November, 2017

30th November, 2017

Thursday November 2, 2017 - 16:34

@brianlerouxtwitter.com Once wrote my own pub-sub library because… I didn’t know how it worked, then I did. I also occasionally used it for about 10 years…

Thursday November 2, 2017 - 17:22

Sooooo rusty with SQL stuff, mentally high-fived myself in an interview today for answering the ‘foreign key’ question correctly.

Thursday November 2, 2017 - 23:00

@silentworkstwitter.com I am. Apparently this includes a server and requires knowledge of DBs, AWS and Kubernetes these days… All for a bit of CSS… ;)

Friday November 3, 2017 - 12:25

RT @rin_grctwitter.com : I did a thing

Saturday November 4, 2017 - 00:17

I was born in the UK’s leading independent technology and you can focus on the train up to a fish supper with the DUP leader.

Saturday November 4, 2017 - 11:20

RT @TeaAndCopytwitter.com : A short story.

Saturday November 4, 2017 - 11:46

Let’s face it, you’ll never get @twittertwitter.com to behave responsibly because it’s a corporation accountable to shareholders, not customers.

Saturday November 4, 2017 - 23:20

@BigB0bbyTtwitter.com It’s the boss level at the end of eBay. It’s so cool, if you do anything, do that. Unlocks a whole bunch of great levels on Amazon.

Monday November 6, 2017 - 08:58

@jutertwitter.com Aww they look good. I’d go the whole hog and make 50.

Wednesday November 8, 2017 - 07:18

And the food they like is on tap and a bit of a rollercoaster ride on the train up to a fish supper with the DUP. I think it’s an event is busy with their own hair and the food they like is on tap and a bit of a rollercoaster ride on the train up. #280characters = no editing!

Wednesday November 8, 2017 - 11:55

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com The big one, or the tablet / laptop sized thing?. I have latter.

Wednesday November 8, 2017 - 13:47

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com I love mine. Though Win 10 has been a learning curve, coming back from Mac. There’s good resources online.

Wednesday November 8, 2017 - 14:51

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Hmm, wouldn’t say it’s better than my Mac, but I wanted it for portability + tablet mode. It’s a great machine. However for visual stuff, have you consisted an iPad?

Wednesday November 8, 2017 - 15:09

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com There’s some great art apps on the iPad. Plus most productivity stuff you want. Only slight pain might be printing things, but I’m sure there’s some way to do it.

Wednesday November 8, 2017 - 15:10

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Probably no more limiting than a surface. Although I guess it’s hard to install bootleg apps on an iPad? 😱 😊

Wednesday November 8, 2017 - 15:12

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com TBH, the surface is a cracking choice. You won’t regret it.

Thursday November 9, 2017 - 08:33

@nachttwitter.com Worse than Singapore?

Thursday November 9, 2017 - 09:39

@FerranRibelltwitter.com @andrewlord1990 This too -

Friday November 10, 2017 - 09:20

Good. Seems unlikely that anyone will take action at the top though. The narrative of success, particularly in the US, still looks like Google or Amazon. #techwars

Sunday November 12, 2017 - 22:07

@codepo8twitter.com Analogue jpeg artefacts were better in the 70s

Tuesday November 14, 2017 - 18:14

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Is there a Kappa version?

Tuesday November 14, 2017 - 18:46

@LASTEXITshirtstwitter.com There can be only one…

That you’re missing. It’s Just Friends, starring RYAN REYNOLDS!

Wednesday November 15, 2017 - 20:11

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com Also proof that someone doesn’t understand the difference between hard work and shit work.

Thursday November 16, 2017 - 07:34

Can someone at @GNRailUKtwitter.com (or other train company) explain why train heaters are designed to a) boil window seat passengers, and b) don’t seem to account for fact that a packed train is warmed by the human radiators on board?

Thursday November 16, 2017 - 07:36

RT @paulfeigtwitter.com : I’m not sure how but this feels like the perfect metaphor for life. If not, it just makes me really happy.

Thursday November 16, 2017 - 22:19

RT @GrumpySkeletortwitter.com : I AM NOT THE BAD GUY.

Thursday November 16, 2017 - 22:30

Just composed a great tweet about how society is at risk from AI, rapacious corporations and corrupt regimes. Then I remembered, this is Twitter, so, you know cats and fascism will get me more followers, so I deleted it.

Thursday November 16, 2017 - 22:34

RT @MomoUhOhtwitter.com : So I made a game cause I got tired of women putting their hands in my hair. 🤷 #donttouchmyhair #hair…

Friday November 17, 2017 - 07:41

RT @CarolineLucastwitter.com : This is unbelievable. @DavidDavisMPtwitter.com is advocating freedom of movement for bankers, while ending it for everyone else.…

Friday November 17, 2017 - 20:19

@josheidelsontwitter.com It made me class a car park as an apartment block. So who’s doing the understanding here? Weird

Monday November 20, 2017 - 07:38

RT @mateosfotwitter.com : I am becoming convinced that autonomous vehicles are designed to solve the problem of “I live in a wealthy suburb but have a…

Monday November 20, 2017 - 16:44

@monzotwitter.com Okay, if I wasn’t already invested in Monzo, I would be signing up right now. Other banks take note!

