October, 2018

31st October, 2018

Monday October 1, 2018 - 18:51

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Looks a lot like the ones in Leeds, down by the armouries.

Monday October 1, 2018 - 22:36

Woah! Those are some expensive balloons…

Tuesday October 2, 2018 - 12:32

RT @PeoplesMomentumtwitter.com : “The Government is not telling you the truth about Brexit” - @GeorgeMonbiottwitter.com

Wednesday October 3, 2018 - 06:21

RT @doctorowtwitter.com : This is The Cave of the Lost Talisman, the first album from Kobold, a “dungeon-synth” act that composes 8- and 16-bit music s…

Wednesday October 3, 2018 - 07:27

RT @noobdetwitter.com : Rare behind the scenes footage of the making of Mortal Kombat 3.

Wednesday October 3, 2018 - 18:00

@jctblogtwitter.com @mattfromlondontwitter.com @peter_wattstwitter.com @londonsoctwitter.com A JayGee of bollards?

A halt of bollards?

An upstanding?

Maybe a root?

A thunk?

Wednesday October 3, 2018 - 21:54

@thetimmorgantwitter.com @deskbeerstwitter.com @PaulFishtwitter.com Second best cafe in the whole of London! I used to have an office right over the top of it. A miracle I didn’t eat there every day… But you know, I had to stay with my family at weekends…

Thursday October 4, 2018 - 19:12

What the actual? Awesome

Thursday October 4, 2018 - 19:13

@cosmicshamblestwitter.com @robinincetwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com

Thursday October 4, 2018 - 22:20

@IL0VEthe80stwitter.com Zooey Deschanel and Chris Pine?

Friday October 5, 2018 - 09:12

@type__errortwitter.com I know, right!?! My favourite supporting character too, David Haig! Forget the boring bodyguard show…

Friday October 5, 2018 - 13:34

RT @monstrosotwitter.com : this is insane…

Saturday October 6, 2018 - 09:17

Love this.

Saturday October 6, 2018 - 09:24

What I like about this is the sense that pro-brexit nobs like the owner of ‘spoons, probably thought that leaving the EU would enable them to eviscerate workers rights… Not sure that’s working out for them.

Saturday October 6, 2018 - 10:01

@spacekookietwitter.com @FoodNetworktwitter.com It’s because they can’t deal with the EU’s ridiculous desire to protect our privacy. Lolz

Saturday October 6, 2018 - 21:50

Hahaha haha hahaha ha whoooo hohoho. No seriously. Lol.

Saturday October 6, 2018 - 21:58

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Sunday October 7, 2018 - 11:08

RT @hodgmantwitter.com : I saw this today and was speechless. At first, because: Edward Gorey pastiche, a deeeep cut. And then because: it is devastati…

Sunday October 7, 2018 - 16:51

RT @TheMERLtwitter.com : Ok, we found something amazing and we demand you to come on a journey with us:

Sunday October 7, 2018 - 18:41

RT @exador23twitter.com : As the gavel went down on the Senate confirmation vote, an alarm started going off, and the Constitution began to shred itsel…

Monday October 8, 2018 - 18:21

Adequate food AND the rights to rifle through rubbish? I, for one, welcome our benevolent overlords! Gor bless ya Gove nr.

Wednesday October 10, 2018 - 14:40

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com

Wednesday October 10, 2018 - 14:40

Back in the Ukraine again!

Thursday October 11, 2018 - 21:16

Karaoke in Ukraine? No problem… Oh wait…

Thursday October 11, 2018 - 21:56

I might be biased, but I love Kharkiv!

Thursday October 11, 2018 - 22:18

Yep. I know this feeling.

Friday October 12, 2018 - 18:30

@BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com

Friday October 12, 2018 - 19:07

@gpjadeeggtwitter.com

Friday October 12, 2018 - 19:11

RT @ChromiumDevtwitter.com : … and @Paul_Kinlantwitter.com is experimenting with video editor… ON THE WEB🕸

Check out the blog series 👉

Friday October 12, 2018 - 19:33

RT @ElyCycletwitter.com : Ways to Increase ‘Active Travel’ -

Saturday October 13, 2018 - 10:43

RT @PeoplesMomentumtwitter.com : #TommyRobinson : same shit, different asshole 🖕

Saturday October 13, 2018 - 10:47

@type__errortwitter.com snakeSwallowedCamelCase__

or

Swift🐕Emoji🍺case🎁

Sunday October 14, 2018 - 16:43

Curly wurly archaeologist, n00bz!

Monday October 15, 2018 - 07:57

@richard_littlertwitter.com As far as I’m aware, the only celebrity that speaks Romansh is Sean Connery, when he’s wooing a lady.

