October, 2015

31st October, 2015

Thursday October 1, 2015 - 18:41

@GNRailUKtwitter.com thanks for cancelling the 1714 KGX-ELY at CBG. I’m sure I can find some other way to collect my daughter from nursery at 1830.

Thursday October 1, 2015 - 18:56

@GNRailUKtwitter.com provides an excellent service. What train providers can automate their apologies as well as this? Insincere AND unhelpful.

Friday October 2, 2015 - 18:54

It’s 1984 in my headphones tonight. Feeling very nostalgic.

Saturday October 3, 2015 - 10:20

RT @barneyfarmertwitter.com : Ahh, remember when human rights were a higher priority than trade? No, me neither.

Saturday October 3, 2015 - 15:14

Saturday October 3, 2015 - 15:39

Perverts of Pentonville

Sunday October 4, 2015 - 09:12

RT @jackschofieldtwitter.com : Inside story of how $1 billion Evernote went from Silicon Valley darling to deep trouble, by @eugenekim222twitter.com at @SAItwitter.com ~ htt…

Tuesday October 6, 2015 - 07:28

@petetrainortwitter.com given Facebook’s notoriously prudish censorship, how do people on the ground feel about that?!

Tuesday October 6, 2015 - 07:35

RT @MichaelRosenYestwitter.com : For the last 5 yrs, the Tories attacked the unemployed. Now they’ve moved on to the employed. Everyone’s lazy except e…

Wednesday October 7, 2015 - 08:15

Sweet mercy @GNRailUKtwitter.com please turn down the heat on the 0722 ELY-KGX, the right side of my body is being cooked!

Wednesday October 7, 2015 - 08:20

@GNRailUKtwitter.com it’s 72264, thanks

Wednesday October 7, 2015 - 08:35

@DoIlumtwitter.com North Utsire, South Utsire, Brit milah.

Wednesday October 7, 2015 - 22:25

Yeah, that’s @ShaunDunnetwitter.com doing his magic, right there. Thanks @webdesignledgertwitter.com

Wednesday October 7, 2015 - 23:00

RT @jamiesonttwitter.com : Nine years ago wrote this joke. Still seems oddly relevant today.

Thursday October 8, 2015 - 07:06

Not a bad walk to work

Thursday October 8, 2015 - 11:33

@DoIlumtwitter.com I’d already been up for an hour. Usual day. :)

Friday October 9, 2015 - 09:35

@dancharveytwitter.com and here’s what it looked like before #infographics was a thing ;)

Friday October 9, 2015 - 10:53

Luke : Make the jump to hyperspace

Han : You can’t without the correct risk assessment. It ain’t like dusting crops.

#HanSoloManagementStyle

Friday October 9, 2015 - 10:55

Luke : but a lightsaber…

Han : I prefer a blaster, tried & tested. None of your Lean / Agile techniques for me!

#HanSoloManagementStyle

Friday October 9, 2015 - 11:03

Han (to himself) : I wonder if just throwing more Bothans at the job might bring that information back sooner?

#HanSoloManagementStyle

Friday October 9, 2015 - 11:35

Han : I think you’ll find, if you look at the conversation history in Outlook, that I did not shoot first.

#HanSoloManagementStyle

Friday October 9, 2015 - 21:52

RT @Snowdentwitter.com : Three cats and you’re a cat lady, right? But nobody ever called a guy a cat lord. #catlords

Saturday October 10, 2015 - 20:10

@DoIlumtwitter.com if you’re going dairy free, try fruit juice on cereal. Grapefruit juice on muesli works a treat.

Saturday October 10, 2015 - 20:46

@DoIlumtwitter.com @mattpoveytwitter.com true, next it’s putting tapioca in it and calling it bubble tea.

Monday October 12, 2015 - 07:31

@mattpoveytwitter.com nervous?

Tuesday October 13, 2015 - 18:11

#NowPlaying Discover Weekly, and @Spotifytwitter.com have smashed it out the park this week! ♫

Tuesday October 13, 2015 - 22:44

@Samcolestwitter.com you made the mistake of reading it expecting it to make sense. That’s no longer a requirement for @guardiantwitter.com columnists.

Wednesday October 14, 2015 - 13:29

@DoIlumtwitter.com you’re not alone

Monday October 19, 2015 - 07:44

@ruskin147twitter.com

Monday October 19, 2015 - 16:56

First things first, get the NFC enabled business cards sorted out.

Tuesday October 20, 2015 - 07:39

Recipe from @GNRailUKtwitter.com . Pack people into train. Be sure not to leave any gaps. Turn heat to 240°. Leave for 55 minutes. Serve at King’s Cross

Wednesday October 21, 2015 - 07:37

RT @slatestarcodextwitter.com : MYTH: Millipedes have 1000 legs.

FACT: Millipedes have 1/1000th of a leg. You’re thinking of kilopedes.

