#Twitterjoketrial
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Monday November 1, 2010 - 08:05
First day of #noBoozeVember. We spent yesterday with a Halloween hangover, so seems like a good place to start…
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Monday November 1, 2010 - 18:27
In reply to: @apathytastictwitter.com @apathytastictwitter.com how about multiple small bangs instead of one big bang? #longIdea
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Tuesday November 2, 2010 - 06:57
In reply to: @apathytastictwitter.com @apathytastictwitter.com how about multiple small bangs instead of one big bang? #longIdea
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Tuesday November 2, 2010 - 14:10
I will never be able to look at Queen the same way now. The Behemothian Potpourri -
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Tuesday November 2, 2010 - 14:25
@videonastytwitter.com - He’s Too Shy and The Riddle is how many Pop Musik titles in his Notorious report Manic Monday Ghostbusters
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Tuesday November 2, 2010 - 18:37
@TheSassyGoddess derision is deferred not avoided. Bring more cake to ensure cessation of hostilities.;-)
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Wednesday November 3, 2010 - 18:43
In reply to: @remtwitter.com @remtwitter.com I strongly recommend setting up logmein or similar. Otherwise it’s you trying to explain how to doubleclick over the phone.
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Wednesday November 3, 2010 - 20:28
RT @paul_irishtwitter.com : WebGL Aquarium in Chrome, on 8 enormous displays, using node.js & websockets:
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Wednesday November 3, 2010 - 21:04
Watching birds britannia on #BBC4
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Wednesday November 3, 2010 - 21:28
In reply to: @nachttwitter.com @nachttwitter.com as Jimmy Carr says, you can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter…
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Thursday November 4, 2010 - 13:23
Nub nub, just about to go for a team dinner at La Chapelle…
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Thursday November 4, 2010 - 19:11
#tweetyour16yearoldself stop that, it’s bad for you. Yes, and that. Oh, yeah, and that too. Sheesh…
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Thursday November 4, 2010 - 19:11
#tweetyour16yearoldself buy Apple shares… no really… then wait 20 years… oh and you’re pining over the wrong girl.
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Thursday November 4, 2010 - 19:11
#tweetyour16yearoldself those star wars prequels will never happen. You hear me? Never.
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Thursday November 4, 2010 - 20:30
Oh @Supanettwitter.com I’m sorry I had to leave you, but
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Thursday November 4, 2010 - 20:33
Oh! Supanet - Today I switched from my ISP of 6 years (Supanet), to GlobalMegaCorp(tm). Why? Well basically…
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Friday November 5, 2010 - 09:23
@LASTEXITshirtstwitter.com #bestFoodScene - “Try the cock, Albert. It’s a delicacy - and you know where it’s been” cook+thief…
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Friday November 5, 2010 - 16:46
#tweetyour16yearoldself don’t listen to the teachers - you CAN do Art, English & Physics at A-level, and you’ll wish you had forevermore
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Friday November 5, 2010 - 21:05
@bruceltwitter.com why does opera 10.63 fire 2 blur events when I use the native date picker? Once when the calendar opens & once when I really blur
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Sunday November 7, 2010 - 09:43
Sunday morning and not a cloud in the head. #noBoozeVember #day7
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Sunday November 7, 2010 - 18:23
Barbara Streisand makes me want to beatbox. @Radio1twitter.com
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Sunday November 7, 2010 - 22:04
Guilty pleasure? Watching pillars of earth… silly panto history-wash. Awesome.
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Monday November 8, 2010 - 08:26
In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com apparently Paddington is closed due to a terrorist threat to take hostages… anything to do with you?
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Tuesday November 9, 2010 - 17:36
Awesome - the Boxee Box is out soon!!!
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Tuesday November 9, 2010 - 19:29
In reply to: @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com no, that was for the benefit of someone else ;-)
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Tuesday November 9, 2010 - 22:57
Just discovered #bbcfilm2010 is now presented Winkleye Claudiman. Awesome!
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Wednesday November 10, 2010 - 18:13
Posterior #greatwords
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Wednesday November 10, 2010 - 18:13
Rump #greatwords
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Wednesday November 10, 2010 - 19:49
RT @bengoldacretwitter.com : every time someone posts me a physical thing i wince. stuff is for old people who have organised society so that only t …
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Wednesday November 10, 2010 - 22:07
BBC should be ashamed. Focussed on ‘violence’ rather than a valid and mostly peaceful protest.
