#WWDC18
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In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com It’s a moray
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@jutertwitter.com Twop twip : forgotten to tape up your nipples? Simply cut two circular holes in the front of your running garb. Viewers will think it’s a new fashion and you’ll make millions selling replica shirts!
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RT @Dan010173twitter.com : More than any man alive, Nigel Farage sold Brexit to the British people.
He convinced millions that the EU was to blame for…
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RT @KylePlantEmojitwitter.com : Hope y’all are awake and ready for this thread because I’m drunk and I’m about to tell you some facts about Raptors, ak…
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Aaah @spoke_londontwitter.com you were doing so well until you asked about slim fit trousers. If there was a answer that said “I don’t wear slim fit because I can’t get my ham-like calves past the thigh section”, I may have been able to finish…
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In reply to: @brianlerouxtwitter.com @brianlerouxtwitter.com Outsider option… What if IBM waded in on npm?
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RT @codepo8twitter.com : Free rice is a trivia site that donates rice to the needy for every question you answer
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RT @BetterAlliestwitter.com : Are you a white man seeking a job in tech? Do you care about diversity and inclusion, which means hiring you isn’t going…
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@EmmaCGeen Truth slowly backs into well, screaming as truth realises the scale of the battle…
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In reply to: @AdaRoseCannontwitter.com @lady_ada_kingtwitter.com Aunty catapultist?
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RT @lisanandytwitter.com : You literally could not make this up. Chris Grayling is having to rearrange or cancel meetings with MPs about Northern today…
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In reply to: @codinghorrortwitter.com @codinghorrortwitter.com I reckon this is one step closer to the inevitable convergence of macOS and iOS, and associated devices.
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In reply to: @richard_littlertwitter.com @richard_littlertwitter.com There are roaming gangs of ‘friendsters’ that ride souped up mobility scooters and shout at each other with megaphones 📢
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Wednesday June 6, 2018 - 00:41
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Is it the disregard for 3 dimensional children. Will no one think of the 3D kids?
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Wednesday June 6, 2018 - 19:06
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Yawn. There’s just as much inverse snobbery about them too, with knowing smug “aren’t I working class” bull about how ‘authentic’ one is, for not liking Bowie etc. Just as much of a pose.
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Wednesday June 6, 2018 - 19:17
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com In fact much of the ’taste, smooth, gloss’ acts (Roxy, style council, even Wham!) were a working-class up-yours to the pseudo grime of punk. Much like the mods before them response to the middle class rockers.
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Wednesday June 6, 2018 - 19:22
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Not saying anyone was or wasn’t bourgeois, but it’s a bit reductionist to say one song reflects an entire area of music. What famous band isn’t?
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Wednesday June 6, 2018 - 20:04
In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com Remember them? I had one for breakfast…
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Wednesday June 6, 2018 - 20:20
Twitter has made me a grumpy(er) fucker today. Sorry. Not sorry. 😠
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Wednesday June 6, 2018 - 20:29
Fuck a slightly longer lasting battery, where’s my phone powered by birdsong; or by vital humours conducted via the aether; or by the smell of clean laundry?
That’s the sort of thing that’ll make me get excited about tech announcements. #WWDC18
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Wednesday June 6, 2018 - 20:34
Oh, and @virginmediatwitter.com why am I only getting 8mbps download on my 100meg fibre? Who can help me?
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NO FREAKING WAY! 🎉🏆
https://twitter.com/monzo/status/1004744476844265472twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
RT @LdnLGBTQCentretwitter.com : Umm, so we’re now just £2,246 away from hitting our £50k target. With your support, we can do this tonight. Please, dig…
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RT @Rachael_Swindontwitter.com : Tonight’s just saying. #BBCQT #Carillion @mcnally_bucky
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In reply to: @bruceltwitter.com @bruceltwitter.com @CSSDayConftwitter.com There is also no emoji for pie (but cake is there). 🍰🎂😳😱
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RT @ArenaFlowerstwitter.com : Did You Know? In advanced filters, you can mute Twitter notifications from a variety of sources.
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RT @commonslibrarytwitter.com : We’ve listened to your feedback and developed a brand new local #data tool! You can now find the latest stats for your…
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RT @keithjgranttwitter.com : The web is a big place. There is room for simple static sites and enormous complex SPAs and a whole spectrum in between an…
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Oh Canada!
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In reply to: @io9twitter.com @io9twitter.com Katamari Damacy
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RT @TanookiKuribotwitter.com : For absolutely no reason, I put the Unsolved Mysteries theme over a 1985 Carvel commercial and I creeped myself out. htt…
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RT @amjithrtwitter.com : After nearly 5 years of hiatus I’m back to using Linux exclusively at both work and home. I want to thank the Macbook Pro hard…
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RT @DorsaAmirtwitter.com : A 54 million year old gecko trapped in amber. Incredible.
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In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Cheap fashion, alcoholism, and bad grammar / punctuation? Or was it simply that you’d awoken to find yourself in ASDA again?