Monday November 20, 2017 - 18:50

RT @BettyBowerstwitter.com : “Man, your whole scene is being ‘America’s Craziest Dude’ and this Trump turkey takes THAT from you! What’s to live for? “…

Wednesday November 22, 2017 - 07:21

It’s 13°c outside today. What’s the bets the train heaters are on full?

Wednesday November 22, 2017 - 07:23

RT @netflixtwitter.com : Netflix supports strong #NetNeutrality. We oppose the FCC’s proposal to roll back these core protections.

Wednesday November 22, 2017 - 07:42

RT @davecoveneytwitter.com : @johnbilliontwitter.com Conversation we’ve had with some (but thankfully not all) clients.

“Why is our site so slow?”

“All the javasc…

Wednesday November 22, 2017 - 17:17

RT @billpradytwitter.com : Without #NetNeutrality your ISP can:

1. Charge you extra to reach certain websites.

2. Slow down streaming services like…

Wednesday November 22, 2017 - 18:18

Thank you @AdamBuxtontwitter.com , for this week I have mostly been binging on Kathy Burke, Miranda Sawyer and Johnny Marr. Makes me happy

Wednesday November 22, 2017 - 18:56

RT @perlmutationstwitter.com :

Wednesday November 22, 2017 - 19:22

RT @bessbelltwitter.com : “Net Neutrality” means corporations can’t pay to manipulate how you use the internet (PORN).

If this goes away, not only will…

Wednesday November 22, 2017 - 19:28

Smart looking woman just dumped her Evening standard on the floor as she left. Jesus Christ. Put it in the bin where it belongs, a child might read it!

Thursday November 23, 2017 - 06:35

RT @JazzTrombonisttwitter.com : I accidentally texted my wife with voice recognition…while playing the trombone

Thursday November 23, 2017 - 06:43

RT @doctorowtwitter.com : Help Britain Charity Film (1971)

Thursday November 23, 2017 - 23:48

@silentworkstwitter.com Likewise, get someone to explain a webpage config…

Thursday November 23, 2017 - 23:48

@silentworkstwitter.com * webpack…

Friday November 24, 2017 - 12:11

@silentworkstwitter.com Wow, you’re right. Previous docs were so bad, I never wanted to go back. Still a long way to go, but they’re at least readable.

Saturday November 25, 2017 - 23:58

RT @JamesBlunttwitter.com : From the man who published fake Iraqi torture pictures. LOL.

Sunday November 26, 2017 - 13:08

RT @alexisohaniantwitter.com : The FCC is telling us to stop the FCC from destroying Net Neutrality. Thank you, Jessica.

Sunday November 26, 2017 - 13:16

@4m3thy5ttwitter.com I think you mean the Carpet Right

Sunday November 26, 2017 - 13:19

@petetrainortwitter.com I dunno, I’ve seen the inside of a number of major banks, and the ability to write and deploy code into production is a fucking miracle.

Monday November 27, 2017 - 07:45

RT @michaelryaptwitter.com : 300,000 unsold Spectacles. Thousands of discarded bikeshare bicycles. Billions of emptied coffee pods. All thoughtfully de…

Monday November 27, 2017 - 18:09

I voted for Ivy, you should consider doing the same. #GoGettaz

Monday November 27, 2017 - 18:21

RT @Carlos_Adamatwitter.com : I can’t wait to pay for the Royal wedding with my taxes while benefits to poor and vulnerable people keep getting cut

Monday November 27, 2017 - 18:23

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Monday November 27, 2017 - 22:18

@jutertwitter.com “We’ve come up with two laws of robotics that we think will keep everyone safe”

“I think you mean three”

“Mmm, three might temper value creation, so we’re sticking with two”

Monday November 27, 2017 - 22:44

Are there no depths that train companies won’t plumb? @VirginTrains seriously, what are you thinking?

Monday November 27, 2017 - 22:53

RT @richard_littlertwitter.com : Chris Morris is back…

Tuesday November 28, 2017 - 23:09

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Tuesday November 28, 2017 - 23:15

RT @TheSakeDiarytwitter.com : My new favourite thing… apparently Cadbury’s commissioned Jonathan Glazer (Under the Skin, Sexy Beast, that Guinness…

Wednesday November 29, 2017 - 19:20

RT @OmarNajamtwitter.com : My son 🙋🏽‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me “dad are clouds candy?” 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked “dad, what’…

Thursday November 30, 2017 - 08:16

RT @ChromiumDevtwitter.com : What high-level features are web browsers still missing? 🤔 We’d ❤️ to hear your opinion! ✍️

Thursday November 30, 2017 - 19:17

So, what more could Putin want for Xmas, but a public spat between an unstable president and an unstable government. Brexit breaks our ties with EU, and Twitter causes rift with US. Still… You know… The bus…

Thursday November 30, 2017 - 23:31

RT @samcoatestimestwitter.com : 🇬🇧Donald Trump is facing unprecedented criticism in the Commons chamber today. MPs calling him “fascist”, “stupid”, spr…

Thursday November 30, 2017 - 23:40

@remtwitter.com I think you’ve just described every discussion ever about React :)

Thursday November 30, 2017 - 23:51

@io9twitter.com I’m not tempted to read the article, but dear God I hope part of those plans involves ‘better dialogue’…