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"Ooh boy 2012 is going to be a big year..."

"Am now buying a LOT of 80's breakdance in retaliation. Afrika Bambaata, George Kranz, Sugarhill gang, and grandmaster flash... yay"

"first thing ive liked on my new boxee box! "

"OOOOoooh new Ridley Scott sci-fi... "

"I can't help wondering if Jedward are the greatest art installation of the 21st century. Like a Gilbert & George / Tiswas mashup..."

"Merry Xmas to one and all, have a happy and healthy 2012."

"What is that on your cat's face?! RT @jaffathecake .@phae knows my sense of humour too well "

"Should've been home by now... that last mulled wine is proving troublesome... *hic"

"Why Mozilla should still be the closest to every web devs heart "

"And lo, cats will lie with dogs, brimstone will rain from the skies, and I will agree with Jeremy Clarkson. It is indeed the end of days."

"First time in 2 years I bought a 'proper' newspaper. Very little content, a lot of opinion, and mostly about telly. Internet, I choose you."

"I sure do.RT @shaundunne I think a certain group of people might need to read this book - - @toychicken would agree."

"Out of control cement buffer: heh..."

"I am not afraid of Cthulu because I know his dad's phone number... #awesome "

"White Christmas? Somewhere between snow and sleet in CB7. Sneet? #uksnow"

"404 prize not found. Raffle #fail "

"404 prize not found. Raffle #fail. "

"A lesson for content producers? RT @Glinner Wow. Louis CK's cool move made him $500k (via @jeffjarvis)"

" just do it. #sopa"

"What PMs really mean RT @hovlev @shaundunne "running out of time to defrost these profiteroles... I'll defrost them at 350c for 3 minutes""

"OK, where do I find statistics for incidence of visual impairment in over 40s, particularly women, in the UK. #dontKnowWhereToStart #lazyweb"

"Apparently its not sufficient to simply stare at the toaster and expect it to pop up. I'm required to put bread in first. #notQuiteAwakeYet"

"What time is it? It's colour time! "

"Just watched #blackMirror was a bit disappointed, mostly. Juvenile and didn't really show any insight. Still more interesting than most tv."

"Bored man on train GSOH, seeks meme for fun, laughter and possibly more. Dogs welcome. #tweetLikeASmallAd"

"Anyone done / seen any research on performance of media queries? #css #lazyweb"

"Tonights classic album is: Bat out of hell. Meat loaf."

"Yay - new experiment on ToyChicken. CSS transitions... "

"TKmaxx sale. All the shit you would never buy for slightly less than you would normally never buy it for..."

"Phew, no need for iOS users to feel left out. CarrierIQ is installed. You too can have your every move tracked. "