January, 2019

31st January, 2019

Tuesday January 1, 2019 - 12:14

@remtwitter.com Gin float!

Wednesday January 2, 2019 - 13:24

Ermigerd! @4m3thy5ttwitter.com

Thursday January 3, 2019 - 00:46

I assume there’s some weird kind of game amongst his staff, where they slip bullshit into his briefings, just to see who’s get read.

Thursday January 3, 2019 - 01:05

Underrated tweet.

Monday January 7, 2019 - 07:26

Being told by a friend’s mum that my mum had voted for Thatcher, and that’s why we didn’t have school milk any more.

I don’t know to this day if it was true.

Tuesday January 8, 2019 - 22:40

@jutertwitter.com If you’re there with any time to spare, get your self to the ceramic museum, and sit with the turtles in the cafe.

Tuesday January 8, 2019 - 22:48

@jutertwitter.com Fyi: Museu Nacional do Azulejo

R. Me. Deus 4, 1900-312 Lisboa, Portugal

+351 21 810 0340

Friday January 11, 2019 - 16:00

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com All too well. Mind you, compared to the equivalent in Leeds at the time, it was a palace.

Sunday January 13, 2019 - 09:39

@richard_littlertwitter.com @ahackertwitter.com I believe it’s a parliament of cockwombles.

Sunday January 13, 2019 - 10:36

Tory austerity enabler, Heidi Allen is ‘Sick of hearing food bank stories’, so will no doubt be working tirelessly with her media buddies to make sure that no-one hears any more of them.

Monday January 14, 2019 - 06:16

This is what Twitter is for 😁

Monday January 14, 2019 - 17:12

@bdhendrich @SmarterCamtwitter.com Is there a link to this we can access?

Monday January 14, 2019 - 17:29

Flipping heck!

Monday January 14, 2019 - 17:33

@Dootsontwitter.com 😂 that is an amazing routine though!!!

Monday January 14, 2019 - 18:06

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Write your own primer, and let the rest of us off the work 💪🏼

Monday January 14, 2019 - 18:08

@ElyIslandPietwitter.com Let’s hope a footpath is next!

Wednesday January 16, 2019 - 06:24

Oooh. Nice one.

Wednesday January 16, 2019 - 06:35

Finally, I got my tweets down to people I actually followed with no RTs. It was great.

@twittertwitter.com has dropped a bomb on this by showing everyone’s likes, follows, and Fuck knows what else.

How can I turn this off?!

Wednesday January 16, 2019 - 07:52

@heydonworkstwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com Were they in a beautiful pea green boat?

Wednesday January 16, 2019 - 18:38

RT @billybraggtwitter.com : Although we may share their frustrations over Brexit, our #FBPE friends don’t understand why we won’t desert Corbyn or Labo…

Wednesday January 16, 2019 - 19:06

@thetimmorgantwitter.com Or perhaps that engagement is low and prices are expensive?

Thursday January 17, 2019 - 06:30

First sign an online group is reaching critical mass? When you’re using free tier Slack as a forum, and most of the requests are for help on how to beat the 10000 message history limit.

NB, use @discoursetwitter.com instead

Saturday January 19, 2019 - 10:32

I don’t have any problem starting node projects… Finishing them, however, is another story 😘

Saturday January 19, 2019 - 10:42

I have never bought anything from Teenage Engineering but I love the website and it’s become a bit of a fetish for me. This product may have just tipped me over the edge 😍

Saturday January 19, 2019 - 20:20

Hateful person is considering more hateful actions shocker!

Saturday January 19, 2019 - 20:23

And they’re covering up their crimes by distracting us with Brexit. They’ll get away with it too.

Sunday January 20, 2019 - 19:30

@BootstrapCooktwitter.com Kleftiki perhaps?

Saganaki would be great.👍🏼

Sunday January 20, 2019 - 19:32

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Are they saying he was born at the same time as Jesus?

Sunday January 20, 2019 - 20:07

#showerthoughts

Scooby-doo and the gang are class traitors. Always protecting the interests of the inherited wealthy, and shopping hard done janitors and caretakers to the pigs, just as years of thankless toil are about to be rewarded.