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RT @carolecadwallatwitter.com : Dear America, you need to get to grips with story dominating UK press. Today, we reveal how Russian ambassador groomed…
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In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com Ermigerd… Looks awesome!
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RT @jthornetttwitter.com : Looking for my next work adventure. Get in touch if you think I can help you, or someone you know.
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Wednesday June 13, 2018 - 07:22
RT @THemingfordtwitter.com : You know your country is f*cked when a space in car park earns £2 an hour more than the minimum wage.
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Wednesday June 13, 2018 - 12:43
Oh no! One of the most important sites on the web has been rendered inoperative by Chrome’s arcane autoplay rules. Maybe @mutlu82twitter.com can fix it?
Thankfully, can still be used in Firefox.
http://dandandan.net/dandandan.net https://media.giphy.com/media/Pnw7gVUHQ41vW/giphy.gifmedia.giphy.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday June 13, 2018 - 19:11
RT @LauraPidcockMPtwitter.com : This is a distressing, but vital read by Alex Tiffin: “There it is. A fortnight in my life as a Universal Credit claima…
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Wednesday June 13, 2018 - 19:22
RT @ordinaryhopestwitter.com : Please don’t park on pavements.
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Wednesday June 13, 2018 - 19:28
RT @openbionicstwitter.com : Here’s 12-year-old Raimi putting on her brand new 3D-printed bionic arm for the very first time 😍😍😍 Register here for a He…
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Wednesday June 13, 2018 - 20:11
If you 💗 memes, and remixes, and parody, and fair comment, silly gifs, and creativity… Do this, and it might just not be the end of them. #Article13
https://twitter.com/creativecommons/status/1006569734396137472twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday June 13, 2018 - 23:09
Congratulations, you have won the internet! 😄
https://twitter.com/daniecal/status/1006582894448562177twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday June 13, 2018 - 23:22
RT @fridayfrontendtwitter.com : I’ve told you before how much I love the @inclusicomps series by @heydonworks, and the latest article, about Cards, is…
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Thursday June 14, 2018 - 19:22
@GNRailUKtwitter.com when will the trains actually start running to the new timetables? I haven’t been on one yet that has managed to stick to it. Unannounced stops, sudden cancellations, mystery trains that go further than they advertise… FWIW, I’m on 1812 KGX-ELY
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Thursday June 14, 2018 - 19:31
In reply to: @Lukestonehmtwitter.com @Lukestonehmtwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com If by cancer, you mean affects almost everyone, regardless of age, gender, race or religion; that it is hard to stop; or perhaps that you are already riddled with it… Then great.
Otherwise, please, enlighten me. How many people do you know that have died of feminism?
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Thursday June 14, 2018 - 19:43
In reply to: @erikstmartintwitter.com @erikstmartintwitter.com Oddest: podium dancer (one night only)
Surprising: Marketing assistant at the NHS exec
Worst: Kodak print QA
There have been other odd and surprising jobs since I worked in tech too 😲
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Thursday June 14, 2018 - 20:14
This. If I could teach kids anything it would be to be curious. In every sense of the word :)
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Thursday June 14, 2018 - 20:45
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com I know, I know… Sometimes though I just sew stones into their stomachs.
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I was really skeptical about ofo, but it turns out to be really ready to use! Here’s my first ride!
https://onecommon.ofo.com/helloworld/misc-pages/invite/index.html?code=YlvNRM&language=enonecommon.ofo.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday June 16, 2018 - 08:26
Hey fellow Twittists that know anything about #gdpr - are Non-EU companies allowed to ask you sign ‘agree to send your data to be processed in another country’ - the implication being you’re waiving your rights to GDPR protections?
Like this from @UnderArmourtwitter.com
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Saturday June 16, 2018 - 17:15
RT @ThePoketwitter.com : #recap Marvellous mathematical takedown of a Motivational Poster
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/06/13/marvellous-mathematical-takedown-of-a-motivational-poster/www.thepoke.co.uk ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Saturday June 16, 2018 - 17:18
Much like a machine, I too know Fuck all about football, but I’m willing to bet that even I would put previous winners of the world cup as likely winners of the world cup…
https://twitter.com/bobehayes/status/1007691716432887808twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
As if it’s not bad enough that @GNRailUKtwitter.com made my daily journey 15 minutes longer courtesy of its ’timetable’ my train now also calls at 2 ’extra’ stations every day. Beginning to think the crap up north was just a way to distract from the shitty (but running) services elsewhere.
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Give it 2 years, and this shit isn’t even going to be top 10 most shameful.
https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/1008517727684907008twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
RT @monzotwitter.com : We just passed 750,000 current account holders! 🎉
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RT @adamcbesttwitter.com : Hey conservatives, let’s see if we understand your logic here because it sure is confusing. Hypothetical children who are ye…
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A call to arms for the moral nerds amongst us. A twist at the end 🎲
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Dear people of either side of Brexit, please stop thinking that it’s going to solve all our problems if it does / doesn’t happen. It won’t.
