December, 2011

31st December, 2011

Thursday December 1, 2011 - 16:51

Dear anyone that may ever buy me a Christmas or Birthday gift. This will do for the REST OF MY LIFE #tetrashed

Thursday December 1, 2011 - 22:17

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com absotively posolutely. #tetrashed instead of meeting rooms

Thursday December 1, 2011 - 22:38

Phew, no need for iOS users to feel left out. CarrierIQ is installed. You too can have your every move tracked.

Thursday December 1, 2011 - 23:08

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com I think that means whenever Apple want to diagnose what you’re doing, they switch it on ;-)

Friday December 2, 2011 - 21:57

TKmaxx sale. All the shit you would never buy for slightly less than you would normally never buy it for…

Saturday December 3, 2011 - 00:37

RT @GeorgeMonbiottwitter.com : Today’s post: how Osborne intends to let landowners destroy our most treasured places.

Saturday December 3, 2011 - 11:57

Yay - new experiment on ToyChicken. CSS transitions…

Saturday December 3, 2011 - 14:25

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com Thinking I might try that using pusher.com…

Sunday December 4, 2011 - 00:34

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com only if you include a yoda style try/catch that logs “there is no try”

Sunday December 4, 2011 - 12:22

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com JawaScript: when you just rehash other peoples scripts…

Monday December 5, 2011 - 18:46

Tonights classic album is: Bat out of hell. Meat loaf.

Monday December 5, 2011 - 19:07

Anyone done / seen any research on performance of media queries? #css #lazyweb

Monday December 5, 2011 - 20:26

@jillisfabtwitter.com not sure. Usual suspects plus some undefined mobile stuff. Question is what perf overhead do media queries themselves have?

Monday December 5, 2011 - 22:51

@codepo8twitter.com now that is magic!

Tuesday December 6, 2011 - 18:22

Bored man on train GSOH, seeks meme for fun, laughter and possibly more. Dogs welcome. #tweetLikeASmallAd

Tuesday December 6, 2011 - 18:37

RT @joemccanntwitter.com : ZOMG yes. Create Mac Apps with HTML5 and Node.js (or bash or whatever)

Tuesday December 6, 2011 - 21:35

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com @theultraplex Hungarian wars from 2004!

Wednesday December 7, 2011 - 22:09

Just watched #blackMirror was a bit disappointed, mostly. Juvenile and didn’t really show any insight. Still more interesting than most tv.

Wednesday December 7, 2011 - 22:48

What time is it? It’s colour time!

Thursday December 8, 2011 - 06:34

Apparently its not sufficient to simply stare at the toaster and expect it to pop up. I’m required to put bread in first. #notQuiteAwakeYet

Thursday December 8, 2011 - 07:44

OK, where do I find statistics for incidence of visual impairment in over 40s, particularly women, in the UK. #dontKnowWhereToStart #lazyweb

Thursday December 8, 2011 - 18:32

@danholdertwitter.com - All your favorite logos in Comic Sans… Some work surprisingly well… you know you like a challenge…

Thursday December 8, 2011 - 18:37

What PMs really mean RT @hovlevtwitter.com @ShaunDunnetwitter.com “running out of time to defrost these profiteroles… I’ll defrost them at 350c for 3 minutes”

Thursday December 8, 2011 - 20:28

@videonastytwitter.com so far so good for Clare. #masterchef just the cooking trial to go!

Thursday December 8, 2011 - 21:00

@videonastytwitter.com Aagh! What an outcome! #masterchef

Thursday December 8, 2011 - 22:34

@videonastytwitter.com no they both did so well, they both went through to the final. #masterchef

Thursday December 8, 2011 - 23:19

@videonastytwitter.com - you will like this - highrises… Give yourself some time to explore it, it’s lovely

Friday December 9, 2011 - 07:03

RT @webdirectionstwitter.com : WTF Mobile Web is a list you don’t want your site to make it on

Saturday December 10, 2011 - 10:24

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com @rowanlambtwitter.com how the hell have I not heard of before? #amazonStudios

Saturday December 10, 2011 - 10:33

@videonastytwitter.com another highrise thing for you… this time a really bad idea…

Sunday December 11, 2011 - 01:04

RT @brianlerouxtwitter.com : Microsoft, I’m impressed.

