#EmpoweredByYourEgg
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Wednesday August 1, 2018 - 07:40
I’m pretty sure I saw these guys at the Duchess in Leeds in 1987. They weren’t very good, but the lead singer had something.
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Thursday August 2, 2018 - 12:28
In reply to: @smashhitsbottwitter.com @smashhitsbottwitter.com I’d like to meet Nigel Farage, Donald Trump and Marine LePen.
And, for my alive selection, perhaps Noddy Holder?
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Thursday August 2, 2018 - 12:30
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com Don’t low interest rates penalise savers, and reward consumers? That’s pretty political… Isn’t it?
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Thursday August 2, 2018 - 12:33
RT @thomasforthtwitter.com : My latest “what is Yorkshire?” Venn diagram. Venn diagrams were invented by a Yorkie.
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Thursday August 2, 2018 - 14:26
In reply to: @smashhitsbottwitter.com @smashhitsbottwitter.com None. I did GCSEs.
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Thursday August 2, 2018 - 14:28
RT @GreenRupertReadtwitter.com : BBC Radio wanted to have me on today to debate a climate-denier in the context of the drought/heatwave.
I said NO.
I t…
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Thursday August 2, 2018 - 19:04
In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com Oh God, or not shaving the £1.13 off your car insurance that Martin Lewis said HE did, because you really, REALLY, wanted that cute meerkat toy.
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Thursday August 2, 2018 - 19:10
In reply to: @SilverSobertwitter.com @SilverSobertwitter.com Katamari Shrek
Shrek ❤ Katamari
Katamari Shrek
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Thursday August 2, 2018 - 19:20
In reply to: @barneyfarmertwitter.com @barneyfarmertwitter.com Imagine someone saying ’the ticket machine is broken, so you don’t have to pay’… It’s a bit like that. Only permanent.
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Never see this before. Concise and beautiful.
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In reply to: @anildashtwitter.com @anildashtwitter.com Dare I say… Consumerism?
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Saturday August 4, 2018 - 23:59
In reply to: @type__errortwitter.com @type__errortwitter.com Yeah, like people have 5 outfits. Good one 😊
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RT @JMTWritertwitter.com : @BBCBreakingtwitter.com I’ll always remember seeing them do a Q&A on Blue Peter and a kid asked Barry who he’d like to play him in a fi…
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RT @EvanKirsteltwitter.com : A #bicycle 🚲 that uses strings instead of chains because it’s ‘more efficient and cleaner’ #design #engineering #cyclist #…
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RT @EH_WrestParktwitter.com : Have you met the family? The De Grey Mausoleum will be open today from 2pm - 4pm. Did you know you can download an audio…
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RT @DJ_Nicoltwitter.com : Awful sad news about Barry Chuckle. A staple of my childhood. Here’s a wonderful twitter conversation he held over SIX years…
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RT @Classic_picxtwitter.com : Artist Andy Warhol was born #OnThisDay In 1928 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. “Everybody will be famous for fifteen minute…
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Tuesday August 7, 2018 - 13:06
RT @JustMissEmmatwitter.com : What the… be gone demon!
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Wednesday August 8, 2018 - 06:33
RT @DaveGormantwitter.com : I heard a rumour that Facebook didn’t really kick InfoWars off the site. Alex Jones deleted it himself. It’s a false flag a…
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Wednesday August 8, 2018 - 07:11
RT @meyerwebtwitter.com : I recently came face to face with an internet problem I didn’t even know existed, because for me (and probably you), it doesn…
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Wednesday August 8, 2018 - 07:34
RT @ConcatenateConftwitter.com : 🌅 It’s a new day 🌅
Have you tried @MicrosoftEdgetwitter.com recently? This is not your IE of yesteryear. You have devs like ou…
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Wednesday August 8, 2018 - 19:13
RT @Create_Londontwitter.com : 🏠 We are now accepting applications from artists wanting to live in A House for Artists, a new block of 12 affordable, l…
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Wednesday August 8, 2018 - 20:08
RT @myddeltontwitter.com : Turned off all retweets this morning. Twitter feels a bit more peaceful and human.
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Wednesday August 8, 2018 - 20:11
@ruskin147twitter.com just because of the bloc*chain :)
https://twitter.com/xkcdComic/status/1027240886734712833twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Wednesday August 8, 2018 - 20:13
In reply to: @dancharveytwitter.com @dancharveytwitter.com @WellsFargotwitter.com “We’re not sure what we did, but we’re really sorry”
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Friday August 10, 2018 - 07:35
In reply to: @chthonicionictwitter.com @chthonicionictwitter.com @korybingtwitter.com Underrated tweet!
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Friday August 10, 2018 - 07:42
@ellouistwitter.com @GreatDismaltwitter.com Send one of those tiny zip files that expands to terabytes when you open it. (Don’t open it)
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Saturday August 11, 2018 - 11:44
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com Communities were killed a long time ago, by underfunding local infrastructure, government policies that destroyed jobs. By moving poor people out to ghettos whilst city centres are given to absentee landlords who rent to commuters. Turning vital facilities into car parks. 2/*
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Saturday August 11, 2018 - 11:44
All the ‘death of the high street means death of community’ is bullshit.