Wednesday October 21, 2015 - 08:38

Woah, this sounds like a funked up Michael Nyman at the start. #NowPlaying Beaten Metal by Antibalas from Security ♫

Wednesday October 21, 2015 - 09:34

@LASTEXITshirtstwitter.com it’s my birthday today, look at my best present #BackToTheFuture

Wednesday October 21, 2015 - 17:49

Me @studiozerocotwitter.com every Friday…

Wednesday October 21, 2015 - 17:51

@renedudfieldtwitter.com is it organic?

Thursday October 22, 2015 - 22:20

Listening to this whilst loading the dishwasher. Make any moment sublime. @ShaunDunnetwitter.com ♫

Friday October 23, 2015 - 09:02

@silentworkstwitter.com know anyone?

Friday October 23, 2015 - 10:32

Yet again, I refute the idea that agile design can’t be done…

Saturday October 24, 2015 - 00:45

RT @richardosmantwitter.com : Watching Sam Smith G Norton reminds me that my theme tune to SPECTRE would be

“R-E-S-P-E-C-T/Rearrange alphabetically”.

Sunday October 25, 2015 - 09:02

RT @richardosmantwitter.com : Ok, here are the top 3 Chinese crisp flavours we just found in Shanghai. Number 3…

Sunday October 25, 2015 - 09:02

RT @richardosmantwitter.com : Chinese crisp flavour number 2…

Sunday October 25, 2015 - 09:02

RT @richardosmantwitter.com : And Chinese crisp flavour number 1. This one is just plain wrong…

Monday October 26, 2015 - 07:30

RT @KatamariItemstwitter.com : Human Tower

Monday October 26, 2015 - 19:36

@AmazonVideoUK thanks, is there another source for new series info, that doesn’t contain spoilers? #SocialMediaMistakes

Monday October 26, 2015 - 19:47

The old ‘platforms are too short’ excuse from @GNRailUKtwitter.com . Run longer trains, open four carriages at short stations.

Tuesday October 27, 2015 - 22:58

RT @FlipChartRicktwitter.com : I’d have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling lords. #taxcredits

Wednesday October 28, 2015 - 18:44

@DoIlumtwitter.com @muzrobertson @uuuooobbbtwitter.com awesome if you’re trying to buy a house. Awful if you’re downsizing for retirement or send kids to uni.

Wednesday October 28, 2015 - 18:47

RT @gigasquidtwitter.com : Me in a new codebase

Wednesday October 28, 2015 - 18:52

RT @Tatetwitter.com : ‘I said “Make a shed that contains light, space & silence” Antony Gormley lets us into his studio and his London

Wednesday October 28, 2015 - 18:53

@The_Paris_Angeltwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com @MailOnlinetwitter.com surely that’s his liver trying to escape?

Wednesday October 28, 2015 - 19:02

@DoIlumtwitter.com @muzrobertson @uuuooobbbtwitter.com sadly it would have little bearing on those that rent, as landlords can hunker down until storm passes.

Wednesday October 28, 2015 - 19:35

@DoIlumtwitter.com @muzrobertson @uuuooobbbtwitter.com I suspect price drop would cause stagnation, fewer houses on market for those renters to buy.

Wednesday October 28, 2015 - 21:30

@DoIlumtwitter.com @Crib_Goch @uuuooobbbtwitter.com @muzrobertson that’s assuming you want to buy them a house.

Wednesday October 28, 2015 - 21:56

@DoIlumtwitter.com @Crib_Goch @uuuooobbbtwitter.com @muzrobertson eh? People buy house, sell to put kids through uni, can’t because price gone down, uni fees up.

Wednesday October 28, 2015 - 22:04

@DoIlumtwitter.com @Crib_Goch @uuuooobbbtwitter.com @muzrobertson you seem to assume all house sellers own their houses

Wednesday October 28, 2015 - 22:06

@DoIlumtwitter.com @Crib_Goch @uuuooobbbtwitter.com @muzrobertson not sure it is, but perhaps a more gentle decline might let people find alt investments

Wednesday October 28, 2015 - 22:07

@DoIlumtwitter.com @Crib_Goch @uuuooobbbtwitter.com @muzrobertson that’s the prospect for many, including mortgage holders.

Wednesday October 28, 2015 - 22:09

@DoIlumtwitter.com @Crib_Goch @uuuooobbbtwitter.com @muzrobertson not helpful for those who HAVE to sell in a down market

Wednesday October 28, 2015 - 22:10

@DoIlumtwitter.com @Crib_Goch @uuuooobbbtwitter.com @muzrobertson not denying that, but painting mortgage holders as yacht buying fat cats is dumb.

Wednesday October 28, 2015 - 22:22

@uuuooobbbtwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com @Crib_Goch @muzrobertson sure, a drop would help, but a crash just kills market liquidity. Gradual decline better?

Friday October 30, 2015 - 17:36

Just joined @getmondotwitter.com ! #iwantmondo for Ability to arrange savings into ‘pots’