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RT @timbraytwitter.com : This probably isn’t funny unless you’re a photog, but if you are it’s pretty funny:
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@videonastytwitter.com yes it is! you were in Cambridge?
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RT @gklsttwitter.com : You’ve heard of forking your code, now Bitbucket introduces spooning, new pair programming. #spooning #bitbucket …
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Today, gardening. Tomorrow the world. Now, if I can just find those foxglove seeds…
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RT @thecoolhuntertwitter.com : 8 Reasons To Choose A Startup Over A Corporate Job
http://www.fastcompany.com/1824235/8-reasons-to-choose-a-startup-over-a-corporate-jobwww.fastcompany.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
RT @camcreativestwitter.com : RT @ofcircumstancetwitter.com : live in cambridge? or have friends there? you can help us with our giant sonic snapshot next week …
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RT @webdirectionstwitter.com : Amy Hoy on 3 Years of Bootstrapping a Web Product Business
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For @videonastytwitter.com - RT @codepo8twitter.com Lovecraft actually:
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@videonastytwitter.com nope, am living the dream, and working in Cambridge.
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@ShaunDunnetwitter.com You’re just up the road! Hope you enjoy the woods…
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RT @TheASFtwitter.com : The Apache Software Foundation Announces #Apache #Sqoop as a Top-Level Project #BigData #Hadoop #TheApa …
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@videonastytwitter.com nope, but I think it’s a Leeds thing.
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RT @natekoechleytwitter.com : Yahoo open sources Mojito, a #javascript #node #mobileweb developer framework for any device — Ti …
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In reply to: @e1even5ivetwitter.com @e1even5ivetwitter.com take a look at St Catherine’s docks, it’s a little prettier :)
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In reply to: @Jono_Otwitter.com @Jono_Otwitter.com @ruskin147twitter.com @FeaturespaceLtdtwitter.com Not just fraud, now all kinds of behaviour, including customer churn, LTV, Up & X-sell opportunities!
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RT @DougCouplandtwitter.com : If you have to blog, this is as good as it gets:
http://i.imgur.com/p3JVL.jpgi.imgur.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com try VUZE
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@sapientnitro RT @thecoolhuntertwitter.com Clever way to promote sunglasses
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Wednesday April 4, 2012 - 08:20
@videonastytwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com if I learned anything from Pictionary, it’s that it’s who you’re playing with that counts.
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Wednesday April 4, 2012 - 08:28
In reply to: @e1even5ivetwitter.com @e1even5ivetwitter.com honestly, outside east London, Cambridge has the best tech startup scene anywhere. It’s buzzing.
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Wednesday April 4, 2012 - 11:26
In reply to: @paulcurleytwitter.com @paulcurleytwitter.com No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, no I won’t join you singing that… #earworm
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Wednesday April 4, 2012 - 23:10
RT @fabriciottwitter.com : Startups, this is how design works: #kinda
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Wednesday April 4, 2012 - 23:17
@videonastytwitter.com Yep, as long as I’ve known, it’s been TV programme and computer program. I guess Ada Lovelace was with Webster on French-isms.
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Wednesday April 4, 2012 - 23:34
@videonastytwitter.com RT @io9twitter.com Insane GIFS put Cthulhu and mechs in old Library of Congress photographs
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Thursday April 5, 2012 - 06:55
RT @codepo8twitter.com : Ending the Race to the Bottom - why $7.99 beats $0.99 - - Zombies, run! #apps
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Thursday April 5, 2012 - 18:45
Man next to me is reading a document titled ‘revisiting superstring perturbation theory’, font used? Comic Sans! #CambridgeTrain
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Thursday April 5, 2012 - 20:08
Was just driven home by a lovely Taxi driver called Mr Squirrel. His 25% was for helping with the shopping.
Honest.
I love East Anglia.
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RT @codepo8twitter.com : Awesome Alien spacecraft easter egg in Nokia maps: - via
http://bit.ly/HltZMKbit.ly http://bit.ly/HedfCFbit.ly ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
In reply to: @gd_patersontwitter.com @Kained style guide? JS library documentation? Recipe for bread pudding?
