, aren’t fashion parades a thing?

Tuesday July 17, 2018 - 14:21

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Boringly, I think it’s just another name for ‘fashion show’ - the models are ‘parading’ for the buyers. These are definitely a thing.

That said, I reckon if you wanted to start a parade of fashion, you’d get a lot of support…

Tuesday July 17, 2018 - 14:23

RT @barneyfarmertwitter.com : Until this kind of corruption is mandatorily punished at the ballot box, with results overturned, candidates permanently…

Tuesday July 17, 2018 - 14:29

@hownottodrawtwitter.com It’s pronounced just as it’s written, but I live quite close to Forty Foot Dyke. Just wanted to throw that into the mix.

Tuesday July 17, 2018 - 16:21

What’s scarier is that the consequences of having cheated and been caught are little more than a slap on the wrist. No revisiting of outcomes; no recount; no recourse for victims.

Wednesday July 18, 2018 - 22:25

RT @bphogantwitter.com : My timeline is starting to fill up with “Ugh REST is so yesterday. GraphQL!!!” tweets.

Remember yesterday when I was talking…

Thursday July 19, 2018 - 07:31

Oh @twittertwitter.com why did you move all the buttons?

I’m wasting a lot of energy moving my thumb up to the top, tutting, rolling my eyes, then moving thumb back down to the bottom.

My RSI is feeling better though… 😶

Friday July 20, 2018 - 07:27

Perhaps let’s work on getting him and others recognised for what they are. Fascists.

But otherwise, lol. 😆

Friday July 20, 2018 - 07:36

@hondanhontwitter.com @doctorowtwitter.com Nice to meet you. I’m Barney CastleNet.

Friday July 20, 2018 - 09:41

@rotemerentwitter.com @EnlghtnmntLibrl @CathyYoung63twitter.com I’m not an expert, but isn’t one argument that the market DID create a replacement - the prison industrial complex. Lifetime contracts, with living expenses, paid for by tax payers. Although I’m not sure the coercion was removed.

Friday July 20, 2018 - 09:50

Awesome work!

Friday July 20, 2018 - 13:48

@zacharyparadistwitter.com I know. Sorry. His wrecking trip over here is still raw.

Friday July 20, 2018 - 14:01

@Dootsontwitter.com Hull keeps it’s gems hidden, but it’s a fantastic place to live. I did for 3 years.

Friday July 20, 2018 - 14:51

@Dootsontwitter.com It’s true. Guess I’m just sorry to see Hull down the bottom of the league :)

Friday July 20, 2018 - 16:40

@zacharyparadistwitter.com Yeah, I feel for you. I look at UK and US and find it hard to even know where to start with how much is f’ed.

#resist old friend, and persist :)

Saturday July 21, 2018 - 00:05

@TheRickWilsontwitter.com There’s nothing wrong with the slogan, per se, unless voters don’t believe it represents the actual living brand.

If Democrats don’t ACT like they’re ‘for the people’ then that slogan is gong to ring hollow.

Brand is the experience, not the logo or the slogan.

#wagTheDog

Saturday July 21, 2018 - 10:30

A really concise description of what’s wrong with social media. But yet again misses the ‘why’ or ‘who’ questions. I.e. ‘WHO is using social media to manipulate you, and WHY?’

Saturday July 21, 2018 - 15:13

@dancharveytwitter.com Thanks, I’ll dig in 😀

Saturday July 21, 2018 - 15:41

As I watch Sing for the 8 millionth time with my 5 yr old daughter, I give thanks to @GarthJennings for making such a great piece of work, that I’m still noticing little moments, and I’m still looking forward to viewing 8,000,001.

Saturday July 21, 2018 - 17:22

Just remembering telling a colleague, who has a major crush on Sean Connery, about Zardoz.

She had never seen those pictures before.

I briefly felt bad, but she had to know. I’m still laughing now.

Saturday July 21, 2018 - 17:25

Thread of doooooooom!

Saturday July 21, 2018 - 23:01

@Paul_Kinlantwitter.com @amitmoryosseftwitter.com @DasSurmatwitter.com Okay, now I’m listening… Or are you trolling me with some gimp magic?

Monday July 23, 2018 - 07:03

JFC

Monday July 23, 2018 - 07:35

I know a little bit about how Discover weekly works on @Spotifytwitter.com but… I have no words…

Monday July 23, 2018 - 07:59

@barneyfarmertwitter.com Oh God. Do you think someone said ‘Mr President, you need to go to Davos’ but he was in the middle of a Dr Who marathon…

This is the final straw that broke nuclear Armageddon. This.

