LRG

"Hmm, kindle or iPad2? One is cheap, light, and does everything I need. The other is made by Apple... #yam though if 'both' is an option..."

"Journey home a litany of national disgrace. Heathrow T3, Paddington Station, Kings Cross. A maze of crapness, held together with duct tape."

"Must not fall asleep on train... otherwise will wake up in Kings Lynn. And nobody wants that..."

" @theultraplex you are listening to Los Angeles..."

"Missing @greatAuntJudy already. :-("

"Awesome day out on sentosa island. Bed now, as we're all tuckered out..."

"Stroll through Chinatown, had some satay bee hoon, bought souvenirs. A grand evening. Now must sleep..."

"Don't you just hate it when your unformed 'good idea' is already someone else's fully realised business plan? #FTW"

"JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJetttttttttttttttttt lllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaggggg"

"Heh, Japanese schoolboys finally winding down. This is where jet-lagged-has-to-get-up-for-work-man gets his sweet sweet revenge..."

"Wondering was has kept me up all night? Jet lag? No, it'll be the room of giggling Japanese schoolboys in next room. At 4am, I had enough..."

"No bigging up my own projects, but singapore airlines is a mighty civilised airline to fly, even in economy."

"Made it... just!"

"Oh joy, @firstCC have barely got us past Cambridge, and we have picked up two VERY drunk Aussies that want to BE OUR FRIENDS..."

"Frickin frick, I'm going to miss my flight. Thanks @firstCC"

"Great work @firstCC am stuck outside Cambridge with a plane to catch at Heathrow. Screwing weekend travellers again with 'signalling works'?"

"Officially the best tea shop in the known universe, peacock of Ely "

"You really want to know about the cutting edge of computing? Watch this! "

"Dear train users @firstCC put your f*in' bags on the racks. Then I can put my feet down, my drink on the table and get down the aisle!"

"Oooh Apple unleash a #thunderbolt... could it be on iPad2? "

"Anyone interested in @sneakerpedia should drop me a line. And to whet your appetite "

"Atheism conversion letters: RT @rdfrs New Letters posted. "

"Srsly? @firstCC do I need a special announcement to tell me how doors work? It's very loud."

"Definitely mark as spam any tweet that uses a URL shortener and then appends a querystring... #spamBreaksTheNet"

"As if I needed reminding why I do this commute; just saw a barn owl hunting in a misty field. Never did in London."

"True Grit was pretty good, but Hailee Steinfeld is only up for best supporting actor. Odd, as she was by far, the main role and best actor!"

"Good, up to the very abrupt ending. but still good. (watching True Grit via @gomiso) "

"LOL RT @Tim_Enchanter @GreatAuntJudy Sunshine. Moonlight. Good times. Boogie. Which of these, I wonder, should we blame?"

"Just checked into your mum."

"Dammit, missed organ time on #radio2 best music show on, since zane lowe started doing breakfast shows..."