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@Raspberry_Pitwitter.com , let’s ensure teachers are kept up to pace too. RT @codinghorrortwitter.com One Laptop Per Child results in Peru
http://www.economist.com/node/21552202www.economist.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
OK - I’m beginning a new project based on @Raspberry_Pitwitter.com - please give me your feedback!
http://raspberrypiandcream.tumblr.com/post/20793796091/great-idea-now-whatraspberrypiandcream.tumblr.com ❤️ 14 | 🔃 24
@videonastytwitter.com quite, but didn’t want to exclude a school group with a teacher.
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Tuesday April 10, 2012 - 09:34
Need feedback! What would you do with a @Raspberry_Pitwitter.com ?
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Tuesday April 10, 2012 - 09:41
RT @billdertwitter.com : The web needs a better business model than Bake a Beautiful Cake from Scratch and Then Feed It to Godzilla.
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Tuesday April 10, 2012 - 11:21
@Lightboxtwitter.com must be feeling a little weird today, what with the @instagramtwitter.com acquisition. Here’s hoping they don’t sell out [too soon ;)]
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Tuesday April 10, 2012 - 11:54
In reply to: @ManuelTuthilltwitter.com @ManuelTuthilltwitter.com thanks for pointing that out, hadn’t thought of that. I’ll check the rules and make sure I’m on the right side!
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Tuesday April 10, 2012 - 11:55
In reply to: @Sqwwishtwitter.com @Sqwwishtwitter.com @Raspberry_Pitwitter.com it’s early days, but I hadn’t planned to supply devices. I’ll keep it under consideration though.
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Tuesday April 10, 2012 - 16:09
The Internet is the power to speak freely, discuss openly, challenge preconceptions and share pictures of our pets. #OurWeb
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Tuesday April 10, 2012 - 23:15
In reply to: @jbiestatwitter.com @jbiestatwitter.com its open to all ages. 4 categories, 2 for strictly under 18’s, 2 for any age.
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Wednesday April 11, 2012 - 09:38
@GreatAuntJudytwitter.com - funny because it’s true. Texts from a dog. (but of course it’s not real, okay?)
http://www.funnytude.com/texts-from-dog-awesome-compilation.htmlwww.funnytude.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday April 11, 2012 - 17:00
RT @hadleybeemantwitter.com : “You won’t like me when I’m angry. Becase I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources.” – The Credible Hulk
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Thursday April 12, 2012 - 09:55
Shoot for the moon! - Why I’m organising a @Raspberry_Pitwitter.com competition, in the spirit of the space race
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Thursday April 12, 2012 - 10:10
If you’re trying to convince a client to use a decent password validation method, you should read (and cite @xkcdtwitter.com )
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Thursday April 12, 2012 - 12:06
In reply to: @codepo8twitter.com @codepo8twitter.com can the API send back events to the controller to trigger vibrations etc.?
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Thursday April 12, 2012 - 13:50
In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Is that Perdido St Station I see in the middle?
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Thursday April 12, 2012 - 16:58
RT @ErlangEmbeddedtwitter.com : Erlang, coming soon to a Raspberry-Pi near you! #erlang #embedded @Raspberry_Pitwitter.com
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Thursday April 12, 2012 - 17:21
@Sapientnitro @zacharyparadistwitter.com - Shoot for the moon! - Why I’m organising a @Raspberry_Pitwitter.com competition…
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@ShaunDunnetwitter.com time to get onto ;)
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In reply to: @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com Jealous? Yeah, just a little…
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@nachttwitter.com @hovlevtwitter.com - do you guys know what the DB was for sneakerpedia? Was it MongoDB?
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RT @seb_searstwitter.com : Perhaps the best BBC News caption you will ever, ever see
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@FeaturespaceLtdtwitter.com are looking for a new data analyst. Experience with speech analysis a bonus (algo’s are similar!)
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Want to get out of London? Wondering why you should ditch your thankless job at BigBoringTechCo, and join a start up?
http://www.siliconmilkroundcambridge.com/index.phpwww.siliconmilkroundcambridge.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
@FeaturespaceLtdtwitter.com RT @codinghorrortwitter.com Why Netflix Never Implemented The Algorithm That Won The Netflix $1 Million Challenge
http://www.techdirt.com/blog/innovation/articles/20120409/03412518422/why-netflix-never-implemented-algorithm-that-won-netflix-1-million-challenge.shtmlwww.techdirt.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
RT @codinghorrortwitter.com : “I just want an appliance that works” says legendary hacker jwz
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Saturday April 14, 2012 - 09:56
RT @EFFtwitter.com : UK proposes Internet freedom-restricting laws on par w/ repressive regimes. @AJEnglishtwitter.com op-ed by EFF’s @WLLegaltwitter.com : …
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@Bickle_Gtwitter.com RT @sapientnitro Sapient alums: Meet us in #London Thursday, April 19th, for a reunion?
