#ExpectoPatronum
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Thursday September 1, 2016 - 07:29
@jaffathecaketwitter.com see what you’ve done! ;)
https://twitter.com/hopefulcyborg/status/771155031508877312twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday September 1, 2016 - 07:38
In reply to: @codepo8twitter.com @codepo8twitter.com @NetflixUKtwitter.com don’t worry @4oDtwitter.com is here to help.
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/green-wingwww.channel4.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday September 1, 2016 - 07:41
In reply to: @petetrainortwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com @zannawharfetwitter.com don’t forget lonely. Sometimes I just like to hear Siri, Alexa and Cortana chatting away downstairs while I sleep
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Friday September 2, 2016 - 08:22
RT @kevinvinnymahertwitter.com : My new advertisement on my cab #dontbuythesun
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Sunday September 4, 2016 - 22:21
@jutertwitter.com put it in a cast, and no slacking off work!
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Monday September 5, 2016 - 07:32
When we were younger, we vowed never to visit the USA while Bush was in power. I don’t think it’ll even exist after Trump is finished.
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Monday September 5, 2016 - 09:36
Amazing, just discovered Ken Loach has released all his films on YouTube -
https://www.youtube.com/user/KenLoachFilmswww.youtube.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Monday September 5, 2016 - 14:29
Yep, just under the bit where they voted to save £350m a week for the NHS… So when’s that happening?
https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/772754307204648960twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday September 6, 2016 - 06:44
Me, posting anything on social media, on diet day.
https://67.media.tumblr.com/943f7449357380cbb99c907c4d7d80b9/tumblr_oas618EWjq1qzn0kbo1_500.gif67.media.tumblr.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 7, 2016 - 08:16
Nice video!
https://twitter.com/EnglishHeritage/status/773400457821560832twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 7, 2016 - 08:50
RT @posthumanmusictwitter.com : I look forward to the Dorchester Hotel being shut down next. #fabricreview
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/12027307/Wealthy-Arab-found-dead-after-Dorchester-hotel-cocaine-binge.htmlwww.telegraph.co.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 7, 2016 - 13:52
@ElyCycletwitter.com can you recommend best places to get a bike serviced in Ely?
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Friday September 9, 2016 - 07:18
RT @davidwalshblogtwitter.com : WebVR and the Future of VR
https://blog.sketchfab.com/webvr-future-vr/blog.sketchfab.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday September 10, 2016 - 00:46
In reply to: @boonychtwitter.com @boonychtwitter.com @petetrainortwitter.com perhaps that it moves away from the idea of building a product for the business to solving a problem for the customer
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Saturday September 10, 2016 - 09:38
RT @richardosmantwitter.com : Liam Fox has never run a business, never created wealth for anyone and never created a job in his life. So glad he feels…
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Saturday September 10, 2016 - 23:19
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com the truth is out there…
https://twitter.com/apebbleaday/status/774698433114415104twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday September 11, 2016 - 23:01
In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com if topsoil is dry, give a little water. Not loads. Check every couple of days. :)
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Sunday September 11, 2016 - 23:09
In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com if it absorbs into the soil easily, you probably haven’t overdone it.
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Monday September 12, 2016 - 14:53
Hmm, had really hoped @atom_banktwitter.com might look like the future of banking, but the demo seems to be a load of balls…
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 07:43
Courage, I tells ya @jutertwitter.com
https://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/775438080882929665twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 16:47
@atom_banktwitter.com sorry, but the interface here is awful. So annoying to cycle through just a few transactions.
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 16:48
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Had hoped that innovation would come from great service and useful services, not gimmicky interfaces :(
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:40
So, @GNRailUKtwitter.com , why can’t this 8 car train stop at Waterbeach? 2144 KGX-ELY? Apparently, it’s too long. Did the platform shrink overnight?
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:42
In reply to: @stubbornellatwitter.com @stubbornellatwitter.com don’t be afraid to use snacks as pacifiers, and what @daan_van_berkeltwitter.com says. A travel cot is also useful, but heavy.
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:45
In reply to: @GNRailUKtwitter.com @GNRailUKtwitter.com this train is moving, I hope it’s able to stop at will. Why can’t it stop at Waterbeach?
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:49
In reply to: @GNRailUKtwitter.com @GNRailUKtwitter.com so you’re saying that this train is unable to stop? Should I adopt the brace position?
