December, 2016
Thursday December 1, 2016 - 00:17
Can’t help feeling that it’s @ros_vaughantwitter.com ’s fault that I’m completely Fünken und pümpen right now. Last man standing.
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 00:35
@AirlineReportertwitter.com @mattpoveytwitter.com @crankyfliertwitter.com a shame, I was at SIA when they got the a380 and loved it as a pax. I see why it’s not popular.
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 00:37

RT @barneyfarmertwitter.com : “No Secret Santa in the Caliphate, Beryl!” @HealeyCartoonstwitter.com
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 00:42
@hulltimebasedtwitter.com I also remember restraining a filing cabinet + hydraulics at ROot96/7? For Istvan Kantor. Dangerous, but Nature’s kind.
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 09:33
Nooooooo…
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 13:23
@SunApologytwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com Beryl! They’re at it again, scrutinizing the Sun through pinko-tinted glasses. Murdoch is a saint. How dare they?!
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 17:23
RT @kellbelleraqueltwitter.com : @TMobiletwitter.com Do you know your ads are on sexist racist Breitbart? Please block ad buy. @slpng_giantstwitter.com
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 18:04
I don’t understand why people in the US seems to expect the media to save them from Trump. How the he’ll do they think he got there?
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 18:09
@richardosmantwitter.com she’s trying some Trumpy reverse newspeak. By saying we should feel free, implies that we aren’t. Winterval all over again.
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 18:26
RT @BFItwitter.com : Revealed! Our new 5-year strategy for UK film, #BFI2022. Read more about our exciting future plans: #MyFil…
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 20:53
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com this.
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 20:55
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com and this…
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 22:35

RT @barneyfarmertwitter.com : Cornflakes for breakfast.
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Thursday December 1, 2016 - 22:38
Been thinking this for a while, but trust Grayson to articulate it.
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Friday December 2, 2016 - 22:01
@barneyfarmertwitter.com - perfect gift for Beryl?
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Friday December 2, 2016 - 22:31
Haha - @TheLastLegtwitter.com are talking about this right now!
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Saturday December 3, 2016 - 23:11
RT @remtwitter.com : I totally missed that the @Pebbletwitter.com 4.3 release lets us connect up web pages to our watches/health monitors. Nice.
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Sunday December 4, 2016 - 15:04
@4m3thy5ttwitter.com get it in mirror writing, so you can read it easily…
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 11:37
RT @DJTGIFtwitter.com : Son. I’m never quitting twitter. Ever.
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 11:47
RT @bruceltwitter.com : Do you or a loved one have MS?
Would you be willing to share your experiences in an informal study?
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 11:53
@Glinnertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com I love how the DM style guide prefers ‘anti-establishment’ over ‘fascist’… Sounds so much more cuddly, donchathink?
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 11:53
RT @CreativeReviewtwitter.com : A year in the life of the Obama White House: amazing AR Christmas card by @Nexuslondontwitter.com for outgoing administration http…
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 15:05
My message to creators. Now more than ever, own your data.
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 15:10
Is invoking Trump in any online discussion Godwin 2.0? (Release candidate was Brexit)
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 22:49
Jesus @empiremagazinetwitter.com , I really want to read your stuff, but mobile site is unusable. Can’t read for a second before it jumps down the page.
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 22:54
RT @YorkshireTeatwitter.com : This man is very cross about tea not growing in Yorkshire. Can someone please let him know that everything’s OK? He’s not…
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Monday December 5, 2016 - 22:55
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com could be interesting…
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Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 06:29
RT @NitrateDivatwitter.com : It’s Fritz Lang’s birthday. While I’m celebrating anti-fascists, let’s remember how Lang fled Germany rather than make fil…
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Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 08:03
I’ve enjoyed @podcaststartuptwitter.com since S1, but S4 feels more like a cross between Gimlet sales pitch and TAL extended. Might come back in S5.
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Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 08:09
@billttwitter.com you could try the voices of VR podcast. Thoughtful and prolific! @voicesofvrtwitter.com
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Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 08:23
First thing in my Twitter feed that made me lol in days. This is great writing. @logorrhoeatwitter.com @jutertwitter.com
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Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 13:32

