October, 2016

31st October, 2016

Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:03

RT @ruskin147twitter.com : This tweet has not gone well for @SouthernRailUKtwitter.com #understatementoftheyear

Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:21

RT @richard_littlertwitter.com : Government #Brexit strategy #1. And the end of satire.

Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:35

Antique fairs are not what they used to be. Pair of sexy undies dispensers 50% used. Will throw in Wendy house play villa.

Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:36

@codepo8twitter.com Surely it should be C?

Monday October 3, 2016 - 14:38

@DoIlumtwitter.com fuxit

Monday October 3, 2016 - 17:44

@paulmasonnewstwitter.com @jutertwitter.com @TechnoTim2011twitter.com the Rutland Straandbeest

Tuesday October 4, 2016 - 00:02

RT @monzotwitter.com : We’ve got big plans to spread the Monzo word this autumn. Want to help us do it? We’re hiring marketers… 🚀

Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 06:43

Hahahaha, because nothing says indulgence like regular bowel movements. Proceed with caution in bath…

Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 17:16

Flippin’ awesome. Can’t wait to see them for real!

Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 17:19

@dancharveytwitter.com that really isn’t communism. It’s just a more extreme version of capitalism.

Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 17:51

@dancharveytwitter.com aaah, a bad case of po face from me. :)

Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 21:51

@Pestontwitter.com I’m indigenous, and there’s nothing I consider leftwards about her social policy. Unless it’s through some kind of wormhole…

Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:06

In many ways, the most depressing thing I’ve seen all day.

Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:07

@TechCityUKtwitter.com @sageuktwitter.com @ShaunDunnetwitter.com is our virtual head of reality innovation @studiozerocotwitter.com

Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:21

@Pestontwitter.com surely only tv journalists use left v right these days… Oh wait… Try reading

Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:30

@Samcolestwitter.com that despite our variety and diversity, we have somehow become a nation lead by intolerance and bigotry

Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:32

@Samcolestwitter.com oh, and not forgetting the massive inequality.

Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:48

@immolationstwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com don’t worry, it won’t last long. If the Americans do anything well, it’s taking stuff the Brits do and turn it up to 11

Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 22:53

Trump gets in, but I think it’s just a Ubuntu box set rules. I think we should go for it was just travel sick of the party swinging further.

Wednesday October 5, 2016 - 23:21

Trying markov chains, but I think it’s going to get to sleep in the car? Is there someone who has been treating me like a good reason to be.

Thursday October 6, 2016 - 10:49

RT @MayaGoodfellowtwitter.com : This @MichaelRosenYestwitter.com piece on fascism seems particularly appropriate for #NationalPoetryDay

Thursday October 6, 2016 - 14:11

ARE YOU FREAKIN’ KIDDING ME @TeamKanotwitter.com ?!?! If this is good enough for NILE RODGERS, it’s good enough for me!

Thursday October 6, 2016 - 16:39

@jutertwitter.com Fuck it, this is one conversation where Godwin’s law can’t apply, right?

Thursday October 6, 2016 - 16:40

@atom_banktwitter.com did you get rid of the balls?

Thursday October 6, 2016 - 16:41

@DoIlumtwitter.com then realising your boss follows you on Twitter…

Friday October 7, 2016 - 07:38

Noooooo… Only just found rethinkdb, was looking forward to using it in anger

Friday October 7, 2016 - 07:46

What should you do when a company you know and despise, buys tech you know they can’t possibly handle?

Friday October 7, 2016 - 16:10

@nachttwitter.com oh boy… Well, we might as well go all in on the post-fact / post-expert society.

I can’t even make jokes. We’re post-irony.

Friday October 7, 2016 - 17:16

@DoIlumtwitter.com I think you know.

Friday October 7, 2016 - 22:48

I love this. We’re living in post-ironic times folks. For more information please re-read.

Sunday October 9, 2016 - 19:02

@CreativeReviewtwitter.com you’re obsessed with their carpets. I for one will never, ever go in a wetherspoons again after the referendum.

Sunday October 9, 2016 - 19:11

RT @SusanSchorntwitter.com : People saying “pussy grab” is just banter are probably the same who sent me threats after I wrote this for @Jezebeltwitter.com : https…

Sunday October 9, 2016 - 22:36

@DoIlumtwitter.com about 15. He said it was earlier, but he was prone to exaggeration.

