#SpamBreaksTheNet
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Tuesday February 1, 2011 - 10:36
You don’t want to buy one, I’ll knit you one…
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Tuesday February 1, 2011 - 11:04
you don’t want to buy one, I’ll knit you one. Awesome!
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Tuesday February 1, 2011 - 11:28
@doctorowtwitter.com @PennyRedtwitter.com @stephenfrytwitter.com Speech-to-Tweet Service for #Egypt
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Tuesday February 1, 2011 - 11:57
Mail voting@rokpool.com with ‘Vote for Kirsty Garland’ (my talented sister!) pics - and the comp -
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Tuesday February 1, 2011 - 12:01
RT @nationaltrusttwitter.com : Fancy a job spreading the word about our work in the outdoors? Then check out this new Outdoor Press Officer role > …
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Tuesday February 1, 2011 - 12:09
@nachttwitter.com Please RT! Mail voting@rokpool.com with ‘Vote for Kirsty Garland’ pics - and the comp -
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Tuesday February 1, 2011 - 13:26
Yet again @WiredUKtwitter.com shows it’s apple bias by running an article about synth apps, and all 5/6 are for iPhone. The 6th? iPad only. Shame.
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Tuesday February 1, 2011 - 13:54
In reply to: @rowanlambtwitter.com @rowanlambtwitter.com If you like that you should check out Tangerine Dream - Force Majeure
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Tuesday February 1, 2011 - 23:55
RT @Vintage_2011twitter.com : Vintage is coming to London -
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Wednesday February 2, 2011 - 14:55
I’m sold! @theultraplex draggables.com - a JS library that allows users to exchange data between unrelated web sites using drag and drop
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Thursday February 3, 2011 - 10:42
OK, have so far lost a small chunk of my life watching this and playing with this
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Friday February 4, 2011 - 13:11
In reply to: @nationaltrusttwitter.com @nationaltrusttwitter.com that’s a misleading question on #ntforests do you mean ’taking over from Forestry Commission’, or campaigning to save it?
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Friday February 4, 2011 - 15:07
Inception + Dubstep = Inception Dubstep via @YouTubetwitter.com - heh
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Friday February 4, 2011 - 15:51
@sapientNitro - handy hint #47, remove #adobe #reader and set Google Chrome to be your default for #pdf files - no more annoying updates!
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Saturday February 5, 2011 - 11:12
I really want to like @Inside6musictwitter.com but mostly it is just really painful pseudy hornby-esque audio wank or ‘ironic’ (shit) comedy DJs.
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Saturday February 5, 2011 - 18:36
RT @codepo8twitter.com : If you want to use HTML5 video and sync it with other parts of the page, check
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Saturday February 5, 2011 - 18:39
RT @jaffathecaketwitter.com : For those doing the #ten23 overdose, here’s a little Homeopathy vs Science metaphor I wrote a while back …
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Saturday February 5, 2011 - 18:46
Why wireframes hurt your project, and prove that IAs are just graphic designers that don’t colour in… ;-)
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Saturday February 5, 2011 - 18:49
In reply to: @Malarkeytwitter.com @Malarkeytwitter.com iTunes may soon become self-aware, but if it does it will spend all its energy rearranging your furniture and washing its hands.
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Sunday February 6, 2011 - 12:16
RT @jaffathecaketwitter.com : Under Tory NHS reform, “Doctor, doctor” jokes are to become simply “Doctor” jokes.
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Sunday February 6, 2011 - 12:33
In reply to: @rafaschoutwitter.com @rafaschoutwitter.com that’s what I’m talking about. You don’t need to wireframe transitions, just show them!
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Sunday February 6, 2011 - 13:49
RT @doctorowtwitter.com : Why platforms leak
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Sunday February 6, 2011 - 13:56
#bigsociety makes us pay for the debt of the state, and those responsible for the state of the debt get paid.