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:51
In reply to: @GNRailUKtwitter.com @GNRailUKtwitter.com perhaps I should tuck and roll at Waterbeach if I want to get off there? Will it even slow down?
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 22:21
In reply to: @GNRailUKtwitter.com @GNRailUKtwitter.com oh god, the rear two carriages of the front four are in darkness. Is this the end? #doomed
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 22:29
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @GNRailUKtwitter.com thank goodness, the driver has managed to bring this train to a halt somewhere outside Royston. Next, doing it in a station.
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Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 07:23
In reply to: @SW4NYtwitter.com @SW4NYtwitter.com @GNRailUKtwitter.com true, but this train split at Cambridge.
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Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 08:15
On the train, crying with laughter so hard, at @AdamBuxtontwitter.com and @louistherouxtwitter.com singing on the podcast. Expect to be escorted off at Royston.
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Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 09:19
@jutertwitter.com @AdamBuxtontwitter.com @louistherouxtwitter.com yes sir, I can boogie.
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Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 09:31
Will @Scarfolktwitter.com be offering the former PM speaking engagements? Perhaps a chance to buy that land behind the station?
https://twitter.com/Scarfolk/status/775961719734538240twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 21:37
In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com May believes in leveling everything, except playing fields. Unless your developer mates want to build on them…
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Thursday September 15, 2016 - 07:21
In reply to: @LordJohnManntwitter.com @JohnMannMP it’s hardly insulting, but your tweet was confusing. What do you mean? @GeorgeMonbiottwitter.com
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Thursday September 15, 2016 - 07:33
RT @felipehoffatwitter.com : Ali is a manager at Google. Ali is a doctor. Ali knows his rights. @aliafshartwitter.com was brutally attacked by the police. https:/…
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Thursday September 15, 2016 - 07:39
https://twitter.com/HPE/status/765188723097137152twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday September 15, 2016 - 12:57
Blimey, did @alicebonasiotwitter.com just hit the ’tweet every article I’ve ever written’ button? :/
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Friday September 16, 2016 - 07:02
RT @TUSK81twitter.com : This is the kind of shit that helps normalize racism. Hope it was worth the ratings, @jimmyfallontwitter.com .
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Friday September 16, 2016 - 07:53
Oh boy. Don’t let @logorrhoeatwitter.com see this…
https://twitter.com/johnhaney/status/776217860272185345twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Saturday September 17, 2016 - 09:44
@DoIlumtwitter.com isn’t it just not being Trump?
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Sunday September 18, 2016 - 14:25
RT @TheMichaelMorantwitter.com : Dogs: More dramatic than you expect –
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Monday September 19, 2016 - 22:42
@DoIlumtwitter.com saw this, thought it sounded interesting… Radio production of Primo Levi’s periodic table.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07ksr39/episodes/downloadswww.bbc.co.uk ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Tuesday September 20, 2016 - 07:22
A beautiful sign-off by @AmazonUKtwitter.com … @jutertwitter.com @logorrhoeatwitter.com
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Tuesday September 20, 2016 - 07:28
https://twitter.com/pdnonline/status/777980845416144896twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday September 20, 2016 - 07:43
@mattpoveytwitter.com I got a surface pro a couple of weeks ago. Loving it.
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Tuesday September 20, 2016 - 12:40
https://twitter.com/DigiCatapult/status/778190936790687744twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 21, 2016 - 10:12
Hey @virginmediatwitter.com I’ve got no internet today. Help! Am in CB7 4PW
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Wednesday September 21, 2016 - 14:57
RT @Snowdentwitter.com : Use Tor. Use Signal.
https://twitter.com/Hitsmanalex/status/778589150211563520twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 21, 2016 - 17:04
If I had an RBS (or related) account, I’d be switching right now. W&G is only the tip of the iceberg…
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/20/rbs-suffers-fresh-setback-in-williams-glyn-spin-off-dealwww.theguardian.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday September 22, 2016 - 17:37
I discovered my Patronus is a Wolf on J.K. Rowling’s @pottermoretwitter.com . Find yours: #ExpectoPatronum
https://my.pottermore.com/patronusmy.pottermore.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday September 22, 2016 - 17:41
In reply to: @remtwitter.com @remtwitter.com isn’t it view-source, ✂ paste, console.log, refresh? :)
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Friday September 23, 2016 - 06:55
In reply to: @virginmediatwitter.com @virginmediatwitter.com all good now, thanks :)
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Friday September 23, 2016 - 14:41
Hey @monzotwitter.com - you should definitely bump @remtwitter.com up the queue.
https://twitter.com/rem/status/779310868072919040twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Friday September 23, 2016 - 14:48
The sad thing is that there’s nothing in that sentence that a Trump supporter would have a problem with :(
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/779307024005738496twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday September 23, 2016 - 14:58
In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com No. Even Google is dumping it. Bit of a shame, it had some nice features, but it was surplus to req’s.