Sunday October 9, 2016 - 22:43

If it comes to this again, & I fear it’s looking likely, a fight in the streets to save our souls, I hope we’re all ready, able and willing.

Sunday October 9, 2016 - 22:56

@DoIlumtwitter.com don’t worry, they don’t even exist…

Sunday October 9, 2016 - 22:58

RT @Reverend_Scotttwitter.com : GOD: They scared enough?

ANGEL: Not yet

GOD: You got Trump running?

ANGEL: Yup

GOD: Hurricane?

ANGEL: Yup

GOD: Ok…

Sunday October 9, 2016 - 23:10

@DoIlumtwitter.com nah just flick their backsides with a rolled up towel, and have a loud conversation about how good bbc4 was last night…

Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 07:34

RT @studiozerocotwitter.com : Perfect little guide for those starting or wanting to improve their Lean product development!

Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 08:05

What the actual… @SpotifyUKtwitter.com just put Joe Dolce, Chas’n’Dave and the Firm in my discover weekly playlist… Cancelling… Wait… 😗 🎶

Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 18:28

If anyone, ever, was concerned about the concept of personal privacy it should be now when we have neo-fascist gov in UK and imminent in US.

Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 18:30

@DoIlumtwitter.com brave talk now they’ve taken the cuffs off…

Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 18:47

Thanks to @alicebartletttwitter.com for a great talk today. Think me and @ros_vaughantwitter.com will be plotting a small uprising…

Tuesday October 11, 2016 - 23:15

RT @iamdevlopertwitter.com : - perfect code

• actually happy with the design

3 active users in 6 months.

Side projects.

Wednesday October 12, 2016 - 06:33

Sigh. Yet I still use their services…

Thursday October 13, 2016 - 13:56

@jutertwitter.com the sad thing is I would certainly lose contact with a bunch of people (inc some ‘close’ family) that won’t use anything else :(

Thursday October 13, 2016 - 15:25

@jutertwitter.com we’re not THAT close…

Thursday October 13, 2016 - 15:50

Heard this on the Luke Cage soundtrack (which is awesome). Am just finding @Jidennatwitter.com

Thursday October 13, 2016 - 15:52

@barneyfarmertwitter.com they run out of time for serious questions after the solid hour of weeping-with-laughter.

Saturday October 15, 2016 - 08:25

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com @TimBisley88 there are some things where the Vegas rule does not apply. This may be one…

Saturday October 15, 2016 - 08:33

@DoIlumtwitter.com that’s not a comedy sketch, that’s what normal couples do, right? Right?

Saturday October 15, 2016 - 09:02

@DoIlumtwitter.com many couples just develop shorthand phrases as a meta description of a longer argument. “Onions!” or “Whitby!”.

Tuesday October 18, 2016 - 06:35

STOP

Tuesday October 18, 2016 - 06:46

RT @outlawyachtclubtwitter.com : 29.10 @DjMarkoAfrotwitter.com takes you on a bad trip to the Outlaws House Of Hell…

☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 07:27

Aah, the season of passengers being scalded alive by the heating on @GNRailUKtwitter.com begins. As my left leg burns, my mind wanders to years gone by

Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 07:47

@Samcolestwitter.com @Telegraphtwitter.com #biscuitMeansBiscuit

Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 08:15

RT @rauschmatwitter.com : I know a few people who will be very happy about this. The latest v6 gives you all of ES6 (except modules).

Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 08:17

@barneyfarmertwitter.com groan, lol. @asjmorristwitter.com awesome.

Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 20:54

@Samcolestwitter.com we just used to do ‘Jimmy Hill’ same context, but use of visual embodiment to emphasise.

Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 20:57

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com oooooooh…

Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 21:00

RT @timminchintwitter.com : News: #GroundhogDay has been nominated for the @BBCRadio2twitter.com Audience Award for Best Musical 2016! #ESTheatreAwards

Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 21:09

@richard_littlertwitter.com also, snow to Iceland, sand to the Sahara, and racism to the U.S… Oh wait…

Wednesday October 19, 2016 - 21:24

@richard_littlertwitter.com it’s more grounded in a Lovecraftian / Lynchian world. @Scarfolktwitter.com is more like a toned-down post-Cameron Tory fever dream.