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Monday February 7, 2011 - 14:51
RT @bruceltwitter.com : “validators are software just like browsers and validators are incomplete, buggy and changing, too” …
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Monday February 7, 2011 - 21:56
RT @nationaltrusttwitter.com : Help our food & farming team develop new digital initiative - carrying out user research & we’d love you 2 get involv …
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Monday February 7, 2011 - 21:56
RT @adactiotwitter.com : Writing about my sadness at the BBC’s incomprehensible decision to throw 172 websites down the memory hole. …
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Monday February 7, 2011 - 22:14
RT @bruceltwitter.com : RT @necolastwitter.com : Against UI chrome: “I say that flat is the new black; that 2D is the new avant-garde” -
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Monday February 7, 2011 - 22:37
Get this out of your head, if you can. “i wish I could fly, right up to the sky, but I can’t” #couldHaveUsedBrainCellsForGood
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Tuesday February 8, 2011 - 16:48
In reply to: @doctorowtwitter.com @doctorowtwitter.com I personally like ‘blood and sand!’ as an oath. I believe I heard it from @videonastytwitter.com ’s dad first…
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Tuesday February 8, 2011 - 18:19
In reply to: @rowanlambtwitter.com @rowanlambtwitter.com Jan Moir is a noisesome twunt, allegedly.
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Wednesday February 9, 2011 - 10:00
RT @Marthalanefoxtwitter.com : RT @timtwitter.com : Big moment: smartphones outsold PCs globally in Q4 2010 for the first time @RWWtwitter.com
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Wednesday February 9, 2011 - 10:01
RT @nefarioustimtwitter.com : Breaking the web with hash-bangs Why Twitter and Gawker are wrong, and burning away visitor trust …
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Wednesday February 9, 2011 - 10:47
RT @fieldproducertwitter.com : Italian prosecutors have requested indictment of Silvio Berlusconi for abuse of power & child prostitution - AP
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Wednesday February 9, 2011 - 12:36
Halifax dubstep youtu.be/1K9HlT9xN44 (No @videonastytwitter.com , probably not what you’re thinking)
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Friday February 11, 2011 - 06:59
@EnglishHeritagetwitter.com have appointed a snr policeman to stop vandalism and destruction of our heritage. But how he can stop Osborne & Cameron?
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Friday February 11, 2011 - 07:18
@theUltraplex RT @codepo8twitter.com Some good info on performance for HTML5 games:
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Friday February 11, 2011 - 07:45
Good luck @chadcribbinstwitter.com what’s going on?
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Friday February 11, 2011 - 18:54
Public Forests = 30p each. Libraries = £21 each. Bank bailout = £31,250 each. #savelibraries #ukuncut #ntforests
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Saturday February 12, 2011 - 09:27
Outcasts A strong whiff of ham from some quarters, and some scenery chewing dialogue, but actually pretty good! 4.5/5
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Monday February 14, 2011 - 18:33
@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com roses are #ff0000, violets are #00ff00, all my base are belong to you. X #geekValentine
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Tuesday February 15, 2011 - 09:42
In reply to: @paulcurleytwitter.com @paulcurleytwitter.com oh come on, it’s not that bad… could be worse, it could be visual studio!
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Tuesday February 15, 2011 - 17:58
@codepo8twitter.com you know NOKIA’s I’m-not-a-Trojan-horse CEO, former Business Manager at Microsoft, was the same guy that sold Macromedia to Adobe?
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Tuesday February 15, 2011 - 19:53
RT @nationaltrusttwitter.com : Random fact of the day: There is a spanking machine for naughty teddies at Ickworth.
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Tuesday February 15, 2011 - 22:33
RT @codepo8twitter.com : RT @FakeAPStylebooktwitter.com : The plural form of Batman is “Batmen.” “Batmans” is the present tense of the verb “to Batman.”
