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"Watching enemies of reason, on #more4. Am trying not to froth in righteous indignation at the superstitious charlatans that prey on people."

"Trains cancelled, they're offering a bus from Hitchin. I'm thrilled. Home at...130am? #nre website still says my train is on time. Morons."

"First time in ages I wished I'd been at a festival, watching Arcade Fire at Reading on #BBC3. They were genuinely awesome."

"Ergh. Stuck on a train in Whittlesford. Can't go forwards because of broken rails, can't go back because of the points. Dammit. #nxea"

"Proof - ducks are conspiring against us, & they're wearing disguises! "

"#NXEA unable to tell difference between hot and wet. It's been raining, so naturally heating on 1758 to Kings Lynn has been set to 'sauna'"

"♥ Oro y plata by La Chicana #lastfm: "

"Aagh, am sitting in the carriage for the hard of hearing. Subtitles are working, surely they could turn the announcement volume down? #nxea"

"Quite possibly the funniest thing I have seen in a long time, actually crying tears of laughter #worst #waxworks ever"

"Productive? Moi... occasionally..."

" Spotify: Shonen Knife – Top Of The World - @greatAuntJudy, Happy 9th :)"

"Yeah, that's right, Sonic Youth doing a Carpenters track. Awesome... "

"Ergh. When you put pictures of your kids as your profile picture on #facebook it makes me look like I'm friends with a bunch of 4 yr olds."

"OMG saw a video of @davejgellis 's shoulder op. Awesome, and nauseating in equal measure. Cannot unsee! #unicornchaser"

"You can learn JavaScript too, and put me out of a job (Or someone that can actually do JavaScript) "

"Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts... No, really, it's on the internet... "

"Oh, and this made me smile, a lot, and wish I liked dance music more ;) "

"Just signed up for abuse, adobe-bashing and iFanBoydom. I miss you @khaitu ;)"

"spends approximately 660 hours a year on trains, according to #efficiency @GreatAuntJudy"

"Aagh! travelling to work at approximately walking pace. 80 miles at 5mph... should be there sometime this evening."

"Waiting while @GreatAuntJudy fiddles with her new iPhone..."

"Heh @aral - got @GreatAuntJudy to buy feathers - purely on the basis of your talk at #wdx in June"

"Knew it would happen. Poor interface on a good idea, but no killer app. #wavegoodbye "

"Is it wrong to wish that I spent more time on small creative projects? Even though I normally love doing enterprise scale apps?"

"Check out 'Introducing HTML 5 (Voices That Matter)' by @brucel & @rem "

"Some great pics of #hotrodhayride, including 1 or 2 of mine... "

"You're miserable because not one of the '7561 friends' you have on facebook has actually spoken to you in the last year. "

"Saw this a while ago, but contributors have taken boarding passes to a new level "

"Oh and a big shout out to #wallofdeath still truly hair-raising in a distincly un-health+safety sort of way. Ace!"

"Home from - an amazing weekend, great atmosphere, cool cars, hot music. Tired but happy. #hotrodhayride"