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In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com it’s 2012, your word processor has missed 9 years of updates. It comes from a time before Google and facebook. It can’t cope. :-P
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Tuesday April 17, 2012 - 17:44
@DoIlumtwitter.com tall people’s curse. I’d recommend pushing them out of the way with your unnaturally long reach.
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Tuesday April 17, 2012 - 21:49
RT @waxpancaketwitter.com : Very proud of Twitter for their new defense-only patent agreement. Hope this finds wide adoption in the industry. http:/ …
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Tuesday April 17, 2012 - 21:50
@DoIlumtwitter.com what?! Is Deptford so gentrified now that they have to discount special brew? :-P
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Tuesday April 17, 2012 - 21:52
RT @PimpMyPitwitter.com : New @Raspberry_Pitwitter.com Distro - PiWebServer - a customized ArchlinuxARM running a web server, PHP, mySQL and phpMyAdmin! http:/ …
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Wednesday April 18, 2012 - 09:01
RT @codinghorrortwitter.com : Make Your Email Hacker Proof. DO IT NOW
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2012/04/make-your-email-hacker-proof.htmlwww.codinghorror.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday April 18, 2012 - 10:25
In reply to: @codinghorrortwitter.com @codinghorrortwitter.com what I love is that there were two comments on that article, one was nearly 10 years later.
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Wednesday April 18, 2012 - 21:53
RT @bruceltwitter.com : The <dialog> element is added to #html5 I’m glad to see it (accessible dialogue boxes!) even if i …
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Wednesday April 18, 2012 - 21:57
RT @Kainedtwitter.com : One whale, a half tonne of dynamic, comedy ensues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4www.youtube.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday April 18, 2012 - 22:09
RT @tomgcotwitter.com : How to install @nodejstwitter.com on your @Raspberry_Pitwitter.com Tutorial;
http://blog.tomg.co/post/21322413373/how-to-install-node-js-on-your-raspberry-piblog.tomg.co ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday April 18, 2012 - 22:20
In reply to: @susanneuxdtwitter.com @SusanneSolimantwitter.com it’s possible. If Apple can make a comeback, why not M$?
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Thursday April 19, 2012 - 09:50
@DoIlumtwitter.com sensitive approach: “I feel like you’re not engaged at work at the moment, let’s talk”. Actual approach: “Are you fucking kidding?!”
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Thursday April 19, 2012 - 09:54
@DoIlumtwitter.com @Suborno_ Yeah - I didn’t like to say… ;)
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Thursday April 19, 2012 - 11:40
In reply to: @gd_patersontwitter.com @Kained @ryanand26twitter.com @ShaunDunnetwitter.com can you get source mapping for SASS? Debugging can be a little painful.
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Thursday April 19, 2012 - 11:55
Here we go! RT @nesscoxtwitter.com : @Raspberry_Pitwitter.com set up my #raspi as an x10 server with heyu and domus. Turns on my kettle for me when I need a cuppa!
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Thursday April 19, 2012 - 12:38
Hey @SkyHDtwitter.com - don’t you think you should make your T&C’s legible by humans?
https://plus.google.com/104334676930753617674/posts/h2LSCnKFZbNplus.google.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday April 19, 2012 - 12:42
And that’s how you handle social media. Quickly and positively - RT @SkyHDtwitter.com : @toychickentwitter.com We’ll pass on the feedback to the web team MG
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Thursday April 19, 2012 - 12:45
In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com Some seem to use it as shorthand for Yes. Particularly Indian and Czech colleagues I’ve had. Not sure why.
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Thursday April 19, 2012 - 13:07
RT @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com : Double room nice cottage in leafy villagey Herne Hill available from 7th May. £600pcm exc. bills. If anyone is interested …
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Thursday April 19, 2012 - 13:28
@ShaunDunnetwitter.com Hmm, what’s the sentence? I might say ’the team is benevolent’ or ’the purpose of the team is benevolent’…
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Thursday April 19, 2012 - 14:30
RT @phaetwitter.com : this is funnier than it should be. people on twitter that can’t spell “cologne”:
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/twitter-cologne/www.sadanduseless.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday April 19, 2012 - 17:43
In reply to: @wildoniontwitter.com @wildoniontwitter.com sorry I couldn’t be there, but sickness prevails.
