#MonzoAndroid
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Thursday September 1, 2016 - 07:29
@jaffathecake see what you’ve done! ;)
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/hopefulcyborg/status/771155031508877312 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday September 1, 2016 - 07:38
In reply to: @codepo8 @codepo8 @NetflixUK don’t worry @4oD is here to help.
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/green-wingwww.channel4.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Thursday September 1, 2016 - 07:41
In reply to: @petetrainor @petetrainor @zannawharfe don’t forget lonely. Sometimes I just like to hear Siri, Alexa and Cortana chatting away downstairs while I sleep
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Friday September 2, 2016 - 08:22
RT @kevinvinnymaher : My new advertisement on my cab #dontbuythesun
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Sunday September 4, 2016 - 22:21
@juter put it in a cast, and no slacking off work!
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Monday September 5, 2016 - 07:32
When we were younger, we vowed never to visit the USA while Bush was in power. I don’t think it’ll even exist after Trump is finished.
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Monday September 5, 2016 - 09:36
Amazing, just discovered Ken Loach has released all his films on YouTube -
https://www.youtube.com/user/KenLoachFilmswww.youtube.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Monday September 5, 2016 - 14:29
Yep, just under the bit where they voted to save £350m a week for the NHS… So when’s that happening?
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/772754307204648960 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday September 6, 2016 - 06:44
Me, posting anything on social media, on diet day.
https://67.media.tumblr.com/943f7449357380cbb99c907c4d7d80b9/tumblr_oas618EWjq1qzn0kbo1_500.gif67.media.tumblr.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 7, 2016 - 08:16
Nice video!
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/EnglishHeritage/status/773400457821560832 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 7, 2016 - 08:50
RT @posthumanmusic : I look forward to the Dorchester Hotel being shut down next. #fabricreview
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/12027307/Wealthy-Arab-found-dead-after-Dorchester-hotel-cocaine-binge.htmlwww.telegraph.co.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 7, 2016 - 13:52
@ElyCycle can you recommend best places to get a bike serviced in Ely?
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Friday September 9, 2016 - 07:18
RT @davidwalshblog : WebVR and the Future of VR
https://blog.sketchfab.com/webvr-future-vr/blog.sketchfab.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday September 10, 2016 - 00:46
In reply to: @boonych @boonych @petetrainor perhaps that it moves away from the idea of building a product for the business to solving a problem for the customer
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Saturday September 10, 2016 - 09:38
RT @richardosman : Liam Fox has never run a business, never created wealth for anyone and never created a job in his life. So glad he feels…
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Saturday September 10, 2016 - 23:19
@ShaunDunne the truth is out there…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/apebbleaday/status/774698433114415104 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Sunday September 11, 2016 - 23:01
In reply to: @BigB0bbyT @BigB0bbyT if topsoil is dry, give a little water. Not loads. Check every couple of days. :)
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Sunday September 11, 2016 - 23:09
In reply to: @BigB0bbyT @BigB0bbyT if it absorbs into the soil easily, you probably haven’t overdone it.
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Monday September 12, 2016 - 14:53
Hmm, had really hoped @atom_bank might look like the future of banking, but the demo seems to be a load of balls…
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 07:43
Courage, I tells ya @juter
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/chrisdelia/status/775438080882929665 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 16:47
@atom_bank sorry, but the interface here is awful. So annoying to cycle through just a few transactions.
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 16:48
In reply to: @toychicken Had hoped that innovation would come from great service and useful services, not gimmicky interfaces :(
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:40
So, @GNRailUK , why can’t this 8 car train stop at Waterbeach? 2144 KGX-ELY? Apparently, it’s too long. Did the platform shrink overnight?
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:42
In reply to: @stubbornella @stubbornella don’t be afraid to use snacks as pacifiers, and what @daan_van_berkel says. A travel cot is also useful, but heavy.
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:45
In reply to: @GNRailUK @GNRailUK this train is moving, I hope it’s able to stop at will. Why can’t it stop at Waterbeach?
