LRG

"If you follow this woman's advice, it makes you a petty, insincere person too. Thanks are a formality, and a cultural norm that not everyone subscribes to. Don't be a racist. Hire people that will do a good job, and then thank them. "

"I'm not sure I can near to read this. Perhaps you should though. "

"Anyone putting Piers M organ in his place is good. This one is better than that... It uses FACTS! "

"😂 "

"I'll take "Things that will be conveniently forgotten once building starts" for $100 "

"Delivering the Leeds Weekly News. I was paid 1p per paper. My round took about 3 hours, and I delivered around 400 papers. I think this was probably 1985-6 ish. "

"A thing what I wrote... "

"If you don't know @metalband_exe , you won't know why this is funny 😂 "

""What's your degree in?" "Err... Fine Art" "Painter? Sculptor?" "Time-based media" "Right... And what do you do now?" "Something something involves a lot of critical thinking... Ok I'm a web developer" "

"Lol. 'could become' and 'again' are redundant. "

"These are awesome! "

"In our time Click "

"Good work! "

"Another one for @benaustwickart if he hadn't already written about it 😉 "

"This is the sort of useful thing that Twitter is great for. "

"God, don't you just hate it when JC is so ambiguous about his politics. 😒 "

"Pointless (cc @richardosman) Muppet show Twin Peaks Old Grey whistle test Horizon "

"Trump is a terrible human, and destructive president... But I wonder if the lack of damning evidence of collusion might make US democrats wonder, even a little bit, if they were responsible for the environment that created him. No? Okay then..."

"Mocked and Tried "

"I have terminal moraine after having done geography GCSE. It's real folks. "

"For entering a room, I just want that weird drum noise from the 80s university challenge theme. Otherwise, the theme from Are You Being Served. (Happily take @porksmith's excellent version.) "

"I WANT THIS SO HARD. WHAT IS IT❓ "

"And so it begins. @trello have informed me of a change to free teams that will impact the way I use them, in order to build features that I'll never use. Plus ca change... Now where did I put that ?"

"Oh my god. This fucking thread. I'm crying 😹 "

"Grayling. (1) verb. To fuck things up royally because of being a massive prick; (2) noun, to describe a situation fucked up by a massive prick. "Oh he's totally Grayling this project. It's turning into a huge pile of Grayling" "

"But I'm so dang productive! 😜 "

"Pretty sure the @nationaltrust and @EnglishHeritage might have something to say about this kind of thing too @CadburyUK "

"Let's play a game of autocorrect roulette. Tweet whatever comes after the word 'Pretend'... "

"This is a fantastic articulation of something I've been feeling for some time. The best designers I've worked with know this implicitly, and check their egos. The worst are still banging on about how 'big design' is important and 'design thinking' is the preserve of designers. "

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