I know they say that robots will replace us at work, but today I was served by server? Surely this could be done in the cloud…
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Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 16:44
Marathons, not Snickers. Jif, not Cìf and a proper, full-size Waggon Wheel.
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Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 17:46
Artists impressions of outdoor cafés in sprawling faux-georgian developments with no cars; buildings all finished; no corner shops or GPs.
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Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 18:14
@profkeithdevlintwitter.com @jackschofieldtwitter.com wait, does @realDonaldTrumptwitter.com have a private airline company? Asking for a friend…
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Tuesday December 6, 2016 - 21:32
@barneyfarmertwitter.com watching Grand Designs, but moaning about the immense wealth / creativity of the people on it. Saying “it’s alright for them”
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 11:35
RT @lawrencewebertwitter.com : Smart young things.?Join the @KarmaKadetstwitter.com . You don’t need a degree, you do need to work hard and be nice to people. http…
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 11:36
@hulltimebasedtwitter.com - put me down for an XL. Where do I send the money?
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 11:36
@billttwitter.com I could see you in one of these ;)
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 11:40
Okay @barneyfarmertwitter.com - last one, I promise… (solid gold)
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 18:01
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com but the markets! Virtual, how can you resist this opportunity?
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 18:07
Bollocks. As in FFS, not as in denial. I love my pebble. Fitbit are not a great parent…
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 18:11
@petetrainortwitter.com wait, why? I’ve missed something…
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 18:32
@petetrainortwitter.com yeah, I think it’s a stretch to call him a person. More like a meme-made-flesh… 😨
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 22:19
@4m3thy5ttwitter.com yeah, some very weird behaviour coming from the ‘hard’ left…
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 22:22
@4m3thy5ttwitter.com true, true. Again it seems that it’s more important to win a philosophical debate than improve people’s lives.
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 22:27
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 22:37
The government be
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Wednesday December 7, 2016 - 22:46
@jutertwitter.com @ros_vaughantwitter.com
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Thursday December 8, 2016 - 06:45
RT @DrewOCCRPtwitter.com : This is BIG.
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Thursday December 8, 2016 - 07:53
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Thursday December 8, 2016 - 10:09

RT @clickbaitrobottwitter.com : Peppa Pig: How Blockchain Is Going To Revolutionise The Toenail Clipping Industry #PeppaPig
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Thursday December 8, 2016 - 20:00
@Androidtwitter.com i get same notification every day ‘android pay accepted here’. The shop next door won’t even take a Scottish fiver let alone cards!
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Sunday December 11, 2016 - 22:33
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com OSVR looks interesting…
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 06:52
So, AI is a big thing, and VR is a big thing. All we need now is an oppressive regime that does good cyber, and it’s the Matrix…
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 07:25
RT @doctorowtwitter.com : Literally overcome by the realisation that @charltonbrookertwitter.com will have to create a 2016 Wipe. Poor sod, but I need to see this.
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 07:34
@HoocOtttwitter.com actually, that’s English. An amalgam of many languages much of which can be traced back to latinate and Sanskrit languages.
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 07:42
@FactTanktwitter.com @codinghorrortwitter.com from the UK it looks like it’s a miracle that anyone makes it to prison alive in the first place.
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 13:07
@HoocOtttwitter.com Yeah, because German & French came fully formed into the universe from the void. ;)
