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"Oh @supanet I'm sorry I had to leave you, but "
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"#tweetyour16yearoldself those star wars prequels will never happen. You hear me? Never."
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"#tweetyour16yearoldself buy Apple shares... no really... then wait 20 years... oh and you're pining over the wrong girl."
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"#tweetyour16yearoldself stop that, it's bad for you. Yes, and that. Oh, yeah, and that too. Sheesh..."
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"Nub nub, just about to go for a team dinner at La Chapelle... "
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"Watching birds britannia on #BBC4"
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"I will never be able to look at Queen the same way now. The Behemothian Potpourri - "
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"First day of #noBoozeVember. We spent yesterday with a Halloween hangover, so seems like a good place to start..."
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" Dyslexic zombies on search for Brians..."
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"#PCworld have taken the last vestige of my love of star wars. I didn't even realise there was anything left after phantom menace. The shame"
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"Glockenspiel? Thimbles? Casio PT? You're good to go! "
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"After a day like today (and it's only 1030) I'm concerned about my ability to survive NoBoozeVember"
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"Working from home today, but still up before the sun. Lazy sun."
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"I'm gonna need some Dapper Dan..."
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"Watching the secret life of the national grid on #bbc4 . Brilliant!"
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"Sweet Jeebers it's cold. I'm really not ready for this... one thing about India; you never have to chip ice off the car to get to work!"
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"I've had a great birthday this year. Thanks to all for the good wishes and cool presents. Love to you all."
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"Awesome, the team in Bengaluru bought me a birthday cake! Thanks guys :-)"
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"Could open source social networks reinvigorate ISP's? First draft, please be gentle ;-)"
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"I must not be baited by Apple fanboys, I must not be baited by Apple fanboys, I must not be... sorry @aral, @khaitu it's been a long day..."
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"OK, got Angry Birds for Android. I fear for productivity, sleep or any other activity. Hope I don't miss my plane home in 2 days time..."
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"Vampire problem? Get a vintage solution Rare 19th Century Ivory vampire killing kit, including spring loaded cross!"
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"IT support? No, I mean actual support, not 'please restart'? #XKCD says it best "
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"exhibits at Multiplied via #constantcontact"
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"Off to Mysore in a couple of hours. We have a cheap room in a good hotel, and a driver for 24 hours!"
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"Pizza and whiskey with Joerg. Grand :-)"
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"Microsoft Flash Internet Edition (Silverlight expansion update sp4) version 11 for Windows 7, coming soon! #merger"
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"I can say for certain that Julia Mitford is one of the top 2 music librarians in Australia. Of this, I have no doubt. #passiton"
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"Wish I was watching On Her Majesty's Secret Service: "
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"Monsoon (apparently late this year) has arrived, and is setting all the car alarms off. Amusing for about 20 seconds..."