February, 2019

28th February, 2019

Saturday February 2, 2019 - 10:42

This deserves a hat tip on many levels.

Saturday February 2, 2019 - 10:45

@benaustwickarttwitter.com @charlotte_ggggtwitter.com Oh those two are amazing. Outs always lovely when one finds a style or culture that you had absolutely no idea existed!

Any book recommendations for Israeli modernism?

Cc @ageingandcitiestwitter.com

Saturday February 2, 2019 - 20:48

Is it still a podcast if you have to buy a service in order to listen to it?

Sunday February 3, 2019 - 09:40

@LASTEXITshirtstwitter.com Wait, isn’t this the plot to Flashdance? 💃🏻🚿

Sunday February 3, 2019 - 10:57

@smashhitsbottwitter.com Yes, but probably not in the sense this question was meant.

Sunday February 3, 2019 - 10:59

Who needs buses, when you can have a task force?

Too little, too late. The damage is done.

Sunday February 3, 2019 - 11:10

@smashhitsbottwitter.com Seeds

Sunday February 3, 2019 - 19:34

@HiveHomeUKtwitter.com why is boost now called ‘quick cool’ in the app? It does exactly the opposite!

Sunday February 3, 2019 - 22:47

@jaffathecaketwitter.com @mikealtwitter.com @Mediatwitter.com I was there (2008)! You were presenting Glow, and I was all like “who IS this guy?” and everyone else was like “pfffft, wasn’t as good as last year” and I was like “I’m going to stop using jQuery!” then, 3 years later I did. Briefly.

😳

Monday February 4, 2019 - 07:24

Perhaps @HiveHelpertwitter.com can hive help with this?

Monday February 4, 2019 - 08:01

😯🚨😱

Monday February 4, 2019 - 22:45

This one, @elrussetwitter.com :)

Tuesday February 5, 2019 - 07:37

I like @netflixtwitter.com . I don’t like every show they put out, but I don’t mind paying for the common good.

This is not good.

Tuesday February 5, 2019 - 22:43

Really struggling not to say:

“10% of them brought envelopes of cash in, just to get to the front of the dinner queue. In the meantime cuts to vital school funds meant that the rest were forced to spend the day filling potholes in the playground by bringing in gravel from home”

Thursday February 7, 2019 - 23:32

@steinytwitter.com I feel your pain.

Thursday February 7, 2019 - 23:45

I came for the solidarity around gall stones, stayed for the bone cancer and broken hearts. This thread was not what I expected.

Friday February 8, 2019 - 13:53

Clarity. A rare and exotic beast in politics.

Saturday February 9, 2019 - 20:18

@shepazutwitter.com Q: How many QAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 1, and they’ve automated it, so 1392 bulbs can be changed in less than 1 minute.

Unfortunately, one of the devs broke the build, and now everyone’s in the dark.

Saturday February 9, 2019 - 22:55

@jutertwitter.com Nice technique

Sunday February 10, 2019 - 17:51

Ermigerd! Thread…

Monday February 11, 2019 - 07:22

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com He’s got a new series on Japanese gardens starting next Friday. Looks awesome.

Monday February 11, 2019 - 07:27

Okay, I’m going to try and put my head in here today after work #RaspberryPi

Monday February 11, 2019 - 20:31

Okay @BootstrapCooktwitter.com and @richard_littlertwitter.com , here’s Mrs G’s contribution to #Brexit cookery. Start stockpiling the cheese, and if you save some for me, I’ll release the whole Aubergine Erotica recipe…

Monday February 11, 2019 - 21:09

Also, who could forget this classic recipe for pizza, that includes… Cottage cheese?!

Monday February 11, 2019 - 22:27

Dammit Pixar… 😍

Tuesday February 12, 2019 - 13:20

@type__errortwitter.com Remember me when this goes viral. 😂

Tuesday February 12, 2019 - 13:47

TFW you know you’re just not going to make it to the evening reception unless you have something to eat, and everyone in the room wants a piece of you 😂👰🏻🥂

Tuesday February 12, 2019 - 23:08

@thorpeta17twitter.com I fucking love you Chunk!

Wednesday February 13, 2019 - 13:08

@HarrisonUXtwitter.com One trick I’ve found, is to be very generous with creating new, ephemeral channels for conversations. Make use of threads for side conversations, and linking to introduce new people into a chat.

But I’m no slack fanboy. My personal hatred is orgs that use free tier. Use a forum!

Wednesday February 13, 2019 - 18:10

This is the new Rick Roll…

Wednesday February 13, 2019 - 22:22

@richard_littlertwitter.com I think he’s just holding her hair, whilst she throws up. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.

Wednesday February 13, 2019 - 22:26

Note to self.

