LRG

"I'm not hopeful that the Tories will be destroyed by anything. The one thing they do well is put aside their differences, personal beliefs and humanity in their relentless pursuit of power. As a lefty, I see the irony in how effective the Tory collective is. "

"Me too. "

"Test all the things! "

"I reckon @JamesTCobbler might have something to say about this! "

"I would like to thank @timberners_lee for giving me a platform for an entire career... And so much more besides. "

"Metalband nails #Brexit "

"*Sharp intake of breath* I want to do this... "

"Interested to read how many people equate being working class with being in poverty, or close to it. I'm inclined to think it's a bit more nuanced than that. Although money, property and attitude towards it is a big part. * This is not a fully formed thought, just a discussion..."

"If you're working on the web, then this matters. "

"When the dust never settles, stick on the headphones and take the dog out for a walk - "

"This! 🦋🐛🐜🐝🐞🏨 "

"I'm ridiculously proud of my contribution to this hashtag. "

"Thanks to @richard_littler, I'm now listening to Penderecki, whilst reading old copies of World of interiors. Turns out it's structured like some kind of high-end hauntological shit. You, the reader, are expected to see meaning in a lot of pictures of empty rooms."

"My final tweet fling tonight... A game of autocorrect automatic writing. Feel free to reply with whatever follows when you type 'later'"

"Woah. #RIPLukePerry and #RIPKeithFlint two very different ends of my teenage culture spectrum. Sorry to see them leave us."

"That's right suckers. I made a blancmange. A dessert once popular throughout the land, now only seen in the most daring households. Probably due a resurgence with #Brexit Cheap as chips. @BootstrapCook "

"Forgotten the ingredients for your MANDATORY PANCAKES?! Don't worry - with you in 2 hours or less. "

"I'm pretty sure I watched Mystery Teachers in Hitler's Germany a few weeks ago... "

"Not this one. "

"JFC @Twitter please stop showing me what others have liked. Please show me tweets in time order. Don't make me drop you as well as Facebook."

"My suggestions: * One direction * the Blair rich project * Diminishing returns * Sorry! * Nando's Alliance * Centred and blinkered But they'll probably use some cod-Latin sounding thing like * Democratica * Pro Anglia Centrus Should probably just be an emoji * 🍰 "

"Can't help feeling @BigB0bbyT would appreciate this list. "

"Cannot stop watching this. @type__error something for your choir perhaps? "

"Can't believe there's a threat to this! Can't @EnglishHeritage help? The East End Preservation Society: Save the Whitechapel Bell Foundry - Sign the Petition! via @UKChange (Read background here) "

"This guy has made me angrier than the Wetherspoons Muppet or Nigel Garage ever did. "

"Thank goodness someone has undertaken this vital research. Now I know precisely how many steps I am from a Negroni. 🍸🍷🍹 "

"This is the correct use of AI. "

"Today has been product management gold on Twitter, thanks mostly to @myddelton - check out this gem! "

"A fantastic piece by @ttorres - a lesson or two in here for every team, a really good counterpoint to the JFDI mentality that so often dominates. big takeaway? Collaboration is hard to do, but it's critical to successful outcomes."

"You say "bathroom goals" and I'm thinking "ability to have a poo without being disturbed by child or pets"... Suspect we're not in total alignment right now. Getting lit with Apollo, however is something I'm down for 🍻🍻🍻🍻 "