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 13:24
@richard_littlertwitter.com so, that should get them a secretarial position in Trump’s cabinet then? Perhaps SoS Science? Ghosts?
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 13:30
If each refugee was a drop of blood in water of UK population, no shark could detect it Beryl! But, Katie Hopkins could, mark my words.
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 13:37
@jutertwitter.com @logorrhoeatwitter.com - now this is a content style guide…
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 18:32
RT @FAKEGRIMLOCKtwitter.com : #2016 YEAR TEEN VOGUE HOME TO HARDEST HITTING JOURNALISM ON PLANET.
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Monday December 12, 2016 - 23:35
RT @StevenLevytwitter.com : Pebble CEO explains why his company didn’t make it, and why he sold to FItbit.
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Tuesday December 13, 2016 - 06:44
@billttwitter.com @karaswishertwitter.com @Recodetwitter.com I have little faith that any of those tech leaders uttered, or give, one fuck. They are part of the 💰 business.
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Tuesday December 13, 2016 - 06:47
@joshtpmtwitter.com @GreatDismaltwitter.com I’m pretty sure Trump isn’t going to allow books. Or people that write them. Or even people that read them…
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Tuesday December 13, 2016 - 07:23
Oooh burn 🔥 🔥 🔥
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Tuesday December 13, 2016 - 07:28
@barneyfarmertwitter.com radio 2 today: Sharia Twain;
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Tuesday December 13, 2016 - 07:30
I know one thing, let’s try to avoid an ad-supported ecosystem.
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Tuesday December 13, 2016 - 17:51
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Tuesday December 13, 2016 - 17:55
Oh boy, heard this today, feels like it could’ve been written yesterday. Let’s make it Xmas number 1. @DjMarkoAfrotwitter.com
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Wednesday December 14, 2016 - 06:43
@4m3thy5ttwitter.com seriously, what’s stopping you?
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Wednesday December 14, 2016 - 08:35
Here we go… @ShaunDunnetwitter.com
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Wednesday December 14, 2016 - 13:17
@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Yep. Here you go… :)
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Wednesday December 14, 2016 - 13:18
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com - time to get us some Daydream Pixels ;)
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Wednesday December 14, 2016 - 23:55
@monzotwitter.com #bringmemonzo to Ely… Or perhaps Cambridge?
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Thursday December 15, 2016 - 09:04
@4m3thy5ttwitter.com surely it’s a factor of markets that they often do okay in times of uncertainty. New opportunities show up, new victims to bury…
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Thursday December 15, 2016 - 23:34
RT @billttwitter.com : I think my mantra for 2017 will be ‘move fast and make things’. Will need some help, obvs.
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Thursday December 15, 2016 - 23:39
@richard_littlertwitter.com I used to put the cellophane wrapper over my eyes. To this day illness, in my mind, has yellow tinted glasses.
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Thursday December 15, 2016 - 23:48
RT @oculustwitter.com : Welcome to the #VRWeb: The ReactVR pre-release is now live! Start experimenting with #WebVR & @reactjstwitter.com
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Thursday December 15, 2016 - 23:53
This is important, not just in the US, but in UK too. This is how it starts.
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Friday December 16, 2016 - 00:08
@kosamaritwitter.com @kwuchutwitter.com light scarf or blanket, would definitely buy. Have to ship to UK though… Print or knit?
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Friday December 16, 2016 - 07:50
RT @buriticatwitter.com : Unmasking Bias - The Algorithmic Justice League
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Friday December 16, 2016 - 10:03
@MTBrackentwitter.com @tomskitomskitwitter.com assuming education, health, transport and welfare are sorted first, right? :)
Otherwise, am in total agreement
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Friday December 16, 2016 - 10:22
Pretty much the best description of #brexit I’ve seen.
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Friday December 16, 2016 - 10:27