Forgot about that important night? use ❤❤❤

Don’t care if you’re staying in? It’s 🍕🍕🍕

You can thank me tomorrow.

Thursday February 14, 2019 - 07:16

Happy Valentine’s day folks.

Thursday February 14, 2019 - 07:37

Guess who was in charge when this romantic message was sent out by the Home office. Yep, it was our current PM.

Welcome to May’s vision for post Brexit Britain.

Thursday February 14, 2019 - 07:41

@kwuchutwitter.com Pretty sure it’s intentional. Take a look at the parts where they take your money. If they’re well designed and work effectively, then the answer is obvious.

Thursday February 14, 2019 - 07:48

It’s #ValentinesDay so here is some love for you. Geoff Love. ❤

Smooth baby…

Thursday February 14, 2019 - 09:57

Don’t feel like going out? Don’t want takeaway, but can’t be bothered to cook anything complicated?

for a proper meal. For everything else there’s fucking Valentine’s day 💐💝

Thursday February 14, 2019 - 18:55

Oh @monzotwitter.com you are in creative review! Nice!

#hotCoral

Thursday February 14, 2019 - 19:11

My #UnpopularOpinion is that I’d happily be a volunteer traffic warden. Give me an app, and I’ll photograph illegally parked cars ALL DAY LONG

Thursday February 14, 2019 - 22:17

@dancharveytwitter.com

Friday February 15, 2019 - 07:49

@myddeltontwitter.com I bought and have not regretted a day. Particularly good if your regular route has roundabouts, as cars are more likely to see you from the side.

Friday February 15, 2019 - 08:00

This has to be in the dumbest UX things I’ve seen for a while - making the user have a secure… USERNAME?

Friday February 15, 2019 - 09:16

@HarrisonUXtwitter.com Exactly. I feel sorry for Jo Lee and Elizabeth Montgommery - 8 char min, 16 char max.

Friday February 15, 2019 - 12:51

@paulcurleytwitter.com Sorry, your name is not valid, as it doesn’t contain a dog emoji 🐕🐶🐾

Friday February 15, 2019 - 13:21

I love the idea of modular building solutions, but so much of it is aimed at the low-density detached housing type of development. Can anyone point me in the direction of people doing modular apartments or other high-density options?

@totallymodulartwitter.com @LeskoModulartwitter.com @PulseModulartwitter.com ?

Friday February 15, 2019 - 16:27

@petetrainortwitter.com I think it’s fair to process in the way it was intended. That it was a callous and intentionally fear-inducing tactic by the office of a woman whose term in office knew few limits to callousness and cruelty.

And now she’s the Prime Minister.

Saturday February 16, 2019 - 09:45

@DPJHodgestwitter.com Honestly Dan, yes they would. Unlikely to be the same people as are applauding them for striking over the destruction of humanity, but I’m sure Farage and that Wetherspoon guy would be on #bbcqt to say those very words.

Thanks for your infantile contribution. What’s your point?

Saturday February 16, 2019 - 21:37

Stop what you’re doing. Phase IV is available on Netflix. Watch it now…

Sunday February 17, 2019 - 11:03

A fantastic piece by @ttorrestwitter.com - a lesson or two in here for every team, a really good counterpoint to the JFDI mentality that so often dominates.

big takeaway? Collaboration is hard to do, but it’s critical to successful outcomes.

Sunday February 17, 2019 - 11:27

You say “bathroom goals” and I’m thinking “ability to have a poo without being disturbed by child or pets”… Suspect we’re not in total alignment right now.

Getting lit with Apollo, however is something I’m down for 🍻🍻🍻🍻

Sunday February 17, 2019 - 11:30

Today has been product management gold on Twitter, thanks mostly to @myddeltontwitter.com - check out this gem!

Tuesday February 19, 2019 - 21:35

This is the correct use of AI.

Thursday February 21, 2019 - 13:36

@Deliverootwitter.com ’s service is so accurate they can deliver to a group of drunk pigeons.

Talk about on-the-fly!

Thursday February 21, 2019 - 22:39

Thank goodness someone has undertaken this vital research. Now I know precisely how many steps I am from a Negroni. 🍸🍷🍹

Thursday February 21, 2019 - 22:56

@davemacladdtwitter.com I have a small daughter, so I’ve been reining in the fucks (surefire winner here), but have been using curse words a la Pete from Mickey mouse clubhouse. “Cheese weasels” being my favourite.

Friday February 22, 2019 - 15:12

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Saturday February 23, 2019 - 00:09

@BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Think it’s more like salad cream.

Saturday February 23, 2019 - 09:42

@giles_frasertwitter.com Wow, let’s talk about how the freedom of movement allows people to move away from oppressive regimes, or from religious persecution, or simply to find work in times of hardship.

Perhaps you’ve forgotten how far we’ve come and would wish you send us all back?