Support those that are focused on improving lives regardless of the outcome of Brexit. This is almost certainly not the Tories.
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Wednesday June 20, 2018 - 06:20
RT @brianloveswordstwitter.com : tech pals consider starting a fuck off fund, save up a few months of expenses so you can feel more secure telling your…
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Wednesday June 20, 2018 - 06:21
RT @doctorowtwitter.com : RETWEET THIS! TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
In less than 24 HOURS, an EU committee votes on whether to mass-censor the global internet…
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Wednesday June 20, 2018 - 06:24
Thread…
https://twitter.com/nmsanchez/status/1009258967879450624twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday June 20, 2018 - 19:31
RT @lawrencewebertwitter.com : This is what is “Challenger” banking is really about. Genuinely putting the customer first. Great work from @monzotwitter.com https…
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Wednesday June 20, 2018 - 19:35
This is why @monzotwitter.com is the only bank I could feasibly support. They’re genuinely trying to create an app that helps people with their money.
https://twitter.com/monzo/status/1009009994958868480twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday June 20, 2018 - 19:39
RT @EFFtwitter.com : BREAKING: The EU Parliament’s JURI committee has approved #Article11. This #LinkTax will hurt those who use the Internet for shari…
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Wednesday June 20, 2018 - 20:01
@jutertwitter.com @monzotwitter.com @StarlingBanktwitter.com Nah, I’m pretty sure they don’t care about my support ;)
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Wednesday June 20, 2018 - 21:40
RT @AllyFoggtwitter.com : Vuvuzelas are the libertarian neoliberalism of football crowds. Great fun for the person holding the trumpet, a fucking night…
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Wednesday June 20, 2018 - 22:24
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I’ve been listening to this web radio station for for nearly 20 years! Sounds like it might be up your alley…
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Thursday June 21, 2018 - 06:29
RT @jaffathecaketwitter.com : 📝 New post! I stumbled across a serious browser security bug & I can finally talk about it. The post covers:
➡️ An excit…
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Thursday June 21, 2018 - 08:02
RT @alicegoldfusstwitter.com : dudes are so obsessed with being alpha males, like where can I find a stable release male with some up-to-date docs
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Thursday June 21, 2018 - 08:13
In reply to: @mattoflambdatwitter.com @mattoflambdatwitter.com It’s fine, I just coerce my takes into good ones when it matters.
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Thursday June 21, 2018 - 18:25
Delayed start, and calling at 3 additional stations. Again. 1812 KGX-ELY
@GNRailUKtwitter.com when is this service going to be fixed?
Is this service going to be fixed?
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In reply to: @Marthalanefoxtwitter.com @Marthalanefoxtwitter.com Ultimately, the whole point of #ethics in AI is that no-one should own it. Every system should be developed in the cultural context of the people that it affects.
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#cloudme @tweetcloudbottwitter.com
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Seriously @GNRailUKtwitter.com why, why, why do you have the heaters on?! Isn’t it bad enough you just cancelled the train I wanted? Now you’re going to pack out this one and have the heat turned up?
0642 ELY-KGX car 424112
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RT @torekelandpctwitter.com : My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. G…
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Yeah - good try.
https://twitter.com/GNRailUK/status/1011266658814611456twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Dear @GNRailUKtwitter.com , it’s warm out today. Your trains don’t have windows that open. Any chance you could turn the air con on?
Train is rammed with hot bodies… 🌋
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Today I’m feeling this.
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1011188182841511937twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Wednesday June 27, 2018 - 17:30
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com I feel a little bit like the article glosses over the main critique of capitalism, which is not what forms capital (looms vs AI) but who owns that capital. If the owners are not those providing the labor, then it’s still the same old capitalism.
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Wednesday June 27, 2018 - 17:31
RT @Rachael_Swindontwitter.com : Tory MP Edward Argar, a former boss at financially doomed outsourcing firm Serco, that earns millions from justice con…
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Wednesday June 27, 2018 - 18:24
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com I took that bait 😁
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Thursday June 28, 2018 - 07:25
RT @un_takotwitter.com : 2018.6.27「入道雲」
車窓から一足早い夏を感じた
#ボクセル絵日記 #voxeldiary #voxelart #magicavoxel
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Thursday June 28, 2018 - 19:53
RT @johncutlefishtwitter.com : “There’s no sense in evangelizing stuff that makes no sense…you’ll be called a Heretic (and we know what happens to here…
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Thursday June 28, 2018 - 23:20
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Being a vegan doesn’t make you thin. Fats, sugars and carbs make you fat. Vegans can fall foul of overloading on carbs to replace the ‘full feeling’ that protein-rich diets give.
(Got schooled on this by our vegan nutritionist at work, this very day)
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Saturday June 30, 2018 - 09:21
Question for USian friends or followers of the politics there. If Trump was democratically unseated, would any political party or individual make any changes to the system, to ensure this kind of abuse of power would never happen again?
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