Monday July 23, 2018 - 19:13

RT @spiderfloristtwitter.com : @sehurlburttwitter.com An Easy Lay, a text-only dating sim where your goal is to get a boy to let you lay an egg in him, bc you are…

Tuesday July 24, 2018 - 06:53

@silentworkstwitter.com Welcome to my blockchain-based [enter business category here] project. First of all, I’d like to explain how it’s definitely not a pyramid scheme.

If this scheme WAS to have a shape, it’d be more like a crystalline Buckminster-fullerene.

Wednesday July 25, 2018 - 18:04

RT @cyberomintwitter.com : Startup founders, the media and the market/reality in one video.

Thursday July 26, 2018 - 08:02

RT @ianbremmertwitter.com : Workers making Trump 2020 campaign flags in Fuyang, Anhui Province. #AmericaFirst

Thursday July 26, 2018 - 16:44

RT @DrunkBinarytwitter.com :

Thursday July 26, 2018 - 17:28

Impostor syndrome is encouraged at an early age…

Thursday July 26, 2018 - 17:34

TFW someone says bamboo shots, and you hear shoots. 🐼 Nearly made it to bed…

Thursday July 26, 2018 - 17:51

This one doesn’t look much better…

Thursday July 26, 2018 - 21:23

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Temporarily or permanently? I don’t have answers either way, but you know, helps to know what you’re dealing with.

Thursday July 26, 2018 - 21:24

@wildoniontwitter.com @bensalmontwitter.com @NaughtyNorthtwitter.com I’ve been fired for not using it. Best thing I ever did.

Thursday July 26, 2018 - 21:39

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com 😊

Thursday July 26, 2018 - 21:46

@The_Perturbatortwitter.com Why is no one mentioning Godzuki? Classic, right? Right?

[Looks at daughter]

Okay, sure, you can get a face tattoo, I got nothing.

Thursday July 26, 2018 - 22:49

@type__errortwitter.com Life, uh, finds a way.

Friday July 27, 2018 - 20:50

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Friday July 27, 2018 - 20:55

RT @skenigsbergtwitter.com : ok this is my new fav letter to the editor

Friday July 27, 2018 - 21:07

Anyone got a list of businesses that plan to stay (open) after Brexit?

Saturday July 28, 2018 - 17:03

RT @carolecadwallatwitter.com : Steve Bannon is in talks with Michael Gove. Let that sink in.

Monday July 30, 2018 - 20:30

This goes out to @MotelOnetwitter.com Edinburgh Princes Street. Thank you for making our stay great and then making our stay easy when our flight was cancelled.

Brilliant personal customer service.

😍

Monday July 30, 2018 - 23:12

Hey @Spotifytwitter.com @Spotifytwitter.com Cares I’m pretty torn about this. On one hand, I love your premium family service. On the other, I despise the hate that Alex Jones and infowars peddle.

I don’t want my family to have access to this, so I will cancel if necessary. Please don’t make me.

Monday July 30, 2018 - 23:17

@type__errortwitter.com TCP/creepy

Tuesday July 31, 2018 - 08:27

@jutertwitter.com I’d modify it slightly to say ‘change has to be cheap’ so whether it’s code, design, analysis, whatever. It should be as easy as possible to throw something away in the face of new information or requirements.

Tuesday July 31, 2018 - 10:56

RT @williamlegatetwitter.com : Spotify is now hosting InfoWars on their platform, even as Facebook & others are giving them suspensions…

>>> Use the s…

Tuesday July 31, 2018 - 15:31

@jutertwitter.com @GreggsOfficialtwitter.com Don’t worry, the shepherdess is just around the corner :)

Tuesday July 31, 2018 - 21:35

Giant cock’s rise and fall

Tuesday July 31, 2018 - 21:38

@TheAcademytwitter.com Giant cock’s rise and fall

Tuesday July 31, 2018 - 23:21

@type__errortwitter.com Keep done! Well trying! Such newbie! Great begin!

Tuesday July 31, 2018 - 23:37

@TheAcademytwitter.com Bill Murray ISN’T a zombie!

Tuesday July 31, 2018 - 23:38

@TheAcademytwitter.com Don’t say candyman candyman candyman

Tuesday July 31, 2018 - 23:40

@TheAcademytwitter.com Some husbands drown, wives swim.

Tuesday July 31, 2018 - 23:43

@TheAcademytwitter.com