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"Am in Cornwall at the moment, so please assume every Tweet is prefixed by Pol- or Tre-"
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"WTF? RT @TheASF We welcome @GoDaddy and @HuaweiPress as our newest Sponsors at the Silver level! #TheApacheWay #Apache"
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"Hey @SkyHD - don't you think you should make your T&C's legible by humans? "
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"And that's how you handle social media. Quickly and positively - RT @skyhd: @toychicken We'll pass on the feedback to the web team MG"
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"Here we go! RT @nesscox: @Raspberry_Pi set up my #raspi as an x10 server with heyu and domus. Turns on my kettle for me when I need a cuppa!"
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"Want to get out of London? Wondering why you should ditch your thankless job at BigBoringTechCo, and join a start up? "
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"If you're trying to convince a client to use a decent password validation method, you should read (and cite @XKCD)"
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"Shoot for the moon! - Why I'm organising a @Raspberry_Pi competition, in the spirit of the space race "
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"The Internet is the power to speak freely, discuss openly, challenge preconceptions and share pictures of our pets. #OurWeb"
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"Need feedback! What would you do with a @raspberry_pi? "
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"OK - I'm beginning a new project based on @raspberry_pi - please give me your feedback! "
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"Was just driven home by a lovely Taxi driver called Mr Squirrel. His 25% was for helping with the shopping. Honest. I love East Anglia."
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"Man next to me is reading a document titled 'revisiting superstring perturbation theory', font used? Comic Sans! #CambridgeTrain"
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"For @videonasty - RT @codepo8 Lovecraft actually: "
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"Today, gardening. Tomorrow the world. Now, if I can just find those foxglove seeds..."
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"WTF @cineworld? If your food wasnt both expensive and shit, i wouldn't be trying to bring my own in. Protection racket! #hungerGames"
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"♥ Air War by Crystal Castles #lastfm: amazon: "
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"OK, if the updates for the apps on my phone are so much of an improvement, why do they never take up less space? #optimisationFail"
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"Saw this, thought of @nacht"
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"♥ Chiprape by Stu #lastfm: "
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"Just spent some time looking @browserstack - it looks all kinds of awesome. Has anyone used it in anger?"
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"I will be advertising unicorn removal services. I should be paid for having kept unicorns out of UK. /cc @jaffathecake "
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"♥ Another Green World by Brian Eno #lastfm: amazon: "
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"Dear @gklst, in 1 day since signup, you're good as your word, no tweets on my behalf. Adding people to my follow list however... not cool."
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"I like the look of the new hotness of project mgmt, @sprintly - but can we have a free / trial version? #tryBeforeWeBuy "
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"♥ I'm Not Done by Fever Ray #lastfm: amazon: "
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"Check out my new Geeklist name! You should get yours here: #gklstbeta"
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"♥ Geo by selectone #lastfm: "
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"Going forwards. Why I went from @sapientnitro to @featurespaceltd and how we can help you tell the future... "
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"Going forwards... what I did next "