LRG

"Don't duck it: let's have Open Primaries in every constituency, find out more #openupnow"

"Just watched The Mist and Rocknrolla - not bad, shame I'm cancelling LoveFilm because of their lousy service..."

"I got wave! woot!"

"Made me laugh - @CoreyVidal"

"DisgustedOfCambs! Jan Moir is a liar. PCC site has crashed. Daily Mail advertisers should be horrified RT @stephenfry "

"ChickenFeed: "Great article on Wave" "

"ChickenFeed: "jQuery identify" "

"I could buy £616,218.82 #foramilliondollars and that would just about get me a tiny flat in London, or a decent Scottish castle"

"I'm on a call! >:("

"ChickenFeed: "Android takes tablet" "

"ChickenFeed: "Micro aggression" "

"posted to WP.com: Moving already "

"HMGov stifling the Guardian on matters of national importance? A strike back at the profession that highlighted MPs expenses con? #Trafigura"

"posted to WP.com: Moving on up "

"Today, I have mostly been composing ridiculous TV & Movie themes, thanks to #myna new from #aviary fantastic!!"

"Clunk, reset RCD, pause. repeat ad infinitum. Yep, the electrician's trying to fix the power to our office. 3 hours, no joy so far :("

"Finally, after way too long, I have a proper blog. Now I just need to think of something to write... "

"toychickenRT @NHSSwineFluNews next wave of swine flu eek! #h1n1"

"Now I just need to find some willing volunteers... mwahahaha!"

"I brought a watermelon - RIP Patrick Swayze"

"- hot, but not bothered..."

"I am enterprise-grade site dev - see my performance analysis and weep you feeble dreamweaver jockeys!"

"Fantastic weekend - top of the Swissotel to Velvet Underground, to Fort Canning and Sentosa Island by cable car. Cool. Apart from sunburn :|"

"So far so good, except that I'm wide awake at 4am, yet still feel completely exhausted. Thank Darwin for (evil) air con."

"Apparently, someone keeps switching the internet off and on - either that or my connection is dying..."

"Yeah, rainy season here I come..."

"Keyboard mash 4..s.a.894tef,.fgjo{@vsdh:?\shi:DV|IDGVsrbSRDGVbiHn vgsn H:IG:V|sh\:sv\:IKS| KI|S - aaah, that's better."

"Shhh, am loving #trueblood - don't tell anyone."

"is finding out that emergency doesn't always mean that it's urgent... or even that much of an emergency... aaaaaaagh!"

"FREE: care for, chronic, acute, accidents, incidents, terminal, trivial, pandemic, mental, physical and emotional. That's why #welovetheNHS"