May, 2011

31st May, 2011

Wednesday May 4, 2011 - 09:29

RT @nationaltrusttwitter.com : Check out our #myfarm project- 10000 farmers wanted, no experience necessary. Online farming just got real! …

Wednesday May 4, 2011 - 14:37

RT @petitefeministetwitter.com : New by me: Abstinence education and why Nadine Dorries is full of shit #dorries

Wednesday May 4, 2011 - 20:36

@firstCC can’t find a driver for 2045 to Kings Lynn. It’s the 21st century! Where are the robots? (or customer service?) #FFS

Wednesday May 4, 2011 - 20:49

Vote #yes2av its the only option that leaves the door open for real electoral reform.

Wednesday May 4, 2011 - 22:58

@rowanlambtwitter.com E4 crap film shocker! At least it has people that are over 16 in it, unlike 99% of their output. #yes2av

Wednesday May 4, 2011 - 23:00

RT @RichardDawkinstwitter.com : If you want to help the Tories, vote no to AV. Otherwise, I cannot see how any sane democrat could even think of doi …

Thursday May 5, 2011 - 07:51

RT @Souderstwitter.com THIS IS HUGE! Google Analytics now supports measuring page load times:

Thursday May 5, 2011 - 10:04

RT @Betfairpokertwitter.com : TIP: When going for dinner with Lady Gaga, never say: “It’s smart-casual, wear what you want.”

Thursday May 5, 2011 - 10:16

@rowanlambtwitter.com Referenda always the same: Low turnout, 52% for no change, 48% for change. It’s almost the same odds as tossing a coin. #yes2av

Thursday May 5, 2011 - 10:18

RT @AndrewBlochtwitter.com : Great Polling Station Sign #Yes2AV #No2AV

Thursday May 5, 2011 - 10:22

RT @BloodRedSoundstwitter.com : Any Labour voters supporting FPTP just to give Clegg a black eye need to remember who our real enemy is. #votelabour …

Thursday May 5, 2011 - 11:57

@paulcurleytwitter.com excellent choice sir!

Thursday May 5, 2011 - 15:11

@apathytastictwitter.com not if you can convince @charliesheentwitter.com to start trampolining…

Thursday May 5, 2011 - 19:18

I found this great Android app ‘Market Millionaire Enhanced’ on AppBrain:

Thursday May 5, 2011 - 19:54

#yes2av x

Friday May 6, 2011 - 11:08

RT @codepo8twitter.com : To prevent your kids from having to suffer Episode 1-3 before watching the real Star Wars - show them this: …

Friday May 6, 2011 - 11:08

RT @codepo8twitter.com : USB computer? for $25?

Friday May 6, 2011 - 11:08

RT @jedweightmantwitter.com : Cameron: “Bin Laden was a leader who lived in a luxury mansion enduring none of the hardship he expected supporters to …

Saturday May 7, 2011 - 15:53

Stroked a ferret. Today is a good day.

Saturday May 7, 2011 - 17:37

@videonastytwitter.com frankie and fudge. Frankie was in heat and smelled very strongly of honey. Weird.

Saturday May 7, 2011 - 21:00

RT @codepo8twitter.com : In an interview with MOBY, the editor asked him who thinks that makes the crop circles. And he says: KLF :)

Sunday May 8, 2011 - 00:02

@hovlevtwitter.com @paulcurleytwitter.com oxbridge college exists, explains where devs get their qualifications…

Sunday May 8, 2011 - 19:58

@rowanlambtwitter.com probably not the computer but your connection… you’re on cable aren’t you?

Sunday May 8, 2011 - 20:55

@rowanlambtwitter.com I’m sure I can help you speed it up a little…

Tuesday May 10, 2011 - 07:19

@nachttwitter.com RT @BoingBoingtwitter.com Biography of Austin Osman Spare, occultist and artist

Tuesday May 10, 2011 - 09:49

@Malarkeytwitter.com yeah, but you get to spend 20% of your time waiting tables in your own living room…

Tuesday May 10, 2011 - 17:05

@videonastytwitter.com what the hell are you doing these days? I’m imagining some kind of contract assassin…

Tuesday May 10, 2011 - 18:07

BAD NEWS, I love(d) @Skypetwitter.com :( RT @rafaschoutwitter.com It’s Official: Microsoft Acquires Skype for $8.5 Billion via @mashabletwitter.com

Tuesday May 10, 2011 - 20:06

RT @iAtwitter.com : Were you aware that, as of May 4th, by using TwitPic you give them the rights to sell your photos? I …

Tuesday May 10, 2011 - 20:16

Heh, just about to buy this - looks cool, n’est pas?