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Wednesday February 16, 2011 - 21:52
RT @iAtwitter.com : Summing it up before bed time: Designers design products→Products are used→All designers design for users←Until the client inter …
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Wednesday February 16, 2011 - 21:52
RT @dom_monstertwitter.com : DOM Monster 1.3.0 is out, with support for Jdrop (store data for later & on mobile!) see @Souderstwitter.com post at …
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Thursday February 17, 2011 - 09:20
RT @nationaltrusttwitter.com : Government U-turn on forests? Listen to what our DG Fiona Reynolds had to say this morning on @r4Todaytwitter.com show …
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Thursday February 17, 2011 - 15:50
@videonastytwitter.com You can get a mental illness - just don’t tell anyone ;)
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Thursday February 17, 2011 - 22:00
Just checked into your mum.
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Thursday February 17, 2011 - 22:31
Dammit, missed organ time on #radio2 best music show on, since zane lowe started doing breakfast shows…
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Thursday February 17, 2011 - 22:34
In reply to: @hovlevtwitter.com @hovlevtwitter.com no really, I did. Now I’m the mayor…
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Thursday February 17, 2011 - 22:56
In reply to: @chadcribbinstwitter.com @chadcribbinstwitter.com yeah sorry dude, I was a bit desperadoish… blame the beer and roll-off euphoria!
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Friday February 18, 2011 - 09:29
@videonastytwitter.com such a bling lifestyle you lead… it’ll be Super T and a pot noodle in bed later!
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Friday February 18, 2011 - 09:47
@videonastytwitter.com what?! I thought weapons were for protection, not killing…</sarcasm>
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Friday February 18, 2011 - 17:48
RT @pipetentwitter.com : Windows Server Administrator vacancy at Pipe Ten Hosting in #Sheffield #itjobs #ukjobs please retweet
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Friday February 18, 2011 - 17:50
RT @TheFreeSchooltwitter.com : Everyone invite Everyone! Celebration, Lets do this right: PLZ …
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Friday February 18, 2011 - 18:32
LOL RT @Tim_Enchanter @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com Sunshine. Moonlight. Good times. Boogie. Which of these, I wonder, should we blame?
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Saturday February 19, 2011 - 11:35
RT @codepo8twitter.com : Now that is an impressive game trailer (zombie > 18 stuff) - reminds me of memento
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Saturday February 19, 2011 - 20:16
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com Opera? Srsly, ie5.5 has more users…
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Sunday February 20, 2011 - 10:06
RT @codepo8twitter.com : FYI, Adobe has an FTP server where you can direct-download anything (i.e. no DLM) #technology
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Sunday February 20, 2011 - 10:23
RT @codepo8twitter.com : I now want a canon calculator:
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Sunday February 20, 2011 - 19:17
Good, up to the very abrupt ending. but still good. (watching True Grit via @GOmisotwitter.com )
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Sunday February 20, 2011 - 19:17
RT @codepo8twitter.com : RT @JohnGreenawaytwitter.com : Crazily detailed tube map, including closed or never opened stations. …
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Sunday February 20, 2011 - 20:21
True Grit was pretty good, but Hailee Steinfeld is only up for best supporting actor. Odd, as she was by far, the main role and best actor!
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Monday February 21, 2011 - 07:42
As if I needed reminding why I do this commute; just saw a barn owl hunting in a misty field. Never did in London.
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Monday February 21, 2011 - 09:54
@videonastytwitter.com 1h40, but all on one train, so its a chance to read, write and sleep. If was going to Kings X area, it’d be 20m shorter.