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:49
In reply to: @GNRailUK @GNRailUK so you’re saying that this train is unable to stop? Should I adopt the brace position?
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 21:51
In reply to: @GNRailUK @GNRailUK perhaps I should tuck and roll at Waterbeach if I want to get off there? Will it even slow down?
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 22:21
In reply to: @GNRailUK @GNRailUK oh god, the rear two carriages of the front four are in darkness. Is this the end? #doomed
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Tuesday September 13, 2016 - 22:29
In reply to: @toychicken @GNRailUK thank goodness, the driver has managed to bring this train to a halt somewhere outside Royston. Next, doing it in a station.
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Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 07:23
In reply to: @SW4NY @SW4NY @GNRailUK true, but this train split at Cambridge.
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Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 08:15
On the train, crying with laughter so hard, at @AdamBuxton and @louistheroux singing on the podcast. Expect to be escorted off at Royston.
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Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 09:19
@juter @AdamBuxton @louistheroux yes sir, I can boogie.
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Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 09:31
Will @Scarfolk be offering the former PM speaking engagements? Perhaps a chance to buy that land behind the station?
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/Scarfolk/status/775961719734538240 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 14, 2016 - 21:37
In reply to: @barneyfarmer @barneyfarmer May believes in leveling everything, except playing fields. Unless your developer mates want to build on them…
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Thursday September 15, 2016 - 07:21
In reply to: @LordJohnMann @JohnMannMP it’s hardly insulting, but your tweet was confusing. What do you mean? @GeorgeMonbiot
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Thursday September 15, 2016 - 07:33
RT @felipehoffa : Ali is a manager at Google. Ali is a doctor. Ali knows his rights. @aliafshar was brutally attacked by the police. https:/…
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Thursday September 15, 2016 - 07:39
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/HPE/status/765188723097137152 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday September 15, 2016 - 12:57
Blimey, did @alicebonasio just hit the ’tweet every article I’ve ever written’ button? :/
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Friday September 16, 2016 - 07:02
RT @TUSK81 : This is the kind of shit that helps normalize racism. Hope it was worth the ratings, @jimmyfallon .
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Friday September 16, 2016 - 07:53
Oh boy. Don’t let @logorrhoea see this…
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/johnhaney/status/776217860272185345 ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Saturday September 17, 2016 - 09:44
@DoIlum isn’t it just not being Trump?
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Sunday September 18, 2016 - 14:25
RT @TheMichaelMoran : Dogs: More dramatic than you expect –
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Monday September 19, 2016 - 22:42
@DoIlum saw this, thought it sounded interesting… Radio production of Primo Levi’s periodic table.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07ksr39/episodes/downloadswww.bbc.co.uk ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Tuesday September 20, 2016 - 07:22
A beautiful sign-off by @AmazonUK … @juter @logorrhoea
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Tuesday September 20, 2016 - 07:28
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/pdnonline/status/777980845416144896 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Tuesday September 20, 2016 - 07:43
@mattpovey I got a surface pro a couple of weeks ago. Loving it.
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Tuesday September 20, 2016 - 12:40
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/DigiCatapult/status/778190936790687744 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 21, 2016 - 10:12
Hey @virginmedia I’ve got no internet today. Help! Am in CB7 4PW
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Wednesday September 21, 2016 - 14:57
RT @Snowden : Use Tor. Use Signal.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/Hitsmanalex/status/778589150211563520 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 21, 2016 - 17:04
If I had an RBS (or related) account, I’d be switching right now. W&G is only the tip of the iceberg…
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/sep/20/rbs-suffers-fresh-setback-in-williams-glyn-spin-off-dealwww.theguardian.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday September 22, 2016 - 17:37
I discovered my Patronus is a Wolf on J.K. Rowling’s @pottermore . Find yours: #ExpectoPatronum
https://my.pottermore.com/patronusmy.pottermore.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday September 22, 2016 - 17:41
In reply to: @rem @rem isn’t it view-source, ✂ paste, console.log, refresh? :)
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Friday September 23, 2016 - 06:55
In reply to: @virginmedia @virginmedia all good now, thanks :)
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Friday September 23, 2016 - 14:41
Hey @monzo - you should definitely bump @rem up the queue.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/rem/status/779310868072919040 ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Friday September 23, 2016 - 14:48
The sad thing is that there’s nothing in that sentence that a Trump supporter would have a problem with :(
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/779307024005738496 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Friday September 23, 2016 - 14:58
In reply to: @BigB0bbyT @BigB0bbyT No. Even Google is dumping it. Bit of a shame, it had some nice features, but it was surplus to req’s.
