May, 2014

31st May, 2014

Thursday May 1, 2014 - 21:37

‘Love’ @FirstCC ‘refreshed’ carriages. They’ve refreshed away the carpets and set lighting to ‘butchers fridge’ mode. Feels really cheap.

Thursday May 1, 2014 - 21:49

RT @BIMABuzztwitter.com : Peter Dolukhanov joint MD of Nice Agency has been named in the #BIMAHot100 – congrats @dolukhanovtwitter.com

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 20:23

#Eurovision first two were a bit so-so…

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 20:25

#Eurovision erg, Azerbaijan’s entry isn’t exactly lighting the world on fire… trapeze doesn’t beat giant hamster wheel

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 20:26

#Eurovision go Iceland!

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 20:28

#Eurovision yay Iceland!

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 20:31

#Eurovision really Norway? Fan of Anthony and the Johnson’s?

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 20:38

#Eurovision ooh Armenia looks ill…

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 20:43

#Eurovision Nice ice skating thing, and kudos for singing in their own language Montenegro

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 20:45

#Eurovision I’ve been looking forward to Poland’s entry. Ooh err missus

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 20:49

#Eurovision and Poland didn’t disappoint…

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 20:51

#Eurovision lots of circus skills in tonight’s show…

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 20:54

#Eurovision Well… Austria… :)

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 20:59

#Eurovision Germany are not really working for me tonight. Bit try-hard.

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:06

#Eurovision high expectations for Sweden… not very punchy so far.

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:06

RT @billybraggtwitter.com : Twitter, we have a problem: my reliable political weather vanes @PennyRedtwitter.com @OwenJones84twitter.com and @stellacreasytwitter.com have gone all #Eur…

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:08

I heard that UKIP are planning to pull us out of #Eurovision

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:11

#Eurovision what’s better than hipsters? French hipsters. A shame the song is a bit weak.

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:14

#Eurovision am actually loving the Russian entry!

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:15

RT @wildoniontwitter.com : Ah the Russian entry. No doubt they’ll take over another entry they prefer the look of. #eurovision

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:19

#Eurovision err, Italy… let’s just stop that right now shall we, before you team up with Russia and invade something

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:21

#Eurovision doesn’t sound like anyone cares about the Slovenian entry. I mean ANYONE.

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:31

#Eurovision ooh, didn’t win x factor, probably won’t win Eurovision. Spain… sigh…

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:34

RT @wildoniontwitter.com : Switzerland. Fuck me. A Swiss Mumford and Sons. Declare war on those bastards immediately.

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:38

#Eurovision pfft Hungary, now, what’s in the fridge…

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:43

#Eurovision Malta are a bit Waterboys meets Mumford, with spray on beards. Should team up with Switzerland

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:46

#Eurovision people are saying this could be the first times a host country wins. People are wrong.

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:48

#Eurovision ooh good, a Dutch white stripes… just what we need

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:51

#Eurovision quite like the staging for the Dutch entry, but the song is dull MOR.

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:54

#Eurovision Piano? Check. Pretty girl? Check. Hybrid marquee/dress? Check. Standard entry. Good effort with bond theme-esque, San Marino

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:56

#Eurovision I have not heard this, I have low expectations.

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 21:59

#Eurovision UK entry has met all my expectations. I don’t expect we’ll win.

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 22:03

#Eurovision okay, that’s it. Ended with someone getting into Grahams box and exploding all over his face

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 22:13

#Eurovision err, why is Gollum singing ode to joy?

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 22:33

#Eurovision I always forget how painful this part of the show is… perhaps we could cut to an episode of Borgen

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 22:35

#Eurovision why is the skinny woman torturing herself (and us) with all the food related banter.

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 23:01

#Eurovision makes it’s feelings about Russia’s inclusion in this euro-centric event very very clear.

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 23:29

#Eurovision won by Dana International again, wearing a disguise from life of Brian. Frickin’ awesome.

Saturday May 10, 2014 - 23:41

RT @jayrayner1twitter.com : We take the piss out of Eurovision. It’s a gagfest. But it’s also a grand vehicle for an overt ‘fuck you’ liberalism in fac…

Monday May 12, 2014 - 15:10

I voted for Game of Codes as this years JavaZone movie!

Tuesday May 13, 2014 - 09:07

Repeat after me. I won’t say ‘minimum viable product’ if I don’t know what it means. It’s not the same as a prototype. It’s not the same…

Wednesday May 14, 2014 - 06:57

Sometimes I forget about the nastiness that Nick Griffin and the BNP represent. I’m glad that @BBCr4todaytwitter.com reminded me.

