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"Oh sweet mother of frickin Jesus, please stop going on about the queen."
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"Nationality #fail RT @jaffathecake Urm " -
"Rude snowman. #uksnow. "
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"Weird snow drift "
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"#uksnow cb7 5/10 "
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"#uksnow cb7 6/10"
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" - now all your arguments are invalid.."
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"Woot! Just finished big bang theory marathon. Season 4, all 24 episodes in less than 24 hours."
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"WTF happened to @rightmove? It used to be quite good, but the mobile site barely works, and the main site looks like a dogs dinner. UX #fail"
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"Today's spare minutes will be spent exorcising old work crap from my phone. Goodbye meeting updates, goodbye boring 'contacts'."
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"Wow. @sapientnitro have already turned off my email account. Hope I remembered to turn off the out-of-office thing. #sadToLeave"
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"Friday plan. Sleep until noon. Walk dog. Sleep until following noon."
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"Hell yeah. @raspberry_pi in this months @wiredUK #FTW"
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"Needless to say, I was out. RT @GreatAuntJudy I'm about to watch 'The Blind Side' The box says it is "uplifting". I'll get back to you."
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"Silly BBC thinks science is too complicated for TV? "
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"I love it when people follow my style... RT @renedudfield @paulcurley nice. I love the sideways monitor @toychicken style."
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"Apparently you can't trust the weather in @dailymail ,but does it give you cancer?"
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"Cirque de Soleil was frickin awesome. Shame my cold is making me feel so rough."
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"Lol RT @codepo8 Chip Zdarsky's Watchmen 2 - slightly NSFW but buahahahah "
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"Homeopathic hospital has been listed. Can't we just preserve its vital essence in water? "
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"♥ Common People by William Shatner #lastfm: amazon: "
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"So, my big news? I'm leaving @sapientnitro "
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"RT please! What could be better than a portrait of Siri? A portrait of Siri done on an iPad! Pls +1 my mum's artwork "
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"Finally... RT @codepo8 Introduction To Linux Commands "
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" I am loving the TouchPad keyboard on Android."
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"Damn we're in a tight spot... watched O brother where art thou for the billionth time. Still a great movie."
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"Great work @firstcc train 10 mins late, me 45 mins late for work. As far as I know the 0721 Ely to LST has never arrived on time."
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"Help my mum win a competition with her awesome portrait of Siri. "
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"Installing @evernote again, after the cull (factory reset) because it rocks "
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"Heh, loving Skitch too... I got BRAINZ "