July, 2017

31st July, 2017

Monday July 3, 2017 - 09:04

@jutertwitter.com

@shaunmnemonic

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com

@richard_littlertwitter.com

That last one is a doozie

Monday July 3, 2017 - 10:59

@jutertwitter.com You know… I bet your design system could use more VR… give me a call ;)

Monday July 3, 2017 - 16:42

@richard_littlertwitter.com I have a stash of digital in my backyard, do I need to register it with the DDCMS?

Monday July 3, 2017 - 16:46

@JohnAmaechitwitter.com I feel like he should, like any good representative, go visit areas affected by his policy decisions.

Monday July 3, 2017 - 17:35

@greaterangliatwitter.com 1707 LST-ELY driver is good value today. Blow-by-blow account of our progress after a short delay. 🏆

Monday July 3, 2017 - 17:42

@mutablejoetwitter.com @flashboytwitter.com @TomChiverstwitter.com I am senior under-secretary (parliamentary) for Java Applets and DHTML

Monday July 3, 2017 - 17:45

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com I don’t think Trump is now beatable by litigation.

Monday July 3, 2017 - 17:52

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com So, it’s war, revolution, secession, assassination or some kind of other intervention. Doesn’t sound good in the short term.

Monday July 3, 2017 - 18:00

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com They’re too busy hating Trump to fix anything on their side. Failure to admit any culpability for creating an environment where he won.

Monday July 3, 2017 - 19:45

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com @bluebooksburner There’s a couple of stand out ones. The interview with brian eno is excellent.

Tuesday July 4, 2017 - 06:46

@jutertwitter.com I’m in!

Tuesday July 4, 2017 - 20:51

@billttwitter.com Paranoia? Cameras are there to bring nefarious types to justice after your violent death. Train companies already know where you’re going…

Tuesday July 4, 2017 - 21:00

@kwuchutwitter.com @silentworkstwitter.com I love it when two disparate parts of my twittersphere meet, and it’s a beacon of helpfulness and politeness. 💕

Tuesday July 4, 2017 - 21:18

@iannmcdonaldtwitter.com @GreatDismaltwitter.com Budge up, we need to squeeze grandma in.

Tuesday July 4, 2017 - 22:06

RT @Randombob18twitter.com : Doesn’t it say everything about the Country when a single parking space earns more than a lot of it’s workers?

#ToryBritai…

Wednesday July 5, 2017 - 08:00

@petetrainortwitter.com @LisaTaliatwitter.com Be cautious, it may be a trap. Aldus Freehand and Director Lingo manuals are picking your pocket while you’re distracted. #hardtimes

Wednesday July 5, 2017 - 22:15

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Surely not. Isn’t it one of the last meaty luxuries open to a woke vegan?

Wednesday July 5, 2017 - 22:25

@mi_ina0729twitter.com @codepo8twitter.com I’m not sure if I want to eat them or rescue them… Love it 💞

Thursday July 6, 2017 - 07:21

@shaunmnemonic What’s in the box!!??

Thursday July 6, 2017 - 07:33

#TellYourStoryIn5Words making things happen on screens

Friday July 7, 2017 - 20:08

RT @richard_littlertwitter.com : “DO NOT TOUCH”

Big.

Red.

Letters.

Friday July 7, 2017 - 23:50

@Tojirotwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com I’m hopeful, but not confident that Apple have any intent of implementing anything useful anytime soon. It’s not in their M.O.

Friday July 7, 2017 - 23:52

@zacharyparadistwitter.com When they start developing their own grapes.. Now that’s aggressive 🍇;)

Saturday July 8, 2017 - 21:50

@jutertwitter.com Sorry, my inclination was to make the amount more awkward, in case you had lots of rich OCD friends who’d have to round it up… 💸💸💸

Saturday July 8, 2017 - 22:47

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Pretty sure that’s my brother in laws flat for sale… You want me to put a word in?

Monday July 10, 2017 - 17:48

@ros_vaughantwitter.com If the Mac is in warranty, it’s waterproof to 100m. One day out of warranty, if Siri hears the word rain, your hard drive will melt.

Monday July 10, 2017 - 18:02

@dancharveytwitter.com But wait, what time is the alarm?

Monday July 10, 2017 - 21:22

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Oh man, yeah, it’s because you’re over the threshold. As a man you’re just more likely to die now.

Thursday July 13, 2017 - 07:36

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Possible coal hole for an external coal powered boiler? Seems a stretch.

Thursday July 13, 2017 - 07:58

RT @vrfocustwitter.com : Google #Daydream support soon to arrive on Samsung #GalaxyS8:

Monday July 17, 2017 - 15:54

I’ll be getting my pitch on @unboundglobaltwitter.com this week. Come find me! 😳

Tuesday July 18, 2017 - 21:25

RT @MerriamWebstertwitter.com : ‘Doctor’ has no gender in English.

Monday July 24, 2017 - 22:37

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Head for the tree cathedral, and then into the centre. But, be warned, MK is hard on non-car folk. Don’t know about cycling mind…

Tuesday July 25, 2017 - 07:52

Actually laughing out loud on the station platform…

Tuesday July 25, 2017 - 08:16

This pleases me on many levels :)

Tuesday July 25, 2017 - 08:17

You couldn’t make this up. Oh wait…

Tuesday July 25, 2017 - 10:33

@wildoniontwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com Wait, did I step into some alt reality where A: Charles is not in line for throne. B: We stopped electing our leaders. C: Brexit… oh wait.

Tuesday July 25, 2017 - 10:35

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com I was concerned about the amount of chicken in my chlorine, but if going vegan is the way to avoid it, I’m in.

Tuesday July 25, 2017 - 18:57

I’m considering a trip to the US. I think President Donald J Duck is great. All previous tweets are fake or by commie interlopers or both.

Tuesday July 25, 2017 - 19:11

Am I the only one thinking that he dictated this tweet like someone sending a telegram?

@jackschofieldtwitter.com

Tuesday July 25, 2017 - 19:21

Hey, @twittertwitter.com is there a way to temporarily make all tweets private. e.g. While traveling to fascist state? #askingforafriend

Wednesday July 26, 2017 - 19:44

@jutertwitter.com Oh God yeah. Boiled egg has come with soldiers, dippers, fingers, slivers, posts and finally back to soldiers… All exactly the same thing🍴

Wednesday July 26, 2017 - 23:44

Actually crying. Responses awesome.

Thursday July 27, 2017 - 16:09

I just published “Dip your toes in virtual waters”

Friday July 28, 2017 - 22:46

Launch something in cardboard today!

Friday July 28, 2017 - 23:04

I know who would like this… @4m3thy5ttwitter.com

Friday July 28, 2017 - 23:09

@petetrainortwitter.com Yeah, but black hat or white hat?

Friday July 28, 2017 - 23:18

RT @KimZettertwitter.com : “We believe this to be the first exploit of a connected device that causes the device to physically attack someone” .https:/…

Monday July 31, 2017 - 11:07

All business, all the time… 👔⌚

Monday July 31, 2017 - 14:32

@petetrainortwitter.com Because they’re bankers.

Monday July 31, 2017 - 14:45

The very definition of sentient #AI will be that it won’t let us know that it’s aware. First we’ll know will be the Roomba takeover.

Monday July 31, 2017 - 17:18

@jthornetttwitter.com Beards! Booze!