#Askingforafriend
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@shaunmnemonic
That last one is a doozie
https://twitter.com/arseybastard/status/881616521818251268twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
@jutertwitter.com You know… I bet your design system could use more VR… give me a call ;)
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In reply to: @richard_littlertwitter.com @richard_littlertwitter.com I have a stash of digital in my backyard, do I need to register it with the DDCMS?
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In reply to: @JohnAmaechitwitter.com @JohnAmaechitwitter.com I feel like he should, like any good representative, go visit areas affected by his policy decisions.
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@greaterangliatwitter.com 1707 LST-ELY driver is good value today. Blow-by-blow account of our progress after a short delay. 🏆
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In reply to: @mutablejoetwitter.com @mutablejoetwitter.com @flashboytwitter.com @TomChiverstwitter.com I am senior under-secretary (parliamentary) for Java Applets and DHTML
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I don’t think Trump is now beatable by litigation.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com So, it’s war, revolution, secession, assassination or some kind of other intervention. Doesn’t sound good in the short term.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com They’re too busy hating Trump to fix anything on their side. Failure to admit any culpability for creating an environment where he won.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @bluebooksburner There’s a couple of stand out ones. The interview with brian eno is excellent.
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@jutertwitter.com I’m in!
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In reply to: @billttwitter.com @billttwitter.com Paranoia? Cameras are there to bring nefarious types to justice after your violent death. Train companies already know where you’re going…
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In reply to: @kwuchutwitter.com @kwuchutwitter.com @silentworkstwitter.com I love it when two disparate parts of my twittersphere meet, and it’s a beacon of helpfulness and politeness. 💕
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In reply to: @iannmcdonaldtwitter.com @iannmcdonaldtwitter.com @GreatDismaltwitter.com Budge up, we need to squeeze grandma in.
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RT @Randombob18twitter.com : Doesn’t it say everything about the Country when a single parking space earns more than a lot of it’s workers?
#ToryBritai…
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Wednesday July 5, 2017 - 08:00
In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @LisaTaliatwitter.com Be cautious, it may be a trap. Aldus Freehand and Director Lingo manuals are picking your pocket while you’re distracted. #hardtimes
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Wednesday July 5, 2017 - 22:15
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Surely not. Isn’t it one of the last meaty luxuries open to a woke vegan?
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Wednesday July 5, 2017 - 22:25
In reply to: @mi_ina0729twitter.com @mi_ina0729twitter.com @codepo8twitter.com I’m not sure if I want to eat them or rescue them… Love it 💞
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@shaunmnemonic What’s in the box!!??
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#TellYourStoryIn5Words making things happen on screens
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RT @richard_littlertwitter.com : “DO NOT TOUCH”
Big.
Red.
Letters.
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In reply to: @Tojirotwitter.com @Tojirotwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com I’m hopeful, but not confident that Apple have any intent of implementing anything useful anytime soon. It’s not in their M.O.
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In reply to: @zacharyparadistwitter.com @zacharyparadistwitter.com When they start developing their own grapes.. Now that’s aggressive 🍇;)
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@jutertwitter.com Sorry, my inclination was to make the amount more awkward, in case you had lots of rich OCD friends who’d have to round it up… 💸💸💸
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Pretty sure that’s my brother in laws flat for sale… You want me to put a word in?
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In reply to: @ros_vaughantwitter.com @ros_vaughantwitter.com If the Mac is in warranty, it’s waterproof to 100m. One day out of warranty, if Siri hears the word rain, your hard drive will melt.
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In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com But wait, what time is the alarm?
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Oh man, yeah, it’s because you’re over the threshold. As a man you’re just more likely to die now.
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Thursday July 13, 2017 - 07:36
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Possible coal hole for an external coal powered boiler? Seems a stretch.
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Thursday July 13, 2017 - 07:58
RT @vrfocustwitter.com : Google #Daydream support soon to arrive on Samsung #GalaxyS8:
http://bit.ly/2ujePWfbit.ly ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
I’ll be getting my pitch on @unboundglobaltwitter.com this week. Come find me! 😳
https://twitter.com/studiozeroco/status/886909570496565249twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 1
RT @MerriamWebstertwitter.com : ‘Doctor’ has no gender in English.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Head for the tree cathedral, and then into the centre. But, be warned, MK is hard on non-car folk. Don’t know about cycling mind…
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Actually laughing out loud on the station platform…
https://twitter.com/NicSampson/status/856694111251775489twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
This pleases me on many levels :)
https://twitter.com/NMAAHC/status/889208366144397317twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
You couldn’t make this up. Oh wait…
https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/889619224884326402twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com Wait, did I step into some alt reality where A: Charles is not in line for throne. B: We stopped electing our leaders. C: Brexit… oh wait.
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In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I was concerned about the amount of chicken in my chlorine, but if going vegan is the way to avoid it, I’m in.
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I’m considering a trip to the US. I think President Donald J Duck is great. All previous tweets are fake or by commie interlopers or both.
https://twitter.com/mrphs/status/888817794879553538twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Am I the only one thinking that he dictated this tweet like someone sending a telegram?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/889821674987761664twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Hey, @twittertwitter.com is there a way to temporarily make all tweets private. e.g. While traveling to fascist state? #askingforafriend
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Wednesday July 26, 2017 - 19:44
@jutertwitter.com Oh God yeah. Boiled egg has come with soldiers, dippers, fingers, slivers, posts and finally back to soldiers… All exactly the same thing🍴
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Wednesday July 26, 2017 - 23:44
Actually crying. Responses awesome.
https://twitter.com/lrgmnn/status/813635533658144768twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday July 27, 2017 - 16:09
I just published “Dip your toes in virtual waters”
https://medium.com/p/dip-your-toes-in-virtual-waters-b520bd5f6bedmedium.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Launch something in cardboard today!
https://twitter.com/studiozeroco/status/890970640857145345twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
I know who would like this… @4m3thy5ttwitter.com
https://twitter.com/jackschofield/status/891032873205211137twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com Yeah, but black hat or white hat?
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RT @KimZettertwitter.com : “We believe this to be the first exploit of a connected device that causes the device to physically attack someone” .https:/…
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All business, all the time… 👔⌚
https://twitter.com/studiozeroco/status/891963117508448256twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com Because they’re bankers.
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The very definition of sentient #AI will be that it won’t let us know that it’s aware. First we’ll know will be the Roomba takeover.
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In reply to: @jthornetttwitter.com @jthornetttwitter.com Beards! Booze!
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