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Monday February 21, 2011 - 17:35
RT @codepo8twitter.com : RT @mikewesttwitter.com : Pro Tip: Begin your passwords with
/!. Focus typos won’t show up in IRC (leading/) or bash history (beca …❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Monday February 21, 2011 - 17:36
RT @drbraketwitter.com : @doctorowtwitter.com From diss to book: “How to publish your PhD” Caro, “Academic writing and publishing” Hartley, “The thesis and the …
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Monday February 21, 2011 - 18:01
Definitely mark as spam any tweet that uses a URL shortener and then appends a querystring… #spamBreaksTheNet
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Monday February 21, 2011 - 18:32
@theUltraplex RT @Malarkeytwitter.com Make your ‘mobile’ stylesheet the default — — Why didn’t I think of that? GENIUS! #yam
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Monday February 21, 2011 - 20:42
RT @codepo8twitter.com : RT @NJarrartwitter.com : Google Speak2tweet for #Libya. Numbers: +16504194196 or +390662207294 or +442033184514, Tripoli Gadafi Please RT
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Monday February 21, 2011 - 23:00
RT @codepo8twitter.com : Clever movie reference of the day:
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Tuesday February 22, 2011 - 19:46
@videonastytwitter.com you don’t fuck BT Openzone, BT Openzone fucks you…
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Tuesday February 22, 2011 - 22:21
@PennyRedtwitter.com so why isn’t the tv reporting on any of the protests in this country? Wierd.
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Tuesday February 22, 2011 - 22:39
In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com I’m totally with you comrade. Now, if you can just convince us, AND the clients…
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Wednesday February 23, 2011 - 22:59
RT @callumliddletwitter.com : Sneakerpedia
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Thursday February 24, 2011 - 07:34
Atheism conversion letters: RT @rdfrstwitter.com New Letters posted.
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Thursday February 24, 2011 - 07:41
Srsly? @firstCC do I need a special announcement to tell me how doors work? It’s very loud.
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Thursday February 24, 2011 - 15:19
Anyone interested in @Sneakerpediatwitter.com should drop me a line. And to whet your appetite
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Thursday February 24, 2011 - 15:55
Oooh Apple unleash a #thunderbolt… could it be on iPad2?
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Thursday February 24, 2011 - 22:12
Dear train users @firstCC put your f*in’ bags on the racks. Then I can put my feet down, my drink on the table and get down the aisle!
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Friday February 25, 2011 - 18:09
You really want to know about the cutting edge of computing? Watch this!
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Saturday February 26, 2011 - 10:28
@theultraplex apparently this is #thebestpictureontheinternet
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Saturday February 26, 2011 - 14:32
Officially the best tea shop in the known universe, peacock of Ely
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Saturday February 26, 2011 - 17:52
Great work @firstCC am stuck outside Cambridge with a plane to catch at Heathrow. Screwing weekend travellers again with ‘signalling works’?
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Saturday February 26, 2011 - 18:06
@firstCC you tremendous twunts. Get me to London by 730, please… is it too much to ask?
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Saturday February 26, 2011 - 18:33
Oh joy, @firstCC have barely got us past Cambridge, and we have picked up two VERY drunk Aussies that want to BE OUR FRIENDS…
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Saturday February 26, 2011 - 18:42
@firstCC wow I should have been in London right now. Any minute now the Aussies are going to start puking.
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Saturday February 26, 2011 - 18:57
Frickin frick, I’m going to miss my flight. Thanks @firstCC
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Saturday February 26, 2011 - 20:13
@firstCC train was over 1h20 late. God knows how but just got on the heathrow express. Almost back on track.
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Saturday February 26, 2011 - 20:56
Made it… just!
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Sunday February 27, 2011 - 13:30
In reply to: @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com I haven’t abandoned you, I’m a scouting party for your next mini-break.
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Sunday February 27, 2011 - 14:03
No bigging up my own projects, but singapore airlines is a mighty civilised airline to fly, even in economy.
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Sunday February 27, 2011 - 20:18
Wondering was has kept me up all night? Jet lag? No, it’ll be the room of giggling Japanese schoolboys in next room. At 4am, I had enough…
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Sunday February 27, 2011 - 20:33
Heh, Japanese schoolboys finally winding down. This is where jet-lagged-has-to-get-up-for-work-man gets his sweet sweet revenge…
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Monday February 28, 2011 - 10:33
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJetttttttttttttttttt lllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaggggg
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