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Thursday November 11, 2010 - 07:35
The media are mindless sheep, bent on hysterical manipulation of your emotions, in hope of your cash
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Thursday November 11, 2010 - 16:03
Embarrassed? Moi? Got it into my head that there’s a <content> tag in html5. There isn’t. Perils of working offline. #rememberingVsGoogling
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Thursday November 11, 2010 - 19:29
RT @davesusettytwitter.com : Appeal to any Twitter users who may be in the audience for #bbcquestiontime tonight-please submit a question re: #twitt …
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Thursday November 11, 2010 - 19:33
Can anyone justify spending vast sums of public money and time prosecuting and convicting a man over a joke? #twitterjoketrial #bbcqt
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Friday November 12, 2010 - 15:03
Quite possibly the scariest thing I’ve seen in a while, if it’s true…
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Friday November 12, 2010 - 20:30
Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You’ve got a week to get your shit together, otherwise I blow up your nose #IAmSpartacus
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Saturday November 13, 2010 - 17:16
Dedicated site for sneakers and trainers. I’m not the only Green Flash lover Watch Sneakerpedia Trailer on Vimeo!
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Sunday November 14, 2010 - 00:20
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com RT @videonastytwitter.com Review of I Spit On Yor Grave remake posted to the Video Nasty Project
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Tuesday November 16, 2010 - 00:11
Julia Roberts to star in Yorkshire zombie flick. Eat Prey, Love.
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Tuesday November 16, 2010 - 10:21
RT @jaffathecaketwitter.com 3D video capture with Kinect - V. impressive
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Tuesday November 16, 2010 - 14:43
Oh great, a #royalwedding, another way to drain the national coffers and something to distract the press from real news. #leeches
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Tuesday November 16, 2010 - 14:50
Sweet Jesus. #BBC are reporting that make up artists have been called to Camilla’s house. Amazing.
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Tuesday November 16, 2010 - 14:55
Media makes me sick for the second time in a week. #royalwedding. Seriously, you’d be forgiven for thinking something had actually happened.
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Tuesday November 16, 2010 - 17:44
Really, is this news? RT @BBCBreakingtwitter.com Prince William has given his fiancee his mother’s sapphire and diamond engagement ring #royalwedding
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Tuesday November 16, 2010 - 20:29
RT @bengoldacretwitter.com : srsly, shut up. this guy is an astronaut, and he is tweeting pictures from space. we’re all losers. @Astro_Wheelstwitter.com
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Tuesday November 16, 2010 - 23:52
@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com will like this!
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Wednesday November 17, 2010 - 08:42
RT @Erica_Jane_MPtwitter.com @doctorowtwitter.com Doing an IRL #IAmSpartacus protest “Jokes on Trial” Noon, Sat 20th, Sheffield.
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Wednesday November 17, 2010 - 08:43
RT @fleetstreetfoxtwitter.com : Please, please, PLEASE let Harry be in charge of the stag do. #royalwedding #thinkofthepictures
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Wednesday November 17, 2010 - 08:43
RT @DeathStarPRtwitter.com : Thanks Prince William & Kate Middleton. Nothing helps people forget all the silly stuff like war, poverty & inequality …
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Wednesday November 17, 2010 - 09:22
@sapientnitro Have you got 5 minutes to take a look at some of these? Answers by EOD please.
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Wednesday November 17, 2010 - 21:48
RT @Sneakerpediatwitter.com : #Sneakerpedia Beta is launching soon.
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Wednesday November 17, 2010 - 21:51
RT @wildoniontwitter.com : Let’s start a trend #notwithourmoney. Prince Charles can pay for it all. We are paying for enough stuff. It’s not bloody …
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Thursday November 18, 2010 - 12:57
@sapientnitro @doctorowtwitter.com @WiredUKtwitter.com - ask your MP to support this EDM on net neutrality use
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Thursday November 18, 2010 - 14:01
“users are turning their backs on shoddy user-generated content - home-made YouTube clips and facile personal blogs”?!
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Thursday November 18, 2010 - 14:07
UK net neutrality OMG! Write to your MP today, or suffer the consequences. - I am really concerned about the…
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Thursday November 18, 2010 - 14:23
In reply to: @paulinerigbytwitter.com @paulinerigbytwitter.com @edvaizeytwitter.com I don’t want my ISP to slow down my connection if I go to Vimeo rather than Sky for my news. That’s neutrality.
