LRG

"Waaaaaaaaaaales! #rugby"

"Wales! Yeah! #rugby"

"my gloomy prediction for the day? A bitter winter in many respects. Freezing cold, global economic meltdown, and Currie wins #strictly."

"Awesome #icons based on 20\'s & 30\'s art - thanks @explainify "

"RIP #SteveJobs undoubted visionary and genius. Pixar is awesome. Apple makes me sick, but for all the best reasons ;-)"

"Finally! That's more like it! #rugby"

"Close call there... #rugby"

"Oh good grief... what are England playing at? #rugby"

"What the... curses... #rugby"

"Er, hang on... I'm not liking this... #rugby"

"Deleted Google+ from my HTC desire, too big, and the web app is pretty good."

"Okay, have successfully managed to get out of bed and do a couple of chores. Now ready for bed again. All the strength of a kitten on smack."

"Oops. Apologies Google. Apparently its Orange that have blocked the update that would allow it to play webm..."

"What? My #Android phone can't play a webm file. Nice one Google."

"Daytime TV is designed to simultaneously force the sick and unemployed back to work and destroy all your will to live. It'll get you somehow"

"This was then followed by a dream that some radio4 presenter was in my room asking me about atheism... #feverish"

"Ah the joys of being ill. I dreamt I had an argument with a vegan about the legitimacy of using vaccines. Naturally my rational approach won"

"Come on Scotland!"

"Gordon Ramsey's dwarf porn double found dead in badgers den. Yep, you did read that right... "

"When oh when is @ryanand26 coming back? Expecting updates on all things tropical (well diseases and storms anyway)"

"Oh now they've done it. Can I get it in matt black, as a camper van please? "

"Was that woman checking me out? Sadly, no. Just staring at the blob of jam on my shirt... #hopeitwasjam"

"TheSun. P1 'mum spray-tan kid' shocker. P3, news in briefs. P4-5, 'child sexualisation 4yr olds fake boobs' shocker. Double standards? Sigh"

"Thank you @nationalexpress, I shall now be venting my spleen at @nxEastAnglia directly. #beAfraid"

"Want! Convert doodles into electronicky vector graphics. #inkling "

"Knew I should've find to Kings Cross this morning.90 mins late so far, trying for Liverpool st. Aagh."

"Ridiculous how pleased I was to find that a Tunnock's teacake was only 3 points on my new diet. Apparently I can eat 16 a day. @ww_uk"

"I was wrong. This morning's train was like Howard's end compared to the one I'm on now..."

"finished Woken Furies (GollanczF.) by Richard Morgan and gave it 5 stars #Kindle"

"Sheesh, this train to Coventry is like nil by mouth... and I'm on it for 2 hours..."