September, 2016

30th September, 2016

Thursday September 1, 2016 - 07:29

@jaffathecaketwitter.com see what you’ve done! ;)

Thursday September 1, 2016 - 07:38

@codepo8twitter.com @NetflixUKtwitter.com don’t worry @4oDtwitter.com is here to help.

Thursday September 1, 2016 - 07:41

@petetrainortwitter.com @zannawharfetwitter.com don’t forget lonely. Sometimes I just like to hear Siri, Alexa and Cortana chatting away downstairs while I sleep

Friday September 2, 2016 - 08:22

RT @kevinvinnymahertwitter.com : My new advertisement on my cab #dontbuythesun

Sunday September 4, 2016 - 22:21

@jutertwitter.com put it in a cast, and no slacking off work!

Monday September 5, 2016 - 07:32

When we were younger, we vowed never to visit the USA while Bush was in power. I don’t think it’ll even exist after Trump is finished.

Monday September 5, 2016 - 09:36

Amazing, just discovered Ken Loach has released all his films on YouTube -

Monday September 5, 2016 - 14:29

Yep, just under the bit where they voted to save £350m a week for the NHS… So when’s that happening?

Tuesday September 6, 2016 - 06:44

Me, posting anything on social media, on diet day.

Wednesday September 7, 2016 - 08:16

Nice video!

Wednesday September 7, 2016 - 08:50

RT @posthumanmusictwitter.com : I look forward to the Dorchester Hotel being shut down next. #fabricreview

Wednesday September 7, 2016 - 13:52

@ElyCycletwitter.com can you recommend best places to get a bike serviced in Ely?

Friday September 9, 2016 - 07:18

RT @davidwalshblogtwitter.com : WebVR and the Future of VR

Saturday September 10, 2016 - 00:46

@boonychtwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com perhaps that it moves away from the idea of building a product for the business to solving a problem for the customer

Saturday September 10, 2016 - 09:38

RT @richardosmantwitter.com : Liam Fox has never run a business, never created wealth for anyone and never created a job in his life. So glad he feels…

Saturday September 10, 2016 - 23:19

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com the truth is out there…

Sunday September 11, 2016 - 23:01

@BigB0bbyTtwitter.com if topsoil is dry, give a little water. Not loads. Check every couple of days. :)

Sunday September 11, 2016 - 23:09

@BigB0bbyTtwitter.com if it absorbs into the soil easily, you probably haven’t overdone it.

Monday September 12, 2016 - 14:53

Hmm, had really hoped @atom_banktwitter.com might look like the future of banking, but the demo seems to be a load of balls…

Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 07:43

Courage, I tells ya @jutertwitter.com

Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 16:47

@atom_banktwitter.com sorry, but the interface here is awful. So annoying to cycle through just a few transactions.

Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 16:48

Had hoped that innovation would come from great service and useful services, not gimmicky interfaces :(

Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:40

So, @GNRailUKtwitter.com , why can’t this 8 car train stop at Waterbeach? 2144 KGX-ELY? Apparently, it’s too long. Did the platform shrink overnight?

Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:42

@stubbornellatwitter.com don’t be afraid to use snacks as pacifiers, and what @daan_van_berkeltwitter.com says. A travel cot is also useful, but heavy.

Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:45

@GNRailUKtwitter.com this train is moving, I hope it’s able to stop at will. Why can’t it stop at Waterbeach?

Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:49

@GNRailUKtwitter.com so you’re saying that this train is unable to stop? Should I adopt the brace position?

Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:51

@GNRailUKtwitter.com perhaps I should tuck and roll at Waterbeach if I want to get off there? Will it even slow down?

Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 22:21

@GNRailUKtwitter.com oh god, the rear two carriages of the front four are in darkness. Is this the end? #doomed

Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 22:29

@GNRailUKtwitter.com thank goodness, the driver has managed to bring this train to a halt somewhere outside Royston. Next, doing it in a station.

Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 07:23

@SW4NYtwitter.com @GNRailUKtwitter.com true, but this train split at Cambridge.

Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 08:15

On the train, crying with laughter so hard, at @AdamBuxtontwitter.com and @louistherouxtwitter.com singing on the podcast. Expect to be escorted off at Royston.

Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 09:19

@jutertwitter.com @AdamBuxtontwitter.com @louistherouxtwitter.com yes sir, I can boogie.

Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 09:31

Will @Scarfolktwitter.com be offering the former PM speaking engagements? Perhaps a chance to buy that land behind the station?

Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 21:37

@barneyfarmertwitter.com May believes in leveling everything, except playing fields. Unless your developer mates want to build on them…

Thursday September 15, 2016 - 07:21

@JohnMannMP it’s hardly insulting, but your tweet was confusing. What do you mean? @GeorgeMonbiottwitter.com

Thursday September 15, 2016 - 07:33

RT @felipehoffatwitter.com : Ali is a manager at Google. Ali is a doctor. Ali knows his rights. @aliafshartwitter.com was brutally attacked by the police. https:/…

Thursday September 15, 2016 - 07:39

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com

Thursday September 15, 2016 - 12:57

Blimey, did @alicebonasiotwitter.com just hit the ’tweet every article I’ve ever written’ button? :/

Friday September 16, 2016 - 07:02

RT @TUSK81twitter.com : This is the kind of shit that helps normalize racism. Hope it was worth the ratings, @jimmyfallontwitter.com .