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Thursday November 18, 2010 - 14:25
Hmm, my Ford goes faster on Lancashire roads. #isThatNeutrality? @edvaizeytwitter.com
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Thursday November 18, 2010 - 14:27
Weird… my fridge only runs on electricty supplied by EON. #isThatNeutrality? @edvaizeytwitter.com
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Thursday November 18, 2010 - 14:28
Funny, my toilet will only flush with East Anglian water. #isThatNeutrality? @edvaizeytwitter.com
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Thursday November 18, 2010 - 14:31
UK economy will suffer if internet neutrality principle is abandoned. ask @edvaizeytwitter.com #isThatNeutrality?
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Thursday November 18, 2010 - 14:33
Odd - my Samsung TV won’t show #royalwedding news. But the Sony will. @edvaizeytwitter.com #isThatNeutrality?
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Thursday November 18, 2010 - 14:43
@videonastytwitter.com trying to draw analogy between how a company might arbitrarily determine performance, based on content or way you use something.
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Thursday November 18, 2010 - 15:07
@videonastytwitter.com an ISP is not just a delivery method, it’s a brand. Sky is an ISP - might they have reason to ’throttle’ what you download?
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Thursday November 18, 2010 - 16:09
@videonastytwitter.com be warned - @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com is a woman who knows both how and WHY to use lime mortars. Let the anorak competition commence.
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Sunday November 21, 2010 - 10:15
RT @codepo8twitter.com : Awesome Kinect hacks:
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Sunday November 21, 2010 - 22:31
RT @rinkuherotwitter.com : richard dawkins reads hate mail people sent him:
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Monday November 22, 2010 - 18:34
Did I fall asleep?
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Monday November 22, 2010 - 22:34
In reply to: @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com should I go now?
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Tuesday November 23, 2010 - 06:55
@theUltraplex lynda.com developer poll: Work w/ Flash, Flex? What platforms are you writing for?
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Wednesday November 24, 2010 - 08:11
@videonastytwitter.com @ShaunDunnetwitter.com Ingrid Pitt died. time to watch Wicker Man again…
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Wednesday November 24, 2010 - 14:42
On net neutrality… a response from James Paice MP - Dear Mr Garland, Thank you for your email about net…
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Wednesday November 24, 2010 - 18:24
Scared me silly as a child… RT @mattpoveytwitter.com Leeds and the Bomb. High-res scans of and commentary on the 1982 pamphlet
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Wednesday November 24, 2010 - 18:24
In reply to: @bengoldacretwitter.com @bengoldacretwitter.com don’t worry, it just that we haven’t stopped laughing yet…
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Friday November 26, 2010 - 12:25
Another reason to get off Facebook whilte you have any privacy left
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Friday November 26, 2010 - 12:31
@Tim_Enchanter yeah, I guess, Google already knows when the flu is coming. Facebook will send you a box of monogrammed tissues.
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Friday November 26, 2010 - 12:43
@catspartacustwitter.com - saw this and thought of you…
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Friday November 26, 2010 - 12:46
has a cold (auto sent from the Facebook RFID chip embedded secretly while I slept)
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Friday November 26, 2010 - 13:40
#lazyweb I need great examples of beautiful HTML5 + CSS3 + JS sites that enhance nicely from IE - akin to @Malarkeytwitter.com ’s hardboiled stuff
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Friday November 26, 2010 - 16:14
Tories promised Big Society would transform the economic and political landscape. Think they’re getting there…
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Friday November 26, 2010 - 16:15
So can someone explain to me how when we bailed out the banks to the tune of how many billions, that they’re not the ones paying us back?
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Monday November 29, 2010 - 16:13
RT @RayPeacocktwitter.com : Ann Widdecombe denies climate change, opposes abortion, women priests, and equal rights for homosexuals. Enjoy her dancing.
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Monday November 29, 2010 - 16:14
A little insight into the life of a developer
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Monday November 29, 2010 - 16:32
Little insight into the life of a developer (YouTube version)
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Monday November 29, 2010 - 18:50
In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com Nah, that’s just to stop him throwing stones…
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Tuesday November 30, 2010 - 18:24
In reply to: @bengoldacretwitter.com @bengoldacretwitter.com You can hire the former airship hanger at Cardington #bigEnoughForYa?
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