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Friday September 23, 2016 - 15:47
In reply to: @joannasaurusrex @joannasaurusrex @lauracowen I’m 43 and spend the entire autumn gathering ammunition for the ongoing conker war with my wife.
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Sunday September 25, 2016 - 09:37
In reply to: @SPACEdotcom @SPACEdotcom and so begins another Jerry Bruckhiemer movie…
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Monday September 26, 2016 - 09:26
@DoIlum Nah, mate. He’s just channelling Gary Glitter…
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Monday September 26, 2016 - 10:06
Aaaand, every time I see this, I’m reminded why I’m not 100% convinced by ANY politician or political movement.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/TomChivers/status/780321560733376513 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday September 26, 2016 - 12:14
@atom_bank what if you get hacked - will I have to change my face?
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Monday September 26, 2016 - 15:51
In reply to: @brucel @brucel someone once sent me a CV with tobacco and glitter stuck around the edge. It certainly made an impression.
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Monday September 26, 2016 - 15:59
@DoIlum anyone walking more than 4 should be on a skateboard being pulled along like a vintage bodyform advert. White trousers required.
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Monday September 26, 2016 - 16:44
@atom_bank ok - and I definitely can’t be hacked with a photo of my face?
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Monday September 26, 2016 - 17:44
In reply to: @brucel @brucel you didn’t go to the right school… ;)
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Tuesday September 27, 2016 - 07:57
Hey, remember when nominally left wing parties moved to the right, won elections and didn’t start wars based on flimsy evidence? Me either.
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Tuesday September 27, 2016 - 09:44
TFW you see in another depts project network requests.
https://example-analytics.com/APP_KEY_NOT_SET/example-analytics.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 10:00
@DoIlum time to start finding fellow farmers (or join a kibbutz?) ;)
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Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 11:22
@mattpovey you are l33t!
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Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 20:01
@richard_littler everywhere should have one of these essential publications.
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/781191856004661248 ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 20:08
RT @richard_littler : Goldfinger. Donald Trump. I’m just saying… #Trumpfinger
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Wednesday September 28, 2016 - 22:42
RT @monzo : Tomorrow’s looking something like this 👀 #AndroidAtLast
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Thursday September 29, 2016 - 12:44
They’ve only gone and done it! It’s here! @monzo Beta is now on Android! #MonzoAndroid
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Thursday September 29, 2016 - 22:53
Riiiight. What says a bunch of applications by Google, better than Google apps?
G suite.
Seriously?
They wanted g-spot but it was taken.
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Friday September 30, 2016 - 07:54
@logorrhoea I’m surprised really, Google have such a good reputation when it comes to choosing names for their products… Oh, wait…
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Friday September 30, 2016 - 07:55
In reply to: @rauschma @rauschma you know they just renamed Google apps, right? Has no-one told them G suite sounds like a sex club?
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Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:36
@studiozeroco @ShaunDunne heh, low poly vr.
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Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:39
@spolsky could there be an impostor @trello ?
/twitter/ex-twitter/?xtwitlink=https://twitter.com/John_Helvin/status/781772352157724672 ❤️ 2 | 🔃 0
Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:44
@mattpovey God that’s such an arseache.
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Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:46
RT @SpragueD : This is what it looks like when arrogant developers and product managers think everyone uses the tech they use.
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Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:49
RT @thetimmorgan : If you work in/near Clerkenwell, want a free pizza lunch in our office in return for answering some quick questions DM me…
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Friday September 30, 2016 - 19:50
In reply to: @thetimmorgan @thetimmorgan sounds like an offer I can’t refuse…
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