No?

I’ll get my coat…

Monday October 15, 2018 - 16:50

RT @Libya_Entwitter.com : The Americans not only come to your land and kill your people, they come 10 years later and produce a film that speaks and de…

Tuesday October 16, 2018 - 10:36

RT @lionelbarbertwitter.com : Ouch - Letter of the day: Time for a revolution at the FT!

Tuesday October 16, 2018 - 12:17

@networkrailtwitter.com @apeasbraintwitter.com Which online form?

Tuesday October 16, 2018 - 12:22

@networkrailtwitter.com What a useless statistic.

How many people live within 1km? How many stations run services that connect frequently and directly to places people want to travel? How many have bus services, car and cycle parks? How many places have fast connections to cities that aren’t London?

Tuesday October 16, 2018 - 14:21

A really solid breakdown of why Brexit fucks us now, regardless of whether you think sunlit uplands or armageddon awaits in the future. Is it too late to move to the Netherlands?

Tuesday October 16, 2018 - 21:31

RT @richard_littlertwitter.com : Film- and game-makers: Please find more unique ways for your action characters to land.

Wednesday October 17, 2018 - 06:46

@ThreeUKtwitter.com Good grief. Did Three have some crusty old ad exec come up with ’things the kids love?’

Wednesday October 17, 2018 - 06:55

@GNRailUKtwitter.com sigh. Cancelled the 0642 ELY-KGX so train is uncomfortably overcrowded and hot. But as there’s not a delay, there’ll be no repay, right?

Wednesday October 17, 2018 - 07:04

@io9twitter.com Did we forget what Harrison did actually looked like when he was young? Asking for a friend…

Wednesday October 17, 2018 - 07:09

RT @FioraAeternatwitter.com : holy balls. this is incredible

the vulnerability literally works like this:

me: “can i log in?”

server: “no. you need…

Wednesday October 17, 2018 - 07:19

RT @Hantwitter.com : omg. mashup culture needs to make a return in 2019.

Wednesday October 17, 2018 - 08:01

I’m puzzled by those that excuse wholesale data harvesting by Facebook, by saying “that’s great, I don’t want to see ads for things I’m not interested in”

I don’t want to see adverts, ever. If I’m interested in something, I’ll do my own research, thanks. Ads don’t have any value.

Thursday October 18, 2018 - 19:57

Okaaaaaay. Thanks internet, I’ll be keeping tight hold of my Shirikodama (little anus ball). No Kappa is gonna drown me!

Thursday October 18, 2018 - 20:16

@stevebwritertwitter.com @owtwitter.com @AccEasetwitter.com As someone with an essential tremor, I love devices with buttons. I can rest my fingers lightly on them, to ensure I’m in the right place. Typically I mentally rehearse the movement of the fingers just as I do it, before actually pressing. This is impossible with touch screens.

Thursday October 18, 2018 - 20:22

Oooh, @Squaretwitter.com reinvented the terminal, and excluded blind people and folks, like me, with tremors.

But, you know, shiny new marketing!

Friday October 19, 2018 - 14:40

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Now announcing sir nick clog of Facebook. Lord high snake in the kingdom of snakes.

Friday October 19, 2018 - 14:48

What!? Oh… Wait…

Saturday October 20, 2018 - 09:06

@barneyfarmertwitter.com Theresa May: “he was like all up in their grill chatting shit about the prince and I was all like hey shoggers leave then alone they’re not worth it but he kept coming asking for some license but they said no let’s take him outside but they were all like take him out?so they did”

Sunday October 21, 2018 - 14:07

Today I’m @LeedsArtGallerytwitter.com . This is “still life with fish and rogue banana” #artisuseful and beautiful. 🤔😜

Sunday October 21, 2018 - 21:28

@jutertwitter.com @LeedsArtGallerytwitter.com 🤭

Monday October 22, 2018 - 07:27

@BeanPhilosophertwitter.com - I eat pb&j every day, though not for every meal. I am supporting your mission! 🥜🍞🍓4 life!

Everyone else, you should read this thread.

Monday October 22, 2018 - 07:29

@HarrisonUXtwitter.com @neiltysontwitter.com You okay hun?

Monday October 22, 2018 - 07:55

@simongerman600twitter.com @richardwcollinstwitter.com Now can we see the same but for wealth, rather than population?

Monday October 22, 2018 - 18:06

@dancharveytwitter.com I’d be really surprised if smartphone ownership was that high amongst teens, let alone iPhone. Seems very high. They’re expensive, and vast swathes of the US are on the poverty line.