Sunday January 20, 2019 - 23:09

@type__errortwitter.com You should check out @kosamaritwitter.com . I remember her doing some crazy things with js and knitting patterns :)

Tuesday January 22, 2019 - 20:16

Well, turns out James @Dysontwitter.com is a Brexiteer. In that he’s exiting Britain for a preferable deal on Corp tax and lower tariffs on dealing with the EU…

Shocked. Not shocked.

#dysonSucks

Tuesday January 22, 2019 - 21:06

This is genius, I will be using it anyway, regardless of bias…

@type__errortwitter.com I may end up hiring actual dogs.

Tuesday January 22, 2019 - 23:30

Okay, I’ll bite. Why is @Mailchimptwitter.com getting into original content?

(It’s pretty good by the way)

Tuesday January 22, 2019 - 23:40

@benaustwickarttwitter.com You can do some basic photogrammetry with a smartphone. This article is pretty up to date.

Wednesday January 23, 2019 - 07:45

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com I’m reading at the moment. There’s an interesting link to the simultaneous growth of cities, epidemics and Marx. It’s only touched on, but it’s great context.

Wednesday January 23, 2019 - 07:49

Man who never listened to the people while he was in power now says he has no fucking clue what’s going on, and thinks the general public do.

#arrestTonyBlair

Wednesday January 23, 2019 - 14:33

@EastCambstwitter.com This looks a lot like a scam url.

Wednesday January 23, 2019 - 22:50

@jutertwitter.com Wait! I love biscuits AND composers…

Philip Glass = Cookies - bit modern, you think it’s going to be samey, but you get distracted and you’ve eaten an entire symphony.

Friday January 25, 2019 - 14:01

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 copy and paste, brother

Friday January 25, 2019 - 14:03

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Not really… They’re just in the last row of hand signs on my gif section :/

Friday January 25, 2019 - 14:37

Hey, I think you should get a Monzo account. Get one through this link and we’ll both get £5!

Just follow these instructions:

Sunday January 27, 2019 - 22:51

@heydonworkstwitter.com Someone told me today they’d left a job, because of “all the effin’ and jeffin’”. I wasn’t sure how to respond.

Monday January 28, 2019 - 15:31

Seriously, what kind of heathen puts chocolate chips in a SCONE!?

Monday January 28, 2019 - 22:27

@ros_vaughantwitter.com Can there BE such depravity?*

Wednesday January 30, 2019 - 07:49

Worst temporal loop ever.

Wednesday January 30, 2019 - 08:12

@barneyfarmertwitter.com Wurst temporal loop ever.

Wednesday January 30, 2019 - 08:21

If you’re at #SXSW this year, you should definitely meet up with @gaz_alphatwitter.com . Go for the #ai and #music, stay for the #cthulu

Wednesday January 30, 2019 - 15:54

Sharp intake of breath. Followed by a little bit of wee. 💥🚀

Wednesday January 30, 2019 - 17:43

@monstrosotwitter.com BLACK!

Wednesday January 30, 2019 - 22:35

Tomorrow’s World, sadly now a thing of the past.

Thursday January 31, 2019 - 07:24

Server originated ads anyone?

Won’t this kill potential of webGL?

Am I missing some kind of js joke?

I’m only down for removing ALL the js from a site. HTML and CSS for the win!

I’m not going to @ Eric Meyer… He knows what he did.

Thursday January 31, 2019 - 07:42

This. One thousand times this.

on a real old school democratic web vibe this morning. Don’t mess with me.

Thursday January 31, 2019 - 12:20

Any folks here interested in #AI and #music there’s some golden opportunities here.

@type__errortwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @codepo8twitter.com feel free to share!

Thursday January 31, 2019 - 12:21

@nachttwitter.com @ExtraLRGtwitter.com Yeah, I probably have a few! I’m @toychickentwitter.com most of the time.

Thursday January 31, 2019 - 12:50

RT @codepo8twitter.com : NASA’s deep space missions infographic drool