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Thursday April 19, 2012 - 17:48
In reply to: @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com @DoIlumtwitter.com don’t think either job would be that taxing at the moment. The internet has killed most tech retailers.
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Thursday April 19, 2012 - 20:39
@rowanlambtwitter.com RT @LettersOfNotetwitter.com : The coolest mugshots you will ever see:
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@ShaunDunnetwitter.com that’s brilliant news, good luck.
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In reply to: @codinghorrortwitter.com @codinghorrortwitter.com because Google <3 Oracle. After all, all Dart does is do javascript like Java.
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WTF? RT @TheASFtwitter.com We welcome @GoDaddytwitter.com and @HuaweiPresstwitter.com as our newest Sponsors at the Silver level! #TheApacheWay #Apache
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RT @camcreativestwitter.com : New film society launches in Ely, great selection of films:
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RT @FeaturespaceLtdtwitter.com : Predictive analytics/big data made it onto @BBCRadio4Today but didn’t explain behavioural targeting properly: http: …
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Saturday April 21, 2012 - 00:17
RT @nachttwitter.com : Sometimes #macports feels like Fetching ALLOFINTERNET; Installing ALLOFINTERNET; Activating ALLOFINTERNET;
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Saturday April 21, 2012 - 00:21
@DoIlumtwitter.com I don’t get the 420 reference… ?
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Saturday April 21, 2012 - 18:15
RT @codepo8twitter.com : I am not sure what is supposed to be about but click anyways.
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Saturday April 21, 2012 - 18:44
In reply to: @danholdertwitter.com @danholdertwitter.com tell me you got the titanium version?
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Am in Cornwall at the moment, so please assume every Tweet is prefixed by Pol- or Tre-
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Tuesday April 24, 2012 - 10:55
RT @nationaltrusttwitter.com : Today marks 80 years since the Kinder Scout Mass Trespass. See how we’re commemorating this landmark #walk …
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Tuesday April 24, 2012 - 20:03
RT @BlogtorWhotwitter.com : Utterly fascinating letter from Phillip K Dick after his first glimpse of Blade Runner (via @paul_s …
http://www.philipkdick.com/new_letters-laddcompany.htmlwww.philipkdick.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday April 25, 2012 - 19:28
At Sams in Fowey. Tasty!
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In reply to: @thomcowelltwitter.com @hairballopolis don’t listen, chances are its not H&S, but some petty middleman using it as an excuse. Or the Daily Mail.
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RT @tadeyoolatwitter.com : Woohoo! We’ve now also got a @raspberrypitwitter.com for @MilkroundCam this Saturday at University Arms for you to play with! Thanks …
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@ShaunDunnetwitter.com yeah, but i want to know too! DM me…
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at again. It rocks! Dinner tonight is Moroccan mackerel. Nom Nom Nom.
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Saturday April 28, 2012 - 16:37
RT @camcreativestwitter.com : RT @strtupclasstwitter.com : Cambridge - Promoting your idea & business - How to do marketing “superman-style” Talk by @paulsm …
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Saturday April 28, 2012 - 23:14
Fantastic holiday in sunny Fowey, but am glad to be back and seeing catface and dogface looking so well. I missed their smelly faces.
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RT @GreatDismaltwitter.com : Gatewing X100
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Seriously, that’s just creepy.. . RT @BigB0bbyTtwitter.com
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In reply to: @mjrobbinstwitter.com @mjrobbinstwitter.com you sound surprised! I thought the #dailymail only ever made things up to suit their agenda.
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In reply to: @gd_patersontwitter.com @Kained @paulcurleytwitter.com @ryanand26twitter.com @lucykavtwitter.com you lucky bastards… I’m actually jealous… >:)
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In reply to: @paulcurleytwitter.com @paulcurleytwitter.com @Kained tempted as I am by the offer of busman’s holiday in Italy… not quite ready to come back. Enjoying my short commute! ;)
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@philhawksworthtwitter.com @lucykavtwitter.com - yeah, but complication is often the most likely :(
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