LRG

"Ok, so for the second time this week, I have #jetlag and am wishing I could be back where I was yesterday."

"Oh god, all of these are pretty much everyone I have to work with did the next 3 weeks and not just email, but IM too. "

"Raspberry, mint and honey smoothie in wagamama #t5 #lhr . Intense"

"On the heathrow express once again. This time I'm going to #t5 should be better than the abysmal #t3"

"Am I going to India again? Yes. Am I happy about it? I'll let you guess..."

"Relaxed? Of course I'm relaxed, why wouldn't I be?"

"Good grief, did Len Goodman slip in a Nazi reference about Ann Widdecombe's dancing in #Strictly? Awesome..."

"I don't often get the chance to play on my PS3, but does it really need to update every single frickin time?"

"Pets were a little confused this morning, as we woke at 2am and watched tv until 6am, then went back to bed. #jetlag is a bitch."

"Jet lag really kicking in now. No sleep for what feels like 2 days, but is probably only 26 hours. My internal clock is protesting..."

"Just landed at Heathrow. It's disgraceful. Threadbare carpets, broken chairs propping open doors, no ceiling. #baa should see YVR."

"Last full day in Vancouver today, and a chance to visit the Stanley park aquarium. Fish!"

"Vancouver has a SkyTrain and a SeaBus. Could it sound any more futuristic? Only if they're planning some kind of LavaSubmarine..."

"Welcoming @catspartacus to the world of Twitter."

"Off to @VanArtGallery today, to see some art'n'that. Make a change from the trees and sea that has dominated the last week."

"Lovely day with catspartacus and family, sorry to have left Victoria and Vancouver island behind us. We're now back in the mainland."

"Cocktails at the Lure in Victoria. @greatAuntJudy is on the vodka, I'm expecting tears... RV holiday is nearly over :("

"Happiness is a warm RV on a chilly wet evening, watching a dvd with @greatAuntJudy"

"Looking forward to meeting our hosts in Victoria for the weekend."

"A day in an RV is not a wasted day. Tofino to Ladysmith, in the pissing rain. Loved every minute!"

"Messed up our itinerary slightly, by missing the ferry at Powell river. Still, Tofino by midnight we hope."

"Out into the wilderness for a week, who knows when we'll be in WiFi range again? #RVing"

"Day of relaxing. Went to see the Capilano fish hatchery, the salmon are jumping!"

"Just say no to driving in a cramped car with small child. Instead do Granville island and an evening of wine and chicken pie."

"Awesome dinner in the Observatory restaurant at the top of Grouse mountain last night. Pricey, but included the price of a cable car ride!"

"Yay yay yay, have landed in Canadia! Have been driven through downtown, and am now beginning to relax."

"Woot, we're in the airport, through security and on our way to the land of maple syrup and politeness.#Canadia"

"Also, @greatAuntJudy is so excited I may have to hit her with a sock full of sand to get her to sleep on the plane."

"Completely maxed out, brain overheating, body going into decline... only 3 days to go.#holiday"

"#ifIwasaPC, my hard drive would be fragged to fuck, CPU maxed out, memory half broken and display knackered. #needaholiday"