Tuesday May 10, 2011 - 20:46

@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com burnt me dinner thinking about Jason Momoa - Damn Conan the Barbarian…

Wednesday May 11, 2011 - 22:25

RT @jaffathecaketwitter.com : Wouldn’t use Chrome Frame for IE8, screen reader users on XP would be a bit stuck. Wouldn’t want them to have to switc …

Thursday May 12, 2011 - 09:57

RT @codepo8twitter.com : Spread the word, kids: - #io2011

Thursday May 12, 2011 - 09:57

RT @codepo8twitter.com : DepthJS allows any web page to interact with the Microsoft Kinect using Javascript.

Thursday May 12, 2011 - 18:02

@rowanlambtwitter.com you were in Londinium and you didn’t meet me for luncheon?

Friday May 13, 2011 - 06:43

Must resist putting my hand into the nutella jar…

Friday May 13, 2011 - 20:37

@Sneakerpediatwitter.com Just hit from my phone. It’s alive! Congrats to @theultraplex on your new baby. #yam #in @sapientnitro

Friday May 13, 2011 - 21:29

RT @DeathStarPRtwitter.com : Ashton Kutcher joining ‘Two and a Half Men’? It’s like you WANT us to destroy your planet.

Saturday May 14, 2011 - 00:24

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com saw this and thought of you RT @codepo8twitter.com X-Wing fighter made from office supplies:

Saturday May 14, 2011 - 00:28

@e1even5ivetwitter.com oh, I’m laughing at it right now…

Saturday May 14, 2011 - 09:12

@thesassygoddess A useful guide RT @xeeliztwitter.com : understanding what Brits really mean

Saturday May 14, 2011 - 11:26

RT @dombattwitter.com : Hilarious eBay ad. Invisibility cloak

#ebaymobile

Saturday May 14, 2011 - 20:09

Oh yeah, Saturday night, Game of Thrones on the Sky+ and Fish n Chips in the belly beckons… nom nom nom

Saturday May 14, 2011 - 21:36

What the frack? The Eurovision song contest is being held on Coruscant!

Monday May 16, 2011 - 17:34

20 years of Windoctrination means that I expect an ‘are you sure’ message before doing anything irrevocable. Apparently, Macs don’t do that.

Tuesday May 17, 2011 - 06:46

Hmm, 800 unelected peers in the house of lords, and they don’t want a ’lottery’ to see who goes? Seems like a bit of a double standard.

Tuesday May 17, 2011 - 07:37

@e1even5ivetwitter.com sadly this weekend’s go live has been put back to next weekend… fingers crossed…

Wednesday May 18, 2011 - 07:05

Given that #nhs spine is now considered a failure, how about releasing the spec to the open source community? Perhaps they’d do better…

Wednesday May 18, 2011 - 08:44

@codepo8twitter.com do screenreader users still turn off javascript?

Wednesday May 18, 2011 - 14:05

Foot Locker Launches Sneakerpedia, a Wikipedia for Sneakerheads via @mashbusinesstwitter.com @mashabletwitter.com @Sneakerpediatwitter.com

Thursday May 19, 2011 - 08:34

@RobGonda only if we can kill keynote too… Google presentations #ftw

Thursday May 19, 2011 - 08:44

Just had a total #katamari moment on the train. But, that’s just how I roll…

Thursday May 19, 2011 - 15:27

♥ You Fackin No Good Cant by Blip Street #lastfm:

Friday May 20, 2011 - 06:29

RT @robdelaneytwitter.com : Every time a celebrity posts an “inspirational” tweet, they should be forced to drink a pint of their signature perfume.

Saturday May 21, 2011 - 08:13

RT @bbcbangtwitter.com : Oh wow. This snap is quite rightly going viral - the shuttle launch seen from an airliner: #bbcb …

Saturday May 21, 2011 - 08:15

@videonastytwitter.com RT @BoingBoingtwitter.com Machine of Death II open to submissions

Saturday May 21, 2011 - 08:40

RT @codepo8twitter.com : Here’s a dachshund in chainmail - your argument is invalid

Saturday May 21, 2011 - 08:41

RT @codepo8twitter.com : Had to happen…

Saturday May 21, 2011 - 08:59

Okay #lazyweb start tweeting random footballer names to annoy crazy #injunction lawyers. Then retweet anything that sticks. #NobbyStiles

Saturday May 21, 2011 - 09:31

RT @wildoniontwitter.com : Saint and Greavsie take out super injunction against Twitter. #footballnames

Saturday May 21, 2011 - 10:00

These are not the droids you’re looking for. #injunction

Saturday May 21, 2011 - 10:01

@ShaunDunnetwitter.com do it. 3 lines or less…

Saturday May 21, 2011 - 10:03

Apparently Twitter is not as important or powerful as the Sunday Times, according to Max Clifford. Tell that to #egypt. #injunction

Saturday May 21, 2011 - 10:06

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Saturday May 21, 2011 - 11:40

Thought I saw a 2 headed bird. Turned out to be 2 birds. No other signs of #Rapture

Saturday May 21, 2011 - 15:05

RT @danielmaiertwitter.com : People are making Rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

Saturday May 21, 2011 - 15:44

RT @FrankLampardUKtwitter.com : Ryan Giggs is suing Twitter. I can’t Imogen why. #MUFC

Saturday May 21, 2011 - 18:43

So, this is heaven… a lot like home on a sunny afternoon with some beers chilling in the fridge. Thanks nature! No #Rapture req’d

Saturday May 21, 2011 - 19:35

@rafaschoutwitter.com it’s live!