@barneyfarmertwitter.com love how my twitter feed crops the photo of this page from the DM. Coincidence? I don’t think so…
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Saturday December 17, 2016 - 13:11
@jackschofieldtwitter.com @priceonomicstwitter.com do people still use digg? Wow.
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Saturday December 17, 2016 - 13:20
@benaustwickarttwitter.com is this you?
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Saturday December 17, 2016 - 13:21
@lawrencewebertwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @NadsBadstwitter.com @yelliftwitter.com I’d be up for that.
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Saturday December 17, 2016 - 20:45

RT @Oatmealtwitter.com : What a mobile website is -supposed- to do
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Sunday December 18, 2016 - 01:13
@4m3thy5ttwitter.com it’ll never work unless you’ve got the banana in your top pocket.
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Sunday December 18, 2016 - 12:40
@4m3thy5ttwitter.com it’s something…
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 07:34
@woodcowbookstwitter.com @GreatDismaltwitter.com the problem is that the free press threw away it’s creds, in order to sell more papers; to cosy up to the power.
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 07:51
@4m3thy5ttwitter.com tell them they need to refund your planned travel to, say, Barbados… And that stay in a luxury spa.
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 07:52
@kosamaritwitter.com saw this, thought of you. :)
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 08:13
Seriously, @GNRailUKtwitter.com is there any chance you could turn the heating off? Train is full of people, we don’t need the heaters turned to 11 🚆 😓
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 08:25
Soooo wrong. The US won’t need identipasses, Facebook has already done the hard work. </hyperbolic-sarcasm>
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 09:32
@atom_banktwitter.com really nailing the ’new way of doing things’ - nothing says trustworthy like an Easter Egg in your banking app. @monzotwitter.com
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 09:36
“SO APOLOGY, BIG SORRY, SUCH SAD, MUCH WAILING” *
*only because we’re forced to do this by some court or something.
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 10:05
@GNRailUKtwitter.com Really? You can’t change the heating while the train is in service? How DO you change it?
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 17:46
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com oh oh oh!
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 17:52
@jutertwitter.com , perhaps now isn’t the moment for that trip…
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 17:57
@TSCatapulttwitter.com @TechCrunchtwitter.com I’m impressed they manage to combine boredom and ugly in one car. Think I’ll take the bus.
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Monday December 19, 2016 - 18:08
@WarrenIsDeadtwitter.com @GreatDismaltwitter.com alt-right vs alt-write …
HT to @jutertwitter.com & @logorrhoeatwitter.com
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 06:41
RT @doctorowtwitter.com : Tech companies: don’t let your servers be used for oppression and surveillance. Stand with @EFFtwitter.com to defend users
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 08:19
He won’t hijack the internet
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 08:23
@GreatDismaltwitter.com @RayOfLaureltwitter.com nor are they included in early stage clinical trials… What could possibly go wrong?
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 08:30
I doubt this. In 20 years, the movie “Aleppo"s protagonist will be eternal global leader Putin, and his sidekick, Trumpy McPresident.
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 08:35
@4m3thy5ttwitter.com @Arbeit_Fishtwitter.com come on, if you practice drugs, you can get better! ;)
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 08:50
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com twice in one year?
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 10:07
Loving the @Appletwitter.com OSX update that starts with ‘approximately 1 minute’ then restarts and I get ‘installing: about 28 minutes…’ #notBusy 😠
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 10:34
RT @LesMonaghantwitter.com : @barneyfarmertwitter.com I can’t ignore it; am giving voice to destitute, pls view/share
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 10:43
Sorry folks, but the big thing that 2016 is leading up to, is…
- This shit is going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better.
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 20:57
@zannawharfetwitter.com maybe this will help :)
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 21:12
@zannawharfetwitter.com I still can’t watch one without thinking of this Boddingtons ad, which is 20 yrs old, & a parody then!
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Tuesday December 20, 2016 - 21:35
Right, so not updating your CV means you shouldn’t get taxpayers money? Time to check your MP’s LinkedIn profile…
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Wednesday December 21, 2016 - 06:37
@saccatwitter.com yeah, but was it like “The left are crazy people” or “The left might have a point” sort of out loud?
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Thursday December 22, 2016 - 07:53

Hey, @SmartMoneyPPLtwitter.com I get what you’re trying to do in your sign up, but I feel there’s lots of people not represented here.
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Thursday December 22, 2016 - 10:21
@richard_littlertwitter.com yeah, thanks for that. Your HTTPS is fine, but my productivity is waaaaay down. Sucked down the rabbit hole of Charlie Barn
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Thursday December 22, 2016 - 10:25
@codepo8twitter.com @hopefulcyborg Yeah, Peach goes semi-feral, fighting her way through levels to exact revenge on Bowser. (She’s already over Mario)
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Friday December 23, 2016 - 06:27
RT @edyong209twitter.com : Here’s why President Trump can’t just reverse Obama’s Arctic-drilling ban
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Friday December 23, 2016 - 06:34
@charliejane the Blackadder cinematic universe; the Little House on the Prairie cinematic universe; the Metropolis cinematic universe…
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Friday December 23, 2016 - 06:44
@stubbornellatwitter.com in international hotels it’s very often the only ‘safe’ sausage on religious / cultural grounds. AFAIK
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Friday December 23, 2016 - 12:05
People : Give us great stories, with subtle characters and amazing dialogue!
Cinema : Sprays water in face, runs off
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Friday December 23, 2016 - 14:16
Any time I see a ’no slowdown in market despite brexit’ story, I scream “we haven’t brexited yet! Of course there’s no slowdown”. Fuck TV.
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Saturday December 24, 2016 - 23:36
RT @Britishgamingtwitter.com : Take me down to the Parallax City where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Sunday December 25, 2016 - 23:26
@4m3thy5ttwitter.com I’m concerned you’re eating the wrong part of the animal..
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Sunday December 25, 2016 - 23:31
Okay, I take it back about 2016 just being a warm up for 2017. On Christmas day, too.
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Sunday December 25, 2016 - 23:32
@4m3thy5ttwitter.com suspicions confirmed.
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Wednesday December 28, 2016 - 23:22
@ThatEricAlpertwitter.com dancing baby; ALF; video rental shops; Cassingles; “micros”; launch of channel 4; public information films; orange smarties.
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Thursday December 29, 2016 - 00:01
RT @twittertwitter.com : Introducing live 360 video on Twitter and Periscope! 👀 🔄
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