Monday October 22, 2018 - 18:12

@barneyfarmertwitter.com I prepose a new word. Preprosperous : The state of a country waiting dimly for gilded turds.

Tuesday October 23, 2018 - 10:38

@TechNationtwitter.com This is really sketchy maths. Oxbridge is not a real place. No more than Parlin, Leedchester or Amsterberne. Autotrader (Manchester) is hardly a tech unicorn.

Tuesday October 23, 2018 - 10:43

I love hearing Blairite liberals complaining that the Labour Party is too left-wing. Form another party, pretend you’re not tories, go for it. I remember Iraq, borked electoral reform and betrayal of students.

Labour Party still has a lot of work to do, but it’s getting there.

Tuesday October 23, 2018 - 12:29

@wildoniontwitter.com I hear you, but my fear is, that if you try to find a more statesmanlike leadership, you end up with Blair again.

I’m not sure playing to the gallery of mainstream media is necessarily the way to win, because they don’t speak to the voters that Labour has disenfranchised.

Tuesday October 23, 2018 - 13:47

RT @jayrayner1twitter.com : This is both a brilliant thing and necessary. It is also tragic for being necessary.

Wednesday October 24, 2018 - 04:16

Brain: this would’ve been funny.

Me: shut up it’s 2am

Brain: oh wait, what about this?

Me: shut up it’s 3am

Brain: okay okay… But here’s three worrying things you can’t do anything about.

Me: JFC! IT’S 4am!

Brain: Brexit!

Brain: you should tweet this!

Me: Dammit. Fine!

Wednesday October 24, 2018 - 07:22

Tories suggesting that the best option is state owned transport… 😜

Wednesday October 24, 2018 - 16:58

#whatsForDinner? More microwave dinners for me until the kitchen is done. It’s like a bomb site right now.

For the rest of you, I can get you 50% off your first #waitroseCookWell box - check out show me some pics, so I can live through your cooking!

Wednesday October 24, 2018 - 22:59

@Logo_Geektwitter.com @FatFacetwitter.com I’m sorry. Did you say ’logo’? Does this count?

FATFACE

No, I’m not sure it does.

Wednesday October 24, 2018 - 23:15

Did the atari 520 ST have a rainbow… I think it did…

Wednesday October 24, 2018 - 23:17

RT @isislovecrufttwitter.com : petition to bring back rainbows in computer logos

rt if u agree, fav if u agree

Thursday October 25, 2018 - 07:24

Aside from the nazi propaganda, the unfettered data collection and dubious motivations of its bosses, one of the reasons I gave up on Facebook, was because I had no fucking clue what it was asking me to do.

Thursday October 25, 2018 - 17:33

RT @jonsnowC4twitter.com : Just how far will post-Brexit Britain and the City of Lindon stoop to secure Saudi, Kazakh, and Russian investment? https:/…

Thursday October 25, 2018 - 18:52

I’m the same age as the hyperdrive, fetal alcohol syndrome and radial cleavage.

Seems appropriate…

Time Traveler by @MerriamWebstertwitter.com : See which words were first recorded in 1973

Thursday October 25, 2018 - 19:00

How did I not know this was a thing? I feel it’s my duty as a middle aged nerd to inform the world.

Consider this your first notification.

Thursday October 25, 2018 - 19:25

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Thursday October 25, 2018 - 22:18

@iamdevlopertwitter.com If they have good ideas, they are, by definition, not developers but product managers. Developers are the ones that do the typing.

Right?

Thursday October 25, 2018 - 22:32

@dancharveytwitter.com I spent the evening putting chips in my mouth…

No?

I’ll get my coat.

Sunday October 28, 2018 - 20:19

@ThatTimWalkertwitter.com @David_Camerontwitter.com Gammon and Mammon.

Sunday October 28, 2018 - 20:21

@gpjadeeggtwitter.com tell me this isn’t true!

😭🥚🥑

Tuesday October 30, 2018 - 22:34

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com

Tuesday October 30, 2018 - 23:20

@GreatDismaltwitter.com I’m pretty sure you’ve already seen this, but @openbionicstwitter.com has to be one of the best companies to follow on twitter. If it’s not this, it’s their own amazing products.

Wednesday October 31, 2018 - 19:28

@MayorJPalmer Shame about the overspend, the delays, the scar on the landscape, the lack of cycling provision for Stuntney, but yeah, fantastic. I’m curious to see how this economic growth will happen.

Wednesday October 31, 2018 - 19:57

It’s obviously easy to underestimate how fucked up US politics really is… Then this…

Wednesday October 31, 2018 - 22:57

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