Monday December 12, 2011 - 15:29

@danholdertwitter.com didn’t know you knew the delights of Leeds… I pretty much grew up in basics…

Tuesday December 13, 2011 - 07:03

just do it. #sopa

Tuesday December 13, 2011 - 07:23

@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com the muppet chickens doing Cee-Lo Green’s “F**k You”, subversive and I like it

Tuesday December 13, 2011 - 13:12

@mattbeetwitter.com DM me about work options with your email.

Tuesday December 13, 2011 - 22:59

RT @ElyPeopletwitter.com : East Cambs District Council criticised for “poor consultation with local people” in #PortasReview:

Wednesday December 14, 2011 - 07:29

RT @codepo8twitter.com : Hot damn, @popcaptwitter.com - good job on the HTML5 bejeweled:

Wednesday December 14, 2011 - 07:30

RT @rdfrstwitter.com : Brains of tiny spiders fill their body cavities and legs, Smithsonian researchers discover Smithsonian Science - …

Wednesday December 14, 2011 - 07:33

@danholdertwitter.com get someone to clean your sparkplugs. It’s the best way to start the day.

Wednesday December 14, 2011 - 07:36

@doctorowtwitter.com surely any mechanical man needs lubrication on the joints? I know I do!

Wednesday December 14, 2011 - 20:41

@danholdertwitter.com Elvis will be missed…

Wednesday December 14, 2011 - 23:36

@zacharyparadistwitter.com to be fair, the Portas review was specifically regarding the average high street. E-com wasn’t omitted, just out of scope!

Thursday December 15, 2011 - 08:02

A lesson for content producers? RT @Glinnertwitter.com Wow. Louis CK’s cool move made him $500k (via @jeffjarvistwitter.com )

Thursday December 15, 2011 - 09:43

@danholdertwitter.com get to work you lazy melonfarmer… oh hang on… dammit.

Thursday December 15, 2011 - 23:43

@lucykavtwitter.com RT @codepo8twitter.com Nyancat christmas bauble:

Thursday December 15, 2011 - 23:50

@paulcurleytwitter.com not as much as I expected… #notReallyScottish

Thursday December 15, 2011 - 23:52

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com you were missed fella. Was expecting some bib & tucker, ferris bueller, t-shirt awesomeness. Happy Xmas.

Friday December 16, 2011 - 08:44

404 prize not found. Raffle #fail.

Friday December 16, 2011 - 08:44

404 prize not found. Raffle #fail

Friday December 16, 2011 - 09:00

RT @timoreillytwitter.com : The folks who created the internet weigh in in on #SOPA/ #PIPA

Friday December 16, 2011 - 09:45

White Christmas? Somewhere between snow and sleet in CB7. Sneet? #uksnow

Friday December 16, 2011 - 10:42

@paulcurleytwitter.com yeah but only got home at 0030. Bloody commuting…

Friday December 16, 2011 - 10:52

@paulcurleytwitter.com @ryanand26twitter.com @hovlevtwitter.com @lucykavtwitter.com Grand do last night, thanks for entertaining me and @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com . Next year, more dancing!

Friday December 16, 2011 - 13:22

RT @ElyPeopletwitter.com : High Street Post Box Flattened In Ely: The main post box in Ely’s High Street has been knocked to the ground, al… http: …

Saturday December 17, 2011 - 15:59

I am not afraid of Cthulu because I know his dad’s phone number… #awesome

Saturday December 17, 2011 - 19:34

@PennyRedtwitter.com Perdido St Station, by China Mieville…

Sunday December 18, 2011 - 12:07

Out of control cement buffer: heh…

Sunday December 18, 2011 - 21:42

RT @lizardbilltwitter.com : “like getting a math book that says 2+2=5 on the cover” /via @Reddittwitter.com

Sunday December 18, 2011 - 23:22

I sure do.RT @ShaunDunnetwitter.com I think a certain group of people might need to read this book - - @toychickentwitter.com would agree.

Monday December 19, 2011 - 08:21

First time in 2 years I bought a ‘proper’ newspaper. Very little content, a lot of opinion, and mostly about telly. Internet, I choose you.

Monday December 19, 2011 - 09:04

And lo, cats will lie with dogs, brimstone will rain from the skies, and I will agree with Jeremy Clarkson. It is indeed the end of days.