Wednesday May 14, 2014 - 06:58

RT @jasonfriedtwitter.com : Help “Born With Curiosity, The Grace Hopper Story” get made. Back it at —>

Wednesday May 14, 2014 - 07:52

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com and sometimes it’s sleepbot…

Wednesday May 14, 2014 - 21:53

@mattpoveytwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com reminds me of holidays, and two-stroke fumes always reminds me of my dad.

Thursday May 15, 2014 - 22:21

RT @zacharyparadistwitter.com : Yes. “ @FastCompanytwitter.com : Spike and die: why products created by ad agencies fail.

Thursday May 15, 2014 - 22:42

RT @iamdevlopertwitter.com : If Jay-Z has 99 problems, someone should really introduce him to agile methodologies.

Thursday May 15, 2014 - 22:43

RT @iamdevlopertwitter.com : Fact: Deadlines contribute to 25% of the work related stress in software development. Jira accounts for the other 75%.

Thursday May 15, 2014 - 22:43

RT @iamdevlopertwitter.com : In JavaScript, everything’s an object…apart from when it’s not and it’s just pain.

Thursday May 15, 2014 - 22:48

Good luck for your @jquk workshop tomorrow @ShaunDunnetwitter.com , sorry I can’t be there, @danhappysaladtwitter.com & other @niceagency folk will cheer you on!

Thursday May 15, 2014 - 22:51

This is bad for us all, not just the U.S. “ @BoingBoingtwitter.com : FCC brings down the gavel on Net Neutrality

Thursday May 15, 2014 - 22:51

RT @mattcuttstwitter.com : It’s time to tell the FCC what we think of their proposed rules, and it’s easy to do! Here’s how:

Friday May 16, 2014 - 08:20

How Madison Avenue can be more like Silicon Valley:

Friday May 16, 2014 - 18:38

Wow, my @FirstCC kgx-ely train is making an unscheduled stop at Hitchin to pick up train crew. That’s a new one.

Friday May 16, 2014 - 18:43

@DoIlumtwitter.com I can’t imagine where you’re finding these women… Have you tried rather than Craigslist?

Friday May 16, 2014 - 18:44

RT @doctorowtwitter.com : The Apollo Project to eradicate DRM is now called Apollo 1201 (or #Apollo1201)

Friday May 16, 2014 - 18:46

@DoIlumtwitter.com that’s weird, I’ve heard that’s usually a good source. Never mind, perhaps you should hang around outside Greggs wearing eau de Pie.

Friday May 16, 2014 - 18:54

Typical, @dolukahnov is in the picture, but I bet he’s looking at his phone ;)

Friday May 16, 2014 - 18:58

@jamiedixontwitter.com @spolskytwitter.com it could be worse. Not long ago, I worked somewhere that thought Ftp’ing to the server constituted version control…

Friday May 16, 2014 - 19:00

RT @bradwrighttwitter.com : Anyone know a good frontend freelance developer who wants 6-8 weeks’ work on a really important @GDSTeamtwitter.com project? Please pa…

Friday May 16, 2014 - 19:04

@DoIlumtwitter.com Gregg is a pimp, don’t succumb…

Friday May 16, 2014 - 19:11

Really glad the couple sitting opposite each other and next to me have got of the train. She was giving him a really obvious foot-job. Yuck!

Friday May 16, 2014 - 20:31

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com woot! Now can rave on about it in person, instead of based on what @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com tells me.

Friday May 16, 2014 - 23:01

RT @dreadpirate15twitter.com : OH: “I’ve got 99 problems, but I’ve closed 7 of them as ‘won’t fix’”

Saturday May 17, 2014 - 19:36

Woo-hoo, glass of cava, pointless celebrities on the TV and a Tunnock’s teacake. Saturdays don’t get wilder than this!

Saturday May 17, 2014 - 19:57

RT @paulcurleytwitter.com : Please stop retweeting every mention you get. Please.

Saturday May 17, 2014 - 20:08

“ @Tatetwitter.com : Are YOU obsessed with ruins? Visit #RuinLust before it closes tomorrow @DoIlumtwitter.com do it!

Saturday May 17, 2014 - 23:21

@danhappysaladtwitter.com @vishnuksxypants I got 99 problems, but the biscuit ain’t one…

Monday May 19, 2014 - 16:03

RT @iamdevlopertwitter.com : “Why isn’t this working? You’re incompetent. I can’t click any of the links”,

“You’re clicking a Photoshop mock-up boss”.…

Monday May 19, 2014 - 22:37

Wow. Easyhotel is perfectly spartan. I mean, no side tables, not even a shelf. I love it!

