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"Dear anyone that may ever buy me a Christmas or Birthday gift. This will do for the REST OF MY LIFE #tetrashed"

"WOOT! RT @SteveBarclayMP 125 mph Intercity Express trains on King’sX–Cambridge–King’s Lynn line given go ahead today. In service by 2018."

"After months languishing on the Sky+ am now watching the BBC proms film night. From Hermann to Greenwood, via Barry and Williams. Awesome."

"♥ Tomorrow Night (Live) by Atomic Rooster #lastfm: "

"Ah, my first experience of @twitter putting adverts in my feed. The beginning of the end I suspect."

"Me too! RT @snookca Floating pirate ship kid's bed I want one."

"British Gas direct ad campaign #fail. They obviously can't add up, and are making too much profit "

"Another company maths fail. @tesco, if john buys 6 tins of beans at £1.41 each, how much does he spend? "

"#Benton! #Fenton! Who cares? - @danholder's take on the classic Gary Larson "

" sweet animation. Inspired by Google street view"

"Tesla coil, on a hat, playing the Mortal Combat theme - All your arguments are invalid."

"Put down the duckie "

"I just added my name to protect the Web as we know it with @Mozilla. Will you join me? #StopSOPA"

"Blimey, just closed FireFox and it doubled my remaining battery time. Was working with Css transforms and transitions. Ouch! #cpuBurn"

"Aagh help me find the right words. Client is insisting that we don't use html5 because its still in a draft state. @brucel @rem @ anyone!"

"Why Alan Moore beats Frank Miller any day of the week. #occupy #ows"

"Does anyone know how much it would be to buy a Greek island at the moment? Surely there must be a fire sale on? #lazyweb"

"Me again, gurning for the camera. Scarf is on, as aircon was fierce! RT @rem Noders at #fullfrontalconf "

"Dang, just figured why my last #fullfrontalconf node app of the day didn't work. Dropped comma! Still won @rem +@brucel html5 book though!"

"Loving today's Node.js workshop with @rem Apart from when the 1000 console.logs per second killed my Mac. Oops. #fullfrontalconf"

"Want node? Get Nave. Thanks @rem"

"Yep, that's me in the shirt. RT @rem Workshop meal at #fullfrontalconf "

" 30 years ago, this shop sold me my first computer. A vic20 with tape deck and 2 games.~£400 I think."

" seaside! #fullfrontalconf"

"Someone should tell the #sororitygirls that 'spunk' has a different meaning in the UK. Or perhaps it doesn't, and those girls got loads?"

"On the up side, I'm watching #sororitygirls on E4, am pleased that so many Leeds lasses don't 'measure up' to those vapid nazi's standards."

"Staying at @travelodgeUK Brighton Seafront. Truly shocking. And I spent a good part of last year in Indian business hotels. Going out now :("

"LOL #sororitygirls give new girls a pearl necklace to signify their induction into the group. No, seriously!"

"Does anyone else's HTC desire keep generating sms messages from _@? Why does this happen? Am i being stalked by #Android?"

"It's quite possible that its 25yrs since I last took this train route. Back to the place of my birth, Brighton, for #fullfrontalconf. Yay!"