Tuesday December 20, 2011 - 18:53

@hairballopolis if you tweet everything you ‘fancy’ and repeat on #fb, I may have to unfollow, with extreme prejudice. Quiet day? ;-)

Tuesday December 20, 2011 - 22:25

RT @stephenfrytwitter.com : Not that I’m complaining. Can’t bear that whole Grumpy strand in TV. Grumpy Old Men & Grumpy Christmas now. F off & lear …

Tuesday December 20, 2011 - 22:30

@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com RT @steliosilenttwitter.com : Scrap metal thieves steal Barbara Hepworth sculpture from Dulwich Park

Wednesday December 21, 2011 - 07:21

Why Mozilla should still be the closest to every web devs heart

Wednesday December 21, 2011 - 07:22

RT @creativJStwitter.com : The internet is complete : WebGL Nyan Cat #creativejs

Wednesday December 21, 2011 - 19:33

RT @EH_WrestParktwitter.com : For any budding historical writers out there- why not check this out: #StewartBinns #Meettheauthor

Wednesday December 21, 2011 - 19:42

@Kained am with you fella, am with you…

Wednesday December 21, 2011 - 19:44

Should’ve been home by now… that last mulled wine is proving troublesome… *hic

Wednesday December 21, 2011 - 23:17

@zacharyparadistwitter.com I’m right with you on this one professor… now, if we could just convince the client…

Thursday December 22, 2011 - 18:27

RT @secoiftwitter.com : Frank Zappa understood in 1983 what record companies are still struggling to grasp today via @devongovetttwitter.com

Thursday December 22, 2011 - 18:29

@jaffathecaketwitter.com find a 24hr supermarket and go at 3am. It’s v. quiet, and the festive drunks make great entertainment. (Well, I try…)

Thursday December 22, 2011 - 18:36

What is that on your cat’s face?! RT @jaffathecaketwitter.com . @phaetwitter.com knows my sense of humour too well

Thursday December 22, 2011 - 18:38

RT @hookedinctwitter.com : RT @FuelOnlinetwitter.com : #Santa is the ultimate hipster. Works one day a year and spends the rest of the year judging you #Christmas

Thursday December 22, 2011 - 18:43

@hovlevtwitter.com @paulcurleytwitter.com have you been listening to my phone calls? Get back to work…

Thursday December 22, 2011 - 19:31

@bruceltwitter.com frankly, no-one should use url shorteners or qr codes at all, because users cannot see the destination of the url before they click!

Sunday December 25, 2011 - 00:38

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com yeah, that would be me!

Sunday December 25, 2011 - 22:09

Merry Xmas to one and all, have a happy and healthy 2012.

Monday December 26, 2011 - 09:27

RT @scenariogirltwitter.com : RTs of spoilt brats complaining about what they didn’t get! Quite appalling by @farttwitter.com

Tuesday December 27, 2011 - 20:39

RT @TheoEsctwitter.com : Lansley sneaks in further part-privatization of #NHS in holiday news lull

Tuesday December 27, 2011 - 23:42

I can’t help wondering if Jedward are the greatest art installation of the 21st century. Like a Gilbert & George / Tiswas mashup…

Wednesday December 28, 2011 - 18:32

first thing ive liked on my new boxee box!

Wednesday December 28, 2011 - 18:49

OOOOoooh new Ridley Scott sci-fi…

Friday December 30, 2011 - 00:51

@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com is buying a load of 70’s rock on itunes… Rush, Deep Purple Zeppelin, and horror Van Halen… #outOfMyComfortZone

Friday December 30, 2011 - 01:14

Am now buying a LOT of 80’s breakdance in retaliation. Afrika Bambaata, George Kranz, Sugarhill gang, and grandmaster flash… yay

Friday December 30, 2011 - 10:33

Ooh boy 2012 is going to be a big year…

Friday December 30, 2011 - 13:15

Just picked a price label off something from the shed… apparently spider egg sacs look just like price labels… eurgh!

Friday December 30, 2011 - 13:19

@bruceltwitter.com I think you mean an anti-macassar…

Saturday December 31, 2011 - 20:03

Happy New Year… starting as I mean to go on…

Saturday December 31, 2011 - 22:56

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com to be fair, we’d been soaking the fruit in gin for 3 years, so it was good and ready for drinking!

Saturday December 31, 2011 - 23:01

@hovlevtwitter.com saw this and thought of you…