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Friday September 23, 2016 - 15:47
In reply to: @joannasaurusrextwitter.com @joannasaurusrextwitter.com @lauracowentwitter.com I’m 43 and spend the entire autumn gathering ammunition for the ongoing conker war with my wife.
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Sunday September 25, 2016 - 09:37
In reply to: @SPACEdotcomtwitter.com @SPACEdotcomtwitter.com and so begins another Jerry Bruckhiemer movie…
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Monday September 26, 2016 - 09:26
@DoIlumtwitter.com Nah, mate. He’s just channelling Gary Glitter…
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Monday September 26, 2016 - 10:06
Aaaand, every time I see this, I’m reminded why I’m not 100% convinced by ANY politician or political movement.
https://twitter.com/TomChivers/status/780321560733376513twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday September 26, 2016 - 12:14
@atom_banktwitter.com what if you get hacked - will I have to change my face?
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Monday September 26, 2016 - 15:51
In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com someone once sent me a CV with tobacco and glitter stuck around the edge. It certainly made an impression.
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Monday September 26, 2016 - 15:59
@DoIlumtwitter.com anyone walking more than 4 should be on a skateboard being pulled along like a vintage bodyform advert. White trousers required.
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Monday September 26, 2016 - 16:44
@atom_banktwitter.com ok - and I definitely can’t be hacked with a photo of my face?
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Monday September 26, 2016 - 17:44
In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com you didn’t go to the right school… ;)
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Tuesday September 27, 2016 - 07:57
Hey, remember when nominally left wing parties moved to the right, won elections and didn’t start wars based on flimsy evidence? Me either.
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Tuesday September 27, 2016 - 09:44
TFW you see in another depts project network requests.
https://example-analytics.com/APP_KEY_NOT_SET/example-analytics.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 10:00
@DoIlumtwitter.com time to start finding fellow farmers (or join a kibbutz?) ;)
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Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 11:22
@mattpoveytwitter.com you are l33t!
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Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 20:01
@richard_littlertwitter.com everywhere should have one of these essential publications.
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/781191856004661248twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 20:08
RT @richard_littlertwitter.com : Goldfinger. Donald Trump. I’m just saying… #Trumpfinger
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Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 22:42
RT @monzotwitter.com : Tomorrow’s looking something like this 👀 #AndroidAtLast
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Thursday September 29, 2016 - 12:44
They’ve only gone and done it! It’s here! @monzotwitter.com Beta is now on Android! #MonzoAndroid
https://monzo.com/blog/2016/09/29/android/monzo.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday September 29, 2016 - 22:53
Riiiight. What says a bunch of applications by Google, better than Google apps?
G suite.
Seriously?
They wanted g-spot but it was taken.
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Friday September 30, 2016 - 07:54
@logorrhoeatwitter.com I’m surprised really, Google have such a good reputation when it comes to choosing names for their products… Oh, wait…
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Friday September 30, 2016 - 07:55
In reply to: @rauschmatwitter.com @rauschmatwitter.com you know they just renamed Google apps, right? Has no-one told them G suite sounds like a sex club?
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Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:36
@studiozerocotwitter.com @ShaunDunnetwitter.com heh, low poly vr.
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Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:39
@spolskytwitter.com could there be an impostor @trellotwitter.com ?
https://twitter.com/John_Helvin/status/781772352157724672twitter.com ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:44
@mattpoveytwitter.com God that’s such an arseache.
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Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:46
RT @SpragueDtwitter.com : This is what it looks like when arrogant developers and product managers think everyone uses the tech they use.
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Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:49
RT @thetimmorgantwitter.com : If you work in/near Clerkenwell, want a free pizza lunch in our office in return for answering some quick questions DM me…
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Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:50
In reply to: @thetimmorgantwitter.com @thetimmorgantwitter.com sounds like an offer I can’t refuse…
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