Sunday May 22, 2011 - 10:37

@videonastytwitter.com was it called iPhone silver lining?

Monday May 23, 2011 - 07:02

Imogen Thomas is worried that she can’t sell her story. I say, for a woman like her, there’ll always be more Giggs like that.

Monday May 23, 2011 - 07:06

@videonastytwitter.com don’t worry, this is the big society, and I’m sure the private sector will step into the frame and put out fires…

Monday May 23, 2011 - 20:30

RT @BBCBreakingtwitter.com : Lib Dem MP John Hemming names Manchester United’s Ryan Giggs in Commons debate as footballer at centre of privacy injun …

Monday May 23, 2011 - 20:30

RT @doctorowtwitter.com : Miro4: open, x-platform iTunes replacement that does BitTorrent, podcast channels, syncs to everything …

Tuesday May 24, 2011 - 06:35

RT @ethicsbloggertwitter.com : #Homeopathy is “alternative medicine” in roughly the same way that my pointed finger is an “alternative gun.”

Tuesday May 24, 2011 - 06:50

RT @rdfrstwitter.com : After the rapture - The Thinking Atheist - YouTube - RichardDawkins.net

Tuesday May 24, 2011 - 06:52

RT @Stylish_iPadtwitter.com : A way to see pictures {Slideways for iPad}

Tuesday May 24, 2011 - 22:31

@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com - Judas!

Tuesday May 24, 2011 - 22:50

Well that’s put a downed on my birthday… RT @BoingBoingtwitter.com End of the world is actually October 21

Tuesday May 24, 2011 - 22:50

RT @codepo8twitter.com : Pictures of an abandoned theme park:

Tuesday May 24, 2011 - 22:50

RT @doctorowtwitter.com : #DMZ brilliant antiwar #comic tackles #surge warfare in vol 10

Thursday May 26, 2011 - 06:52

RT @LASTEXITshirtstwitter.com : Jeff Yorkes combines Jaws footage with “Maneater” by Hall & Oates.

Friday May 27, 2011 - 07:32

@theultraplex RT @BoingBoingtwitter.com Music gear I/O dock for iPad

Friday May 27, 2011 - 13:27

♥ Recognizer by Daft Punk #lastfm: amazon:

Friday May 27, 2011 - 19:54

RT @EnglishHeritagetwitter.com : What’s the future for England’s heritage? Speaking at Apsley House, @EHSimonThurley launches our 5-year plan http:/ …

Saturday May 28, 2011 - 09:35

RT @codinghorrortwitter.com : A rare, valid use of the facebooks

Saturday May 28, 2011 - 09:40

RT @bruceltwitter.com : “Literally Unbelievable” - Facebook reactions by people who don’t realise The Onion is satire …

Saturday May 28, 2011 - 23:56

RT @remtwitter.com : Hmm, complicated CSS gradient or data url? Well, the data url, in this case is >50% shorter, so embedded image wins :)

Saturday May 28, 2011 - 23:57

@paintistmetwitter.com RT @BoingBoingtwitter.com Wonderfully creepy Pinocchio marionette from upcoming Del Toro/Gus Grimly movie

Sunday May 29, 2011 - 00:14

@videonastytwitter.com read any China Mieville? Just into Period street station. It rocks.

Sunday May 29, 2011 - 08:05

RT @codinghorrortwitter.com : I love supporting Amazon MP3. Each purchase there is a tiny dagger in iTunes dark little evil f**king heart.

Sunday May 29, 2011 - 11:01

RT @desandrotwitter.com : Yo @improvasylumtwitter.com You ripped my site. Whatevs. But you forgot to remove my scriptz. Whoops. Now you got unicorns YAY http:/ …

Monday May 30, 2011 - 22:21

@videonastytwitter.com that’s one of the best ones. Best ending, though Lazenby isn’t great shakes.

Monday May 30, 2011 - 23:23

Just watched the queen documentary on BBC2. It rocked. Though I’m glad to say that the ‘hot space’ era had been consigned to rock history.

Tuesday May 31, 2011 - 07:01

Wal-Mart in Africa? Reminds me a bit of ‘Heliopolis’ by James Scudamore…