Thursday October 20, 2016 - 09:41

@vergetwitter.com and boy is it ugly…

Thursday October 20, 2016 - 09:44

RT @barneyfarmertwitter.com : They are and we are.

Thursday October 20, 2016 - 23:49

RT @kpyketwitter.com : ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

Friday October 21, 2016 - 12:49

RT @jpubliktwitter.com : The Sun sense the national mood so well they’re going after a national treasure on the day its highest paid journalist is goin…

Friday October 21, 2016 - 12:59

@jutertwitter.com one of the best talks I’ve ever seen about using useless simple models to describe complexity.

Saturday October 22, 2016 - 09:14

@sovietvisualstwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com @mattpoveytwitter.com

Saturday October 22, 2016 - 13:21

@DoIlumtwitter.com model as in miniature, or model as in ideal? Either way, cooooooool!

Sunday October 23, 2016 - 09:03

@PinkNewstwitter.com is this a joke? After filibustering out the pardon @SamGyimahtwitter.com is now proud to pardon? Disgusting behaviour.

Monday October 24, 2016 - 22:58

Check out this face generated by Nightmare Machine! #nightmaremachine via @nightmare_mittwitter.com

Monday October 24, 2016 - 23:01

@DoIlumtwitter.com saw him do a talk (on Victorian art) at Ely Cathedral. He knows his stuff. If you can get past his voice…

Monday October 24, 2016 - 23:04

I really like React + Redux, but boy does it seem to entail writing a lot of boilerplate…

Tuesday October 25, 2016 - 07:26

Fogrise at Ely

Tuesday October 25, 2016 - 12:46

@DoIlumtwitter.com @mattpoveytwitter.com it sure is, during the Feast, I’d guess.

Wednesday October 26, 2016 - 22:42

Oh Microsoft… What have you done?

Thursday October 27, 2016 - 06:42

RT @thenewcraftsmentwitter.com : WE ARE HIRING! If you’re interested in joining The New Craftsmen team, we’re looking for 3… ht…

Thursday October 27, 2016 - 16:08

@DoIlumtwitter.com Yeah but did she love him back? ;)

Friday October 28, 2016 - 12:26

My first shop with @BloomandWildtwitter.com - very impressed, lovely shopping experience. Good work.

Friday October 28, 2016 - 13:07

Ooooh, they added a touch strip on the keyboard… courageous! Meanwhile…

Friday October 28, 2016 - 13:17

RT @jonrohantwitter.com : I need a TouchBar designer with 6 years experience, please DM for details

Saturday October 29, 2016 - 00:17

RT @Sheltertwitter.com : Looking at what is affordable to a typical family earning the new National Living Wage in every area of the country:

Saturday October 29, 2016 - 00:18

RT @idanielblaketwitter.com : “It’s a work of scalding and moving relevance” - Variety

I, Daniel Blake has now extended its release to even more cinema…

Saturday October 29, 2016 - 18:47

@jutertwitter.com @bcrypttwitter.com oh boy… This is why diversity within teams is so important, reduces the chances of this kind of idiocy.

Monday October 31, 2016 - 09:44

RT @LASTEXITshirtstwitter.com : RT for the chance to WIN this NEW #DieHard inspired T-shirt before we officially release it this week.

Monday October 31, 2016 - 10:36

@DoIlumtwitter.com @LeedsNewstwitter.com facepalm. You don’t create iconic architecture by making a tall boring building. It actually needs to be iconic. Sigh

Monday October 31, 2016 - 10:38

@PennyRedtwitter.com please rephrase the tweet in the form of a questionnaire so I can kid myself it’s anonymous… But yeah, I would.

Monday October 31, 2016 - 11:29

@mattpoveytwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com @LeedsNewstwitter.com and will probably create some kind of adverse weather effect.

Monday October 31, 2016 - 11:30

@DoIlumtwitter.com @mattpoveytwitter.com @LeedsNewstwitter.com the artist got so bored drawing the lower floors, they just stopped.

Monday October 31, 2016 - 13:20

@mattpoveytwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com @LeedsNewstwitter.com don’t worry, they mean rooms for rich students… Oh wait…