Shopping is simply moving elsewhere. Perhaps the high street can be given to libraries, youth clubs, pubs and cafes, galleries and sports. You know, actual social things that can’t be done online? 1/*
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Saturday August 11, 2018 - 11:44
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com What I have sympathy for are the workers. They will be thrown out along with fixtures and fittings, the PoS and the signs. Screwed by the likes of Philip Green and other mega wealthy owners. 4/*
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Saturday August 11, 2018 - 11:44
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com What IS dying on the high street, is the idea of consumerism as a pastime. Those that have enriched themselves by charging exorbitant rents to big retailers (that priced local traders out and lowered local wages) are struggling. I have little sympathy for these people. 3/*
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Saturday August 11, 2018 - 11:44
In reply to: @toychickentwitter.com We are right to be outraged by the pitiful amount of tax paid by Amazon, but the answer is not taxation to save some future HoF from going under, but to fund the resources that communities desperately need. 5/5
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Saturday August 11, 2018 - 21:15
I’ve watched this far too many times now. 🐡
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Sunday August 12, 2018 - 11:48
See, I’m thinking it should be vacuum force.
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Sunday August 12, 2018 - 11:55
I can’t help feeling this must be something to do with @richard_littlertwitter.com
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Sunday August 12, 2018 - 18:49
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Monday August 13, 2018 - 12:26
In reply to: @Rob_Mills_Arttwitter.com @Skully_Bob @DebbieMiles20twitter.com @veveretttwitter.com Congratulations! 🎉🍾
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Monday August 13, 2018 - 12:56
In reply to: @robmanueltwitter.com @robmanueltwitter.com I think there are so many examples of flabby films and tight TV, that this turns out not to be a meaningful factor in either mediums success or failure.
To counter, I’d say TV is better for character exploration, film is too focused with actions.
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Monday August 13, 2018 - 16:07
RT @Harryslaststandtwitter.com : Yes that stupidly high level of taxation means that Norwegians have affordable housing, free at the point of use publ…
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Monday August 13, 2018 - 22:13
Why is @gpjadeeggtwitter.com a thing now?
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Tuesday August 14, 2018 - 19:46
@UkScoutingtwitter.com Wait you mean there’s no option for ‘Oaty’?
No?
Donkey Oaty?
No?
Okay, I’ll get my coat…
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Tuesday August 14, 2018 - 19:51
RT @dancharveytwitter.com : Can’t overstate how great this read by @zeyneptwitter.com is. Highlights exactly how we got here:
• we’ve ruined local journalism
• s…
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Wednesday August 15, 2018 - 06:53
@gpjadeeggtwitter.com how do I get rid of an ant colony that’s moved into my kitchen?
🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
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Wednesday August 15, 2018 - 07:34
Me: has been programming for 35 years, with 12 years of JS
Also me: googling, again, the syntax for a switch statement in JS
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Wednesday August 15, 2018 - 07:59
RT @CWRydertwitter.com : Best football club in the world
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Wednesday August 15, 2018 - 18:45
In reply to: @GeorgeMonbiottwitter.com @GeorgeMonbiottwitter.com Isn’t there a correlation to amount of physical work done too? i.e. We’re consuming more calories than we need. In the past this was harder, because we expended a lot more energy.
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Thursday August 16, 2018 - 06:24
Why this doesn’t have a million RTs, I’ll never know :)
https://twitter.com/ApocalypseStn/status/1029714376901779456twitter.com ❤️ 0 | 🔃 0
Thursday August 16, 2018 - 07:27
Broke 2 ribs trying to limbo under some five-a-side goal posts… Whilst riding a bike. I was 23.
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Thursday August 16, 2018 - 18:59
@gpjadeeggtwitter.com what is your birth egg?
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Friday August 17, 2018 - 07:34
RT @rorysutherlandtwitter.com : Why data doesn’t always reveal the truth larger version of the table is here…..
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Friday August 17, 2018 - 13:41
In reply to: @MakingMonzotwitter.com @MakingMonzotwitter.com Will refer for swag!
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Friday August 17, 2018 - 18:15
I did, 20 years ago. @GreatAuntJudytwitter.com and I sealed the deal on this day 17 years ago.
There has been a few glasses shared between us too. 🍷🎉🤵🏼👰🏼
https://twitter.com/Ned_Donovan/status/1029987739108876288twitter.com ❤️ 1 | 🔃 0
Friday August 17, 2018 - 19:59
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Sunday August 19, 2018 - 22:22
This. Not just for women, but for anyone over 40 that still has a dream.
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Sunday August 19, 2018 - 22:30
Me, getting ready for bed : okay, I’ve swept through the house. All used crockery, cutlery and pans etc are in the dishwasher.
Me again : I’ve doubled checked everywhere. I can put dishwasher on…
Dishwasher starts
Teaspoon in plain site on kitchen table : Oh hai!!!
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Monday August 20, 2018 - 21:58
In reply to: @4m3thy5ttwitter.com @4m3thy5ttwitter.com I’ve done it with balsamic. But you need to let them cook down on a low heat for ages, so the juice gets all sticky. Think it’d probably work with cider vinegar too.
Or you can just put Worcestershire sauce in at any point, in any quantity and it’ll amplify beans to manna status
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Wednesday August 22, 2018 - 10:41
RT @DannyDutchtwitter.com : An artist at work.
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Wednesday August 22, 2018 - 12:55
RT @metalband_exetwitter.com : VISCERAL/DEMON
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Thursday August 23, 2018 - 07:25
RT @timminchintwitter.com : This is up there with my favourite Venns. And that’s saying something. by @adamklevytwitter.com
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Friday August 24, 2018 - 12:00
@kimbstruck @MooseAllaintwitter.com Lol, whenever we show something in our house, it’s accompanied by “et viola”, thanks to some early French language work by our nephew.
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