Friday September 16, 2016 - 07:53

Oh boy. Don’t let @logorrhoeatwitter.com see this…

Saturday September 17, 2016 - 09:44

@DoIlumtwitter.com isn’t it just not being Trump?

Sunday September 18, 2016 - 14:25

RT @TheMichaelMorantwitter.com : Dogs: More dramatic than you expect –

Monday September 19, 2016 - 22:42

@DoIlumtwitter.com saw this, thought it sounded interesting… Radio production of Primo Levi’s periodic table.

Tuesday September 20, 2016 - 07:22

A beautiful sign-off by @AmazonUKtwitter.com … @jutertwitter.com @logorrhoeatwitter.com

Tuesday September 20, 2016 - 07:28

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com

Tuesday September 20, 2016 - 07:43

@mattpoveytwitter.com I got a surface pro a couple of weeks ago. Loving it.

Tuesday September 20, 2016 - 12:40

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com

Wednesday September 21, 2016 - 10:12

Hey @virginmediatwitter.com I’ve got no internet today. Help! Am in CB7 4PW

Wednesday September 21, 2016 - 14:57

RT @Snowdentwitter.com : Use Tor. Use Signal.

Wednesday September 21, 2016 - 17:04

If I had an RBS (or related) account, I’d be switching right now. W&G is only the tip of the iceberg…

Thursday September 22, 2016 - 17:37

I discovered my Patronus is a Wolf on J.K. Rowling’s @pottermoretwitter.com . Find yours: #ExpectoPatronum

Thursday September 22, 2016 - 17:41

@remtwitter.com isn’t it view-source, ✂ paste, console.log, refresh? :)

Friday September 23, 2016 - 06:55

@virginmediatwitter.com all good now, thanks :)

Friday September 23, 2016 - 14:41

Hey @monzotwitter.com - you should definitely bump @remtwitter.com up the queue.

Friday September 23, 2016 - 14:48

The sad thing is that there’s nothing in that sentence that a Trump supporter would have a problem with :(

Friday September 23, 2016 - 14:58

@BigB0bbyTtwitter.com No. Even Google is dumping it. Bit of a shame, it had some nice features, but it was surplus to req’s.

Friday September 23, 2016 - 15:47

@joannasaurusrextwitter.com @lauracowentwitter.com I’m 43 and spend the entire autumn gathering ammunition for the ongoing conker war with my wife.

Sunday September 25, 2016 - 09:37

@SPACEdotcomtwitter.com and so begins another Jerry Bruckhiemer movie…

Monday September 26, 2016 - 09:26

@DoIlumtwitter.com Nah, mate. He’s just channelling Gary Glitter…

Monday September 26, 2016 - 10:06

Aaaand, every time I see this, I’m reminded why I’m not 100% convinced by ANY politician or political movement.

Monday September 26, 2016 - 12:14

@atom_banktwitter.com what if you get hacked - will I have to change my face?

Monday September 26, 2016 - 15:51

@bruceltwitter.com someone once sent me a CV with tobacco and glitter stuck around the edge. It certainly made an impression.

Monday September 26, 2016 - 15:59

@DoIlumtwitter.com anyone walking more than 4 should be on a skateboard being pulled along like a vintage bodyform advert. White trousers required.

Monday September 26, 2016 - 16:44

@atom_banktwitter.com ok - and I definitely can’t be hacked with a photo of my face?

Monday September 26, 2016 - 17:44

@bruceltwitter.com you didn’t go to the right school… ;)

Tuesday September 27, 2016 - 07:57

Hey, remember when nominally left wing parties moved to the right, won elections and didn’t start wars based on flimsy evidence? Me either.

Tuesday September 27, 2016 - 09:44

TFW you see in another depts project network requests.

Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 10:00

@DoIlumtwitter.com time to start finding fellow farmers (or join a kibbutz?) ;)

Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 11:22

@mattpoveytwitter.com you are l33t!

Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 20:01

@richard_littlertwitter.com everywhere should have one of these essential publications.

Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 20:08

RT @richard_littlertwitter.com : Goldfinger. Donald Trump. I’m just saying… #Trumpfinger

Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 22:42

RT @monzotwitter.com : Tomorrow’s looking something like this 👀 #AndroidAtLast

Thursday September 29, 2016 - 12:44

They’ve only gone and done it! It’s here! @monzotwitter.com Beta is now on Android! #MonzoAndroid

Thursday September 29, 2016 - 22:53

Riiiight. What says a bunch of applications by Google, better than Google apps?

G suite.

Seriously?

They wanted g-spot but it was taken.

Friday September 30, 2016 - 07:54

@logorrhoeatwitter.com I’m surprised really, Google have such a good reputation when it comes to choosing names for their products… Oh, wait…

Friday September 30, 2016 - 07:55

@rauschmatwitter.com you know they just renamed Google apps, right? Has no-one told them G suite sounds like a sex club?

Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:36

@studiozerocotwitter.com @ShaunDunnetwitter.com heh, low poly vr.

Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:39

@spolskytwitter.com could there be an impostor @trellotwitter.com ?

Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:44

@mattpoveytwitter.com God that’s such an arseache.

Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:46

RT @SpragueDtwitter.com : This is what it looks like when arrogant developers and product managers think everyone uses the tech they use.

Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:49

RT @thetimmorgantwitter.com : If you work in/near Clerkenwell, want a free pizza lunch in our office in return for answering some quick questions DM me…

Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:50

@thetimmorgantwitter.com sounds like an offer I can’t refuse…