Saturday February 23, 2019 - 09:51

@clews_petertwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com It’s all about coleslaw on pizza in the ToyChicken household.

Saturday February 23, 2019 - 09:57

@giles_frasertwitter.com Aside from the implied sexism, rose-tinted snobbery and straw man idiocy in this article, I find it hilarious that you think Brexit is somehow governed by an anti-capitalist benevolent money-eschewing class that will create a gentle society of cockle-warming cap-doffing workers.

Saturday February 23, 2019 - 10:01

This guy has made me angrier than the Wetherspoons Muppet or Nigel Garage ever did.

Saturday February 23, 2019 - 18:02

@benaustwickarttwitter.com Health and safety nightmare!

Saturday February 23, 2019 - 22:52

@BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @freshradishtwitter.com Dare I say, try black coffee?

Sunday February 24, 2019 - 01:11

@azeemtwitter.com @singularityhubtwitter.com Surely role-playing games are the ultimate challenge for AI?

Sunday February 24, 2019 - 11:14

@barneyfarmertwitter.com

Sunday February 24, 2019 - 11:18

@BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Neither is Dr Who… Is Dre a timelord? Are these charlatans really being allowed to treat our sick!?

Now I’m imagining Dre’s Tardis…

Sunday February 24, 2019 - 23:30

@benaustwickarttwitter.com There doesn’t seem to be anyone using those steps at the back any more… Could just be the latest photo…

Tuesday February 26, 2019 - 13:06

Can’t believe there’s a threat to this! Can’t @EnglishHeritagetwitter.com help?

The East End Preservation Society: Save the Whitechapel Bell Foundry - Sign the Petition! via @UKChangetwitter.com

(Read background here)

Tuesday February 26, 2019 - 22:40

@EnglishHeritagetwitter.com @UKChangetwitter.com Thanks! @HistoricEnglandtwitter.com - is this something you can assist with? 🔔

Tuesday February 26, 2019 - 23:04

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com @GRANNYMUGGERtwitter.com I am YouTube user, and confirm it’s a disgusting place*. I won’t let G minor near it without supervision. Even then, I’m nervous about cat compilation videos that might have some shit stuck in the middle. The ads as bad enough.

• I watch wood-turning videos. They’re nuts!

Tuesday February 26, 2019 - 23:12

Cannot stop watching this.

@type__errortwitter.com something for your choir perhaps?

Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 06:26

@BigB0bbyTtwitter.com I am very jealous.

Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 06:29

@jutertwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com It’s mesmerising. I want to sample it and put it to some kind of mad jazz breakbeat.

With video of course.

Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 07:49

@type__errortwitter.com Sorry, not one for breakfast time. 😋😛😝😜

Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 13:43

@sophie_gaddtwitter.com I need a ‘just sort of hovering in the kitchen, hoping to talk about anything that isn’t Brexit’, and expect my daughter needs ‘just sort of hovering in the kitchen, hoping to talk about Lego’ card…

Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 18:26

Can’t help feeling @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com would appreciate this list.

Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 18:30

@BigB0bbyTtwitter.com I assume you’ve read them all.

Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 18:39

@DEEEPECKtwitter.com @itvpestontwitter.com @kerryhunt282twitter.com @TheIndGrouptwitter.com @Anna_Soubrytwitter.com Underrated tweet

Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 18:50

My suggestions:

• One direction

• the Blair rich project

• Diminishing returns

• Sorry!

• Nando’s Alliance

• Centred and blinkered

But they’ll probably use some cod-Latin sounding thing like

• Democratica

• Pro Anglia Centrus

Should probably just be an emoji

• 🍰

Wednesday February 27, 2019 - 22:54

@BigB0bbyTtwitter.com I blame hormones, for my lack of attention span. I can barely finish a

Thursday February 28, 2019 - 07:29

JFC @twittertwitter.com please stop showing me what others have liked. Please show me tweets in time order. Don’t make me drop you as well as Facebook.

Thursday February 28, 2019 - 07:38

@HarrisonUXtwitter.com Tech doesn’t have to wait for design. Even assuming I thought design was something that needed to be ‘competed’, there’s still a lot of valuable work that can be done before the paint goes on.

Thursday February 28, 2019 - 07:39

@HarrisonUXtwitter.com * completed

Thursday February 28, 2019 - 07:46

@HarrisonUXtwitter.com Design process shouldn’t exclude tech, or a functioning product. User research shouldn’t stop once you’ve built your first release. The product is never finished, and therefore can’t be ‘designed’ before it’s built and serving user needs.

Big design is ego lubrication.

Thursday February 28, 2019 - 18:29

@type__errortwitter.com @twittertwitter.com Yeah, but it keeps switching me back to ‘Top tweets’… Grrr