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"On net neutrality... a response from James Paice MP - Dear Mr Garland, Thank you for your email about net... "

"Did I fall asleep?"

"Odd - my Samsung TV won't show #royalwedding news. But the Sony will. @edvaizey #isThatNeutrality?"

"Hmm, my Ford goes faster on Lancashire roads. #isThatNeutrality? @edvaizey"

""users are turning their backs on shoddy user-generated content - home-made YouTube clips and facile personal blogs"?! "

"UK economy will suffer if internet neutrality principle is abandoned. ask @edvaizey #isThatNeutrality?"

"Funny, my toilet will only flush with East Anglian water. #isThatNeutrality? @edvaizey"

"UK net neutrality OMG! Write to your MP today, or suffer the consequences. - I am really concerned about the... "

"Weird... my fridge only runs on electricty supplied by EON. #isThatNeutrality? @edvaizey"

"Really, is this news? RT @BBCBreaking Prince William has given his fiancee his mother's sapphire and diamond engagement ring #royalwedding"

"Sweet Jesus.#BBC are reporting that make up artists have been called to Camilla's house. Amazing."

"Oh great, a #royalwedding, another way to drain the national coffers and something to distract the press from real news.#leeches"

"Media makes me sick for the second time in a week. #royalwedding. Seriously, you'd be forgiven for thinking something had actually happened."

"Julia Roberts to star in Yorkshire zombie flick. Eat Prey, Love."

"Dedicated site for sneakers and trainers. I'm not the only Green Flash lover Watch Sneakerpedia Trailer on Vimeo! "

"Crap! Robin Hood airport is closed. You've got a week to get your shit together, otherwise I blow up your nose #IAmSpartacus"

"Quite possibly the scariest thing I've seen in a while, if it's true... "

"Can anyone justify spending vast sums of public money and time prosecuting and convicting a man over a joke? #twitterjoketrial #bbcqt"

"Embarrassed? Moi? Got it into my head that there's a <content> tag in html5. There isn't. Perils of working offline.#rememberingVsGoogling"

"The media are mindless sheep, bent on hysterical manipulation of your emotions, in hope of your cash "

"BBC should be ashamed. Focussed on 'violence' rather than a valid and mostly peaceful protest."

"Rump #greatwords"

"Posterior #greatwords"

"Just discovered #bbcfilm2010 is now presented Winkleye Claudiman. Awesome!"

"Awesome - the Boxee Box is out soon!!! "

"Guilty pleasure? Watching pillars of earth... silly panto history-wash. Awesome."

"Barbara Streisand makes me want to beatbox.@radio1"

"Sunday morning and not a cloud in the head. #noBoozeVember #day7"

"#tweetyour16yearoldself don't listen to the teachers - you CAN do Art, English & Physics at A-level, and you'll wish you had forevermore"

"Oh! Supanet - Today I switched from my ISP of 6 years (Supanet), to GlobalMegaCorp(tm). Why? Well basically... "