Monday May 19, 2014 - 23:03

@maggiefoktwitter.com SPARTA!

Tuesday May 20, 2014 - 21:46

You know what? There has to be a better way…

Tuesday May 20, 2014 - 21:46

RT @SAHenryKrinkletwitter.com : people who starved to death under communism were killed by communism

people who starved to death under capitalism were…

Tuesday May 20, 2014 - 21:50

RT @iamdevlopertwitter.com : Mountain landscape in the header √

Unrelated inspirational quote √

Link-bait title √

Unnecessarily superfluous vocabulary …

Tuesday May 20, 2014 - 21:51

@Dootsontwitter.com I’m guessing 25 of that was the beer?

Tuesday May 20, 2014 - 22:23

RT @iamdevlopertwitter.com : Someone left Perl out in the sun too long and that’s why we have JavaScript.

Thursday May 22, 2014 - 08:16

@JuliaBradburytwitter.com @GeorgeMonbiottwitter.com given there’s a boom mike just above the coffin, I think we can assume this is for a TV show?

Thursday May 22, 2014 - 09:08

“ @BoingBoingtwitter.com : David Lynch’s ‘Return of the Jedi’ @DAVID_LYNCHtwitter.com for @ShaunDunnetwitter.com & @danhappysaladtwitter.com

Thursday May 22, 2014 - 09:20

RT @CrystalHenleytwitter.com : In case you are still on the fence…

@ITISLENNYHENRYtwitter.com @stephenfrytwitter.com @eddieizzardtwitter.com please RT!! #europeanelections

Thursday May 22, 2014 - 18:48

Christ, before it got hijacked, the #WhyImVotingUkip hashtag was a scary place to be… #WhyImVoting

Thursday May 22, 2014 - 18:53

RT @waxpancaketwitter.com : HBO’s Silicon Valley finally portrayed a female tech founder—who sleeps with programmers so they’ll write code for her. Fuc…

Friday May 23, 2014 - 07:26

@DoIlumtwitter.com you’re obviously not a real man!

Friday May 23, 2014 - 07:29

RT @iamdevlopertwitter.com : “Scrum” is where a QA tries to avoid being attacked by 6 developers for 2 weeks. If they survive, they get to play again.

Friday May 23, 2014 - 07:38

@DoIlumtwitter.com admittedly, I did watch an octo-shark marathon once, think that was their big ticket for the year…

Friday May 23, 2014 - 07:44

@DoIlumtwitter.com now you mention it… you might be right. I wonder if there’s an equally execrable channel for women?

Tuesday May 27, 2014 - 22:13

RT @wildoniontwitter.com : Everyone will have 15 re-tweets of fame.

Tuesday May 27, 2014 - 22:15

@dolukhanovtwitter.com testing 123

Tuesday May 27, 2014 - 22:17

RT @jamiedixontwitter.com : Me: I’m not going to fix that bug, it’s not worth it.

QA: Ok, fair enough

5 minutes later

Me: I fixed that bug. I couldn’t …

Tuesday May 27, 2014 - 22:49

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com glad you enjoyed it. I’m sure we’ll be playing it again tomorrow…

Tuesday May 27, 2014 - 22:53

“ @Mediumtwitter.com : “Coding Principles Every Engineer Should Know” by @sschillacetwitter.com Some good principles here…

Wednesday May 28, 2014 - 18:50

RT @iamdevlopertwitter.com : My gravestone will simply read:

“Still couldn’t exit Vim”.

Wednesday May 28, 2014 - 18:59

RT @iamdevlopertwitter.com : CMS (noun): bloated web code (usually PHP) that guarantees clients access to Mess Stuff Up™ and cause early heart failure…

Wednesday May 28, 2014 - 18:59

RT @iamdevlopertwitter.com : Markdown; for when HTML is too complex.

Thursday May 29, 2014 - 14:27

RT @MasterScrumtwitter.com : Who creates your user stories? #agile #scrum

Thursday May 29, 2014 - 18:59

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com dangerous talk. Don’t do it just yet…

Thursday May 29, 2014 - 19:00

RT @gventuritwitter.com : There’s only one gif on the internet that matters anymore, of a Lamborghini wrapped in holographic vinyl film:

Friday May 30, 2014 - 08:55

RT @aboutaarontwitter.com : Whenever my boss walks by my desk:

rm -rf node_modules && npm install --verbose